Bangkok Fake, Flaky Outcalls
I tried Thaifriendly. Most women did not look good, old, rough ghetto hoes with lots of tattoos and piercing, mostly bar girls, urge you to meet them in gogo bars to spend money on them.
I tried Smooci, allegedly the dominant escort site, booked a young hot girl with the best-looking pics to come to my hotel. She showed up 20 years older, 20 lbs heavier, looking hardened and tired in shabby clothes, disheveled hair, bloodshot eyes, an obvious drugs addict. Worse yet, she checked in with hotel reception and they attached a pic of her ID to mine as my guest in their database. She was a very rough bait and switch. No way I would sleep with a run down old woman like her. I told her to leave and refused to give her taxi money. I never bother with escort sites again. So no! I don't think outcall escorts are worth bothering in Bangkok.
I don't know your reasons not to go to bars or cruise the streets, which are the best venues for hot girls. FIWFANS and various incall web sites list hundreds hot, young girls in their hotel rooms, servicing primarily locals, 1000 to 1500 Thb per session. I found many hottest, nicest, sexiest girls this way. Find the girls you like and take BTS and Grab to their hotels. Worth the trip.
A very hot and personable FIWFANS girl, with 70% English, went out with me, dinner, show then hit the bed all night for 5,000 Bahts or about $150. She's educated, could talk and discuss serious subjects, very nice company. The poor girl said she had to pay 1,500 Bahts for the hotel room a night regardless if she books any guy or not.
A few seasoned expats in Bangkok also recommend FIWFANS and incall sites.
Big waste of time with ugly outcall women
Horse gives us some good suggestions to filter out fakes and flakes in the outcall services.
However it still takes way too much time and work to text back and forth and wait around in the hotel, when you can be in Gogo bars and on the streets checking out the great supply of merchandise in the flesh, drink, eat, party, have fun, not having to wait around all day in the hotel with dick in hand, then have to face old, ugly, tatted ghetto hoes show up at your door.
I want to enjoy every minute of my vacation and not get frustrated by stupid, old, ugly escorts.
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2000 Baht Chicks are Everywhere
[QUOTE=Nyezhov;3053445]And asking where the 2,000 b girls be at is kind of off-putting. This isn't Beach Road in Pattaya 20 years ago.
Anybody have any recent Intelligence on Thermae.[/QUOTE]What intelligence is needed for Thermae? Reporting on Thermae is like reporting on McDonalds. It is always the same. Last month me, 2 of my brothers, and a few cousins were there about 10 pm. You walk in and are immediately directed to the bar to buy a drink. I got Sangsom on ice for maybe 150 baht. The place was loaded with chicks. The chicks were just standing around with guys walking in a line in a circular pattern to view them and proposition them if they wanted. Most chicks were asking for 3000. One chick slipped up and said 2000 then quickly changed to 3000. I sat in one of the booths between some chicks. Some chick came telling me it is their work area. I started laughing and continued sitting there.
We left and went to Hooters with one of the chicks following behind my brother. After about 5 minutes of sitting in Hooters the girl left. No idea what the deal with them was.
One of my twin cousins likes to keep the same chick, so he brought his from Pattaya. After Hooters me, him and my brother went across to Bunny Bar. The rest of the guys went back to their place. The best chick in the bar was being really aggressive with my brother about bar fining her. He finally did. I think it was 800 baht. The chicks in that place seemed to be freelance though. I thought the chick was pretty cool, but he said she started acting weird when they got to his hotel so he kicked her out.
The next night we were in Climax. When I was getting ready to leave I saw a chick behind our table that I liked. We spoke in Thai and were dancing and shit. I was like this is my lucky night. Then one of the 2 girls she was with demanded that I buy them some drinks. I told that raggedy broad that I was not buying them anything. (Hell, you already get 2 free drinks for paying the 300 or 400 baht to get in.) She said well get away from here if you are not going to buy us drinks. So I left. Women do some crazy shit. This girl let her friends block her blessing.
I had no problem finding chicks for 2000 baht. One chick in front of my hotel insisted on coming for 1200 for all night. I think she lived far or something and did not want to go home empty handed. I was having to beat her away, then a guy from Texas staying in the same hotel came and scooped her up.
The next night I was in Burger King and saw a chick sitting down eating ice cream. I sat down and ate while talking to her. She had just gotten into town and came with me for 2000 until I left the next day at 11 am. Total GFE, BB. She was so sweet that I started to bring her home to Pattaya with me. I checked out and took Bolt to Ekkamai then a van back to Pattaya for 160 baht.