Sosua Reports

[QUOTE=Mr Gogo]Yeah, I'm a very silly guy,I love a good laugh.

The whole Colombia board is under quarentine. Its more flaming going on than info. I hope this board never gets to that point.

Newbies can breath new life into a board.

Do you ever wonder if their is a female mongers site? Nah,females are to sneaky to get caught like that. But what if,it would go like this;

I met this cheap ass guy that took me to the zoo and made me pay my own way. Then he bought some bbq ribs,potato salad and one presidente beer.He ate all the food and drank the one beer,then told me to strip for pics and sex.Then he called me a cab and asked for a propina to buy some more condoms and beer (cheap ).
(I know you can catch as well as pitch my brother )lmao.[/QUOTE]That is funny shit, GOGO you don't forget a thing, roflmao.

Her next post would be something about her having to steal chocolates from the guy and the chocolates all melting inside her purse and how he only offered ham and cheese sandwiches to eat, with the decorative bird placed by the window staring down at them.

[QUOTE=SavePros321]Lol, I think this Armando guy is the same guy I sometimes see chasing around the female bartenders at Merengue bar![/QUOTE]He owns Merengue and Classicos. Some nights you can see him walking around merengue and classicos.

[QUOTE=Mr Gogo]The subject of sex in Sosua has not been discussed recently. But recent events require dialog. There are major recent developments that affect ALL mongerers in Sosua. To be honest, this board regarding sex and adventure info has been reduced to five guys(J, Bq, CJ, Ch, SP,)[/QUOTE]Speaking of sex and adventure I just recently fucked a big girl. She was cute but still.......I gotta get back to Sosua soon so I can raise my level of quality broads that will serve me proper. I still smash fine broads in the states but when u ask them to swallow or take the ol porno shot to the face they look at u crazy. Viva Sosua! Viva ISG!

[QUOTE=Coolie High]Speaking of sex and adventure I just recently fucked a big girl. She was cute but still.......I gotta get back to Sosua soon so I can raise my level of quality broads that will serve me proper. I still smash fine broads in the states but when u ask them to swallow or take the ol porno shot to the face they look at u crazy. Viva Sosua! Viva ISG![/QUOTE]After what you sent me i would be counting pennies and pawning shit to get my ass back there.

[QUOTE=Jaosousa]He owns Merengue and Classicos. Some nights you can see him walking around merengue and classicos.[/QUOTE]
That's him then. In May I saw him casually sitting at Merengue bar around 3 or 4 in the afternoon on a Saturday while I was drinking there. A few minutes later he was flirting with one of the bartenders. He seemed like a guy that just keeps to himself. Didn't know he was/would be infamous though...

[QUOTE=SavePros321]This is one of the reasons why I only come to this board for information. Thank your for posting this and I hope everyone will pass the word. I personally have never been inside the place. Mainly because I never found reason to.[/QUOTE]best believe IF Classicos closes pple will shift to X Club-supply and demand. The gringos demand alcohol and pussy, Classicos and/or X Club supply the atmosphere (music, alcohol and bitches). It is what it is. The nightlife in sosua will go on and on and on.

I see that the German's in Sosua is a very popular topic on ISG. I am an american and lived amongst the Germans for about a year and a half. Like with all nationalities there are good ones and bad ones. Some of my good friends in Sosua were germans and was introduced to numerous of their german friends. I would go during lunch time to my friend's german restaurant for german lessons and all of the german's there would pitch in.

Of course germans would gravitate towards other germans when it comes down to food, drinks, and conversation. Yes, many of them speak english but they like their comfort zone. Also, why would an expat befriend a tourist? Who's only there for a couple of days.

I seriously doubt any tourist would get dirty looks if they go to a german restaurant and order a nice plate of curry wurtz mit brotchen, pommes frites and wash it down with a tall glass of Weissbier, "PROST!!" This is my humble opinion.

There is some drug kingpin who was based out of Santo Domingo. He had several Dominicans killed. The police caught some of the hired killers. Supposedly the killers were paid $30k US.

The American lawyer who was killed in Sosua, had invested $100k US in the casino deal. Appears some of his partners in the investment were Dominican. If you hire someone to kill the American lawyer, probably means that the $100k he invested will go to someone else or not have to get paid.

I am sure Armando has his connections in the Dom Rep and I am sure he has enemies there are well. I would bet, lots of deals are being made now behind closed doors, regarding bribes and payoffs.

Somebody thought they could make money by having the American killed, who those persons are, is the question. To me it involves something with the new casino that is owned by Armando.

[QUOTE=Chief Justice]Yea boycotting Classicos would be very hard to do especially if you are in sosua over 5 days. Its like tailgating to me. Yea tailgating at the football games my be cool for a few games but once in awhile you want to actually go into the games just to say you were there and to witness the atmosphere.

If I got to Sosua 5 days I have to at least go into classicos 2 or 3 days because I love women, liquor and music.

This armando fella, how has he lasted so long in DR. If he is the cause of numerous murders? Does he surround his self with 'mafioso' type pple 24/7? Is he mafia? If he is the root/cause of these murders then I imagine his days are numbered as well. Then again he may be a 'made man'. I am sure he has the police in sosua paid off. I don't remba seeing this fella when I was there. I need to call jihad and get the rundown.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jaosousa]That is funny shit, GOGO you don't forget a thing, roflmao.

Her next post would be something about her having to steal chocolates from the guy and the chocolates all melting inside her purse and how he only offered ham and cheese sandwiches to eat, with the decorative bird placed by the window staring down at them.[/QUOTE]
Now, now, now.........you ain't heard it all. So after the chica leaves she has left some of the sandwich behind. It was one of them long submarine roll type hotel room made sandwiches. Now another chica is coming over later on that night and Mr. Cheapo knows she likes to eat. What to do? Wipe off the styrofoam containter with a towel. Cut the ends of the sandwich with the teeth marks off. Neatly re-arrange the sandwich in the now clean container and presto........ a meal awaits Ms. Chubby.

What I have learned the hard way is what "we" think is nice for the chicas is way, way more than what they are used to. In most cases they don't really know how to appreciate the finer things in life. Keep it simple, keep her happy.

Always remember, every peso saved is a peso to put towards another flight ticket.

[QUOTE=Chief Justice][url]http://www.oregonlive.com/business/index.ssf/2010/06/dominicans_seize_guns_detain_t.html[/url]

Now if those guns match the one that killed tarlow then these guys are the dumbest killers in the world.

THE PLOT THICKENS![/QUOTE]

There are several "legal disputes" heading to mafia like endings as people are juggling for position. I got a bottle of crown black that it is the gun.

Im sorry the gentleman got his ass wooped by security; however, YOU NEVER ORDER WITHOUT KNOWING THE PRICE OR THAT YOU HAVE FUNDS TO COVER EVEN THE LARGEST SCREW THE TOURIST BILLS. Where I am from not only would yo have gotten your ass wooped but you would spend a night in jail until the tab is paid. Try that in Vegas, Atlantic City or Miami and it would have been a hell of a lot worse. They were pulling your leg, they wont touch him. The owners of the bars would never get any security if the dont back the people that are trying to protect their assets. If it was a forien owned spot, he definitly would not call for his ass to be beat.

Cardinal rule, ladies drinks are always astronomical. Everytime you get into premium brands in DR the price skyrockets. 1800 is high but not astronomical. That $50 for three shots...

[QUOTE=Mr Enternational]For reasons like this no matter where I am I always ask for a menu before I start ordering or letting someone who is with me order. About 7 years ago in Nice, France me and 2 wingmen went into a cabaret. The first thing I did was ask for a menu. The first thing they did was order cocktails. Before I could open the menu good their drinks had arrived. 40 euro each. The cheapest thing in the menu was water at 35 euro.

Another friend was in Cancun and got stuck with the chica drinks the same way. He said it looked like a pitcher of Kool-Aid. He had to come off US$100 for it. He said he didn't have the money. The bouncer kindly walked him to the closest ATM.[/QUOTE]

This is a common scam in Beijing. Some girls will talk to you saying they want to learn english. They will then ask you go have a drink with them. Any punter will think if the girl drinks it will be easy to get into her pants. Many a guys have fallen for it paying upeards of $100 US dollars for a bottle of cheap wine.
I knew about the scam on one of the boards. When I was in Beijing I played along with the girl till the entrance to the bar, then pretended to look at my phone messages and said I need to go quickly to meet a friend. I did get her phone number and willingly gave mine.
She texted me and I told her about the scam she was aout to pull and asked if she would accompany me for a tour of Beijing and I will give her some money in instead of being scammed. After some hesitation she agreed and we had a great couple of days together. Ofcourse I did take care of her.

[QUOTE=Mr Enternational]For reasons like this no matter where I am I always ask for a menu before I start ordering or letting someone who is with me order. About 7 years ago in Nice, France me and 2 wingmen went into a cabaret. The first thing I did was ask for a menu. The first thing they did was order cocktails. Before I could open the menu good their drinks had arrived. 40 euro each. The cheapest thing in the menu was water at 35 euro.

Another friend was in Cancun and got stuck with the chica drinks the same way. He said it looked like a pitcher of Kool-Aid. He had to come off US$100 for it. He said he didn't have the money. The bouncer kindly walked him to the closest ATM.[/QUOTE]

Yeh...variants of this scam are all over the world. Kinda funny how three of us here read the same post and immediately thought of the same scam. :-)

My variant is France and Germany. Always stay out of places that remind you of an American type strip club. You walk in, sit down, a hot girl comes and sits down next to you and asks you to buy her a drink. A bottle of champagne comes with a $300 price tag while the bouncer eyes you for a reaction.

A few of the boys warned me of this beforehand so I knew better. If you want to get laid, go to brothel and don't mess around.

[QUOTE=Chief Justice][url]http://www.oregonlive.com/business/index.ssf/2010/06/dominicans_seize_guns_detain_t.html[/url]

Now if those guns match the one that killed tarlow then these guys are the dumbest killers in the world.

THE PLOT THICKENS![/QUOTE]I wasn't going to weigh in on this subject. But I decided to give my perspective, and leave it alone after this.

If you think Armando did it your wrong, he is being set up. And for the record I've seen him many times and he gives off a creepy feeling.

Motive; Who stands to gain or has reason.

(1)Not Armando, the judgement had been passed. Also why kill someone when you would be the prime suspect. Then conviently your driver has possibly the same gun in the car DAYS later. Wouldn't Armando have it done when he is out of the country and cover his tracks. Plus he said he never met Art.

(2)Who gains: The Dominican partners. They have the judgement. Armondo becomes a prime suspect. Also at stake are an oceanside resort, popular club and other investments in the Dr, that Dominican authorities might seize. Plus they move Art out as the front man with his shares.

As the new owners(dominicans) of the ocean front resort and property, along with the most popular club in Sosua, they are back in control. Armondo is through in Sosua even if he beats the charge. His name is mud, future investors will pass, and he will always be linked to a murder. He will have to sell at a loss just to move on.

But the main thing is bringing the responsible parties to trial, but in the Dominican Republic what you see might not be the truth.

How is a Cuba Libre the same price as a Sprite? Both of them are 100 pesos in Classicos!

[QUOTE=Bravo]How is a Cuba Libre the same price as a Sprite? Both of them are 100 pesos in Classicos![/QUOTE]I thought a cuba libre was rum and coke.