FKK Artemis - Berlin

[QUOTE=Bbullersen; 1551079]Hi all,

Normal half hour or full hour, normal stuff and kissing and DATY.

Thanks[/QUOTE]E60 / e120 for 30 or 60 minute as you describe.

[QUOTE=Diplomat; 1551249]No changes during the last few years. 80e entrance fee. 60e basic service for 30 mins also including BBBJ and DATY. An hour is 120e. Some girls kiss, others don't. If they do, its included and they are not allowed to charge you for it.

If certain extras like CIM (50e) or anal (100e) are important to you it is advisable to ask your girl if she offers those.

Have fun![/QUOTE]Great!

Thank you very much.

Still not completely decided on going to Berlin, but it is Artemis I have the best memories from.

Peter

Last night, your reporter was practicing Diplomat's new approach (especially with the melt your hosen Ina RO) when around 2230, some security lads chased a guy through the whole building first upstairs, then thru the bar, then into the changing room, where after some effort, he was subdued. Several paramedic vans came with guys packing cardio equipment. RB was just leaving and decided best not to hang around. Guessing only that something happened in a zimmer, somebody in trouble, involving the guy they were chasing. The paramedics were getting ready to leave, seemed relaxed, so might have just been a precaution. No idea really, beyond the wrestling match I saw.

The thing is, the Bahnhoff model of relatively affordable, over stimulation of libido and plentiful supply of hotties occasionally releases some deep, dark forces. People are there (on both sides) for complex, different reasons. It is not just thrills for the boys, and money for the honeys. At times, it gets a little out of control, possibly turbocharged by a little booze and blow. Last night was one of those nights. Could happen in any apartment, in any city. Just happened to happen where it happened. So Norjan can still rest easy, apart from the walk back home (for you ISG history buffs).

RB has nothing but good things to say about management, staff and the overall chilled and safe atmosphere of Art's. Just one of those unfortunate, once in a blue moon things which have gone down maybe less than a handful of times over almost 9 years, despite a likely +1M monger visits, and the spewing of zillions of liters of precious bodily fluids.

Will ask around but if anyone knows more, let us know.

Good reports here recently, I will also contribute a short one. Been there last week Saturday and was pleasantly surprised by the current state of affairs. Someone recently mentioned that there may have been some changes in managing the place, I thought that was probably just BS, since I know the club and its downsides for many years. Maybe it was just coincidence that I arrived at the right time and selected well, but, on that visit at least, I did experience both generally good service standards and an absence of heavy pushy presell / upsell approach that the club is notorious for.

Anyway, it was a lovely spring day and I decided to celebrate it by not doing any work and instead spending it with football in the afternoon and girls in the evening. The place was not packed with mongers but filled up during the night, the last room had some 5 mins wait time.

FACILITIES.

Basically no changes, the outdoors are still good and much of an improvement, although except for me almost no one was using it, still early in the year. The Jacuzzi is still a bit too cold to deserve honorable mention. And the design of the extension and the main building still do absolutely not match, but not continuing about architecture here.

Ah yes, you can now buy a single use toothbrush and paste for 1 euro at the reception, probably mostly for our rushed flying in and out Italian guests. And there is now also some hand disinfection panel near the reception, no idea why it is there and not in the bathroom, did not use it.

LINEUP.

Decent, not good enough to rate it as excellent but at least for the occasional visitor like me it had enough of variety and new girls. I noticed that many of the tattoo studio girls seemed to be gone which I liked.

GIRLS I SESSIONED.

As I already commented above, all girls gave a decent standard, with DFK / DATY / 69 / MPOS blabla.

No. 1 Honda? That's what I understood even after asking again, maybe Ronda, whatever, small black haired pale Romanian, size 36/38, very pretty face. Ok session but missing a bit the illusion factor / chemistry or whatever you may call it. Performance 6/10.

No. 2 Antonia. Fake redhead tall very pale Romanian, size 34. On close-up maybe the face is not quite as pretty as from a distance and also has a bit the usual smokers teeth, but I just like pale body light-red hair so we went and she delivered very well. Performance 8/10.

No. 3 and 4 I did not ask but most likely also Romanian.

No. 3 continuing the long-running Artemis tradition of assigning unerotic Anglosaxon names to their girls: Allison. Light brunette tanned gypsy type with very pretty face, size 36. Performance, see comments to No. 1,6/10

No. 4, more in the traditional names department: Angelique, another redhead, tall, tanned, with curvy body size 34/36, that she just creamed before we sessioned. Gave a great feeling, and very sound performance 8/10.

Normally that would be enough for me but I was already feeling it that night anyway and happened to run into an old favorite.

No. 5, Sophie, for a change: Russia. Pale, small, size 34/36, red / brunette. I met and sessioned her in 12, then she was a bit inexperienced but I already thought she was quite cute. Did not meet her in my visits in 13 (admittedly there were only two) so I assumed she was gone, but apparently she is still around and used the time to perfect her ways. She's the full GFE, maybe a bit too much for my taste, but she does it right. She has more the GND look and probably does not stand out at first, certainly not in a club full of naked hookers, but IMO at least, she's one of the girls who is more beautiful the more you look at her. Performance 9/10.

Sessions and 2 and 5 were with CIM but I only announced this spontaneously and was not hustled into it, so it did not affect performance, the rest were plain 60e sessions. No girl asked for a tip (see my comments above).

IN OTHER NEWS.

Normally I like blondes, and there were quite a few of them, but I just did not feel it with any of them. There were none who really stood out though.

The first girl who approached me, I just saw a nice curvy body with black hair and when she approached I just realized it was Nicole with different hair. She was the last session I had on my last Artemis visit, back in November. Back then lineup was rather poor so I selected her although I knew heavy upsell was to be expected, and she fulfilled those expections yapping many times „anal, CIM' when I banged her missionary to finish. Since I knew what to expect I did not mind and found it kind of funny. And thats exactly the story I told her when she approached, she was ok with it, I believe, was replying something like „but how am I ever going to make 200 in half an hour if I don't ask? '. Haha.

Else, the food was not great, as usual, but bearable. Artemis drinks selection / prices / policy still sucks balls, I was tempted but as much as I'm ok with spending 60 flocks for having the pussy of some incredibly hot Romanian stranger in my face 69, I am not going to spend 10 for some 0. 4 [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] Heineken. I rather had several drinks before, on the way, and after.

Probably unrelated to the news of RB, but if anyone cares, here's a German news article about usual 81er stuff mentioning Artemis twice. Also on TV later in the evening for those in Germany now.

[url]http://www.spiegel.de/panorama/justiz/hells-angels-der-perser-kassra-z-packt-bei-der-polizei-aus-a-962685.html[/url]

Short summary: There is currently a HA in custody who became a whistleblower. As a consequence they took one of his girls out from Artemis for safety reasons, whatever that means. Apparently, the suspect of a murder confessed to the whistleblower while they were at Artemis.

Update to earlier post re Sat night scuffle after a little research. A coked out dude got a little paranoid, girl hit the panic button, he remained very aggressive/ paranoid with security who were just trying to calm him down during all the chasing, paramedics came, said the dude was too uncooperative but coherent so they just left, the dude got escorted out. End of story. Looked more dramatic than it actually was. So all quiet again on the Westkreuz front.

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1551512]Update to earlier post re Sat night scuffle after a little research. A coked out dude got a little paranoid, girl hit the panic button, he remained very aggressive/ paranoid with security who were just trying to calm him down during all the chasing, paramedics came, said the dude was too uncooperative but coherent so they just left, the dude got escorted out. End of story. Looked more dramatic than it actually was. So all quiet again on the Westkreuz front.[/QUOTE]Glad to know that nobody, especially the girls, got hurt or whatever. Thanks for the news RB.

Cheers.

Kimino

Get this and and do some training. .

[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSkvW2uO0DI[/url]

Cheers.

Kimino

[QUOTE=Kimino; 1552359]Get this and and do some training.

[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSkvW2uO0DI[/url][/QUOTE]Very useful. Do they have Nicole and Soledad versions?

I was at the Love-Bahnhof with 2 friends a few days ago, we stayed to the end.

The atmosphere was very relaxed, many girls (estimate 60-70) and very few guys, so the was great for us.

I said hi and hug to the girls I know.

The girls was hunting down the men, later they left me along when they discovered I'm not a newbie.

We hung out mainly in the main lounge and sometime by the game machines.

The ATM-machine was broken WTF. I managed to loose my key probably by trowing it out with the towels, and the cleaning-lady removed the towels for washing.

After some explanation to the front desk, I got a new locker and my stuff was safe again.

I sessioned with Brianna (RO) , Alef (Tyr) , Chris (RO)

The first 2 girls was great and fun inside and outside the room, I know 1 of them from earlier visit.

But I had most fun with Chris. I turned a shark into a puppy in a nice and delicate way, LOL.

For some guys she would definitely be a shark,

I met her at the stairways, she said she was from Italy, my alarm started ringing, we started the conversation, I pealed her

Down slowly during our conversation, in the end we exchange funny words in Romanian. LOL, During the conversation I never said she was lying or indicated so and I did not make her loose face, because she was not from Italy, LOL

Then we played a game together, arms in arms we walked around downstairs and upstairs to find a young nice guy to have a 3some. We ask a number of young guys, but they all chicken out, even if I offered to pay for the time LOL.

Christ was fun, but she did upsale in the room, asking for extended time, CIM and anal,

I didn't felt for her sales tricks and was not bothered either, so she stop trying, she started with some fake moan, but shut up and became more natural and enjoy the sex. She was willing to do all was I asked for, we had sex different places in the room, standing BJ, I fucked her standing, on the couch and ended on the

Round bed in different positions. This girl has potentials for a lot of fun, even she started out to be sharky. Let's see next time when I see her again.

I got back to the hotel about 6 am and slept a few hours then moved on to the sexparty at ERW.

Cheers,

NC

In my last visit the only place I felt safe from the sharks was the island in the middle of the indoors pool.

Nille will you be in town all week? Planning on Insomnia Thursday then EBW on Friday. Hope to see you again.

[QUOTE=Surfer;1554116]Nille will you be in town all week? Planning on Insomnia Thursday then EBW on Friday. Hope to see you again.[/QUOTE]Hi Surfer,

Nice to hear from you, I'm not in Berlin next week, I was 2 days at ERW already this week.

Enjoy the fun,

Cheers

Will very probably be at Art tomorrow (wed 16th). If you want to meet for a chat about life, the universe and everything, pm.

Cheers.

Kimino

I will be at Artemis on a Wed 14 May. This is the only day I will be here and I know that its Dessous Day at Artemis.

Can anyone who has been to Artemis on a Wed recently let me know what the scene is like on a Wednesday?

Are there some girls who are not present or is there a lower number of girls present as it's consider as a slow work day as compared to Thurs-Fri-Sat?

I've never been to Artemis on a Wednesday, so don't know what its like on a Dessous day at Artemis is like.