Medellin Reports

[QUOTE=Knowledge;2810316]The Poblado Metro station and the area on la 10 near Dominos are notorious hotspots for the most abusive taxi ripoffs. There have been several newspaper and television press reports about it. It's gotten to be almost as bad as the US $100 beer and umbrella scams on the beach in Cartagena. It's too bad the buses are so uncomfortable because they are a convenient and low cost option. Uber and didi work but you have to wait. The key is to insist on the meter being turned on.[/QUOTE]Yep in and around Lleras and Provenza the taxi cab drivers are having a field day because there are a lot of tourists who are staying in Poblado and don't know how cheap the taxi's can be if the meter is used, or are wasted and don't want to argue over being double charged or more, or just don't give a shit and pay. Lots and lots of gringos who are residents and live here use Uber as basically if your a foreigner the cab drivers and especially late at night will try hosing the foreigners and I suspect the Colombians as well but to a lesser degree.

[QUOTE=Davvv100;2810121]I requested her uber. She arrived and I went downstairs to welcome her. As soon as she got out of the car I knew I had made a terrible mistake. She was not only uglier than in the pictures but she was also wearing a cheap black dress. Even though the dress was black and loose around the waist I was able to see she had a belly. She looked like Betty la fea (a Colombian soap opera) I did not know how to react. Is not the first time this has happened, it has happened with a few girls but girls but the difference between the pics and reality was not as big as this one, besides the other girls asked for 200.000. I greeted her and we went upstairs. We sat down and started to chat. She wanted to take a shower first and that's when I told her she looked very different from the pictures. She laughed and said this is the first time someone tells her that. She said it's ok, I just have to pay her and she will leave. I said I was going to pay her 200.000 for the 15 minutes she had been there but she wanted the $135 USD. I said no way, and she kept asking for the money, time after time. She was yelling and at some point she threatened to call her pimp or whatever. It's not that I didn't believe her, I just didn't give a fuck. So she called someone and I called the police. At this point she tried to grab my phone and I stood up quickly and pushed her. I was in fight or flight mode and I could feel my heart beating faster. I was so fucking angry but I calmed down, I told her to calm down and to sit down. She started crying and telling how hard this work is, blah, blah, blah. After 45 minutes I gave up. I had to find a way to get her out. I told her I would giver her 400.000 but we had to go to the ATM. She agreed. We walked to the ATM, I gave her the money and I headed back to my place. [/QUOTE]Of course you realized the mistake right away when she got out of the car so shouldn't have invited her inside. For first time with a girl I meet them outside of a Love Motel. On the rare occasion that she's way different from the photos I cover her transportation costs plus a little more. She of course was quite unreasonable when she demanded full payment without providing service, and only did this because she had leverage, was in your place where she could make a scene and draw complaints from the other guests or tenants. I'm surprised she gave up this leverage by walking with you to the ATM. You must have convinced that was your plan for payment after the session.

But I never invite a hooker to where I sleep no matter how long I've know them. And yes they can cause trouble at a Love Motel as well but there they have less leverage.

Thanks a lot for sharing. These issues come up occasionally thus these reports and discussions are useful.

Girl # 3 left around 11 am or so from the overnight I wrote about in last report. After she left I got dressed and headed to Parque Botero, wanted some pics of the statues. Still a barrier around with law enforcement selecting who they let through. I than walked about 30 minutes north of Parque Botero and began to get uncomfortable. Was trying to get to some shopping district in the area, but as I continued walking (well past where they do the motorcycle repair out in the open) there were less and less people and more and more graffiti on the store walls which left me feeling more and more sketchy. Eventually I said fuck this and turned around and headed back for Parque Botero. Not to mention I had to pull out my phone for google maps every 10 minutes or so (it's a Colombia burner) but still I don't like targets on my back.

I notice just outside of the park they had a lot of shops set up. A lot (and I mean A LOT) of shops were selling used phones under the bridge just outside. Stolen monger phones? Hmmm. I was tempted to buy one just to see, but choose not to, even though they were cheap enough. I spent a good 4 hours walking around outside the park checking out the 100's of shopping tents they had. I bought some knock off designer shit, 3 hats, a couple more shirts, a Jordan wallet which looked cool. A little hidden sleeve pops out of it if you pull it in the right area, Cool. That costed me 25 k. The hats were 45 k each. LV, Gucci, and a fake tommy Hilfiger hat. Eh, no one in the states will know the difference (giggity). Was looking for shit for my wife and kids back home but had a hard time finding clothes for the kids. It's either baby shit or adult shit in el centro. Going to take a date with me Monday as she knows the exact place that sells the clothes I'm looking for. But that's for Monday's report. Really enjoyed my time off from sex and girls which allowed me some alone time to just think. I thought a lot about a convo me and a fellow monger had Friday about folks who moved to Colombia full time, some glad they moved and some whom moved back to the states, and some in between. I get the move down here as a man, unlimited sex with 10's after a simple text. But the convo with the fellow monger was more than that and we tried to get deep down into the cons and pros. At the end of the day, you have to really enjoy the culture and what Colombia has to offer as there are many cons I. E. Constantly watching your 6, disallowing you to be comfortable in your own home (due to scopolamine) etc etc. I also thought about home and the kids and began to feel a bit home sick. This was the first time, probably because I didn't have my cock stuffed inside some paisa's pussy or mouth.

I think this is a really cool topic for the board, pros and cons of moving to Colombia full time as a man.

I get back around 5 ish, right before it starts to rain (Gracias rain gods, I will sacrifice the hair of a paisa as I pull some out getting it doggy style in your name rain god.).

About 10 I meet a new fb girl. She's been getting at me since the beginning of the trip but just never had time to pull the trigger. Well tonight I had her come by. She looked young so told her to bring her cedula. Si amor. Of course, it's some excuse how she forgot it when she arrives. I grill her a bit about her age. She doesn't seem like the extort type, so said fuck it and went on with my pre date routine. After routine and some jaja's we get to the bedroom. She was really inexperienced. I said FUCK. But she already had my dick in her hand so fuck it, I had to lead her, for everything. BBBJ sucked. Hard pulling best describes it. Even after me leading her. But finally get hard, not 100% but just enough to please the rain gods so flip her over doggy. It barely fits in. No blood so she's not a virgin at least. Whew. I start to turn it up and pound a little harder and she moves her ass away from me in a way she doesn't want to be pounded. OMFG this chick is not 18 I thought. After flipping her over for missionary I grab my phone for google translate and ask "Do you like 50 shades of gray" I get a "No entiendo" (I had to do something for self-entertainment) I laughed hard inside. Before I go limp we go missionary. Ugh, a star fish. Just laying there looking at me. I wanted to say ***** what are you looking at. Than I slowed down so I don't feel like I'm raping the poor girl. Took a good 30-40 minutes to finish.

After the deed she asks (Wait for it) Tu gusta Amor? I almost lost my shit! But just to get her out I said si, estas lista para taxi ahora? As she's still dressing. Order her taxi, she tells me she has a friend for a threesome if I want. I thought yea that's going to happen. Her taxi showed up about 10 minutes later, yey. It's a little after 11 pm and I'm done for the day. All I want to do is get some sleep without a numb arm for a night.

[QUOTE=BlueChange;2810410]Yeah I call that key money. Like in real estate when you pay a tenant to just leave rather then dealing with courts and then wrecking your place and time wasting not having a new tenant.[/QUOTE]Yeah but with girls in MDE it only costs you $10 to get rid of them pronto.

[QUOTE=Knowledge;2810316]The Poblado Metro station and the area on la 10 near Dominos are notorious hotspots for the most abusive taxi ripoffs. There have been several newspaper and television press reports about it. It's gotten to be almost as bad as the US $100 beer and umbrella scams on the beach in Cartagena. It's too bad the buses are so uncomfortable because they are a convenient and low cost option. Uber and didi work but you have to wait. The key is to insist on the meter being turned on.[/QUOTE]I used to always walk down to the line of raxis in front of Parque Poblado. Less scammed there.

Also always make sure the meter is reset.

There's definitely a lot more happening in Poblado. There are more clubs, bars and restaurants. I probably have seen more gringos in the first hour walking around Poblado than in 5 days in Laureles. My last trip was spent entirely in Laureles and I do miss Poblado. A lot more of the service staff also speak English here in Poblado. The gringos are almost all Americans based on the accent that I'm hearing. I do see some attractive street walkers in Poblado as opposed to none in Laureles. There are also a lot of young gringos hang out here. I like the layout of some of the bars here in Poblado. I continued just to see Facebook girls so I can't tell you about the quality of the girls at the bars or walking the streets. I do see that one advantage is that they are here already so you don't have to pay a transport cost and you don't have to wait on them. That is definitely a benefit. Also you get to check them out in person.

I still have a few days here in Medellin but my trip is coming to a close. So far I have been having a good time and have not been drugged or robbed yet but there are still a few days left. I was even staying in an Abnb with no security for a few days. I would not recommend that for newbies.

[QUOTE=DownLow123;2810460]
About 10 I meet a new fb girl. She's been getting at me since the beginning of the trip but just never had time to pull the trigger. Well tonight I had her come by. She looked young so told her to bring her cedula. Si amor. Of course, it's some excuse how she forgot it when she arrives. I grill her a bit about her age. She doesn't seem like the extort type, so said fuck it and went on with my pre date routine. After routine and some jaja's we get to the bedroom. She was really inexperienced. I said FUCK. But she already had my dick in her hand so fuck it, I had to lead her, for everything. BBBJ sucked. Hard pulling best describes it. Even after me leading her. But finally get hard, not 100% but just enough to please the rain gods so flip her over doggy. It barely fits in. No blood so she's not a virgin at least. Whew. I start to turn it up and pound a little harder and she moves her ass away from me in a way she doesn't want to be pounded. OMFG this chick is not 18 I thought. After flipping her over for missionary I grab my phone for google translate and ask "Do you like 50 shades of gray" I get a "No entiendo" (I had to do something for self-entertainment) I laughed hard inside. Before I go limp we go missionary. Ugh, a star fish. Just laying there looking at me. I wanted to say ***** what are you looking at. Than I slowed down so I don't feel like I'm raping the poor girl. Took a good 30-40 minutes to finish.

After the deed she asks (Wait for it) Tu gusta Amor? I almost lost my shit! But just to get her out I said si, estas lista para taxi ahora? As she's still dressing. Order her taxi, she tells me she has a friend for a threesome if I want. I thought yea that's going to happen. Her taxi showed up about 10 minutes later, yey. It's a little after 11 pm and I'm done for the day. All I want to do is get some sleep without a numb arm for a night.[/QUOTE]If there is ever any doubt as to a girl's age (especially if she's saying she is 18) you should always, and I cannot stress this enough, always ask to see her cedula.

You should have either insisted she go back and get it or had declined her service. Not sure what type of hotel or airbnb you are staying at but most hotels will demand to see a cedula especially if there is any doubt as to the chica's age.

[QUOTE=Davvv100;2810121]I told her she looked very different from the pictures. She laughed and said this is the first time someone tells her that. She said it's ok, I just have to pay her and she will leave. I said I was going to pay her 200.000 for the 15 minutes she had been there but she wanted the $135 USD. I said no way, and she kept asking for the money, time after time. She was yelling and at some point she threatened to call her pimp or whatever. It's not that I didn't believe her, I just didn't give a fuck. So she called someone and I called the police. At this point she tried to grab my phone and I stood up quickly and pushed her. I was in fight or flight mode and I could feel my heart beating faster. I was so fucking angry but I calmed down, I told her to calm down and to sit down. [b]She started crying and telling how hard this work is, blah, blah, blah.[/b][/QUOTE]Well bich first of all YOU chose this work. Then you have the nerve to be trying to catfish people while charging too much damn money. Maybe if you were honest about yourself then the work would not be so hard. Or just maybe you could get a normal job instead of doing this "hard" work.

[QUOTE=DownLow123;2809648]I don't remember much as I was high as a kite and just passed out with one of my last thoughts "ok well if you guys are going to kill me know, I'm ready after that".

I passed out around 1-2 am. Don't know about her. She kept hogging the blankets and my feet kept getting cold so I kept waking up fighting for the blanket.

Her alarm goes off for 5 am. WTF I thought. She says we have to go as my dad needs to bring you back early. I was dressed in about 0. 1 secs. She sat up from the bed and I was already dressed standing next to the door ready to go. She commented how I didn't enjoy the stay. I replied I did, its just that I'm cold way up in these mountains and want to go back to mi casa for a warm shower (my Airbnb has hot water). She says ok.

Wow! You can't make this shit up.

What an amazing experience that I lived through!

Moral of the story, don't go meeting no girls' parents.[/QUOTE]Looks like I am an outlier on this one. I have been meeting chicks around the world online for the last 25 years and this is the type of adventure and experience that I live for. I have tons of these great stories and I have not been killed yet. (I remember going to a funeral in bum fuck Valle del Cauca (over 2 hours from Cali on the bus) with some chick whose cousin and friends got mass murdered in some drug trafficking shit.) You will not remember the third chick that you fucked in Colombia but you are going to remember this chick forever and probably remain friends with her for a long time.

A lot of mistakes by the previous poster. Number one, if you are using seeking or tinder, it's a 20.00 meet you for coffee fee. That's a lot of money in Medellin to just have coffee and take Uber. If she says no way, she wants the whole 125 to 150 bucks, you walk. Don't get attached to these pictures on a screen. Delete her immediately. No negotiation. Second, if you like her in person you can take her to a hourly place to avoid being drugged in your hotel. Only bring girls to your hotel that you have slept with or slept with in a casa or strip club. Even then you have to have a good feel for the girl. I have never had a problem with a Colombian girl coming to my hotel after sleeping with them. I know if we vibed or not. Only in Tijuana can you have an unknown escort come to your hotel and not worry about it. The reputable agencies have done the work for you. Colombia and Brazil is No Way Jose on a stranger from the internet coming in your room. Follow those rules and you should be fine.

I think the best advice I can give to any punters new and experienced ones about the girls from Parque Llleras and the surrounding clubs, especially with the Vennies, maintain control of the situation. The minute they are in your room you have to take control of the situation and show them you are in charge. Many will get on the phone or start checking their messages half of the evening or start doing their Tusi thing, so be polite but firm and put them in their place. It's a way women test men and you have to show that you can control them. Then they melt for you. You don't want a situation where she is sucking your dick while text somebody or checking her Instagram story. It reminds me of a scene in one American movie where a prostitute was smoking out the window while checking her watch. Some of these girls come from the schools of the hard knocks and the lowest backgrounds straight from the streets, especially the Vennies can be disgusting, you will notice them spitting and acting like street dogs.

If you don't want everything covered discuss everything up front. If you ask her to stay overnight, be specific about the time in the morning. Sometimes you will meet a nice and young paisa but for the most part I advice you to establish who's in control and what the expectations are and you will have a more fun experience.

Hi.

I am trying to book Hotel Dorado.

I am using Agoda as they have cheapest rate.

It's 37 dollars over night.

I go thru everything then it adds the 19% tax.

What advice on this can anyone give.

First time using Agoda.

It's for May 2ND to May 8TH.

Sureman.

It is sound advice to take a girl the first time to a short time hotel. I would not disagree with that. But I feel that if you stay in a hotel or Airbnb with security, it should be fine. I like being in my hotel room because it is comfortable and I have already paid for it. This is my fourth trip and I have always taking the girls back to my hotel room. So far, there have been no problems and nothing is missing from my room. It is true that it is more risky than taking her to a short-term hotel but there are a lot of benefits to having sex in your room. It's just a more relaxing environment for you. I also have snacks and drinks for the girls in my hotel room. But I am not a big fan of drinking with the girls. There is no reason to have an open bottle or drink in your glass laying around where there is the possibility the girl can put something in your drink when you are not looking or in the bathroom. I just drink from a bottle of water from the refrigerator where I have several bottles of water on the shelf.

I also like to screen out girls on Facebook. With a girls postings on Facebook, you can get a general idea of the type of girl she is. I'm usually suspicious of a Facebook profile set up exclusively for business.

I would agree that the safest path is seeing girls at the casas. No way that the girls are robbing or drugging you at the casas because they have a reputation to protect. Hotel M and taking girls from their bar is also a safe bet because hotel M knows who the girls are at the bar.

There are ways to stay safe be in Medellin and decrease the probability of being drugged and robbed. You just have to be aware of your surroundings and not take excessive risks.

I would also warn guys about underaged girls. They are on the streets and on line. The possibility of being in prison and the consequences always makes me very paranoid about making sure that the girl can prove that she is 18. That is one of the advantages of staying in the hotel that checks ID. The hotel also does not want underaged girls in the hotel so they will reject identification cards that look fake. You may be a bit sad but it is better for you that you are not seeing that girl. If you were to take that girl to a short-term hotel, they will not check her identification card.

Stay safe and have fun. I'm still in Medellin now and so far things are going well without any problems. I'd like to try to keep it that way.

I did meet a few guys from ISG and everyone seems cool. I have not met any of the flamers on ISG.

[QUOTE=SureMan;2810629]Hi.

I am trying to book Hotel Dorado.

I am using Agoda as they have cheapest rate.

It's 37 dollars over night.

I go thru everything then it adds the 19% tax.

What advice on this can anyone give.

First time using Agoda.

It's for May 2ND to May 8TH.

Sureman.[/QUOTE]Only Colombians and Colombian residents are required to pay the 19% tax, IVA.

For a foreigner with a Passport, the Hotel will look in your Passport at the entry stamp to verify you were issued a "tourist visa" , and based on that you are exempt and should not have to pay the 19% and it should be refunded and or not charged.

Up until January of this year the 19% VAT had been waived since the Pandemic. I also think some Hotels might collect the 19% tax, make photo copies of the foreigners Passport and date of entry stamp as proof for DIAN "the Colombian IRS " and pocket the money from unsuspecting tourists.

Regardless, if your a foreigner and your Passport stamp identifies you as entering on a tourist visa your exempt from paying the 19% IVA.

This also holds true for purchases you make in the Country and bring home, but I don't know the rules about this, but do know there is a tax refund office at the Rio Negro airport where you present your documentation and are issued a refund, but again I don't know how it works there, but have seen the office there.

I'm sure there are other board members here who know more about this.

[QUOTE=Gabacho;2810506]If there is ever any doubt as to a girl's age (especially if she's saying she is 18) you should always, and I cannot stress this enough, always ask to see her cedula...[/QUOTE]If the girl can't produce the actual cedula, one can always get the cedula number and a digital copy to check the police report online. At least you will know the cedula exists.