Angeles City

[QUOTE=Indo Phile]

If you not doing better than Indo Phile then you very really rubbish.

Please not telling me how rubbish I am. Upset enough already. How hard can this be? Spent many thousands of baht

and pesos and got nothing but trouble, disapointment, and a bit of blood all for 2 minutes boom boom with lady who bleeds like sacrifice goat.[/QUOTE]

I can't believe this litany of woes I P.
I just cannot believe that you struck out so often and so badly. Unless of course you are the Hunchback of Notre Dame or the Elephant Man and you are not telling us. I can discount this theory because it seems you managed to get a few girls back to the room but then the blood set in.
The part in your report where you let 3 girls sleep in the bed and you slept on the couch tells me you do not have the orientation to be a monger. Most normal guys would have definitely been in amongst it and one of the girls should have been on the couch.
Shaking my head wondering how a grown man could let this happen.

[QUOTE=Red Kilt]The part in your report where you let 3 girls sleep in the bed and you slept on the couch tells me you do not have the orientation to be a monger. Most normal guys would have definitely been in amongst it and one of the girls should have been on the couch.
Shaking my head wondering how a grown man could let this happen.[/QUOTE]


Not very handsome sure. Nose bit big but not elephant. Back straight.

Yes you very right. Not orientation to be a monger. Have had success at China massage but no success bar girls.

Just get SMS. From spinner who only do massage. As she writing it -
Emergency plz send 3000 pesos luv u miss u take care u always

Send SMS back
Emergency here plz send 3000 baht luv me too

No reply yet ;)

Hello all,

I would like some advise on the mongering scene in Angeles City and Boracay in particular, its A first time trip there, where's the best place to pick up chicks in AC, and are there any parlours in AC were you can go directly and pick a chick also, without the hastle of buying drinks and BF etc. And also In Manilla, ideal bars there or the best pick up joint in the mongering scene. & could you advise me where's an ideal spot to get chicks, and also some massage palour or Casa, were you can pick up a cute babe, nice and quick without the hastle. Thanks alot guys, any advise would be great.

[QUOTE=Indo Phile]Just get SMS. From spinner who only do massage. As she writing it -
Emergency plz send 3000 pesos luv u miss u take care u always

Send SMS back
Emergency here plz send 3000 baht luv me too

No reply yet ;)[/QUOTE]
Let us know if you send her the cash. If you do, I got some great beach front property in PI that I'd like to sell to you. LOL

[QUOTE=Ekspat][b]BS!![/b]
They told you so, because they want to keep those sweet brownies for themselves.
Try it out, Indonesia is IMO wonderful, and be honest,
it can't be worse than your recent experiences?

Cheers![/QUOTE]Just had three days in KL with my 21 year old student lady from Jakarta. Absolute total heaven. Indonesia now almost but not quite outranks Philippines as a place where life is truly good!

[QUOTE=Indo Phile]Forgotting also visiting bar in Perimeter AC day 6 afternoon after 3xFAIL with Insomnia ladies and power fail with significant other.

Good start - go in wrong bar. Sign outside in wrong place. Waitress say many customers same same mistake. Why not moving sign? How hard can it be? fail but only little letters. Polite customer so finishing drink and going correct Candybar.

Two ladies liking me. Few lady drinks to see if liking them. Yes good fun. Barfine and back to hotel. Start action and lady 2 getting giggles. Now lady 1 giggling. Indo Phile catch giggles. Everyone giggling. Now giggling becoming total laughter. Fun but destroying atmosphere. Now suffer second power failure in 24 hours.

Rush in bathroom and more Star Wars action. Ok fixed. Boom boom lady 1 a bit then change lady 2. Blood everywhere. Is every lady in AC having period in same week? Now having total power FAILure. Cannot fixing and cannot finish. 1xfail + 1xFail + 1xFAIL + 1x power FAIL.

To improve English been watching BBC World TV. Liking Top Gear very much. They saying alot how hard can it be? For Indo Phile finding boom boom lady in brothel really very hard. Think Clarkson saying Indo Phile biggest loser...

...IN THE WORLD.[/QUOTE]Sorry mate. I've never heard such a tale of woe in all my life. You poor bastard.

Seriously, I feel for you.

[QUOTE=Amjeck]Let us know if you send her the cash. If you do, I got some great beach front property in PI that I'd like to sell to you. LOL[/QUOTE]

Ok deal :D

[QUOTE=Indo Phile]Just get SMS. From spinner who only do massage. As she writing it -
Emergency plz send 3000 pesos luv u miss u take care u always

Send SMS back
Emergency here plz send 3000 baht luv me too

No reply yet ;)[/QUOTE]As Nancy Reagan used to say, "Just say no!"

[QUOTE=Red Kilt]... Unless of course you are the Hunchback of Notre Dame or the Elephant Man ... [/QUOTE]

and even these two guys you are talking about do barfine and f*ck the prettiest girls in town! I have witnessed it a couple of times! :)

Cheers!


Hesekiels

[QUOTE=Anneelke]I will also ask him but he did not mention any issues when I texted him yesterday.[/QUOTE]I was in AC last week. We had lots of wind and heavy periods of rain for 24 hours. But nothing to impede mongering. A couple of brown outs which can happen anytime.

9 days 14 girls.

[QUOTE=Red Kilt]I can't believe this litany of woes I P.

Shaking my head wondering how a grown man could let this happen.[/QUOTE]And I can't believe that.
[list][*] Someone who pretends to have a poor grasp of English grammar almost excels at spelling at the same time. I P even consistently capitalizes and makes proper use of punctuation. I have never seen that before from a person who is seemingly unable to speak in the first person.[*] Someone who has the ability to speak in first person in his very first post three years ago magically loses that talent soon thereafter giving way to a quite amusing Indian caricature.[*] Someone with such basic language skills still manages to place the occasional witty idiom.[/list]
It's not that I don't enjoy reading this stand-up comedian stuff as it surely requires a lot of effort to consistently keep up that style but the unsuspecting reader should probably beware not to be taken for a comical ride in form that may very well extend to the content as well.

Yea ok it was kind os a funny read thats about it. If there was a Fictional/ Humorous Section it should have gone there instead of hogging up the AC section.

[QUOTE=Indo Phile]Promised a field report so here we go.

Spent long time planning big trip thinking is last time can do this. Plan plan plan checking forum every time,

more plan plan plan, checking forum. Sure nothing can going wrong.

The results.

Shanghai - Expo crackdown FAIL.

Chengdu - LE crackdown FAIL.

Kunming - building shut for repairing FAIL.

And more and more bla bla bla

Time Indo Phile retire?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Indo Phile]Promised a field report so here we go.

-----snipped-----

Time Indo Phile retire?[/QUOTE]Dude, seriously?

I lol'd

Sorry man...maybe take up cards?

[QUOTE=FreebieFan]Indonesia now almost but not quite outranks Philippines as a place where life is truly good![/QUOTE]Fully agree. My just 3 years old passport is almost full again.

Nice small chops from the PI and these terrible space consuming visas from Indon!

Having a pretty 23y/o NL-student since 2 month,

Almost GF relation, life's nice!

Cheers!