Sosua Reports

Once I had a flight from Mia to Pop, and had the pleasure of sitting next to this retired attorney. He was an older brother who had a son attenting the you whom he wasn't vibing with. Basically he was an older gentelman with a healthy pension and alone. His monthly pension was 12k a month. He had a house in puerto plata.

Being I was raised by older women I learrned to respect my elders so I just listened to dude talk. The house was 1000usd per month. The girls mom was working in Santigo for two hundred USD a month as a maid. He decided to put mom on his payroll and do the right thing. He bought the property next door for 12k USD for his girl to teach her money handling skills. He stated his girl calls ten times a day to check in which annoyed him. I'm thinking he got some gold digger.

Well we get to Pop clear baggage and this fine chic and her mom come running up to him and grab his luggage. He tries to introduce me but she doesn't seem interested. This chic is fine, dressed in work out clothes and driving a M5.

Most Dominican chics crave attention, but this girl was focussed on him, oblivious to anything else. He invited me to his house for dinner, but I knew I couldn't accept because his girl was to fine.

So I ask myself, being he put mom on the payroll and set the girl up sweet would she fuck up?

After his third call I decided to accept dinner. A fish fry with mom and daughter treating him like a king. But I noticed the girl was absent not hanging around him and I. We ate, drank and had a ball at his pool/patio, so I popped the question.

How do you know that you can trust the girl when your gone? He said "if she fucks up with all the shit iv'e done for her and her mom, good ridense". He was old school but he wasnt a fool. Being he took care of the mom offered some trust from her.

The question is if your getting a big pension is it worth it to sacrice a small portion of it for happynesss? He did.

[QUOTE=Alex Deuce]He has on several occasions only to be shouted down. Actually, I know of more success stories than horror to be honest; especially when the age difference is reasonable. 50 year old dude and 19-21 year old chicas ain't gone work in normal society. What makes you think its gone work here. I can't do it. It's like marrying the team *****. You know, the chick that sucked n fucked the entire team while she was dead sober and loved it![/QUOTE]Tell your boy with all seriousness to come back and re-tell his story cus Im trying to be like him within the next 5-8yrs. I’m still young with no kids but soon I want to eventually do the Cosby routine and settle down. Now I know the fellas can be hard on the broads sometime and for good reason. Some of these broads have more game then the Parker brothers. But any monger who has successfully found a sweetheart down here regardless if she took money for sex at the time should never feel like there going to get rip if they tell us there success. Hell a success story is what I want to read.

And yeah I agree with you the age part. If your 50 and she’s 20 then there’s going to be a higher possibility of shit not working out. But hey I’m no expert. If you think you gotta a chance with the broad go for it

[QUOTE=Coolie High]Miniature Dildo Man. ROTFLMAO! Yeah we all have secrets but something's should remain just that. A SECRET! Having a 4 inch dildo up your ass to get maximum pleasure is one of them.

Hell I sometimes like to have a broad choke on Mighty Joe Young til she's pukes on it but you don't see me telling everyone that. Wait a minute! I just did![/QUOTE]You younger guys just wait, as you get older you will have to get a prostate exam. To get your prostate examined, the doctor has to lube up his finger and enter your ass.

If a chica wants to tongue my anus, I have no problem with that.

[QUOTE=Ehunter]Yeh...variants of this scam are all over the world. Kinda funny how three of us here read the same post and immediately thought of the same scam. :-)

My variant is France and Germany. Always stay out of places that remind you of an American type strip club. You walk in, sit down, a hot girl comes and sits down next to you and asks you to buy her a drink. A bottle of champagne comes with a $300 price tag while the bouncer eyes you for a reaction.

A few of the boys warned me of this beforehand so I knew better. If you want to get laid, go to brothel and don't mess around.[/QUOTE]

Reminds me of a couple of other scams I know about. There is one in Puerto Plata (forgot the name of the restaurant) where the restaurant rips the tourist off for a $100 meal and a 10% "commission" goes to the taxi driver who recommended the place.

I made the same mistake in Athens, Greece when I asked the taxi driver to recommend a restaurant. After being driven 45 minutes we were so hungry we didn't care the menu didn't have prices -- I think I paid about $500us for a meal for three. Lesson learned.

I'll definitely be steering away from Club X.

The Man Tour Guy

[QUOTE=Alex Deuce]He has on several occasions only to be shouted down. Actually, I know of more success stories than horror to be honest; especially when the age difference is reasonable. 50 year old dude and 19-21 year old chicas ain't gone work in normal society. What makes you think its gone work here. I can't do it. It's like marrying the team *****. You know, the chick that sucked n fucked the entire team while she was dead sober and loved it![/QUOTE]

I know quite a few local success stories. If you are looking for a long term relationship, you want find a chica who new to the game and hasn't been ho-ified yet. Either that or a girl on the sidelines like a bartender or waitress.

The Man Tour Guy

[QUOTE=Thedrman]I know quite a few local success stories. If you are looking for a long term relationship, you want find a chica who new to the game and hasn't been ho-ified yet. Either that or a girl on the sidelines like a bartender or waitress.

The Man Tour Guy[/QUOTE]


Seems like a good idea, but you never know about the bartenders and waitresses!! I know a number of my buddies have fucked bartenders from some of the spots in sosua. Most guys think the girls arent working and never hit on them!

My own experience. I was getting along really well with the big titty bartender at Terra Linda. But after being asked for money on three separate occasions (Hair Salon, Nails & Sick Child) I am now convinced she is a former hoe, who is now working as a bartender! Luckily, I know the signs and she wont be able to string me along and suck money from me, while holding out on the pussy (Like she is a good girl). Next time I go to Sosua, I will just tell her to come to my room after her shift. When she shows up, I will be waiting for her wrapped in towel! Worst that can happen is she will get mad and leave and I will just go out and grab another hoe to take her place.

[QUOTE=Mr Gogo]After his third call I decided to accept dinner. A fish fry with mom and daughter treating him like a king. But I noticed the girl was absent not hanging around him and I. We ate, drank and had a ball at his pool/patio, so I popped the question.

How do you know that you can trust the girl when your gone? He said "if she fucks up with all the shit iv'e done for her and her mom, good ridense". He was old school but he wasnt a fool. Being he took care of the mom offered some trust from her.
[/QUOTE]Mr. Gogo I gotta ask and I know I might be a lil perverted but do you think your boy is smashing the mom as well. If he is I gotta shake this mans hand.

[QUOTE=Jaosousa]You younger guys just wait, as you get older you will have to get a prostate exam. To get your prostate examined, the doctor has to lube up his finger and enter your ass.

If a chica wants to tongue my anus, I have no problem with that.[/QUOTE]Now I have no problems of having a honey toss your salad while your about to SKEET in her hair. Hell having a fine broad toss your salad is HIGHLY recommended when you come to Sosua. Just remember to not kiss the broad afterwards.

[QUOTE=Coolie High]Tell your boy with all seriousness to come back and re-tell his story cus Im trying to be like him within the next 5-8yrs. I’m still young with no kids but soon I want to eventually do the Cosby routine and settle down. Now I know the fellas can be hard on the broads sometime and for good reason. Some of these broads have more game then the Parker brothers. But any monger who has successfully found a sweetheart down here regardless if she took money for sex at the time should never feel like there going to get rip if they tell us there success. Hell a success story is what I want to read.

And yeah I agree with you the age part. If your 50 and she’s 20 then there’s going to be a higher possibility of shit not working out. But hey I’m no expert. If you think you gotta a chance with the broad go for it[/QUOTE]


That’s up to him if he wants to wade into the jungle again. However, I know he is on ISG pretty regularly. A couple notes:

1. Why do we assume that it’s always the woman that reverted? Anyone ever thought that the monger reverted back to chasing? Roughly 60% of the failures I have seen this has been the case. It’s like the sinner complex. When they transform to repent and go straight housewife they become Catholic SuperJesuses and allow the monger no leeway in transgressions. A guy that is use to having multiple partners is even harder to change than the woman that did it to survive.

2. Why would anyone try to Wifey a Puta that has kids by a Haitian or Dominican? It’s the Baby Daddy Pussy in his and her eyes until or unless he throws it away. In normal society it’s a damn struggle. What do you think is going on here? The BF most cases are the Common Law or actual husband acting as her pimp. He allows her to prostitute herself to feed the household. Some may say "How can you tell she has kids?" Dude, if you bang 5 non-baby chicks and 5 baby chicks you can figure that shit out in like 4 seconds. It always has that hollow feel at the back and gets loose easily despite how it starts. This non scientific method coupled with the common practice of cesareans is a dead give away. Yes, I even find this hollow feel in women that have had cesareans. Loss of perineal tone is a common occurrence for all deliveries (Muscles around the couchie get stressed from holding back 5-10 pounds for 5 mounts and need to be exercised back into shape -OBYGN Uncle, Sorry I know pussy) Also, if you pay attention to her conversations with other chicas, it will become quite evident she has kids. (Spanish is important even as my conversational skills suck but I understand all that is said around me.) Else all fails, take her to the Doctor to get a physical.

3. Again, just like the guys in the Brazil forum, why do you think a hot mid 20's Dominican or Brazilian left alone for months at a time would be faithful; accordingly, why would you think after being brought to America or another country this same chick wont be hypnotized by the lights?

4. But to be real with you Coolio, there is something about the way a Latin Woman takes care of her man. At my boy’s house in Miami, neither he his son nor I are allowed to serve ourselves, wash the cloths, cook or clean the dishes. Nothing! Its some ole school Leave it to beaver shit. The mans job is to provide and mow the lawn both literally and proverbially. He got her a little BS job but she works longer hours (His mother keeps the kids) She goes and picks up the kids from his moms and rushes home to feed all of them. She gets pissed off if he comes homes and cooks. Until he met her he was the Team Chef that had mad skills. All I keep hearing is that She got a cousin! Tempted at times….Only thing that gets me is that the converted to Catholicism for her. I’m a Deist so as long as you are monotheistic I don’t care; however, in the words of Fred G. Sandford: “that’s some powerful pussy to make a man change gods”. Actually, most of the guys that married a catholic dominican that had kids do this.

But back to the mater of Sousua. I am still working on my google monger maps. Anyone, have any holes in the wall or must see spots hit me up. I got all the usual. Looking for off the beaten path.


[QUOTE=Thedrman]I know quite a few local success stories. If you are looking for a long term relationship, you want find a chica who new to the game and hasn't been ho-ified yet. Either that or a girl on the sidelines like a bartender or waitress.

The Man Tour Guy[/QUOTE]


Was not Grey Dred and a couple of the old timers from this board very succesfull in making those transitions. The old crew on her had tons of great info and were very willing to share with no pretense upon what you intended to do with it. NOw, we have too many people telling you how and what to do with your money and Dick!

[QUOTE=Coolie High]Mr. Gogo I gotta ask and I know I might be a lil perverted but do you think your boy is smashing the mom as well. If he is I gotta shake this mans hand.

Coolie high you wild bro, nah he aint smashing ma dukes.But his chic was obedient as fuck.Impressed me alot but I never trust chics with my heart outside of my family.
Now I have no problems of having a honey toss your salad while your about to SKEET in her hair. Hell having a fine broad toss your salad is HIGHLY recommended when you come to Sosua. Just remember to not kiss the broad afterwards.[/QUOTE]I guess im old school but a chic even tries to lick my ass and I lose all respect for her.

[QUOTE=Alex Deuce]1. Why do we assume that it’s always the woman that reverted? Anyone ever thought that the monger reverted back to chasing?...[/quote][b]I'm not saying it's the only reason why these relationships don't last, but it's rare to find a DR monger that stops chasing tail after he gets married. At the extreme, I knew one guy who used to fly to the DR every month (4-day trips) to chase tail, while his Dominican wife took care of the kids. He did this for over 4+ years!![/b]

[quote]2. Why would anyone try to Wifey a Puta that has kids by a Haitian or Dominican? It’s the Baby Daddy Pussy in his and her eyes until or unless he throws it away...[/quote][b]Nobody should "wifey" a puta and nobody but nobody should "wifey" a puta with kids!! All of these girls, who are selling their asses and are over the age of 20, have kids. Generally, this is the reason why they are selling their asses in the first place, to feed their kids and their baby daddy/chulo. The only way you can change the situation somewhat to your advantange is to impregnante her. I HIGHLY discourage doing this because most puta's make the worst mothers and the 18-year financial obligation.[/b]

[quote]3. Again, just like the guys in the Brazil forum, why do you think a hot mid 20's Dominican or Brazilian left alone for months at a time would be faithful...? [quote][b]When dealing with putas, don't take your dick out, because another guy will find his way in. [/b]

[quote]4. But to be real with you Coolio, there is something about the way a Latin Woman takes care of her man. At my boy’s house in Miami, neither he his son nor I are allowed to serve ourselves, wash the cloths, cook or clean the dishes. Nothing! Its some ole school Leave it to beaver shit...![/QUOTE][b]True, so damn true! Shit, I remember one friend's live-in girlfriend practically washed and dried my hands before we sat down to dinner. They're some good girls to be had in the DR, if you stay out (way out) of tourist areas like Boca Chica, Sosua, Puerto Plata, and Punta Cana. [/b]

[b][url=http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=996512&postcount=5214]How Do You Know if She's a Ho?[/url][/b]

-Helpmann :)

[QUOTE=Alex Deuce]That's up to him if he wants to wade into the jungle again. However, I know he is on ISG pretty regularly. A couple notes:

1. Why do we assume that it's always the woman that reverted? Anyone ever thought that the monger reverted back to chasing? Roughly 60% of the failures I have seen this has been the case. A guy that is use to having multiple partners is even harder to change than the woman that did it to survive.[/QUOTE]Yeah its hard for a monger to REALLY settle down with one broad. Matter of fact its impossible for me to be with totally just one woman. Its not going to happen. So if I lose my broad from my infidelity, fuck it. I'll just have to find another.

[QUOTE=Alex Deuce]2. Why would anyone try to Wifey a Puta that has kids by a Haitian or Dominican? It's the Baby Daddy Pussy in his and her eyes until or unless he throws it away.[/QUOTE]Damn so I guess I have no hope with my current girlfriend. She lives in caberate and her ex husband whose dominician lives in santo domingo with there 2yr old baby.

[QUOTE=Alex Deuce]4. But to be real with you Coolio, there is something about the way a Latin Woman takes care of her man. At my boy's house in Miami, neither he his son nor I are allowed to serve ourselves, wash the cloths, cook or clean the dishes. Nothing! Its some ole school Leave it to beaver shit. The mans job is to provide and mow the lawn both literally and proverbially.[/QUOTE]Now that's what I'm talking about. Have no problems being the main bread winner while she takes care of the rest. Your boy should be writing us about how his broad fluffs his pillow as he leans back on the couch after a hard days work. Your boy is holding out LOL

Thanks for the knowledge. Its good to know that its actually possible to find a sweetheart in DR that you can settle down too.

[QUOTE=Mr Gogo]I guess im old school but a chic even tries to lick my ass and I lose all respect for her.[/QUOTE]Not even the t'aint? the area between the balls and the anus, aint the balls and itaint the anus.

Laying on your back, chica down below licking your balls, you never had a chica go lower near the ass with her tongue?

The more hard core chicas will stick their tongue in the ass.

As you regulars know I got a "special one" who treats this older guy like a king. So do her family. With all that unconditional hospitality shown me (unconditional that is except for the occasional remittance) I finally invited her to come visit me this summer. Hey its cheaper than going down there and I know her habits well enough after all this time to figure we'd have a good time.

To recap, the deal is I give her a few bucks out of my entertainment allowance, (less than I spend on beer in a month, or a date, or a couple hours in a strip club) and she gives me a 24/7 wife, lover, translater wingman, anytime I want to go down there.

I'm like the older guy quoted in a recent post here who says something like "She has a good thing going, if she f...ks it up, good riddance to her!" I mean its a win/win for me.

Either I continue to get a fantasy romance, or she screws me at some point and I'm free to monger again in Sosua without having to hide from her friends/family.

Hell, the prospect of being free in Sosua has its merits. I could even hook up with a couple guys on this board and buy 'em a beer for all their good advice and support.

Anyway I send her ticket money tell her the date and wait. And wait! Meanwhile I'm asking when? She is going on as normal, with email etc, but no excitement about coming. Yeah, she says I'll look for ticket soon. But she's supposed to be here by now.

OK, that's it I stop talking to her, and a part of me thinks you guys are right, I've been ripped off. Then she asks for a little money to take her kid to family on the other side of the island, whaaat? Now I'm sure.

I give her shit, and write her off, and nurse my wounds (ticket money) and recall the game, yeah there was even a laptop and phone involved, classic chica game, and figure the ticket money went to some no good novio down there, who's now telling her to try and get more. It seems out of "character" for her, but who knows what goes on down there, and you guys were right after all.

But inside I'm smiling a little. I always had control, I'm free, and I had a good ride for the money, so now I'm checking out flights to Sosua next month. Back to square one, cold Presidente in my fave bar. Life is simple, Life is good, right?

Whoah, wrong! my phone starts ringing, emails and texts start flooding my cell phone, which I don't bother to answer. As I'm deleting, one message opens and I'm reading she's pissed at me because I told her "end of July" and she wanted to come end of June, which we'd agreed earlier and talked about when I was down there. She says ticket money is in her bank account and she is sending it back to me.

Checked my earlier email - turns out that I made mistake in tranlating June 30 and it came out July 30. Shit!

So I'm up here waiting for a month, getting pissed, and she's down there putting in time til I say she can come July 30. But, this novelo drama was caused by me, not her. Now I'm thinking everything that went down in the last two months WAS in "character" for her. Under the circumstances she behaved as expected.

OK, I say, lo soliento mi amor, here's a little something for your family trip and I'll see you end of July.

Meanwhile my mongering trip to Sosua is on hold (for now)

[QUOTE=Jaosousa]Not even the t'aint? The area between the balls and the anus, aint the balls and itaint the anus.

Laying on your back, chica down below licking your balls, you never had a chica go lower near the ass with her tongue?

The more hard core chicas will stick their tongue in the ass.[/QUOTE]To each his own. But to be there laying on my back with my legs cocked, like a chic waiting to get fucked, as she tickles your shitter, takes away from me feeling like a man.

Funny story:

You know what I do for a living so we have to take annual physicals. Well this rookie is there(doctors office). He's 6'5 all muscles. He's bragging about all the special operation training he had in the Marines. He goes in smiling standing tall. An hour later he comes out walking slow with his head down. He looked like someone just stole his puppy. I asked sheepishly"what happened". He said"I got violated dog"and"you can't tell anyone about this" I say okay as he walks away taking small steps.

My turn and after 20 years they haven't got me yet. They keep saying next year and I say okay. Well the male doctor tried to be slick. He didn't even ask he just started putting on the gloves and lubbing them. I'm talking fast trying to slow him down but he is focused. I say you can do the PSA blood sample, he says thats not the most accurate way. I then say I'll do it next year and he looks at my chart and says thats not working again. He's holding up the gloved hand and I realize this joker has huge hands Damn!

My mind is working fast here, and I remember this little female doctor. So I ask him if she can do it instead. The lesser of two evils I figure.

Well she did it and I'm walking out the doctors office with my head down. I look over and the Marine was sitting under a tree shaking his head. He kept repeating"that shit wasnt right man".

[QUOTE=Oakie]As you regulars know I got a "special one" who treats this older guy like a king. So do her family. With all that unconditional hospitality shown me (unconditional that is except for the occasional remittance) I finally invited her to come visit me this summer. Hey its cheaper than going down there and I know her habits well enough after all this time to figure we'd have a good time.

To recap, the deal is I give her a few bucks out of my entertainment allowance, (less than I spend on beer in a month, or a date, or a couple hours in a strip club) and she gives me a 24/7 wife, lover, translater wingman, anytime I want to go down there.

I'm like the older guy quoted in a recent post here who says something like "She has a good thing going, if she f...ks it up, good riddance to her!" I mean its a win/win for me.

Either I continue to get a fantasy romance, or she screws me at some point and I'm free to monger again in Sosua without having to hide from her friends/family.

Hell, the prospect of being free in Sosua has its merits. I could even hook up with a couple guys on this board and buy 'em a beer for all their good advice and support.

Anyway I send her ticket money tell her the date and wait. And wait! Meanwhile I'm asking when? She is going on as normal, with email etc, but no excitement about coming. Yeah, she says I'll look for ticket soon. But she's supposed to be here by now.

OK, that's it I stop talking to her, and a part of me thinks you guys are right, I've been ripped off. Then she asks for a little money to take her kid to family on the other side of the island, whaaat? Now I'm sure.

I give her shit, and write her off, and nurse my wounds (ticket money) and recall the game, yeah there was even a laptop and phone involved, classic chica game, and figure the ticket money went to some no good novio down there, who's now telling her to try and get more. It seems out of "character" for her, but who knows what goes on down there, and you guys were right after all.

But inside I'm smiling a little. I always had control, I'm free, and I had a good ride for the money, so now I'm checking out flights to Sosua next month. Back to square one, cold Presidente in my fave bar. Life is simple, Life is good, right?

Whoah, wrong! my phone starts ringing, emails and texts start flooding my cell phone, which I don't bother to answer. As I'm deleting, one message opens and I'm reading she's pissed at me because I told her "end of July" and she wanted to come end of June, which we'd agreed earlier and talked about when I was down there. She says ticket money is in her bank account and she is sending it back to me.

Checked my earlier email - turns out that I made mistake in tranlating June 30 and it came out July 30. Shit!

So I'm up here waiting for a month, getting pissed, and she's down there putting in time til I say she can come July 30. But, this novelo drama was caused by me, not her. Now I'm thinking everything that went down in the last two months WAS in "character" for her. Under the circumstances she behaved as expected.

OK, I say, lo soliento mi amor, here's a little something for your family trip and I'll see you end of July.

Meanwhile my mongering trip to Sosua is on hold (for now)[/QUOTE]Your the new Coolie High. I look forward to your reports as a did his. Can't wait to see how it turns out.