First time Colombia, Bogota.
Damn I am lazy bastard, being reading this forum last 2 months but now when I am here already for 4 night still didn't post about experiences but let go.
Arrived late on Saturday, things didn't start well because my prearranged transport and guide couldn't make it.
OK lets try Uber with poor airport signal, had problems determine pick up point in that chaos. Uber is not welcomed at airport so don't be surprised if he don't show up but somehow I managed to get this one.
I was so tired but as it was Saturday night going to bed was not option.
Had few drinks in hotel and ordered Uber for Zona Rosa. At least I was thinking it.
Ended up in some oder Zona Rosa, wasted 20 min and it was already 1:40.
In Zona Rosa clubs were quite crowded but didn't want to go in as they are closing at 03 am. First goal was to get myself refreshed so managed to do it and then had to decide what's next.
As it was Saturday wanted experience nightlife and leave hookers as last option.
Went to club Video, what a mistake, full of gays.
Then hit the Baum, best techno club in Bogota. Picked up 2 contacts but went home alone due to being done in every way.
Day 2.
Managed to hook up with one of the girls from SA.
Dinner and then to hotel.
We agreed on 200 bucks, she was a wild one, squirting on my bed to point that I had to put spare sheets to sleep later on.
Day 3.
Spent day resting and later some shopping and visiting Parque 93.
After having few drinks in hotel decided to hit Forty Nine Club on recommendation of a taxist / tour guide.
Place was empty. Only me and 2 other guys at another table.
Girls where super pushy, couldn't drink my beer in peace. But ended up being good tactic because eventually I agreed on TDL with 2 of them which looked like party girls so I said OK it might be interesting.
It wasn't.
First of all I overpaid them. Agreed on 300 bucks, but eventually at the end of night paid at least 400 because it was always something more to payed.
They stayed until 5-6 am, 1 was super hot so I mainly fucked her as other was useless. Noisy as fuck, ended up being knocked twice by receptionist on doors.
Somehow managed to finish after some porn movies and 2 of them doing what asked.
Again they wanted more money and ended up giving them 50 bucks how much they asked just to get rid of them.
Hope will learn from this experience, but they were good actors, fooling me they are into partying and having a blast of a night.
Def wouldn't recommend Forty Nine Club.
Day 3.
Was destroyed all day from night before, hotel had such a bad sound isolation so couldn't sleep until late afternoon.
Went for first meal of day at 7 pm, some sushi place, with nice waiters serving me.
Took her number as she was showing some interest, (still pending on her at this point of writing this report).
Around 10 pm meet with the guy which didn't show up first day at airport due to car problems.
Ended up being awesome guy which can help you a lot if you a first time here and with limited Spanish. (limited is strong word in my case).
Decided to go with him in famous Santa Fe.
Place look scary and like from movies but quality of girls is amazing.
We went in Paisas club and girls were 5 times better looking then in that stupid Forty Nine club, and not pushy at all.
We just sit for hour and drunk and nobody approached us. Great place.
There were few gems but some already taken, ended up agreeing on TLN with super cute and sexy Venezuelan. 500 pesos.
My friend said I overpaid it but compared to previous night it seemed like a good deal.
Of to my place, she stayed until 8 am, amazing body with several Tattoos on interesting places.
Lack of my Spanish and her English was a problem but still it was nice experience.
Day 4.
Again didn't sleep almost but had arrangement with one girl from SA.
She was late 1 HR due to traffic, but OK nothing to do anyway.
She had period so she said already before that we go on other entrance.
Crazy chick. Not a super beauty but super performer.
Stayed around 2 hrs, she wanted to hang out more but I was done. Gave her 150 m pesos and for taxi.
So in 4 days 4 chicks, actually 5 if we count that bloody duo which was huge mistake.
Tomorrow need to change hotel and then final day in Bogota before Medellin.
So far I would say it is awesome place to have fun but should come with semi decent level of Spanish to get most of it.
Day game should offer so much possibility with knowledge of Spanish.
Santa Fe tour with Woodman.
On my first trip to Bogota I visited casas because I was traveling solo and didn't want to venture into Santa Fe alone based on other members in the forum.
This time I got in touch with woodman and spent few hours taking me around Santa Fe.
We met little after 11 and were out to close to 3 am. During that time we strolled around the blocks few times and he took me to too many clubs to name. We were going from club to club checking out the talent. Some of the bigger clubs were packed with both men and women while others were dead. Girls just sitting around and looking for men.
The place was loaded with Venezolanas and I personally thought it was good. There were some good looking girls in and out of the club and you will find your type in Santa Fe.
I would consider myself to be pretty picky when it comes to looks and (woodman took me around to the same clubs few times seeking for talent) I found girls that I fancied.
Girls are friendly and are looking for business so if you find what you like just smile and chit chat and go from there.
If you are weary of going to SF alone reach out to woodman. He will help you out and make sure you are having a good time.
Hours and Hours Spent in Santa Fe! So Many Random Musings / Thoughts in Santa Fe.
I must write Random Musings / Thoughts in Santa Fe soon, one I just thought of is.
It's so great to get all Hot by the beautiful girls in the clubs and stepping out and boning down on a hot streety sweetie or two? It's just as good and economical to!
I slipped out got baked and hit one of my GF hookers, And than thought I was done but ran into a really sexy flaquita blanquita named Mia. What a petite cutie 25 years old but seemed like 18-19.
GF service for $42000. No baby damage and nice and tight. I told her 'Tengo mas ratos de prontio'.
More coming, Anyhow, in the meantime, Here is important info; here is a link to Colombian Holidays, They are mainly on Monday called Festivo.
[URL]http://www.cuandoenelmundo.com/calendario/colombia/2018[/URL]
