Medellin Reports

[QUOTE=Nounce;2809516]I guess you ride metro (1) from Laurales to San Antonio, get on tramcar (2) to Buenos Aires to catch the cable car (3). You have two passengers so 14000 bought you about 6 tickets total, probably with some discount depending on the combination of the cars you took. The scanner will tell you how much you have left.[/QUOTE]Yes I noticed this, I should load the card with at least 20 k next trip.

[QUOTE=PigSavinBoy;2809526]San Antonio to Tranvia is integrated so it doesn't charge for the transfer. Same Miraflores / Oriente to metrocable (check metro map for all integrated stations). Not sure how does the system work for double swipes though. Best to reload the card on the less crowded stations as the queues can get long otherwise. Also, one can easily walk from Buenos Aires to San Antonio, as it's downhill (and an interesting walk anyway). Just be careful not to get hit by a tram or moto / bicycle (keep behind green painted lines).[/QUOTE]Ok, makes sense, heh yea, we almost got hit by one funny you said that.

[QUOTE=Zeos1;2809534]5000 to buy the card initially. So subtract that too. And the cable metro costs extra compared to just using the regular metro. Anyway, 14 mil doesn't get you very far.[/QUOTE]Si Correcto.

[QUOTE=Conqueeftadore;2809515]So I set up an account for here in mde complete with pics and all that stuff. But then what now? It's a new account and I have zero friends. How do I connect with women here?[/QUOTE]I would suggest joining this group.

[URL]https://www.facebook.com/groups/solterasysolterosmedellincolombia/[/URL]

From this base you may also be able to send friend requests to friends of girls in this group and Facebook will also start sending you suggestions based on what type of friends you already have. It takes a little time, a lot of girls will want to send you "content" (their own homemade porn) and without a video chat I would not assume that any photos are real. Also check for underage girls. do not message them. they may try to blackmail you. With some patience and carefulness you'll find some good deals.

Saw girl number one. Still my fav and my 3rd or 4th time seeing. She has black hair with blonde streaks, green emerald eyes (first Columbiana I saw with light eyes, normally it's brown eyes) about 5-2.

We met a few hours before her class started. She was telling me she starts an internship here pretty soon, good for her! She takes her studies serious, I like that about her. We sit chat about our little fight we had a few days ago, (why I haven't seen her for last 3 days) we hug and make up and realize it was just a big misunderstanding. After some small talk in the kitchenette area we move to the bedroom. No music this time just straight to business since she still has to shower and prepare for her classes coming up.

BBBJ, she's really gentle and played with the boys, ok nice. She worked for a solid 10 minutes even after I was clearly ready for the main entry, NICE! Start in missionary as she tells me this is her fav position. Pumping away for a good 10 minutes before she realizes I'm caliente. She flips me on my back and take over. 10 minutes and now she's sweating all over me. I look at her and we both laugh so I flip her doggy. 5 minutes and I just can't buss. Annoying. Flip her back to missionary and felt that warm flood of hers when she orgasmed, that was enough for me to get mine. She smiles and says, "gracias por esperarme". I responded with "it just worked out like that". As we got dressed she mentions, "do you want anymore kids". I look at her and said why do you ask? You think some got in? She said no, I just want to know. So I told her if the right partner comes around than maybe one more. She says something like "interesante" ok. I thought. We both gets dressed, she says she wishes she can stay but can't. She wisely sets up another date with me (she tried for the next day Wednesday) but told her we should wait for Thursday (we are supposed to go out shopping and have lunch that day) she made me promise and off she went in her indriver.

I agreed to meet Girl # 0 parents, the very first girl I saw, the one that surprised the shit out of me and paid for lunch. Why? Don't fuckin ask. Where do I start.

So her, father, and mother picked me up at my Airbnb and brought me to there crib. I was under the impression they lived somewhere in the vicinity of Laureles. Nope, in a broken-down poor barrio near bello.

Driving up the mountain everyone saw the look of horror on my face and askes twice are you ok? Tried to play it off as cool as possible, si, esta bien as I quivered under my seat belt.

I ask, how much longer until were there, I was told 20 minutes. Ok. 20 minutes rolls by, are we now almost there, 20 minutes I'm told once again. OMFG I came real close to just jumping out of the truck and fetching the nearest taxi. It gets dark and now I don't have a fucking clue where we are. Half the fucking houses or whatevre they are missing roofs, others doors etc. Girl # 0 proceeds to say, (hunny my family don't have much money) I said "I don't judge", w / e they want to hear to keep them on my good side so I don't die, I thought.

It took about an hour to get to there place, up and down these narrow hills, so narrow that the brakes didn't work going down and the truck just slid into the street.

Finally got there. The parents give me a tour of there home, (makes me feel a little better) There's a beautiful view of Medellin from there 3rd floor balcony. Wow, had to take a few pics which I will post if there not to big. Eventually made my way to there living room, I say down on there chair and they offered me a banana. I took it and said gracias. I thought (wow there offering food, maybe I will live through this after all). I was led downstairs to girl number 0 apartment. Apparently, the parents lives upstairs, and girl #0 lives downstairs and her brother somewhere else I never quite figured out. Her parents were actually pretty cool.

As I was in girl #0 apartment, she left me alone while she showered. I reached out to a fellow monger asking for help. He said send him my google maps location. Took a good 15 minutes before I finally got a signal and sent. I will also attach to this post. Again, if pic meets requirements. After girl #0 gets out of shower I'm asked if I like fish. Told her I prefer pollo, she says ok. After walking her dog through the barrio with her, we all drive to a restaurant called Waira, which I will also post.

I doubt anyone has been way up there as its literally in the middle of nowhere. But the views are spectacular and I want to say it's almost worth it for the drive, or in my case, to risk your life for. The food was good, but upsetted my stomach the next day pretty bad. So there's the six of us at the restaurant, myself girl 0 her parents, her brother, and brothers GF. I lean over and tell girl 0 I only have 200 mil. She said no problem split bill with her father. As I was still alive, I said no problem. Bill came to +300 k. I ended up paying 200 k, everything I had and told her I need 35 k to get back to casa. She told me no worries her dad was going to take me. I asked when, as I just paid the 200 k which was not half of the bill.

We leave restaurant, the look of horror that was on my face is now a look of how am I still alive.

We get back to there place after many hills and slips down hills into traffic.

Girl #0 asks me if I want to sleep over, I felt the No begin to regurgitate out of my guy into my throat and out my moth before I stopped and said "well I have work to do early in the morning so probably not tonight sweety. She responded with, please it would make me and my parents happy. I just looked around the truck and spit out a meek ok. So ended up spending the night in girl #0 apartment. She offered some weed and gladly took it. Thought to myself if I'm going to die at least I will be high. Took about 5-6 tokes and I was gone. Colombian weed is very strong. Comparable with the states dispensary.

Girl #0 gave me the best blow job I have ever had in my life. She topped her last BJ. I wish I wasn't so high at the time so I could have enjoyed it better but everything was so numb. I barely ever saw my dick as it was buried deep down in her trachea / esophagus for the next 30 minutes. Yes, a straight 30 min blowjob that was fucking incredible. I had a hard time busting because of the weed, but she did that double BJ thing I tried to describe in my last report where she sucks the head, and middle / base of dick at same time. Yup, that did it. She gagged as I creampied her esophagus. Kept it in until every drop was out, despite her having a hard time breathing. When she finally pulled my dick out of her lung area, I was going limp at this point. I aksed her if she tasted any, she said no, I just felt it go into my stomach. I don't remember much as I was high as a kite and just passed out with one of my last thoughts "ok well if you guys are going to kill me know, I'm ready after that".

I passed out around 1-2 am. Don't know about her. She kept hogging the blankets and my feet kept getting cold so I kept waking up fighting for the blanket.

Her alarm goes off for 5 am. WTF I thought. She says we have to go as my dad needs to bring you back early. I was dressed in about 0. 1 secs. She sat up from the bed and I was already dressed standing next to the door ready to go. She commented how I didn't enjoy the stay. I replied I did, its just that I'm cold way up in these mountains and want to go back to mi casa for a warm shower (my Airbnb has hot water). She says ok.

So, we leave around 5:30 ish, I arrive back at my casa a little before 6:30 am, tell them to hold on and gave girl #0 150 k for breakfast and lunch and 50 k to her dad for gas or for not killing me.

Wow! You can't make this shit up.

What an amazing experience that I lived through!

Moral of the story, don't go meeting no girls' parents.

[QUOTE=PigSavinBoy;2809526].... Not sure how does the system work for double swipes though. ...[/QUOTE]I think different combination has a discount. It is not free. San Javiar or Santa Domingo are free and does not need to swipe again.

[QUOTE=DownLow123;2809648]

Moral of the story, don't go meeting no girls' parents.[/QUOTE]Bro, you're lucky to be alive. 98 out 100 stories like this will end up with the guy being kidnapped. Glad you had a nice experience, but no one should take this kind of risk for a chick who you've only met once. If you don't mind I ask, how old are you? And can you pass as Colombian in a barrio?

[QUOTE=L00PY;2809315]FYI, you may or may not see any big butt vennies there on the map. The area is in flux with barricades and the normal flow of people.

The chica will always know a spot, often one where they get a kickback from. I'd say the one right by the church is a safe bet. In some ways, the closer the short time hotel, the better. Things are less likely to go wrong as they don't want to mess up their stomping grounds. I've reconsidered before after she said she had been banned from a given location for fighting. If you pick the place, you can control the situation a bit more. If you go to the place right there, it'll probably be fine. If she leads you down the block, around a corner, down another street, to somewhere, pay attention to your spidey senses and not what the little head's telling you.[/QUOTE]Where would you find these big booty Venezuelans?

[QUOTE=Nounce;2809665]I think different combination has a discount. It is not free. San Javiar or Santa Domingo are free and does not need to swipe again.[/QUOTE]What may be confusing in terms of "swiping and discounts" with the Metro system, which one other poster mentioned, is that if using the Metro, and than use a connecting Metro bus, you will swipe your Civica, and you won't be charged to use the bus.

Simply put, you can ride the Metro from anywhere in the City to one of the Metro bus lines, as an example at the Industralies Station, and there is no additional cost to ride the connecting bus, meaning the transfer is included.

[QUOTE=DonMedellin;2809674]Bro, you're lucky to be alive. 98 out 100 stories like this will end up with the guy being kidnapped. Glad you had a nice experience, but no one should take this kind of risk for a chick who you've only met once. If you don't mind I ask, how old are you? And can you pass as Colombian in a barrio?[/QUOTE]I'm in my early 40's.

Yes I can pass as Colombian in a barrio (which is why I'm still alive I think).

I've met the chick three times before I met her parents.

[QUOTE=JjBee62;2809560]Good report. Just a couple of notes.

1. It's Guatape, the lake with the big stone, not Guadalupe.

2. Sundays and holidays (I believe from 7 am to 2 pm) is Ciclovia. Certain streets are shut down ro traffic and are opened up for walking, jogging, bicycling, skating, etc. I generally refer to it as either Spandex Appreciation Day, or the Camel Toe Parade. In Laureles you'll find it around El Estadio. In Poblado they shut down 1 side of Avenida Poblado and you can follow the route all the way from Envigado to El Centro. If the weather is good, it's a great way to spend a few hours.

3. I'm assuming you haven't had a vasectomy. Don't be too surprised on a later trip to find out you're a daddy.[/QUOTE]1. Two diffrent parts of Colombia, got it.

2. Ah that would explain why, thanks for the clarification. "Spandex Appreciation Day, or the Camel Toe Parade" LMAO.

3. How's the child support laws in Colombia? LOL All jokes aside I had one scare but she's in college and I'm sure she took the pill on her own as she does not want any kids. The others a fellow monger gave me some plan be pills. So think I'm ok in that regard. Unless, there actively trying to have monger baby's.

[QUOTE=JjBee62;2809565]A few more notes.

1. The entire system is called the Metro. It's made up of 2 lines of Metro trains, 2 lines of Metro buses, several Metrocables (the gondolas) and the Tranvia (which is the one you took to Oriente). There is also a feeder bus system which brings people to the various metro stations. There's am app available which can help with finding your way around.

2. The Civica card can be recharged at any station. Look for the ticket booth as you enter. I usually put 20 k on the card and whenever there is no line I'll add more.[/QUOTE]Thanks for shedding some more light on that metro debacle. All the comments here helps me understand it a lot better.

Newbie on this forums but not a newbie when it comes to mongering.

Went through some shit over the last few years and decided to do something for my self and Medellin Colombia it is.

I will be staying a week in mid July. Picked up an Airbnb in the el Poblado area.

I will see some girls up there but will also do other things and not make it the main focus of my trip.

I will be going solo. A few questions I have.

What do you guys recommend I do or see when I am out there.

How dangerous is the Lleras park area at night?

How do you guys like the food?

Is the tap water safe to drink?

Taxi or Uber?

ChicaCheck now has all features working.

[QUOTE=JustinFields;2809794]Newbie on this forums but not a newbie when it comes to mongering.

Went through some shit over the last few years and decided to do something for my self and Medellin Colombia it is.

I will be staying a week in mid July. Picked up an Airbnb in the el Poblado area.

I will see some girls up there but will also do other things and not make it the main focus of my trip.

I will be going solo. A few questions I have.

What do you guys recommend I do or see when I am out there.

How dangerous is the Lleras park area at night?

How do you guys like the food?

Is the tap water safe to drink?

Taxi or Uber?[/QUOTE]What do you guys recommend I do or see when I am out there.

Parque Arvi and the metro cable. Gutape for a day trip, the museum near del rio. The old castle. Museo El Castillo. Communa 13 (watch yourself here).

How dangerous is the Lleras park area at night?

Super safe on the corners but always watch your back walking in between where you see police. Don't wave your phone around, be suspecious if you see 2 guys on a motorcyle near you.

How do you guys like the food?

Colombian food blows with the exception of cafe from juan valedez and a palito de queso from toasto. Most of the food you get is like things you find in america for take out but done poorly. There is like sushi, pizza, chinese etc. Download rappi so you can get delviery to your airbnb and also for groceries etc.

Is the tap water safe to drink?

It is very safe however I just prefer bottle water for portability. ONly place to worry about water is if you ever make a trip to Santa Marta. That beach town even the locals get sick from the paraiste in the water / food.

[QUOTE=BlueChange;2809825]What do you guys recommend I do or see when I am out there.

Parque Arvi and the metro cable. Gutape for a day trip, the museum near del rio. The old castle. Museo El Castillo. Communa 13 (watch yourself here).

How do you guys like the food?


Is the tap water safe to drink? ONly place to worry about water is if you ever make a trip to Santa Marta..[/QUOTE]IMO Guatape is the only world class activity for tourists in the MDE area, although you can do any of the other stuff you mention if you want to fill up your day.

Food sucks in general. The cheap restauraants dotted around town are terrible IMO - 20 different ways to serve the same handful of ingredients. But you can find a few great restaurants if you have the time to search them out? Which ones? - well, obvio depends on your budget. I like Govindas for day to day food, and I like Zaaika and Tabun for higher cost meals. I haven't been to any high end places for several years, so no comment on that.

Water in Sta Marta is not claimed to be potable. Govt will tell you not to drink it. I drink it after boiling. Whereas water in MDE is declared as safe to drink. I drink it from the tap.

[QUOTE=DownLow123;2809648]
Wow! You can't make this shit up.

What an amazing experience that I lived through!

Moral of the story, don't go meeting no girls' parents.[/QUOTE]Is this your first Medellin trip? Barrio life is the way to go!! But obviously, it’s not for everyone. I visit girls' families all the time and I use it as an opportunity to see more of the barrios, especially if it's somewhere I have never been. Personally, I feel safer in the barrios with locals than in Poblado with gringos hehe. And it's much more fun! I'm a Chinese guy in early 40's, but look like I'm in my 30's so I def don't blend in. But I speak Spanish, respect the culture, and have been hanging out in the barrios for years. One time I went to Pachelly way up in the hills of Bello and it's suppose to be a dangerous barrio, but I felt safe because I was amongst amigas and their families. It's one of the few times you would still have a gringo factor because up there they def don't see any foreigners. But yeah, I understand you being out of your element and feeling like you can get got. Just take a deep breath and enjoy it!! Btw..I tell chicas in the barrios Im a chino paisa hasta la chimba hpta!!! :)