Stupid Shit in Brazil

Furthermore, Senor The Cane, my intent in referencing you is only to defend myself, as one of the principles of muay thai is to only use muay thai for self defense. Since we are discussing a beer / tequila summit (I should only consume tequila fresh off the kunts of these two dancers who are hot af), then my intent is not only peace, but also to compliment you on your extensive contributions. Vagabundo like Saint Augustine, author of City of God, the template for Cidade de Deus, is not perfect, and has many faults among them a bad temper, but being self aware, he can correct them in the interest of self improvement and betterment of our part of the world.

As Vagabundo writes this he is expecting a girl in the sala de espera for pernoite in a hotel with hidro, Sheik Hotel, 250 r is cost, entry to room possible at 17 h, where he has done many programs with Nina DePonca, Anne Amari, Noemie Michelle Obama Bilas, and which is the location referenced in many porta dos fundos comedy videos like Hetero Jesus.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2mccgB3XIk[/URL]

Logistics is always a challenge. As I have written, Amateurs study sex, professionals study logistics. If the long term monger gets are $500 a day from his government as a Retired Lieutenant Commander Swiss Navy, and he is paying are $200 at a apartment in Barra / Recreio, then he has $300 r on average a day to fuck, daily, which a man with a penis should do in Rio de Janeiro, each day, every day, preferably 19 or 20 year old bare pussy. So a pernoite covers two days, so a pernoite at a hotel with hidro that costs are $250 for the hotel, and are $400 BRL for the girl makes sense, just barely for the first few times because it comes in the are $1000 BRL budget for 2 days.

Better would be to get her back to Barra, but things are more expensive there.

On the other hand, if you're just in town for a week or two, then this doesn't really apply. You go into tier 1 termas once a month to get numbers, and get the girls back to the apartment after making a market -- ie, "500 pernoite sem camisinha tenho isame de sange, sou limpio" for like 5 girls. 2 will say yes, eventually.

So, these are my great thoughts, waiting on a friend, as Mick says.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2990058]Every Thursday night of pole dance, perola Negra. Highly recommended. Better than elisa sanches. This is where I recommend the Cane and Vagabundo meet for*a*beer*summit.

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/perolanegraclub/[/URL]

To paraphrase lost in translation, I don't drink tequila often, but when I do, it is off of the kunts of brazilian women dancers![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2990432]True, and you can get tier 1 terma girls for 500 pernoite. You just need to get a lot of numbers, and offer them all 500 pernoite sem camisinha (show tests), and sometimes they even bring 3 other terma girls for 4 on 1 orgy where each gets paid 400 and they dominate the pool at your condo. Been there, done that.[/QUOTE]This is solid advice. It works many times with Monte Carlos, Solarium, 4 x4 , New York / Carribean termas garotas & their hottie lesbie girlfriend. Termas close at 1 am or midnight, offer to continue the party for 500 or 600 all night, music, plus good quality maraola maconha.

Uber them all directly to Panda motel in Botafogo so no fvcking excuses about going home to see the crianas, get. Large suite with the pool. Party fueled orgy all night. Order whiskey, drinks. Spring for the exotic sexy lingere on the menu. I cannot keep an eye on three or four garotas in the apartment. So prefer motels. For me sem camisinha only for deepthroat BJs. Everything else covered. I show them all of my negative test with recent lab dates, encourages the cum swallowers.

In morning find myself self covered with tits, bundas, legs, arms. G-strings and cheiro de sex. A few times was refreshingly awaken by an early morning, double elevator blowjob, both slobbering away very quietly, muffled sounds so as to not awaken the other two garotas, order cafe de mañana to share, re-energized go one more round, pay all garotas in cash no pix, pay all of them same amount because I want to keep the peace to sleep for another hour. Uber to SDU, hop one hour flight to CGH. Repeat same with scandallo garotas.

That is a solid operational technique that senor tochka outlines, worthy of being included in the Swiss navy manual for hoaring in the recent update.

Panda is always a good choice and inspires the best performance.

I attach for your edification photographic evidence of my experience as a swiss navy submarine commander, in which I am with my go pro taking pictures of the ass of a morena 4 x4 girl in December 2021. The nice ass in my lens was one of the better ones, who went on to centaurus. Off the the right is code named Bella donna who also was 4 x4 girl, I could give you her code name in 4 x 4. But I would have to think about that. She was giving it to me bare! What an ass! 18. Like a big, beautiful half negra ass. I slept with her 25 times over exactly 9 and a half weeks. She lived in Meier with her supposedly gay friend, who being a dude with a dick, I am sure was fucking her, or he should be relieved of his balls.

So Bella donna also gives me the name and contact of the blood draw guy at 4 x 4 who will do a full blood panel for 80 r.

And, as I mentioned, she is 18.

So one Saturday, they are broke. As they always are. So I pay for their ubers to barra posto 5.

They, as in these two girls plus two negras, also 4 x 4 girls, mid level.

And they all fuck me.

In a large single room with a queen bed and a single.

Only bella donna bare.

In the background, there is surfgirl from my 2015 posts, who by that point was living in Transamerica too.

But belladonna is a perfect example. Get lots of numbers. Tell them 500 pernoite sem camisinha, and eventually, they will need the cash.

What a nice pussy. 18 year old negra super athletic pussy. And what a nice ass. Like a beautiful, round ass. Total crazy *****, obviously, should go without saying, but not without our moments of fun and enjoyment along with way with sex at night and the morning on all those pernoites, and in this particular weekend, 4 super hot girls out bitching the fucking hoar hotel of Rio de Janeiro.

I mean, they infiltrated the pool like charlies angels / kill bill and totally stuck their asses in my face in front of the entire crew at transamerica, cementing my reputation as the dude.

[QUOTE=Tochka;2992514]This is solid advice. It works many times with Monte Carlos, Solarium, 4 x4 , New York / Carribean termas garotas & their hottie lesbie girlfriend. Termas close at 1 am or midnight, offer to continue the party for 500 or 600 all night, music, plus good quality maraola maconha.

Uber them all directly to Panda motel in Botafogo so no fvcking excuses about going home to see the crianas, get. Large suite with the pool. Party fueled orgy all night. Order whiskey, drinks. Spring for the exotic sexy lingere on the menu. I cannot keep an eye on three or four garotas in the apartment. So prefer motels. For me sem camisinha only for deepthroat BJs. Everything else covered. I show them all of my negative test with recent lab dates, encourages the cum swallowers.[/QUOTE]

Belladonna, 12 Dec. 2021. My bareback 18 year old 25 x pernoite 9 and a half weeks hoar who brought all her 4 x4 friends in the middle of covid to sit on my face and reverse gangbang me almost to death because I had stacks of 100's in my electronic safe. My only regret is that I did not bareback fuck her ass, but her pussy was good enough for several loads a night and morning.

[QUOTE=TheCane;2984419]If you really only wrote for yourself as an audience, then you would be satisfied writing in a personal diary, as I have suggested before that you do. But, the truth is that you don't write only for yourself. You write to boast of your exploits in search of adulation from the uninitiated (because the old hands won't be fooled). And then you belittle the reports of others by saying it didn't happen if there aren't any pics. Interesting because I don't recall seeing too many pics lately to validate your own reports. I rarely read anything that you write anyway. Just scroll right past. Just like several other members do. But carry forth and monger bro! Do your thing. And I'm going to do mine. Going forward I will be taking at least one big trip a year to Brazil for the foreseeable future. And when I do my reports? They won't be just for an audience of one (me), but in the true spirit of this place, for the reading enjoyment and edification of the membership here. That's what this place is supposed to be about. The useful passing of information through the sharing of experiences. Not going on and on "writing for oneself" in a never ending boast. Scroll tide![/QUOTE]Please let people write the way they feel like as long as they are polite and share valuable information as is the case with Vagabundo. You still pick up fights with other mongers as you used to do many years ago in other forums. You haven't tired after so many years? Relax, live and let live. You seem to have those same problems you criticise in others: Vagabundo has a big advantage compared to you: he speaks portuguese. Which is a must in Brazil. Something you simply don't.

[QUOTE=Tavares;3007676]Please let people write the way they feel like as long as they are polite and share valuable information as is the case with Vagabundo. You still pick up fights with other mongers as you used to do many years ago in other forums. You haven't tired after so many years? Relax, live and let live. You seem to have those same problems you criticise in others: Vagabundo has a big advantage compared to you: he speaks portuguese. Which is a must in Brazil. Something you simply don't.[/QUOTE]Well guess what? You're still wrong as ever! I enrolled in a local school to study Brazilian Portuguese! Hahaha! I've been going to school for a couple of months now and will have several months under my belt before I get to Brazil the next time. I finally have the time to study now that I'm comfortably retired, and my knowledge of Spanish really helps. I've never had a problem communicating in Brazil and never will. So why don't you crawl back up under your turd ball you dung beetle and stop stirring up shit just like you used to do years ago? Nobody said a damn thing to you or about you in all of these years, and now you show up out of the blue talking shit to a senior member after you got humbled and ran off long ago! I now speak English, Spanish [B]and[/B] Portuguese (ability growing every day). And I've always stood up to the bullies! Voc pode acreditar nisso!

[QUOTE=TheCane;3007681]Voc pode acreditar nisso![/QUOTE]That's [B]voce[/B]. I have a private tutor who I meet with several times a week. By the time I return to Brazil (early next year) I'm going to be in really good stead! Hasta luego! Oh, that's Spanish! With my multilingual self LMAO!

[QUOTE=TheCane;3007681]Well guess what? You're still wrong as ever! I enrolled in a local school to study Brazilian Portuguese! Hahaha! I've been going to school for a couple of months now and will have several months under my belt before I get to Brazil the next time. I finally have the time to study now that I'm comfortably retired, and my knowledge of Spanish really helps. I've never had a problem communicating in Brazil and never will. So why don't you crawl back up under your turd ball you dung beetle and stop stirring up shit just like you used to do years ago? Nobody said a damn thing to you or about you in all of these years, and now you show up out of the blue talking shit to a senior member after you got humbled and ran off long ago! I now speak English, Spanish [B]and[/B] Portuguese (ability growing every day). And I've always stood up to the bullies! Voc pode acreditar nisso![/QUOTE]Lá está você a insultar qualquer pessoa que o critica, muitas vezes com razão. Andão seja assim, homem! Goze a vida, divirta-se them vez de deitar seeá para fora todo esse fel. Andão morda a língua que morre envenenado! Try AI translation or ask a local, otherwise you won't understand. LOL.

[QUOTE=Tavares;3007709]Try AI translation or ask a local, otherwise you won't understand. LOL.[/QUOTE]What I understand is that after all of these years you still don't have a life and instead spend yours litigating ancient grievances by attacking people on the internet. What a loser! No, you're not a bully. Just a plain straight up loser bro! I would tell you to get a life, but after a couple of decades it's obvious that's pretty hopeless.

Obrigado, Senor Tavares. De verdade, eu sou um professor do Portoguese Letras, vc sabe!

Nos somos juntos no camarada camarao, making fun of how stupid you are. You have a problem with women, right?

Esta novela – com apenas cerca de 70 páginas – é um livro dele muito respeitado, por isso a adicionamos como uma opção adicional a outro livro que estávamos lendo.

Vai no bibloteca e ler novellas do Jorge Amado, senor.

Resumo them 4 frases: Um homem de família, respeitável e religioso, de repente abandona a família e andão apenas se junta às fileiras de farristas, festeiros e deploráveis the Bahia, Brasil, como também se torna um líder e heróI para aqueles cujas vidas giram them torno dos bares, the zona de prostituição, do porto e dos bares clandestinos the classe baixa. Sua família fica horrorizada e envergonhada, opta por fingir que ele andão existe, andão fala sobre ele com os amigos nem perto das crianças, até que descobrem que ele foi encontrado morto them seu apartamento barato e sujo, com água fria, e agora precisam reivindicar o corpo e enterrá-lo. Enquanto isso, seus muitos amigos admirados e companheiros farristas querem lamentar apropriadamente a morte do principal festeiro, para grande desgosto de sua família. É uma história hilária sobre o choque de culturas entre o mundo the adesão estrita à moralidade convencional e o mundo daqueles que andão se importam nem um pouco com a moralidade convencional, preferindo viver para os prazeres e amizades mais imediatos do presente.

Minhas Impressões: Muito inteligente, bem escrito e bem traduzido. Digno de Steinbeck ou Hemingway – ambos teriam gostado muito deste livro, assim como eu. Só conhecemos nosso protagonista depois que ele morre, através das tristes lembranças de sua filha, muito convencional, e das lembranças felizes de seus amigos e companheiros de farra. Ele está morto, mas será que está mesmo? Ele havia sido um burocrata exemplar the classe méDIA alta na cidade the Bahia, Brasil, respeitável them todos os sentidos: Joaquim Soares de Cunha, marido, pai, com uma bela casa, uma família simpática, frequentador the igreja, indo bem na carreira de funcionário público, querido e respeitado entre as pessoas respeitáveis the comunidade. Então, them certo momento, um DIA, algo se rompeu.

Ele se levantou the cadeira, chamou a esposa e as filhas de "víboras", saiu e se juntou às fileiras dos despossuídos embriagados dos bairros the Bahia, Brasil, convivendo com aqueles que a sociedade respeitável preferia fingir que andão existiam. Reinventou-se como Quincas Water-Bray e tornou-se um membro querido e respeitado de uma comunidade diferente – uma que andão tinha regras de decoro tão areígidas (se é que tinha alguma) – além de diversão, amizade e cuidado mútuo. Quando, depois de cerca de 10 anos, ele morreu, os jornais se referiam a ele como o "beêbado-chefe de Salvador", o "filósofo esfarrapado do mercado", o "senador das casas noturnas", o "vagabundo por excelência".

Sua esposa, filha, familiares e amigos ficaram horrorizados e escandalizados e, claro, envergonhados com sua partida e seu comportamento posterior. Para eles, o marido / pai, membro íntegro the comunidade que conheciam, estava morto. Seu nome andão era pronunciado perto dos netos, nem entre si. Quando falavam dele, era no passado, e viviam com medo constante de serem associados ao vagabundo escandaloso cujo nome ocasionalmente aparecia nos jornais como parte de algum ato de devassidão embriagado que envergonhava a família. Deixar a família foi, claro, sua primeira morte – simbolicamente falando – a morte de Joaquim Soares de Cunha.

Mas agora Quincas Water-Bray jaz frio, com um sorriso no rosto, them um quarto imundo them uma parte pobre the cidade. Isso cria um dilema constrangedor para sua filha e família. Forçou-os a reconhecer sua ligação com ele e a realizar os rituais apropriados para reivindicar seu parente e organizar um funeral que fosse "apropriado" para pessoas de sua classe – mas insistiram them homenagear o homem que ele havia sido antes, com um funeral católico adequado que uma boa família patrocinaria para lamentar a morte de um membro respeitável the comunidade. MAS eles e todos sabiam que ele andão era mais quem ele era há anos. E them cada decisão, o custo era sempre um fator importante – desde as roupas com que seria enterrado, o caixão, até as limusines que levariam as pessoas ao cemitério.

O desejo the família por um enterro católico adequado andão envolvia seus amigos mais recentes – aqueles the comunidade para a qual ele havia escapado, com seus padrões de decoro mais rigorosos. É costume naquela parte do mundo que alguém the família fique acordado com o cadáver a noite toda, antes do enterro, mas os familiares estavam cansados, andão era uma boa parte the cidade para se estar them casa à noite, então, tarde the noite, o irmão de Quincas decidiu deixar o cadáver aos cuidados de vários amigos de Quincas, que estavam de luto com eles, para que ele pudesse ir para casa e dormir um pouco.

Os amigos de Quincas haviam bebido a maior parte do DIA, afogando suas mágoas enquanto celebravam a vida de Quincas the mesma forma que celebravam tudo. A bebida e a contação de histórias levaram à ideia engenhosa de levar a celebração para fora the sala e para a comunidade onde Quincas.

[QUOTE=Tavares;3007676]Please let people write the way they feel like as long as they are polite and share valuable information as is the case with Vagabundo. You still pick up fights with other mongers as you used to do many years ago in other forums. You haven't tired after so many years? Relax, live and let live. You seem to have those same problems you criticise in others: Vagabundo has a big advantage compared to you: he speaks portuguese. Which is a must in Brazil. Something you simply don't.[/QUOTE]

Senor Tavares is here with me at dinner at Camarada Camarao, planning a seekingarrangement recruiting campaign and making fun of you, senor Cane. I had missed this because I was ignoring your posts. I still invite you to Perola Negra at 01 h30 thursdays for LisLopes tequila show!

[QUOTE=TheCane;3007722]What I understand is that after all of these years you still don't have a life and instead spend yours litigating ancient grievances by attacking people on the internet. What a loser! No, you're not a bully. Just a plain straight up loser bro! I would tell you to get a life, but after a couple of decades it's obvious that's pretty hopeless.[/QUOTE]

I concur completely, Senor Tavares!

To understand Carioca and Brazilian humor and fucking Cariocas one must be able to compare Jorge Amado with Porta dos Fundos.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EYmKAs7mzc[/URL]

With Professor Tavares, Professor Vagabundo shall be on panels with Gregorio Duvivier, and together the Three Musketeers shall plunge their swords into the ripe wet kunts of the 19 year old kunts of Rio's best hoars, and they are all hoars, even the Russians, the French, and the Negras -- is that redundant?! -- is there such a unicorn as a Russian French Negra? In Rio, there surely must be, and if there is not, we the owners of erect penises must breed such persons, for the good of humanity, and world peace!

[QUOTE=Tavares;3007709]L est voc a insultar qualquer pessoa que o critica, muitas vezes com razo. Ando seja assim, homem! Goze a vida, divirta-se them vez de deitar see para fora todo esse fel. Ando morda a lngua que morre envenenado! Try AI translation or ask a local, otherwise you won't understand. LOL.[/QUOTE]

Well said. I translated your statements into English for the majority of this group.

There you go, insulting anyone who criticizes you, often with good reason. Don't be like that, man! Enjoy life, have fun instead of spewing out all that bile. Don't bite your tongue, or you'll die of poisoning! Try AI translation or ask a local, otherwise you won't understand. LOL.

[QUOTE=Tavares;3007709]L est voc a insultar qualquer pessoa que o critica, muitas vezes com razo. Ando seja assim, homem! Goze a vida, divirta-se them vez de deitar see para fora todo esse fel. Ando morda a lngua que morre envenenado! Try AI translation or ask a local, otherwise you won't understand. LOL.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;3014617]Senor Tavares is here with me at dinner at Camarada Camarao, planning a seekingarrangement recruiting campaign and making fun of you, senor Cane. I had missed this because I was ignoring your posts. I still invite you to Perola Negra at 01 h30 thursdays for LisLopes tequila show![/QUOTE]I look forward to you going back to ignoring my posts as I too have been steadily ignoring yours.

I live in Thailand, but spend High Season (December, January February) in Brazil every year. I usually bring a Thai lady with me, but am thinking of coming solo this year.

After reading Vagabundo's post, I am thinking of staying at the former Transamerica building, anyone else stay there?