Kyiv

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[QUOTE=Cruiser D]

I wonder why
I wonder why
I wonder why
I wonder why

Passport control and customs.
The plane at 1552 and 1628 the taxi.
I had to wait at Borispil – I told them 1645.
I realized there were kiosks.

I had a semi pro for 520uah.
Luda on the 150uah train.
I had a 30uah taxi ride to the Train Station at 7:41.
Then a 39uah breakfast.
Awesomeness.
Then a pub tab of 238uah.
How sweet.
Being the international bon vivant that I am I easily pulled off a 198uah lunch and gave her 100uah.

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Anyone see an underlying theme here?

There's another philosophy, on the other side of the rainbow.

Easy come easy go?

Don't sweat the small stuff (?), I mean, when on vacation, who really thinks about the time every minute and gets such joy squeezing each kopek?

Well, they say there's a certain type who's always counting his change, but.....

Certainly we're not oligarchs, and in leaner times, it makes better sense not to be careless with spending, but when it gets equal billing to the girls, well....

Warm bed full of blondinka, no details to cloud up the image:

Bez, YMMV. Your posting is rather odd Bez cause one always got the impression from your postings that you are always looking for more bang for your buck - pun intended. And that you eschrew Kyiv for the softer hinterlands. I didn't realize you go bottle bombing at Decadence with your Bentley and driver/bodyguard. I included the prices because the people who actually travel to/ plan on traveling to Kyiv want real information here instead of fuzzy soft porn.

I cut through the dating circles in Kyiv like a Rabbi cuts through the passport control lines at Borispil. I do all my organization on the fly because I am awesome and I have the routine down pat. :)

Please do not try any of the stunts in the program at home. The participants are trained professionals. Attempting these stunts at home my result in serious injury, death or abject humiliation.

Can someone give me a run down on getting full service (or maybe just BJ) in Kiev strip clubs?

In Moscow it is a somewhat expensive way to get sex, but I recall being in some small club off the Maidan where it was not very expensive. Obviously there are pros and cons to this kind of service, but I will have to be careful bringing a girl back to my room, so a full service strip club is one entertainment option.

You can do the deed in bordello apartments. I'll be happy to take you to one or two, if I can remember where they are and the door codes. Maybe you can show Bez where they are when he's in town. ;)

Anal full service, I hope.

I never suggest to have sex in brothels if you don't speak Ukrainian very well!

[QUOTE=Gentleman Travel]Can someone give me a run down on getting full service (or maybe just BJ) in Kiev strip clubs?

In Moscow it is a somewhat expensive way to get sex, but I recall being in some small club off the Maidan where it was not very expensive. Obviously there are pros and cons to this kind of service, but I will have to be careful bringing a girl back to my room, so a full service strip club is one entertainment option.[/QUOTE]

CD,

If I did not know you well enough, I would have thought your report was written by HunterDave! Enjoy candyland like you always do.

One thing, though. How the hell did you get through the dreaded passport control and the long, all too long wait, at the luggage carousel?????

30 minutes at that somewhat peak time seems like you flew though like you were Superman. Tell us how you accomplished this feat. In fact, it is more impressive than your report on the ladies.

[QUOTE=Cruiser D]The serious girls are looking for a stable man for family life. There are two types of girls you will find in Ukraine - I am a princess, spend money to show me your worth. The second type will order very modestly in a restaurant. [/QUOTE]

I never hit the clubs and have no need for the princesses. There are so many of what you call the "serious" girls and so little time. However, for this "serious" girl, you do need the time as a resident ex-pat and you need the language. You just cannot be the occasional or irregular visitor.

I have been here a long time. It never ceases to amaze me what pearls and gems can be found and how. Not too long ago, I went to buy a Brita water filter system at one of the underground malls. I started to talk to the sales girl. One thing led to another, next night it was dinner at a reasonable place nearby the mall. The following night it was dinner and sex and my place. Kiev, ain't it grand.

An this is how it goes, on and on and on. And always without the need for Virtu toting bitches who want to take you to the cleaners.

[QUOTE=Uke Boy]CD,

If I did not know you well enough, I would have thought your report was written by HunterDave! Enjoy candyland like you always do.

One thing, though. How the hell did you get through the dreaded passport control and the long, all too long wait, at the luggage carousel?

30 minutes at that somewhat peak time seems like you flew though like you were Superman. Tell us how you accomplished this feat. In fact, it is more impressive than your report on the ladies.[/QUOTE]There is a guy walking around the queues and if you give him 20euros, he'll get you through the pass control within a few seconds.

It's quite scary that some girls think spending $5000 on a mobile phone is normal. What do they think their own "virtue" is worth? :)

[QUOTE=Acolonizer]

Anal fisting service, I hope.

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Sheisse!!!

How can you leave out herpes bare back blood sausage deep throat choking to unconsciousness with elephant sperm gargle swallow and plague rat diarrhea bukakke on rye with salmonella egg fart limburger dingleberry 39uah breakfast for two?

You never suggested prostitutki without this before? You not feeling well?

Uke, I was absolutely amazed myself! Not about the girls - when your Ukrainian mobile phone has 400 numbers in it's not that big of a trick. I've been coming to Kyiv since 2004. Hunter Dave (not related) wrote a report like mine after his first trip. I was amazed about passport control and getting my baggage. Passport control was normal (slow) but there were maybe only two planes of passengers waiting to go through and I could see my baggage on the carousel as I passed the passport control booths. Awesomeness. The only bad part is I told my apartment agency to have the driver there at 1645, figuring an hour was a safe margin. So I waited about 5-10 minutes with the taximen, that was a lot of fun.

For whatever reason Ukrainian girls really seem to like me. I think it's the serious imagine I portray. I lost about 150 names and phone numbers when my original flirt profile got block but I made a new one last night and I'm doing swimmingly.

I tell people all the time, for ever one gold digging vertu toting scammer there are ten normal hot Ukrainian girls, you just need to get away from Mandarin Plaza to find them.

If I was an expat in Kyiv or spent 1/3 to 1/2 the year here I'd have an apartment with 2-3 bi girls living in it full time and a rotating harem - easy. I'm sure in Kyiv there is someone with that type of arrangement. :)


[QUOTE=Uke Boy]CD,

If I did not know you well enough, I would have thought your report was written by HunterDave! Enjoy candyland like you always do.

One thing, though. How the hell did you get through the dreaded passport control and the long, all too long wait, at the luggage carousel?????

30 minutes at that somewhat peak time seems like you flew though like you were Superman. Tell us how you accomplished this feat. In fact, it is more impressive than your report on the ladies.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Cruiser D]Uke, I was absolutely amazed myself! Not about the girls - when your Ukrainian mobile phone has 400 numbers in it's not that big of a trick. I've been coming to Kyiv since 2004. Hunter Dave (not related) wrote a report like mine after his first trip. I was amazed about passport control and getting my baggage. Passport control was normal (slow) but there were maybe only two planes of passengers waiting to go through and I could see my baggage on the carousel as I passed the passport control booths. Awesomeness. The only bad part is I told my apartment agency to have the driver there at 1645, figuring an hour was a safe margin. So I waited about 5-10 minutes with the taximen, that was a lot of fun.

For whatever reason Ukrainian girls really seem to like me. I think it's the serious imagine I portray. I lost about 150 names and phone numbers when my original flirt profile got block but I made a new one last night and I'm doing swimmingly.

I tell people all the time, for ever one gold digging vertu toting scammer there are ten normal hot Ukrainian girls, you just need to get away from Mandarin Plaza to find them.

If I was an expat in Kyiv or spent 1/3 to 1/2 the year here I'd have an apartment with 2-3 bi girls living in it full time and a rotating harem - easy. I'm sure in Kyiv there is someone with that type of arrangement. :)[/QUOTE]


Crusier…

It’s really funny because we have exactly the same type of idea of life.

Living in Kiev (may be Moscow too) with 2-3 bisexual girls… Last time I was there (in Kiev I mean) I rented two (not flats, girls…), friends not really bisexual.. but touching, kissing, kissing nipples not DATY each other… And it was really a lot of fun!

Here the pics..
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=905264&postcount=1139[/url]
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=905261&postcount=1138[/url]

no naked (only pussy!)

Dinner in the Jacuzzi, but my hands was on their pussies so they had to feed me… really funny sitting and kissing in three… aving two mouths slurping your best friend… and the masterpiece was a wonderful BBBJ + CIM in Katya’s mouth (she has a pierced tongue and know how to use the piercing) while Tanya was deep kissing me… Katya was even using the piercing on my nuts while Tanya was riding cow girl.

The big question is why hell can we not live in Kiev? Am I right Crusier?

By the way I wonder if you tried these two goddesses… the absolute perfection 19, one blonde one brown red… they asked for a hell of $$$ but.. may be you can get them a try… ;) [url]http://flirt.com.ua/jabi2/[/url]

I do not even know if such girls are real… look inside the album at the photo inside the club… :p :p :p

IT

PS we have both a firiend doing this in Kiev (livin permanently with one and getting others....) You know?

[QUOTE=Cruiser D]For whatever reason Ukrainian girls really seem to like me. I think it's the serious imagine I portray. I lost about 150 names and phone numbers when my original flirt profile got block but I made a new one last night and I'm doing swimmingly.

I tell people all the time, for ever one gold digging vertu toting scammer there are ten normal hot Ukrainian girls, you just need to get away from Mandarin Plaza to find them.

If I was an expat in Kyiv or spent 1/3 to 1/2 the year here I'd have an apartment with 2-3 bi girls living in it full time and a rotating harem. Easy. I'm sure in Kyiv there is someone with that type of arrangement.[/QUOTE]You think exactly the way I have been thinking! I believe I would fuck myself to death if I stayed for one year in Kiev! And I say the same: for whatever reason Ukraine girls seem to like me. And I think it is for the serious image I portray!

I would definitely have some rotating harem.

I know no such man in Kyiv. He is just a figment of the imagination, a legend. I heard he wears white robes, carries a wooden staff/latex phallic device. :D




[QUOTE=It Travel] PS we have both a firiend doing this in Kiev (livin permanently with one and getting others....) You know?[/QUOTE]

It's easy to live like this anywhere - you just have to find the right girls. In Kyiv there just seems to be an endless supply. :)

Instead to disturb people with those stupid messages, be care of your diseases, because you are the real sick in mind and body.

[QUOTE=Bez Bezarra]Sheisse!

How can you leave out herpes bare back blood sausage deep throat choking to unconsciousness with elephant sperm gargle swallow and plague rat diarrhea bukakke on rye with salmonella egg fart limburger dingleberry 39uah breakfast for two?

You never suggested prostitutki without this before? You not feeling well?[/QUOTE]