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a tale of two howes (double penatration with a bottle!!!..yes i said a bottle)

hi all,

had a fucking mad anal session yesterday.

got a txt from one of my old howes. she recons she got a friend
staying with her a do i want to pop rouund for some fun!!

sam- 31
semi pro, not on the streets yet,
mixed race, size 6-8, no tits,5'0
not great looking,heart of gold.
does...all services

fiona (aka foxy)26
full pro, works sussex gardens normally,
but she's literally just out of prison,
white, size 10-12, big tits,5'9"
very pretty face, body a bit saggy.
does everthing, except rimming & cim

venue

sam's place, council flat. could be lovely but she keeps it like a shithole.

part one
i confirm with sam that her mate is up for anal, and book the two of them for £80. for me the new girl fiona, is the main course and sam is just there to provide extra holes when needed.

we all strip off, and i've got one licking my nipples while the other is sucking my nob. sam's bj skills aren't great.too fast and furious for my liking. so i change them round.

fiona on the other hand is great, slow and deep, lots of saliva and eye contact.however she won't lick my arse.

so we move on to me kneeling on the bed, legs apart almost sitting on sams face, while she's putting her tongue up my arsehole and sucking my balls. fiona continues with her great bj.

time for the main event, sams still licking away so i set out fiona on all fours, doggy style. slip on my latex inspection glove and start to lube up her arse with ky.

this girl arsehole is well used, before i know it i've got four fingers up her.it's so big i'm half wondering if i can fit my fist in.

so now she's ready, on with the condom and i mount her. not a peep.(no boasting lad's but i'm not small)

in fact she starts pushing back and telling me to fuck her harder. sams had to change position so she can keep her tongue in my bum. matey girls getting a bit frantic now,and has turned on her side so i can get it in deeper and finger her pussy at the same time. while she's sniffing up half a bottle of my poppers. i'm bubbling so i pull out a whip of the rubber, and offer up my nob. fiona doesn't do cim.(now i find out!!)

i say " i don't give a fuck who does it, but somebody needs to start sucking my nob now!!!" sam dives into the breech, and i give her the full load. fiona's still buzzing from the poppers. every body slumps in a heap.

it's funny, it was a good session but i've discovered i'm not really
into threesomes. it's a great fantasy but for me it never equals the expectation. so i gave sam the money but l left feeling not 100% satisfied not the girls fault, just me.

but later it got weird.

tbc

living it

the anal-ist

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A TALE OF TWO *****S (Double penatration with a bottles PART TWO

So I go about the rest of my day, but like the fucking sad sddict I
am. I'm still thinking about sex.

I even call a couple *****s. but could'nt make a connection.

I know! I'll have another crack at the girls, so I phone Sam and
say I want to come and do Fiona on her own but I've only got £20
quid.

She says come straight over.

Half an hour later I'm back there, for one of my MADDEST ANAL
SESSIONS EVER.

Fiona's dealers been over, and she's still high on coke, or crack, or
whatever she uses. She's naked except for a pyjama top, so I get my kit off pretty quick.

She's blowing me, but I'm really thinking I want to get back in that
arse asap.

So on with the condom and into that big black hole, no lube required.

She's arching and moaning and says she wishes we had a vibrator,

I tell her it's a shame cause I have one in my car.

She says hold on pulls me out, (condom clean as a whistle) goes to the dresser and picks up the ROLL ON de-odourant bottle, not the regular one, but the new type stumpy one with the big ball.

She lays back on the bed on her side and cocks her leg up, show her huge **** and gapeing bum hole.

She's holding the bottle in her **** and I'm back in her bum. I'm
now giving it to her mish position and she's going mad saying I want you to fuck my pussy. So I pull out.

NOW HERE'S THE BIT

She then shoves the whole bottle up up her arse hole, completely
dissappears!

Pulls me back on top. She's now going ballistic screaming that she's cumming.

Then does exactly that. with me not far behind.

Now you lot know I'm not the kind of naieve **** that thinks he
should give any of these hoes any pleasure in fact the opposite.
after all were paying them.

She rolls me off, and I had to look away as she sort of "shitted" out the bottle. Goes to the door and shouts to Sam " it's the first time in 18 months that a MAN has made her cum" which is presumably hoe long she was banged up in holloway for.

STILL LIVING IT

A

Thanks Murilloa. Will check it out!

Analist,

How do we get in touch with these girls?

I found this on Yahoo news, thought you guys might be interested. (FYI, I post in the US and Brazil board)

"Gov't proposes shake-up of prostitution laws

Fri Jul 16, 8:30 AM ET

LONDON (AFP) - Brothels in Britain could be decriminalised and given official licences under proposals published by the government.

"Licensing arrangements and other relevant regulations could be set up so that local authorities could control prostitution in their areas," the Home Office said in a consultation paper.

The government proposed also registration of sex workers and "tolerance zones" for street prostitution.

The consultation paper said there was already enthusiasm for creating managed zones for prostitution in several parts of England, including Liverpool and Doncaster in the north.

"In both the places it is suggested that managed areas could bring significant benefits, providing greater safety and fewer stigmas for those who engage in prostitution by choice," the paper said.

"What is proposed is a formalised 'red light' area, where those involved in prostitution and their users are permitted to trade in a defined area regularly monitored by the police and provided with drop-in health services and other facilities."

But the government's report ruled out a previous proposal that call girls under 18 should no longer be treated as offenders.

"We believe there are compelling arguments for retaining this offence in respect of those under 18 to underline the message that prostitution involving children and young people is wholly unacceptable," the consultation paper said.
The government is asking the public to offer its views on the proposals by November. "

Here's a link to a longer story on the same issue, [url]http://www.gulf-daily-news.com/Story.asp?Article=87032&Sn=WORL&IssueID=27119[/url]. It seems like an idea with merit.

Checked out the place on Elgin Avenue, but sadly OWO was not available. Maida Vale has mentioned a place on Shirland Road. Does anyone know exactly where it is?

Thanks

Was in town on recently and thought i'd check out some home delivery services.

I called:

http://www.orientalgems.co.uk/mainframe.htm

one night rather late at about 4.00 am (just returned from a night out), only one girl available (i was in West London), Gina. Guy said she'd be there in 30 mins and she was (amazed she arrived on time at such a late hour) !

Spent one hour with her, had good sex and she loved licking my ass ! I banged her hard for about 30 - 40 mins but i could not come - too drunk. No anal sex. but i manged to get 3 or 4 fingers into her butt: strange watching her squirm, but she seemed to get off on it.

Another evening i called at 6.00 PM, was told all girls available. I wanted a girl who'd do anal and guy recommended Jenny (the pic on the web-page makes her look quite old, but actually she is OK, in her early 20's i'd guess). She came in 30 mins as guy told me.
Had good sex including anal (which cost extra £50 on top of the hone hour fee of £200). Did anal doggy style, then whilst i was still in her bum, told her to lay down flat on her stomach, she did and i banged ber bum hard to climax.

Both girls did BBBJ and were rather good, plus they did a good massage.

On another evening (actually around 3.00am again after another night out) called another agency:

http://www.abeautifulangels.com/portfolio.htm

I wanted either Tiffany or Beauty, but was told only Rachel was available at that time. (I am unsure if it is the same Rachel, she looks similiar, maybe it was her, the girl i had told me she was from Latvia) So i agreed on 2 hours haggling a £100 discount out of the guy (he had to call the girl first and then call me back to confirm the discount)

She arrived in about 30 - 40 mins. I'd woke her from her sleep. Sat around chatting for about 15 mins and proceeded to a GFE experience, BBBJ, French...etc. All this time i was playing with her bum....ummmm nice ! I didn't have any lub with me, (the oriental girls came with their own tubes of KY Jelly), instead i grabbed a bottle of Nivea moisturiser that i had hand, dolloped aload of cream on her bum and began to work it.

Took time to penetrate her, she was rather tense, needed gentle words of encouragement, eventually i penetrated her, she was really very tight and was clenching her bum. Slowly she started to relax and i banged harder for about 5 - 10 mins then i asked her to lay on her back and i entered her bum missionary style, that was something, the look on her face was rather nice. (I only went as hard as she would allow, which was hard enough for me). In the end i think she liked it.

After about two hours, she was getting ready to leave and asked me if i wanted her to stay another hour or sleep with me. I wanted to but i had to be up for work in a few hours and i was still drunk ! Needed at least an hour or two of sleep, so i declined her offer.

Overall a good few punts, plenty of choice in London but with hindsight i should have booked them early in the day if wanted to have the girls i really wanted to have.

BunnyHopper,

I hate to tell you this but the girl on their website is Tiffanyteen.com. They often snatch images from webs and use them all the time. I also dont believe that half the girls their are real. Glad you had a good time.

Adonis AZ

For those of you looking for some SW action in London, Paddington seems to be quiet good at the moment. Sussex Gardens has historically been a red light area but recently Porchester Gardens, Leinster Place, Leinster Gardens and Cleveland Terrace (all just off of Quensway in the Bayswater area of Paddington) have again become a good area for SW's. One girl to look out for is a cute brunette wears a short little black pvc skirt and boots who spent half an hour in my car with me the other night. £30 got me covered oral followed by sex. Anal was on offer for £70 but it's awkward in a car.

THanks Gabriel. Now I may not have to wander over to Mayfair and Shepherd's Market. My regular hotel is in Paddington right on Sussex Gardens. It is not a guest friendly hotel, however.

I'll be for checking it all out next week. Look for a big guy who looks like Santa Claus scoping out the pussy.

Hi all,

Woke saturday morning with a rageing boner,didn't want to waste it so "what to do?" "what to do?"

Called Sam (previous report) about 11;30am to see if i could set up another session with Fiona and her dissapearing bottle.
Fiona wasn't around but Sam reckoned she could get hold of another friend.

I called an hour later, she said the girl would be with her by two.

I double checked to see she did anal, sam said yes.

I got to Sams about 1:45 after a little chit chat, I started to set
out my stall in the bedroom. Rubbers, ky, gloves, poppers wipes. etc.

Bang on two, the buzzer went, could see the back of her coming up the stairs.

WOW!! what a stunner. SG RATING 9.5, arabic or similar,size 8, big tits, beautiful face. I'm smiling ear to ear. She shakes my hand , with the worlds longest nails. Says her name is lini, or something like that.
Then she takes off her coat.. bang! The arm is missing between the wrist and the elbow. kind of a stump. Strangly this kinda turns me on (i'm a perverted ****)

Go through the usual pre-flight checks. BBBJ, FS, CIM.. ANAL?

"No way" she says!

Slump!

Turns out she was half asleep when Sam called and didn't realise
anal was on the menu.

We say no hard feelings, but I still really want to do her and it's not because she's really pretty. (in fact the rougher and more fucked up the better I like them) No Its definatly the missing arm.

Now am I being weird? What do you all think?

Anyway she reckons she wanted £80 for FS/BBBJ which is way out of my bracket anyway!

Almost living it.

Found a great flat in NORTH LONDON, discreet enterance, different girl each day. 60 pounds 1/2 hour, o, sex, owo extra, anal available extra. I saw Lisa 21 year old blonde great owo, sex in a few possitions and a great climax in her mouth. Contact number 07901 798217

FH

Anyone in London looking for cheap Strip shows should go to Shoreditch Road in east London. Fully nude women and full exhibition of pussies. In one pub it costs just 50 pence.Table dancing costs Ten Pounds. The same shows cost elsewhere in posh places about Ten Pounds, just to get in.

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I went on a business trip to London and Edinburgh at the end of July, my first visit in four years. I had done a fair bit of research on the Internet before departing, and on my second night in London I went to a flat in Edgware Road to visit Sandra, a Eastern European girl. He place was a two-bedroom apartment on Edgware Road, clean but sparingly decorated.

Sandra was a slim girl with small tits. Her face was too narrow for me, with a pointed chin. Her photo on the website (forgot which agency she worked for now) was a lot prettier than the real person. Her English was extremely limited and we had to use hand signals to communicate. Very quiet girl.

I may be biased because she was really not my type, but I was rather desperate that night and didn’t have an alternative to fall back on. I did manage to get her to join me in the shower, but she was rather passive and the experience was far from exciting. Went to bed and she was similarly passive there, with an unenthusiastic blowjob (uncovered). The I told her to put the condom on for A-level action. It was clear she didn’t like it but her website clearly said that she offered that service. It was my first attempt and she was not helping me at all. I asked for some lubricant but she couldn’t quite understand (or unwilling to understand?) me. So I tried to force my way in and that didn’t work out, and she appeared to be in pain. After a while I gave up and entered her pussy instead. Finished doggy style fairly quickly. After shower and a little rest I left, rather disappointed. All in all, 100 pounds and 30 minutes were wasted.

A few days later I went to Edinburgh for an overnight trip. My original idea was to visit the Blair Street Sauna as there were so many positive stories about it. But I arrived rather late and they closed down by 2200. So I check the Internet quickly and was impressed by the field report on Samantha. I called up her agency Central Ladies (07715 009987) and asked them to send her to my hotel, the Grand Sheraton.

Indeed, Samantha was a beautiful Brazilian girl with a great body. She also had an extremely nice personality and gave me a great girl friend feeling. She told me she was 22 years old, having moved to London when she was 16 so her English was perfect. She’s been in Edinburgh only for a few months and will probably go back to London in the winter.

Samantha was very gentle and accommodating, and we flirted a little before settling the money side of things. After that’s done I invited her to join me in the shower, where we had lots of fun washing up each other. She also gave deep French kisses which I loved tremendously. Then we moved on to the bed where I explored every inch of her body, and soon we were in 69 position with Samantha giving great uncovered oral. Finally she put the rubber on and I entered her in missionary position. I finished in this position because I just couldn’t get enough of her French kisses. I was completely exhausted when I came – one of best fucks in a long time for me. After we cleaned up we got back on bed for some cuddling, and she was so tender and sweet that I really regret letting her go when time was up. She spent a full hour there and the 160 pounds were definitely well worth it.

I was in London last week and thought I'd sample some of the local talent while I was there. I checked out a couple of escort websites and a girl called Camila caught my eye. The agency (90Minute Tel. 07050 802006) handled the appointment efficiently and before I knew it, I was in her apartment in South Kensington - quite small but tidy and discreet.

Camila's pictures on the site are accurate (see http://www.90minute.co.uk/Data_Returns/showbio.asp?id=119 )

As illustrated, she's fairly attractive with a super body and in her mid-20s. In addition, she has a very sweet nature and provided a wide range of services (incl DFK, 69, BBBJCIM). I left 90 minutes later, a happy man.