Lisbon

[QUOTE=Alfonso]What is the SW scene like in Lisbon?
I have read about Intendente red light area -- is this OK to visit during daylight hours (it sounds like Raval area in Barcelona).
Looking for mature latino MILFs with nearby room.

AP.[/QUOTE]Don't you EVER, EVER, dare go there!!!... It's very much like the last circle of Hell:hard drugs dealing, the kind of hookers you'd pray never to haunt your worst nightmares, you would most likely get mugged in broad daylight!

I'm not sure abouy MILFs. But you can look up the previous post, lots of info there.

Yes, be very careful if you think you really must visit Intendente. And if you are seeking MILFs, this is not the place.

Intendente features the full panorama of the street down-and-out drug scene, plus some hapless young African girls, and a handful of GEMAs (Grandmothers Even Murilloa Abstains).

By day this area is scary but visitable if you are that kind of streetwise sociologist. By night... well, Mur has never been there by night, which is why he is alive to write this.

If you want MILFs, read the Correio da Manhã 'convivio' ads, here,

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and most days you will find ads like these:

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'quarentona' is forty year old, 'trintona' is thirty-some. But Alfonso you probably speak Spanish and do not need to be told this.

MILFs do not usually appeal to Muri. His ideal is a petite 25 year old Portuguese woman with smooth brown all-over tanned firm body, tight shaven pussy. long brown-auburn hair, tiny cute hands and feet, and wide blue eyes, who is a goddess of the art of love.

Diana.

What the fuck goes on in the Raval quarter of Barcelona?

Hi all,

I'm visiting Lisbon in three weeks for a few days. Anyone got useful info on the scene? What is the SW scene like? Any clubs that are not tourist rip-off merchants? Apartments/Brothels? Black/Brazilian girls? I don't speak Portuguese, unfortunately. Not familiar with city so pretty exact addresses would be helpful.

Thanking everyone in advance.

[QUOTE=Ichabodcrane12]Hi all,

I'm visiting Lisbon in three weeks for a few days. Anyone got useful info on the scene? What is the SW scene like? Any clubs that are not tourist rip-off merchants? Apartments/Brothels? Black/Brazilian girls? I don't speak Portuguese, unfortunately. Not familiar with city so pretty exact addresses would be helpful.

Thanking everyone in advance.[/QUOTE]Try reading some of the previous posts here. All of them are still quite up to date.

Dear Alfonso,

Even disagreeing partly. . I must however praise both Murilloa´s and Kama Leao´s advice and protective attitude concerning your eventual visit to the area of Intendente.

Yes. Intendente is in general terms similar to Raval in Barcelona. A bit more run down. More exposed. And yet more breathtaking for those who seek a more hard core sort of ultimate experience in terms. Of street survival and smartness. A little of a road movie. Bronx late hours sort of experience transfered to sexual and mongering adventure.

I am probably one of the few portuguese that have acquainted this area in his early teenage. So I do know what I am speaking about.

Intendente is in fact an area where I used to take students when I decided to get to know them better in any available budget pensao. After some excruciating days or weeks of imposed celibacy.

It was a quite genuine area with its sociological idosyncrasies. Like spoting a pimp. Sharpening his nails with one of their menacing spring pocket knives. But let me tell you something. In those years. Intendente was a safe heaven and a pearl compared for instance to Bairro Alto or even Cais do Sodre. Which were the infamous areas of Lisbon.

With time Intendente has degraded. And has both above mentioned distinguished members have stated it has become a nest for drugaddicted acid head hoes and small time drug dealers or pushers, has one calls them in street slang!

But nothing more than that. If you preserve your coolness, do not overindulge in alcohol or other substances. Do not show off or hostilize anybody and keep the senses for distance and approach, if you do so you ll not be in danger. Unless you try to stop somebody running with a knife in his hand. And you would like to play the hollywood sort of hero.

I am a veteran of some of the most dangerous countries in this world. I have seen some honky tonky stuff in Intendente like a guy getting a bad trip and trying to stab people that would step into his way. But this you can see in Amsterdam, Hamburg, Seville or in any other city in Europe or elsewhere.

As I said before, it is worth the visit if you appreciate world music. Some joints have the genuine feeling of West African music with the Kwassa Kwassa or the Zoukouss rythms or even the Coladeira from the Cape Verde Islands. And the decor of the inevitable african female exotic seduction!

So in other wordS it is one of the few places in Europe that you can come across the real maccoy in terms of experiencing an african home away feeling. Believe me I have worked and been to most West Africa with Congo, Senegal and Nigeria included. And that gentlemen takes the cake in terms of danger. Intendente is by no means nearby that reality.

Apart of your mongering aims it can be worth a visit. To experience something new.

Tell me about it if you feel for it. And happy discovery voyage!

Gabrielsilva

Truly interesting. There are some mongers here who only visit once to ask for information and who cannot even bother themselves to read back a few pages to find it.

Then after their visit to Lisbon, they do not even trouble themselves to write a report.

They will not be seeking a history lesson.

But Muri and others would enjoy hearing about the old times in Cais do Sodré (now a parody of a dead-red-light-district) and Bairro Alto (now a grafitti-and-caipirinha park for tourists)

tell us, senhor.

Something to entertain Muri who has had a financial setback and therefore a long spell in sex prison coming up.

Diana - can you see the old asshole in the prison uniform waving his soiled handkerchief at you from between the bars of the high security cell on the top floor of the jail?

That's your Muri...stay chaste, babe, stay faithful until his sentence ends.

[QUOTE=Gabrielsilva] As I said before, it is worth the visit if you appreciate world music.[/QUOTE]A bit beside the point, don't you think?

On the other hand, after visiting Intendente, Alfonso might probably acquire Van Gogh's ear for music.

[QUOTE=Gabrielsilva] Apart of your mongering aims it can be worth a visit. To experience something new.

(...)

And happy discovery voyage! [/QUOTE]Discovery, most certainly. "Happy", I beg to differ.

Hallo Garielsilva -

I know Intendente since 1974 when I was a young soldier waiting to be ordered to Angola. During these days you have seen a lot of the young lads with very little money there and it was a kind of low(est) prostitution there. There had been a lot of cheap alcohol there but not real drugs - I assume in those days the hoes did not earn enough for this. - Remember how poor it was (and is)? Dirty little Pensaos (5€ for the trick), cheap perfume, nothing to clean up - juck!!!

I agree with you - it is still little Western Africa in Lisboa. But I must admit - I had enough of Western Africa.

Carlos

Dear Friends,

I intended to write an extensive report about the good old times around the infamous quarters of Lisbon that I happened to mention in my previous report in order to cater for Mr. Muriloas curiosity!

I did not intend to be disrespectful or aim any pretentious criticism to your previous reports, but solely to cast some light into an area that has been in my opinion depicted as extremely dangerous,which in my humble opinion does not deserve that severe criticism.

I saw words like : " the last circle of hell ", and even taking into account that the author of those words is deliberatly exagerating to create an impact upon the cautiousness of our presumptive visitor Alfonso it still is in my opinion unfair to allocate such a label to the area in which a lot of honourable Lisboners live .

Earlier today I had in fact written an historical synopsis about the other two areas : Cais Sodre and Bairro Alto vis a vis Intendente, unfortunately I am a very clumsy internet user and I have the bad habit of letting every beauty step into my messanger ,and ask me for whatever whims that may cross their lovely minds.

Therefore today when I was about to finish that report , an extensive one by the way, some young lady from Oporto decided to ask me to send her some music by the MSN, and the whole vanished just as by magic, and of course I got quite frustrated , since I was having quite a hint of inspiration while writng those lines !

So I appologize for that, honestly I had been quite grateful to have given you some funny stories to laugh about !

Other opportunities will come to keep the promise and I enjoy the opotunity to salute all the members of the Lisbon board , Mr Murilloa in particular which I in an earlier report that i Submited in the mid January in the Colombian section I praised for his values and his talented literary ability !

Well I hope to be able to return as soon as possible with that promised report .

Once again my sinceres apologies for this flaw ,other opportunities will araise .

Greetings to everybody from Sweden from the city of Gothenburg.

Not much has happened lately, only a few visits to Saldanha´s 100 dolar parlours and… a visit to the newly discovered Vip Bar near Sintra.

It seems incredible but this place is not new but one had never heard of it before someone posted about it in gpguia. Finally there is a forum for Portuguese native speakers (as well as a translation for every foreigner). But I promise myself and every reader I will stick sticky as always to this pioneer forum. My nick is the same in gpguia, just to mention.

I got there easily, just took the terrible IC 19, got of just before enchanting Sintra, following direction of Ericeira-Mafra, continued on this new highway till it ended a few miles after and got on with the trip leaving the directions of Ericeira behind and followed to Pero Pinheiro and at the next intersection I got in front where it says Lameiras I believe and 100 yards later there was a little left turn saying «Vip». I got there early at half past ten in the night the parking lot was still shamelessly empty. I immediately felt under cover, no one could possibly know me around here. Got into the bar past a window door, not those all metal full jacket type of door! That looked pleasing.

Inside the place looked like any medium sized bar, a bit dark with around 50 couch seats, four customers and about 5 girls from Brazil. Upstairs you can find the a snooker table and…the rooms of course. Got myself a beer and took a seat by myself to check out the ambiance! Paula, a big Brazilian blond approached me, nice voice and conversation but I passed. Next I demanded a tall brunette to take a place next to me. Her name was Fernanda and we had a nice chat but at a closer look she was not my style. I asked for a friend of her, she said the blonde one? That is Janette! Janette came over in her high heel boots wearing a black long dress. She had a nice dirty smile, not anything beautiful but *****ly sexy! I liked her look and we shared a smoke or two. No paying drinks was needed and we talked about what would be possible with her. She stated the same as the former girls: 40 for 20 min. In the forum I read 35 was the hanging price but I learnt differently. Anyway after a few smokes I decided to have her! Sex was straight and with condom as usual and as I recommend it in places like this! She sucks and fucks for 20 min showing good talent.

I will return to this place was what I was thinking when I came down the stairs! And I will!

Hello Zé,

Glad some of you finally found the way to those rare and hidden places in the Lisbon area were you can have a late night fuck with a young, nice looking brasilian girl at affordable prices.

Personnaly I think its outrageous to pay 200 € for half an hour of hurried and lousy sex, but. Well that´s me.

If you return there, and I think you will, like I do anyway, I strongly recomend you to fuck Sofia, the tall brunette, with long perfect legs, round perfect brasilian ass. For me the best fuck in that place at the moment, far better than Janete that I also fucked some time ago, and that I already know for quite so time.

This Sofia for 40 € gives her mouth, pussy and ass away, in all Kamasutra positions you can imagine always keeping a smiling face of whom you fell really enjoys and takes pleasure herself also while working...Well this girl working or not likes to fuck and that makes sex far more spiccier...Thats it.

Them you tell me Zé. If you don't like her you can envoice me the 40 €.

Thank you for kind words GS, which Muri did not see back in January in the Colombia section.

Ay, ay, hijo de todas las putas... to be in Colombia now, instead of sex prison...

But financial matters may not be as disastrous as painted recently, so a prompt return to action is a distinct possibility.

Just like Ze D, Mur had not heard of the VIP place before immersing himself in local folklore and intensive Portuguese lessons over at GPGuia.

On the 'to do' list...

Thanks to the good fellow mongers at WSG (especially Murilloa), my brief visit to Lisbon was a success. Since I was staying at a 5-star hotel, I decided to start with a fancy nightclub, and I had a good idea what to expect.

Went to Gallery, easy to find, but at 9:30 pm it was still empty with many waiters but no girls. They started coming in but they ate dinner first, so was surrounded by a bevy of good looking girls (7 to 9’s) eating. At past 10 some girls arrived to walk around. The first girl to approach was a sweet Brasilia called Julia – short with good curves and obvious man-mades. She spoke a little English, so we were able to communicate. She was a lot of fun, easy to talk to, and quite sexy with holding hands and touching body parts. She was quite pretty with sexy full lips, so when she suggested €200 for no time limit, I decided not to shop further.

We went back to my hotel after paying my €40 for 3 drinks (2 beer for me and a port for her) and there she continued to be fun and easy going. She had a full but toned body with a nice ass. Kissed well even if only LFK, and the only disappointment was no BBBJ. She gave a nice CBJ though, and then we fucked in several positions, with her initiating reverse doggie with me sitting down and her standing. We finally finished with a hard standing doggie, with me yelling into her great ass. Afterwards she said she came, which wasn’t usual for her, but she may have been acting. Whatever, she was still lovely, cuddling and talking, and finally finishing with a decent massage. I was too wrecked to go again, but she stayed over 2 hours and we had a great GFE experience. I don’t usually like or need the emotional fix, but she was so attentive and tried so hard with her English that she was quite endearing. So, I would recommend if someone likes petite with decent manmades and attentive service. L 8.5, A 9.5, S 8. Next time, Mirage Klub!

Tried this MP-type apartment near the Sofitel on Ave Liberdade. Again, had no trouble finding the place thanks to detailed instructions from Muri.

Had a choice of 5 or 6 Brasilias, ranging from 6 to 8. Chose Veronica, a petite blonde. Toned body, perky tits, slightly chunkier bottom than I usually like, but an interesting feature was that she had full braces on her teeth. Wasn’t sure how that would be but her DFK and BBBJ were terrific – perhaps because of the danger factor? She didn’t speak much English, but was sweet and accommodating, so we finished in missionary with me holding her arms above her head. Very nice for the €100/hr. L 8, A 8, S 9.

The hostess was particularly nice…after meeting all the girls, she came in and told me that the girls thought I was handsome and offered two girls for me! I would go back (and I did!).

MI

For my last Lisbon experience, I went back to MK on a Saturday afternoon, and was shown by the hostess 3 lovely ladies, including the previous Veronica (who did not look as cute somehow on 2nd look). Decided to take the prettiest girl, which was the hostess, who was dressed in sexy lingerie and spoke good English. When asked her name again, she said Diana, and I thought, My God, I’ve struck gold with Murilloa’s goddess! She was as he described…young, pretty, slim, with perky breasts and an easygoing attitude. My hopes abounded for a truly memorable session.

Alas, my session with Diana did not match the rapture experienced by Muri. Although the shared shower was sensuous and fun, she turned out to have too many restrictions for me. No kissing, BBBJ or DATY (which I don’t usually do, but her slim ass and legs and beautiful nether region tempted me to no end). Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t think so, being a very clean and respectful gentleman client. Soft kisses over the body were nice, but the CBJ wasn’t anything special. Still, she was small and tight, and being buried to the hilt in a such a pretty young thing is still all good. We did a couple of positions, and I finished again in missionary, with a powerful orgasm. Maybe not the best experience, but still very pleasant. L 8.5, A 8, S 6. I wouldn’t repeat with her simply because I like BBBJ and kissing too much.

But, thanks to all for posting and helping a visitor to your splendid city. I can't wait to return and try out other hobbying venues.

MI.