Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=Syzygies; 1276284]The place will try to compete with Tulip, Mango, Snow White in the future. Regulars at these places are looking for super sex with a not so stunning girl.

At some point, they will improve the web-site, but its functional for now. I have no affilliation with the place, although I do know two of the management ladies, a little. I am only trying to look at the thing logically.[/QUOTE]Well, Here I quote a Gentleman from another Forum:

[i]"ok, I will be the first report then.

I was there today, I was greeted by June and she showed me her 9 girls. All of them over 30 (did I say 35) , all of them 3 to 5 in look, all of them "vely new".

I left and frankly I m not impressed with the Cherry massage team"[/i]

[QUOTE=Chill Out;1276554]I would skip poseidon and caesar (Amsterdam is good) and go to Nataree and Copa Cabanna instead.[/QUOTE]Yes agreed. Nataree have more young stocks and the price is cheaper there. My previous preference was Emmanuel but currently I found out that their top service had come down recently. The line up was bad with even MILF was on the list. WTF.

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy; 1277022]Well, Here I quote a Gentleman from another Forum: [i]"ok, I will be the first report then.I was there today, I was greeted by June and she showed me her 9 girls. All of them over 30 (did I say 35) , all of them 3 to 5 in look, all of them "vely new".I left and frankly I m not impressed with the Cherry massage team"[/i][/QUOTE]This report makes good sense, but objection, on the grounds of hearsay. We don't know who wrote it and whether he was a complete nutter or what. I don't like quotes from other forums. I don't believe everything I see, let alone what I read. Its fine to be opinionated, but hopefully based on your own experience.Some of us prefer it when you report your own experiences, and often they are very amusing (no sarcasm intended). You used to have many really great reports that were naturally amusing (far better than I could do) without even using sarcasm often employed by many writers unable to be funny more naturally. So I really miss your old posting adventures. Perhaps there is no time entertain us any more.

[QUOTE=Nongpagba;1276630]Ice from Mango went to work in Singapoor was the last news I heard. There is another Ice from Victoria's outcall only times, then figurin on Melody Massage and maybe now on Orient Massage webpages (not sure that it is the same lady).[/QUOTE]Ice at Melody Massage is not the same Ice. She looks nothing like the one on Orient web pages too. Its a commonly used name these days. Expect to find an I.C.E. At every MP now.

Songkran Spirit and All, I was at a coffee shop on Sukhumvit and felt the urge to get an Oily (the dirty kind).

[b]premature Ejaculator's the quick Review[/b]:

Massage in Bangkok. 2 shots. 1500 thb for the girl and 800 for the shop. There you go. I hope you did not cum in your pants too fast and were able to hold it long enough to read the whole line. Don't ask me which shop and what girl, for that information, you'll have to read the whole review.

Anyway. I am soi 22 and and somewhat Dry (Songkran and all). How I managed to stay Dry is something out of a Miracle but I did and am Proud of myself. I head to Washington Square and get into the massage place from Hell (yeah, my last trip there wasn't quite enjoyable) but I was a tad Horny. Something about seeing a lot of Thai girls dance in the Street, wet and under-dressed. These Wet white T-shirts.

I wanted to Check out WILD COUNTRY but it is now Officially Defunct (maybe so for some time but I haven't had the chance to go in that area yet).

Ladies out Front of AS Massage saw me coming and started dancing & Getting ready with the water."Come on Fish" they were thinking. The only way for me to escape was to tell them I was going to the Massage shop. So I guess if they wanted my business, better not drench me. I walked into the Massage shop. 2 girls were at the entrance sofa watching TV and the Mama welcomed me. I asked to see the lineup and talent was a hit or miss (I guess all the superstars were off upcountry). I excused myself and said I would be back (yeah right, like they've never heard that one before). Before I could step out, a lady came from the back and asked if she could put some Powder-mixture on my face. She looked kinda pretty so I accepted but I told her "you kiss me first", which she did (on the cheek. You perverts).

She applied the baby powder-water mixture on my cheeks and wished me a Happy Songkran. She looked me in the eyes and said "look dirty now, come I shower you", took my hand and pulled on it in what seemed to be an invitation to go upstairs. I did not expect that at all and had to chuckle on the very imaginative effort on her part.

Ok, little miss powder wants to lead? I'll Follow.

Did not check in anything at the counter, no time or service. Thai, Oil. 1 hour. 2 hours. Who cared. I was the only chap silly enough to visit that shop at this time.

Pretty girl led me to the VIP Room (for those of you who used to go there before, you'll know what I am talking about) :

Double the size of a Regular room, King Size Bed on the floor + Shower area.

Pretty girl (shoe name I did not even ask yet) asked me to hop in the shower while she went to get her kit. I obliged,

Few minutes later she's back in the room, undresses and joins me. Her first reaction is to kiss me. I was both surprised and happy.

This was her way to tell me that she was open for some shower play.

I kissed her back and started to fondle her nice Bcups, touch her ass and eventually touch her warm wet pussy. Shower was a bit small but she succeeded in giving me a nice BJ.

We stayed a long time in that shower, long enough for me to get wrinkly skin. She laughed and invited me to lay down on the King Size Bed. She said "you clean, now I make you relax". I told her that this time, I would make her relax and offered to massage her. She was surprised as this was (her words)"First time customer massage me".

She laid on her stomach and let me do the work. I started slowly from the feet and by the time I arrived at the neck, she was sound asleep.

As I tried my best not to fully wake hereto turn around, she opened her eyes and jumped to kiss me. The way she was holding me and hugging, I could sense she was grateful and happy. One thing led to another, we were kissing again.

I have done a lot of non-P4P and the way she was acting now was way beyond the Customer-Provider relationship. She was letting loose, no guard, just wanted to have fun and put all her heart and soul into the "Moment". We stayed in that room for close to 3 hours and went through a few condoms. She was really genuinely comfortable and when it was time for me to go, she asked me if she could come to my apartment in the evening. She gave me her number and really wanted to see me after work. I smiled and told her I would send her a message.

Gave her 2k and paid 1000 to the house (got a discount).

Did I message her? Yes but just to say Sorry I am not at home tonight.

Truth be told, while she was Great in bed and fun to be with, I did not want to go P4P to get that. I already have girls that want to be GF, non pros. I go to Shops like these expecting some kind of Disconnect between me and the girl where we understand that we are both here for a couple hours, one wants sex the other wants cash. When the deed is done, it's goodbye, next case please? .

She sent me a few messages after and wanted to meet me but in vain. I don't want to mix up P4P and non P4P, went down that road many times already.

I think next time I'll go to Snow White: I find their quality much better than Mango and certainly better than Tulip, and I am sure the girl won't be attached to me. Just 2 hours of pure raunchy sex.

No, I will not say her name, No I will not give her number. I may share her contact only with people I have met in person.

Apple has left Mango and gone to work for her sister at Cherry Massage.I suggest booking ahead if you want Apple because given the current shortage of girls at Cherry Massge she will be busy!

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy; 1277841]Songkran Spirit and All, I was at a coffee shop on Sukhumvit and felt the urge to get an Oily (the dirty kind).

[b]premature Ejaculator's the quick Review[/b]:

Massage in Bangkok. 2 shots. 1500 thb for the girl and 800 for the shop. There you go. I hope you did not cum in your pants too fast and were able to hold it long enough to read the whole line. Don't ask me which shop and what girl, for that information, you'll have to read the whole review.

Anyway. I am soi 22 and and somewhat Dry (Songkran and all). How I managed to stay Dry is something out of a Miracle but I did and am Proud of myself. I head to Washington Square and get into the massage place from Hell (yeah, my last trip there wasn't quite enjoyable) but I was a tad Horny. Something about seeing a lot of Thai girls dance in the Street, wet and under-dressed. These Wet white T-shirts.

I wanted to Check out WILD COUNTRY but it is now Officially Defunct (maybe so for some time but I haven't had the chance to go in that area yet).

Ladies out Front of AS Massage saw me coming and started dancing & Getting ready with the water."Come on Fish" they were thinking. The only way for me to escape was to tell them I was going to the Massage shop. So I guess if they wanted my business, better not drench me. I walked into the Massage shop. 2 girls were at the entrance sofa watching TV and the Mama welcomed me. I asked to see the lineup and talent was a hit or miss (I guess all the superstars were off upcountry). I excused myself and said I would be back (yeah right, like they've never heard that one before). Before I could step out, a lady came from the back and asked if she could put some Powder-mixture on my face. She looked kinda pretty so I accepted but I told her "you kiss me first", which she did (on the cheek. You perverts).

She applied the baby powder-water mixture on my cheeks and wished me a Happy Songkran. She looked me in the eyes and said "look dirty now, come I shower you", took my hand and pulled on it in what seemed to be an invitation to go upstairs. I did not expect that at all and had to chuckle on the very imaginative effort on her part.

Ok, little miss powder wants to lead? I'll Follow.

Did not check in anything at the counter, no time or service. Thai, Oil. 1 hour. 2 hours. Who cared. I was the only chap silly enough to visit that shop at this time.

Pretty girl led me to the VIP Room (for those of you who used to go there before, you'll know what I am talking about) :

Double the size of a Regular room, King Size Bed on the floor + Shower area.

Pretty girl (shoe name I did not even ask yet) asked me to hop in the shower while she went to get her kit. I obliged,

Few minutes later she's back in the room, undresses and joins me. Her first reaction is to kiss me. I was both surprised and happy.

This was her way to tell me that she was open for some shower play.

I kissed her back and started to fondle her nice Bcups, touch her ass and eventually touch her warm wet pussy. Shower was a bit small but she succeeded in giving me a nice BJ.

We stayed a long time in that shower, long enough for me to get wrinkly skin. She laughed and invited me to lay down on the King Size Bed. She said "you clean, now I make you relax". I told her that this time, I would make her relax and offered to massage her. She was surprised as this was (her words)"First time customer massage me".

She laid on her stomach and let me do the work. I started slowly from the feet and by the time I arrived at the neck, she was sound asleep.

As I tried my best not to fully wake hereto turn around, she opened her eyes and jumped to kiss me. The way she was holding me and hugging, I could sense she was grateful and happy. One thing led to another, we were kissing again.

I have done a lot of non-P4P and the way she was acting now was way beyond the Customer-Provider relationship. She was letting loose, no guard, just wanted to have fun and put all her heart and soul into the "Moment". We stayed in that room for close to 3 hours and went through a few condoms. She was really genuinely comfortable and when it was time for me to go, she asked me if she could come to my apartment in the evening. She gave me her number and really wanted to see me after work. I smiled and told her I would send her a message.

Gave her 2k and paid 1000 to the house (got a discount).

Did I message her? Yes but just to say Sorry I am not at home tonight.

Truth be told, while she was Great in bed and fun to be with, I did not want to go P4P to get that. I already have girls that want to be GF, non pros. I go to Shops like these expecting some kind of Disconnect between me and the girl where we understand that we are both here for a couple hours, one wants sex the other wants cash. When the deed is done, it's goodbye, next case please? .

She sent me a few messages after and wanted to meet me but in vain. I don't want to mix up P4P and non P4P, went down that road many times already.

I think next time I'll go to Snow White: I find their quality much better than Mango and certainly better than Tulip, and I am sure the girl won't be attached to me. Just 2 hours of pure raunchy sex.

No, I will not say her name, No I will not give her number. I may share her contact only with people I have met in person.[/QUOTE]Nice report and good call at the end, no point in mixing business with pleasure.

Tuck

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1277634]This report makes good sense, but objection, on the grounds of hearsay. We don't know who wrote it and whether he was a complete nutter or what. I don't like quotes from other forums. I don't believe everything I see, let alone what I read. Its fine to be opinionated, but hopefully based on your own experience.[/quote]Trust me, I would not post something from another Forum if it was some newbie's POV. This was the Short report of a Senior and trusted member of that forum.

But Fear not, Very soon you will get exactly the same report from a Senior Member of ISG. I met him today and he went on to try Cherry. But I'll let him the pleasure of sharing it with everyone here.

I understand you have some connections with the place (not monetary but emotional maybe) but does it really mean you will question Every review posted about the place?

I wanted to try this afternoon but after hearing the experience of someone, I thought better and booked GEAW of PINK.

[QUOTE=Friar Tuck;1277933]Nice report and good call at the end, no point in mixing business with pleasure.Tuck[/QUOTE]Would be great if the quote you reply to is condensed by removing 90% of it. If one wants to read it all, there is a hot link to it.

Looks like oilies are moving to fixed rates. On my last visit, found both Orchid and Pink had moved to full pricing with payment upfront. So paying for an "oil" or "lotion" massage and then negotiating with the girl seems to have been done away with. In some ways its good, but if all you're after is a BJ then it becomes too pricey.

[QUOTE=KenBuddy;1278111]Looks like oilies are moving to fixed rates. On my last visit, found both Orchid and Pink had moved to full pricing with payment upfront. So paying for an "oil" or "lotion" massage and then negotiating with the girl seems to have been done away with. In some ways its good, but if all you're after is a BJ then it becomes too pricey.[/QUOTE]No sir.

I was at Pink and was charged the regular Oily rate. Ok, they know me there and know I am after FS but all shops have 2 sets of prices.

They have a Package (Massage+FS) inclusive or just the Oily / Massage price.

Just tell the cashier you need massage only and you will negotiate with the girl for the rest. Some shops will say no, then just walk out and go to the next.

But PINK charged me 400 when I was there

Just to go back on the Point of All inclusive Oilies, Some will do it for Newbies or for Japanese.

Japanese Customers like to have the ability to pay everything upfront at the counter, no questions asked later.

I guess it is a matter of Preference.

I like to go in and book 400 thb oil for 1 hour (500 in some places) and then let the girl massage a little bit to see what Chemistry develops. This will determine what type of Extra Services I will purchase. I remember some girls being bitchy, not want to join me in the shower. These girls usually get no extras from me and a 50thb tip for the massage. I know it's not nice or Fair, but I don't care.

I was at SAKURA yesterday and asked for a lineup, Lord oh lord, when the 4 ladies came out, they looked like a fleet of interstate busses. No kidding! I was just about to Faint. But caught myself and ran out.

[url]http://www.soi-japan.com/sakura/[/url]

Now Sakura is the sister Shop of ORCHID which has a much better array of girls and some look pretty decent. One piece of advice: DO NOT order your girl based on the Book. Man-up and ask for a Lineup, you'll be really glad you did.

Or look at the book and then get the lineup. Good on you if you can recognize at least 2 or 3 between the book and the lineup.

[url]http://www.paithai.com/orchidmassage/?lang=en[/url]

Happy Mongering

EURO MASSAGE is now RE-OPEN for business inside the Euro Grande (Former Euro-Inn)

Reception is on the 6th Floor (was previously on the 3rd)

They have Only All inclusive Prices and no more choice of having massage only and negotiate with the girl.

[url]http://www.gdiary.com/ShopDetails.asp?ID=66[/url]

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy; 1278366]Just to go back on the Point of All inclusive Oilies, Some will do it for Newbies or for Japanese.

[url]http://www.paithai.com/orchidmassage/?lang=en[/url]

Happy Mongering[/QUOTE]Interesting quote in their webage "we acheived 160. 000 balls on our testicle massage"

That means 80. 000 people passed by for the service. Ehmm. Really? In 8 years, makes 10. 000 a year. The rest, you do the math.

Side question, more ISG related: I believe this is the same service one gets at the Macau sauna and referred as "thigh massage" (where on principle they do not end with a release for business purposes, ie to keep you horny so you take the soapie service)?

[QUOTE=Bionicman; 1278510]Interesting quote in their webage "we acheived 160. 000 balls on our testicle massage"

That means 80. 000 people passed by for the service. Ehmm. Really? In 8 years, makes 10. 000 a year. The rest, you do the math.[/QUOTE]Well, that could ba wrong. Seeing as H444 only has 1 ball.

[quote]Side question, more ISG related: I believe this is the same service one gets at the Macau sauna and referred as "thigh massage" (where on principle they do not end with a release for business purposes, ie to keep you horny so you take the soapie service)?[/QUOTE]Given my experience of many years here, I can guarantee you that the majority of girls giving the Testicle massage have absolutely No idea what they are doing. They probably give a HJ with heavy Balls Play. And for those who have had a Real Balls Massage, the one from Orchid isn't one. In fact, I would not be surprised if the girl may actually inflict more damage than good to your Balls / blood circulation.

There is still 1 shop in BKK where one can have a REAL and very professional Balls Massage: HANA Massage soi 22.

In my opinion, only RIN can do it properly. But she's pushing 55? So visit quick. I think she hasn't got that many months left in her before she retires.