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Hi [B]ShadyGray[/B], Let's see if I can be of any help.

[QUOTE=ShadyGray44;2985360]I've been lurking the forums for several years, but I've only posted in the Tiajuana forums under a different name. I decided to take a more active role for this trip to Lima. What I've gleamed so far:
Lima can be safe with a basic level of alertness and not making yourself a target. I have some concerns because I'm a tall white dude, I scream 'I'm not from around here' so I'll just not wave my cell phone at random scooters passing by. Should be enough, right? I'll probably not get drunk and walk through parque Kennedy on my stumble back to the air bnb.[/QUOTE]Yes, Lima can be safe with a basic level of alertness and not making yourself a target. Street crime rates are medium-high but I can't say that they are worse than at any other metropolis, Of the big cities I've visited, I feel safer in Lima than in New York, Hamburg Ciudad de Mexico but I guess it's simply that I grew up in Lima and I'm used to it. I've worked in several really dangerous cities in Peru like Chimbote, Callao or Cerro de Pasco and, in the 50 years I've been working and living in Peru, I have never been robbed. What I always recommend to friends and colleagues is: [B][I]Walk with purpose, be alert and act as if you have every right to be there[/I][/B]. Having a wingman or wingmen helps, especially in the more shady neighborhoods, but it is not necessary in the more residential districts.

[QUOTE=ShadyGray44;2985360]Mongering: deciding between the kines websites posted on this forum and the SW screen. I like window shoping but that's a risk. Could seem fun on the sidewalk then a dead fish in the st hotel (cringe). The Jockey thing seems like a good idea too. I prefer a GFE / PSE and that's a risk with the kines websites, box of chocolates and all that. Chongo's seem like a quantity over quality thing, not sure about that and the time commitment for traveling to and from make it a turn off. We'll see if I get bored enough to try it out.[/QUOTE]There is no window shopping in Lima but the same concerns apply to kines websites. Jockey16 is always a good option but, of course, that comes at a price (totally worth-it IMHO).

The thing about chongos is that you must commit a whole afternoon to the adventure to make it worth the effort. I don't like chongo girls but I've been at most big ones in Lima several times, usually as a wingman to a fellow forist; I have yet to meet a forist (not Peruvian I mean) who hasn't liked and enjoyed the visit. You get to the chongo, check all the girls available, go to the bar and get a beer (or a coke), watch the girls coming and going, maybe watch a striptease dance, maybe chat at the bar with some of the girls if you want, make another round to see new girls (that were busy during your first round) maybe bang one and go back to the bar. Repeat as many times as you like, it is just too cheap. You can also plan to get there right before the shift change, so you get to see the girls of both shifts and be the first of the day to a girl of the late shift, so you find her clean, willing and not tired. Yes, chongos are a matter of quantity over quality, but you must take into account that there are several cultural differences that lead to us having different tastes in women. From my experience, there are several girls working at chongos who are not considered particularly attractive by local guys but who are found quite pretty and sexy by my foreign friends. You will find here several posts from forists who have visited chongos in Lima, who report being surprised by the quality of some of the girls they found there.

[QUOTE=ShadyGray44;2985360]My spanish is mediocre at best, but I can usually figure things out. Staying in Miraflores, I think. There's other options but it seems like that's the path of least resistance. There tons of stuff to do in the mornings and early afternoon. Early evenings after dinner Venice spa then back to miraflores before it gets late.[/QUOTE]It sounds like a very smart plan, you should be alright. Just be aware of petty thieves, pick-pockets and scammers targeting tourists, as you would in any touristic area anywhere in the world.

[QUOTE=ShadyGray44;2985360]Only a couple questions: Is there a hourly motel in Miraflores to get a room at to meet up with girls if my airbnb turns out to be strict no visitors? I see a couple in Lince but I couldn't tell for other districts.[/QUOTE]I've never used hourly motels in Miraflores, living in Lima and having a car I'd rather choose an out-of-the-way hotel for my mongering but, checking in a local forum that I trust, I've found several recommendations:

- Hotel Pacifico. It is almost in the limit of Miraflores with San Isidro, so not within walking distance from the center of Miraflores located in Av. Paseo de La Republica 4128, just three blocks from Av. Arequipa, it is easy to get there by public transportation. It is a well-known hotel for mongering and offers the basic at a reasonable price.

- Hotel Fantasy Suites. Also in the limit of Miraflores with San Isidro but in the opposite end, in Av. Del Ejercito 1241. Not cheap but good. As a reference, this is the hotel that I used for the sex parties but they changed administration and the new guys didn't want orgies to be held at their hotel.

- Hotel Tenaud, in Carlos Tenaud 119. Within walking distance from Parque Kennedy.

- Hotel Grimaldi, in Av. Arequipa 3964. Also in the limit with San Isidro, three blocks away from Hotel Pacifico mentioned a few lines above.

- Hotel Sol & Luna, in Av. Angamos Este 285, corner with Av. Tacna. Good reviews, supossedly BBB (Bueno, Bonito why Barato).

I might find some more looking around but take into account that I've never used any of those hotels for mongering. In fact my favorite hotels for that are in San Miguel and in LOS Olivos.

[QUOTE=ShadyGray44;2985360]Has anyone cruised megaplaza area for SWs? Seems like things start up their earlier in the day and I could leave the area before it gets to late and I haven't read much about it being cleared out by PD like Lince. Any input or advice would be appreciated. I'll post reports about my trip after it happens.[/QUOTE]I have. There are several hourly hotels in the vicinity that I've used so I've scouted the area, more out of curiosity than for actually looking for a girl (I distrust street walkers). Most of the girls in that area are managed by Venezuelan pimps who won't like you "wasting their girl's time" by asking several girls and not closing the deal with any. My advice would be to scout the area, look if there are some girls that appeal to you but avoid engaging in conversation with girls you know in advance that you won't bang. It doesn't mean that you have to take the first girl you ask, just look alert and you should not run into trouble. And, if you start getting angry looks, just leave and come back at another occasion. This advise is good for any SW area in Lima and anywhere in the world at that.

Hope you have a nice trip and enjoy your time in Lima.

J. J.

[QUOTE=JackJericho;2985533]Hi [B]ShadyGray[/B], Let's see if I can be of any help.

Hope you have a nice trip and enjoy your time in Lima..[/QUOTE]Thanks man. I honestly didn't expect such a helpful and thorough reply. This information will be put to good use, cheers.

I'm glad someone posted about Venice spa. I've been looking at that place for a while now. Has anyone tried Shara spa? I got a brief recommendatio of the place from another source but no details. Or Laya spa?

[QUOTE=ShadyGray44;2985549]Thanks man. I honestly didn't expect such a helpful and thorough reply. This information will be put to good use, cheers.[/QUOTE]I would add to J. J. Comprehensive reply, that you tip the concierge at the Airbnb apartment building when you check in. This was suggested by a poster in an earlier thread. Doesn't have to be an exorbitant tip. But if you do it a couple of times, I don't see why they won't turn a blind eye to any chicas you bring up. Or to even having a small party.

Every love motel, at least in Lima, the service will include a 24 hour shift. If you use it only use it for minutes or for the entire 24 hours, it's up to you. I suppose this is because formally, they are hotels, at least in papers. The street scene in Lince from time to time you'll see 7's and 7's+.

In the motels on Av. Aviacion, Surquillo and San Borja, the action is different. Mostly couples (working girls and non working girls) arrive in guys' cars for a quick shot. On the sidewalks all around those motels you'll see phones and websites. Most of them are street walkers, once arrived, won't be better than 5 or 6.

8's and plus are now on rooftops, bars and parties. Good looking chamas (venies) in the look for money. The comment says "tha bad thing for Lince is there are too many venies, you can't tell who's a working girl".

[QUOTE=ShadyGray44;2985360]

My spanish is mediocre at best, but I can usually figure things out. Staying in Miraflores, I think. There's other options but it seems like that's the path of least resistance. There tons of stuff to do in the mornings and early afternoon. Early evenings after dinner Venice spa then back to miraflores before it gets late.

Only a couple questions: Is there a hourly motel in miraflores to get a room at to meet up with girls if my airbnb turns out to be strict no visitors? I see a couple in Lince but I couldn't tell for other districts.
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[QUOTE=ChanceSome;2985168]. . .

Also, would love for anyone to check out this spa. Curious what the setup is like and what kind of quality of girls they have.

Banos Turcos Palace. Jr. Ucello 260, San Borja 15036, Peru. Looks like entry is 90 soles.[/QUOTE]I have visited Banos Turcos Palace several times, in fact it is my second favorite sauna in Lima. There is absolutely no sexual services of any kind at that Spa, I have even been there with my son several times since when he was 14 yo (minimum age to enter, as per house rules). I don't know why that reporter tried to discredit the spa, all I can assume is that someone has a grudge against the Spa and wants to damage its reputation.

If you like the Sauna, this is one of the best in Lima, the steam room is spacious and the dry room is even better, it has a swimming pool, a good restaurant, a comfortable rest lounge, several services such as massages (professional), hairdressing, manicure, pedicure, podiatry, etc. There are no private or closed areas, even the massage beds are closed only by curtains. It is a gentlemen-only spa because, having no private areas (even the dressing room is a large common area) it might prove uncomfortable, for both men and women, if women were allowed in. The only women in the facility are receptionists, waitresses, masseuses and cleaning ladies.

Most saunas in Lima offer some kind of sexual service, some just a hand job, some a CBJ, some full service. Banos Turcos Palace is not one of them, it is a perfectly legit business.

J. J.

Hello all.

I'm planning my first trip to Peru in September and I've read the last 40 odd pages, which has been really helpful and informative. This forum plus videos by Tio King, Tuchero and Lima Street Clips has been really helpful. I'm familiar with Santa Fé in Bogotá, which is great fun albeit a bit dodgy at times, so walking around Lince should be relatively similar, if going by the videos is anything.

I have a question which perhaps someone has already remarked or answered but, the hotels I noticed charge 4-6 HR rate and then for a whole day; is this a standard rate to do 4-6 hrs? Are these hotels therefore more open to taking girls up to the room throughout the stay?

I'm starting to map out all my walking routes and I'm thinking about renting a room for an afternoon or evening, or even for a whole day, just so I can take back street walkers. As an example, in Lince:

Hotel Astoria.

Hostal Genova.

Hotels Quadrum.

The hotel selection looks sparse around the Zepita area, but I am guessing its better to just get the room when you pick up a SW.

Hotels in Lince I used charged for the day, that gave me the chance to bring one companion. When I brought the second companion of the day, they made another reservation and I had to make another payment.

[QUOTE=JohnnyWishBone;2986857]

I have a question which perhaps someone has already remarked or answered but, the hotels I noticed charge 4-6 HR rate and then for a whole day; is this a standard rate to do 4-6 hrs? Are these hotels therefore more open to taking girls up to the room throughout the stay?
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Report Peru.

By posting this February report I would like to contribute my 2 soles to the cause. After all, in Lima 1. 5 soles buys you a weekly edition of a pornographic leaflet called Polvaz or Great Fuck. You can get it at streetcorner news kiosk. Just lean in and ask a vendor with a lecherous smile and he will procure it de profundi.

First things first. I have to deal with a perennial issue of talking Schwab and ATMs. It's simple. Use Bank de la Nacion and it's MultiRed ATM's. You can withdraw maximum 400 soles however without any fee. Scotiabank charges 24 soles on 400 soles withdrawal and BCP 36 soles on 700 soles withdrawal. Unless cash is only option I used my credit card everywhere.

I would like to thank among others the recent contributors to the thread: TomJackin, CoffeeMat, Jack Jericho and Tnfsh217.

My record in Lima is incidental. I don't live in Lima. By all means, I am no expert on the place.

Going in February paid off well. I got lush green hills and almost no tourists in Cuzco and balmy summer weather in Lima.

[URL]https://www.lima-airport.com/[/URL] Yes, there is free WiFi at Lima Airport (Jorge Chavez International Airport). It is available throughout the airport, including in the public areas and in the restricted waiting areas. To connect to the free WIFI, simply select the network called FreeAeropuertoGTD. No password is required. In my case the immigration and customs took almost an hour. Hopefully, a new terminal will help soon in easing congestion. You can use [URL]https://www.airportexpresslima.com/[/URL] to transfer to Miraflores at a cost of 15 soles. I took a taxi for 60 soles.

Note on transportation: Lima is one of the few large capitals in the world (like Nairobi or Belgrade) without underground metro. Public buses have multiple stops, and you risk a stampede during rush hours. You can use an app like Uber or Cabify. To pay cash they ask for DNI or local ID which you don't have. Since I have an unresolved issue with Uber I used taxis everywhere. Usually, it's easier and cheaper to get out of Miraflores than return. In many cases drivers don't want to leave their area and take longer trips. Try to use a dedicated secure taxi service or ask the venue for a secure service. Here one with consistent low rates and great vehicles: [URL]https://3555555satelital.com/[/URL] Drivers put on aircon and nice oldies on 88.3 FM Radio Magica: [URL]https://www.oigo.com/magica/radioenvivo/[/URL] . Taxis have an extra yellow plaque with 3 letters and 3 numbers and usually are black or yellow vehicles. They have never heard of Turkmenistan where all the vehicles are white by law. If need a dedicated driver message me. A tip: in case you are in a situation no driver wants to take you back; ask how far they can take you to some busy commercial area towards your address and then take the second service back home from that area. During rush hour traffic is slower than bicycles, so where walking takes an hour, driving may take 45 minutes. Take security seriously as criminals regularly use fake or stolen vehicles.

Out of 46 districts of Lima with the exception of Villa de Salvador the northern and eastern districts are most problematic with SJL San Juan de Lurigancho is the most troublesome. Others include Ate, Ancon, Caraballo, Comas, Independencia, LOS Olivos, Lurigancho-Chosica, Puente Piedra, Rimac, San Martin de Porres, Santa Rosa and Ventanilla (Callao).

I used Sumaq Lounge on my way back and can highly recommend it. Opening Hours 24 hours daily. Location International Terminal International Departure Level 2 Near Boarding Gate 17 Airside. After security check, the lounge is in front of gate 17, on the left side. - 3 hours max stay. You can pick up a bottle of pisco here:

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[URL]https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pisco_del_Per[/URL]ú.

I stayed in an aparthotel in Miraflores near Kennedy Park. There are some nice areas in Barranco, San Isidro, competitive areas in Lince etc but you should have clear reason why to choose other areas. By no means should you even entertain the idea of staying in the north closer to chongos. I used the following supermarket nearby: Metro see. Schell 250, Miraflores, open 8 am to 11 pm. By some weird reason the supermarket won't sell you large single bottles of beer unless you first deposit an empty bottle. The last time I recall such experiment was in 1983.

Beer: I can recommend Cerveza Pilsen Callao, Cusquena Dorada and Cusquena Negra, see: [URL]https://www.backus.pe/cervezas-y-bebidas[/URL] Av. Petit Thouars in Miraflores is where you can find handicrafts stores.

Basically, in Lima you can visit brothels or chongos, see street action, visit night clubs, seek paid companionship online, visit massage parlours legal and illegal, visit saunas and explore Seeking and other social apps if you have longer time. I will post here a sample of mostly what I have visited. There are many other options which you can map for yourself by watching youtube videos or reading local fora.

Let's start with street action in Lima:

Street action at Parque Kennedy and Pizza Alley can be described as they say 'muy pessimo'. Usually, I got not more than one solicitation per night including one from a 'modern woman' and the quality was depressive. The first venue you may check out are the benches on calle Virgen Milagrosa near Parroquia La Virgen Milagrosa. Remember, you are 'parroquiano' or parishioner and girls are 'monjas' or nuns. The second venue are the benches near Diagonal Live Music bar (3rd floor Benavides 340-378 THU, FRI, SAT from 6 pm). The bar itself is dark and uninviting, and I saw only a couple of girls there nothing to report about. I saw one doable mature girl at Wahios Bar on Calle Berlin, but she was accompanied by her client or her pimp, hard to say.

Touts at both ends of Calle San Ramon promise discounts on entry fees to clubs and a ride likely at the cost of bumped up drink prices: Suites de Barranco at Av. República de Panamá 140, Barranco and Club Venecia at Av Nicolás Arriola 177, La Victoria and Harem Club, Social club Av. P. º de la República 4947, Surquillo.

Street action in Zepita:

Usual rates there are 50 soles for 20 minutes plus 20 soles for a 'telo' or hotel. From Plaza San Martin the walk to Plaza dos de Mayo is about 15 min. You can follow the loop from intersection of Ave. Nicolas de Pierola and Jiron Chancay to Plaza dos de Mayo, then south on Ave Alfonso Ugarte to Jiron Zepita until the intersection with Jiron Chancay. Check out the following streets within the loop: Pje. Penaloza, Jiron Canete, Pje. Larrabure. (I'm omitting Spanish symbols, look up the map near Plaza dos de Mayo. Even with right spelling google may redirect you into a wrong area). Nearby there are many shops selling musical instruments. Any questions from LE and you can tell you've just visited a nearby Museo Nacional de la Cultura Peruana and now would like to buy a nice guitar. Don't expect here much quality, it's the old red-light district catering to locals at bottom prices.

Street action around Risso Mall in Lince: The mall is at Av. Arequipa 2097, Lince 15046. There is a cinema there, and a benches area near MacDonald's is where you can strike a conversation if you wish. Check out the following block between Av. Arequipa – Jiron Risso – Petit Thouars – Jose Bernardo Alcedo from 5 pm to 10 pm. Girls usually congregate in groups and often dress in pink and white, for example white mini skirt and pink top. Given the recent turf struggle between the locals and Venezuelans the mayor started a public works project on Calle Alcedo, where all short-term hotels are located. So, the word 'polvo' reverted to its original meaning. I took a girl into Hotel Astoria, José Bernardo Alcedo 230, Lince. The hotel was 50 soles for half an hour. My young Botero-esque Caraquenian took 150 soles. She was well lubricated, so at the end I used the preferable position for such cases, a reverse missionary when she was on her stomach with legs closed. She quoted 100 soles more for extras and sent her photos later to my WA.

You can also check out these three areas for street action:

A) Streets near Centro Comercial La Rambla at Av. Javier Prado Este 2010, San Borja [URL]https://larambla.pe/[/URL] and near Rustica at Av. Aviacióand 2482, San Borja.

B) Jr. S. A. Salaverry and near hotels Caribbean, Asturia and on Calle LOS Andes near Megaplaza Mall [URL]www.megaplaza.com.pe/independencia[/URL] Av. Alfredo Mendiola 3698, Independencia.

Urbanizacion Industrial Panamericana Norte San Martíand de Porres.

C) Along Av. Tomas Valle near Plaza Norte, plazanorte. Pe / Plaza Norte Shopping Mall Pan-American Highway North, Av. Tomás Valle, Independencia 15311 (Urbanizacion Fiori Industrial SMP).

Chongos are legal organized brothels with clear set rules and affordable prices that cater to locals. Locals often use minibuses which bring them for 4-5 soles to the destination. All of them are far away. Do not walk or bike there, don't contemplate staying nearby.

Trocadero is the oldest in the country, maybe about 60 years old. It's a must visit just to show respect for the venue. Remember, generations of Peruvians spent both their adolescence and old age there. Trocadero is in Callao at Av. Nestor Gambetta 318, Callao. The regular entrance is 15 soles and girls charge 40 to 50 soles for 15 to 20 minutes. Trocadero is open 2 pm to midnight daily.

Rules: no hats, no cameras, although I saw a few dudes wearing caps. There are two entrances to the facility. I entered from Nestor Gambetta 354, from the side of Planta Quintia and paid only 10 soles. The layout of the chongo resembles a prison cell block with 1 storey building followed by 2 storey building. The lightning is red light like on submarines. You can buy drinks and seat in the area between two opposite walls with numbered doors. There is also a show podium. I got a bit early so decided to chill and observe. One of the milfs took 3 customers within 1 hour and her door literally didn't close. Then at some time a weird thing happened. The ghost of Marlon Brando materialized. He, the ghost, had a backpack, was dressed in heavy winter clothes and looked like he just stepped out of the freezer. He didn't take a seat, didn't take a drink or talk to girls. He was just standing near the wall drawn as if in greenish – greyish palette in red lighting of the chongo. Then he just walked away. I took a mamacita from Valledupar, Colombia at 40 soles. Chongos are in a way a high-pressure environment when often you have to choose fast. Too often I realized that my dick was on his own schedule and his own agenda, different from its master. I am at the age of a man that fancies two groups of legal age: girls that might be of age of my daughters and girls that might be of age of my granddaughters. I want them slim and gracious, but my dick wants them buxom and intense.

Eventually I developed my local Lima Connection that runs a black book and deliver on whatever peculiar wish.

Las Serenitas (Crda. 50 de Gerardo Unger, LOS Olivos) is likely the best chongo today. The entrance is 50 metres south from drivers parking. It's a must visit. Some very hot girls can be found here, and they take pride of what they do. The layout is the same 2 storey prison type block. The club runs regular shows. Talked to a great Ecuadorian, then stepped aside only to realize later I missed Gabriela by waiting near the wrong door. So, you realize why locals write door numbers and names on local online boards and why many prefer quality of service over looks. The whole scene of the chongo is just bizarre. It resembles a buzzing hive with hordes of men swinging like dervishes between the floors and the doors and corridors, some mumbling mantras, others working on offers girl don't want to take. There are very many very young guys, much more than older guys. In many cases taking half a second decision to take a hot girl may be too late, as it should have been done in a quarter of a second. When you walk along a corridor you realize quite fast that you may miss many girls on a shift and never see them because they would be always occupied. I took a spinner from Guayaquil, Ecuador for 50 soles and she did a perfect girl on top which is a position I rarely do. By the way ask girls for photos behind the closed doors, most obliged for free or for a tip. The funny thing is that the chongo has all kind of legally right stickers on its walls, from an invitation to call 1818 and denounce, to spray your dick to sanitize it stickers, to a sticker of Miluska Vida why Dignidad A. See ([URL]https://www.nswp.org/members/latin-america/miluska-vida-y-dignidad-ac[/URL]). If Las Serenitas was not enough, this one is nearby: La Colmena at Calle LOS Taladros 193, San Martíand de Porres.

Clinica del Corazon at Av. Portada del Sol 864, Urb. Zarate Lima. Lima - San Juan de Lurigancho.

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/clinicadelcorazonoficial/[/URL] is the newest chongo worth visiting. Rooms are named 'Consultorio' and the bar – 'Barmacia'. I have expected girls dressed like nurses with stethoscopes etc but alas. The joint has a tv screen at the entrance with names, rooms and nationalities at the present shift posted. However, you can't take photos. Writing gets girls spooked and I got a warning from security. One of the guards looked like Jaws from 007 franchise. Took an assertive girl from Valencia, Venezuela for 50 soles and tipped her so she can buy her a beer at the bar. All prices for water, beer at chongos are reasonable.

Spanish:

If you are not a native speaker like myself, I would suggest you may build up your own local Spanish vocabulary by reading fora, ads etc, here a sample from mine: A pelo – unprotected sex, Cache – sexual act, Caleta – low profile; quiet; hidden, Charapa – girl from Amazonian jungle, Chato – of low height, Chambear – to work, Chibola – young girl, Chola – white / Amerindian mix, Colocha – curly haired; prostitute, Jiróand. Narrow urban street; a lane, Jato – house, Jerma – girlfriend / spouse, Luca – here: Peruvian Sol S /, Morbosa – vicious, wicked, depraved, Ojona – big eyed girl, Salvatrucha – (derogatory) Salvadoran, Soroche – altitude sickness, Sopita – oral sex on woman, Serenazgo – municipal police, Tubo – butt; here: tubera – girl with great butt or A offered, Telo – love hotel, Transformer – transexual, Vale – yes (accepting a proposal), Veneca – Venezuelan girl, Yucas – legs, Zambrano – black / indigenous mix, Zorra – **** etc.

Tourism:

There are two tourist shops in Miraflores: Tourist Information at Kennedy Pje. Juan Figari 117, Miraflores 7 am to 9 pm where you can also get your SIM, and Tourist Information at Larco Av. Jose Larco 799, Miraflores 8 am to 9 pm. Always ask what kind of a brochure they may have hidden under the desk as I got some very good ones, they just ask for your country of origin and write it the journal for the record.

When you visit museums, I would suggest taking guided tours in Spanish for their narrative quality. Clearly visit Larco Herrera Museum [URL]https://www.museolarco.org/en/[/URL].

Av. Simon Bolivar 1515, Pueblo Libre (entrance from Calle Navarra 169).

Daily 9 am to 7 pm. 40 Soles, photos no flash, small bags, backpacks into custody for free.

[URL]https://www.museolarco.org/en/exhibition/erotic-room/[/URL] You can take a 1 hour guided tour for 10 soles extra, but it had not much value in my experience.

The changing of the guard from about 11:55 am to 12:20 pm can be seen from the Plaza Mayor (Plaza de Armas), opposite of Palacio de Gobierno.

Here are my four romantic favorites for summer, should you have a girlfriend consider the following:

Morning in Callao and Palominas Islands, Late Lunch in Playa Punta Hermosa, Sunset at Love's Park to Dinner at Larcomar and Night at Magic Water Circuit.

Morning in Callao and Palominas Islands: Take a ride to Museo Abtao in Callao, Museo Abtao del Callao at Jorge Chavez 120-A open 9:30 am entrance 20 Soles cash only. Then walk or take a short ride to the Yacht Club. Buy a tour to Palomino islands from the Yacht Club by Ecocruseros 11:30 am Mon. Fri, weekends and holidays at 10 am and also during summer at 2:30 pm at 200 soles per person [URL]www.islaspalomino.com.pe[/URL] You can swim with sea lions. (As a stand-up comedy episode, I have never wanted to swim with sea lions. Just imagine you have got your wings and pizza in front of a Super Bowl screen and then the door opens, and you see a group of stinky sea lions who showed up just to chill with you, LOL) There is also an El Cheapo option, a 15 soles Callao bay boat trip from Darsena Pier in Callao.

Late Lunch in Playa Punta Hermosa Beach: take a ride to Playa Punta Hermosa or Playa Punta Rocas at about 100 soles one way. Choose your fish restaurant. Watch for UV.

Sunset at Love's Park to Dinner at Larcomar: Meet at Parque del Amor (Enamorados Park) Love's Park, Mal. Cisneros, Miraflores before the sunset. Consult sunset times here: [URL]www.timeanddate.com/sun/peru/lima[/URL] Then walk along Malecon de la Reserva to Larcomar Mall for a dinner facing the Pacific Ocean.

Night at Magic Water Circuit: Take a ride to Gate 3 of Parque de la Reserva.

26 Parque de la Reserva (Circuito Magico del Agua) Light shows at 19:15, 20:15, 21:10. Re-opened on July 27,2007, with 13 fountains and a Guinness World Record for the highest public fountain at over 80 m tall. Best time to go is right at sunset and stay till dark to see all the lights in full effect in each one of the fountains. The laser show at the Fuente de la Fantasia fountain lasts about 30 minutes. S /5 Daily from 3 pm to 10 pm [URL]https://www.circuitomagicodelagua.com.pe/[/URL].

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[URL]https://cosituc.gob.pe/tarifario/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.cuscoperu.travel/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.machutravelperu.com/[/URL]

Security:

[URL]https://datacrim.inei.gob.pe/panel/mapa[/URL]

[URL]https://especiales.elcomercio.pe/?q=especiales/mapa-del-delito-ecpm/index.html[/URL]

[URL]https://turismo.policia.gob.pe/[/URL] log-in from Peru.

Spanish:

[URL]https://dle.rae.es/[/URL]

[URL]https://diperu.apl.org.pe/[/URL]

Money:

[URL]https://www.mastercard.ca/en-ca/personal/get-support/locate-an-atm.html[/URL]

[URL]https://www.scotiabank.com.pe/Acerca-de/servicios-bancarios/cajeros-automaticos[/URL]

Peru:

[URL]https://www.prensaescrita.com/america/peru.php[/URL]#google_vignette.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/@alsextodiatv/videos[/URL]

Lima:

[URL]https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anexo:Distritos_de_Lima[/URL]

[URL]https://www.openstreetmap.org/[/URL]#map=18/-12.121614/-77.031761.

[URL]https://soho.com.pe/category/entertainment/[/URL]

Tourism:

[URL]https://en.wikivoyage.org/wiki/Lima/Central_Lima[/URL]

[URL]https://www.museolarco.org/en/exhibition/erotic-room/[/URL]

[URL]https://catedraldelima.org.pe/visitanos/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.mali.pe/[/URL]

[URL]https://museopedrodeosma.org/[/URL]

[URL]https://museos.cultura.pe/museos/museo-del-ejercito-fortaleza-real-felipe[/URL]

[URL]https://www.peruhop.com/passes/1-day-tour-from-lima/[/URL]

[URL]https://pachacamac.cultura.pe/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.cruisemapper.com/ports/callao-lima-port-439[/URL]

[URL]https://www.viator.com/en-CA/Lima-tours/Half-day-Tours/d928-g12-c95[/URL]

Ho-tels:

[URL]https://hotelcenturyperu.com/[/URL]

[URL]https://hotelquadrum.com/habitaciones/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/telos_recomiendo/p/CwG5VXyAwpQ/?hl=en&img_index=2[/URL]

Food:

[URL]https://cartas.rclub.pe/tiendas[/URL]

[URL]https://www.metro.pe/[/URL]

Transport:

[URL]https://www.lineauno.pe/[/URL]

[URL]https://corredorazul.pe/[/URL]

Malls:

[URL]https://www.larcomar.com/[/URL]

[URL]https://jockeyplaza.com.pe/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.realplaza.com/centros-comerciales/salaverry/[/URL]

Chongos:

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/sirenitasvipoficial/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/geishas_oficial/[/URL] [URL]https://www.facebook.com/GeishasdeSantaanita[/URL].

Clubs:

[URL]https://espectaculosoho.com/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/69theclub/[/URL]

Fora:

[URL]https://hermanodeleche.com/[/URL]

[URL]https://perutops.com/foro-relax/[/URL]

Online:

[URL]https://www.photokinesiologas.com/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.kinestops.com/[/URL]

[URL]https://prostivedettes.com/[/URL]

[URL]https://vamosdeputas.com/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.kineando.com/[/URL]

[URL]https://kinesiologashot.com/kines/lima-metropolitana[/URL]

[URL]https://m.peruvianvip.com/[/URL]

[URL]https://cucasperu.com/[/URL]

[URL]https://placeresdelperu.com/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.superkines.com/[/URL]

[URL]https://peru.wanuncios.com/[/URL]

[URL]https://mundokinesiologas.com/[/URL]

Saunas:

[URL]https://yingyangspa.com/[/URL]

Final thoughts: With a mild climate, reasonable prices and the same time zone as on the East Coast, I would give Lima 7 out of 10 points, with points deducted for lack of underground transportation, poor beach quality and mostly foreign talent. And we all know where those three are not the issue, right?

[QUOTE=Questner;2986935]Report Peru.

By posting this February report I would like to contribute my 2 soles to the cause. After all, in Lima 1. 5 soles buys you a weekly edition of a pornographic leaflet called Polvaz or Great Fuck. You can get it at streetcorner news kiosk. Just lean in and ask a vendor with a lecherous smile and he will procure it de profundi.

First things first. I have to deal with a perennial issue of talking Schwab and ATMs. It's simple. Use Bank de la Nacion and it's MultiRed ATM's. You can withdraw maximum 400 soles however without any fee. Scotiabank charges 24 soles on 400 soles withdrawal and BCP 36 soles on 700 soles withdrawal. Unless cash is only option I used my credit card everywhere.

I would like to thank among others the recent contributors to the thread: TomJackin, CoffeeMat, Jack Jericho and Tnfsh217.

My record in Lima is incidental. I don't live in Lima. By all means, I am no expert on the place.

Going in February paid off well. I got lush green hills and almost no tourists in Cuzco and balmy summer weather in Lima.

[URL]https://www.lima-airport.com/[/URL] Yes, there is free WiFi at Lima Airport (Jorge Chavez International Airport). It is available throughout the airport, including in the public areas and in the restricted waiting areas. To connect to the free WIFI, simply select the network called FreeAeropuertoGTD. No password is required. In my case the immigration and customs took almost an hour. Hopefully, a new terminal will help soon in easing congestion. You can use [URL]https://www.airportexpresslima.com/[/URL] to transfer to Miraflores at a cost of 15 soles. I took a taxi for 60 soles.

Note on transportation: Lima is one of the few large capitals in the world (like Nairobi or Belgrade) without underground metro. Public buses have multiple stops, and you risk a stampede during rush hours. You can use an app like Uber or Cabify. To pay cash they ask for DNI or local ID which you don't have. Since I have an unresolved issue with Uber I used taxis everywhere. Usually, it's easier and cheaper to get out of Miraflores than return. In many cases drivers don't want to leave their area and take longer trips. Try to use a dedicated secure taxi service or ask the venue for a secure service. Here one with consistent low rates and great vehicles: [URL]https://3555555satelital.com/[/URL] Drivers put on aircon and nice oldies on 88.3 FM Radio Magica: [URL]https://www.oigo.com/magica/radioenvivo/[/URL] . Taxis have an extra yellow plaque with 3 letters and 3 numbers and usually are black or yellow vehicles. They have never heard of Turkmenistan where all the vehicles are white by law. If need a dedicated driver message me. A tip: in case you are in a situation no driver wants to take you back; ask how far they can take you to some busy commercial area towards your address and then take the second service back home from that area. During rush hour traffic is slower than bicycles, so where walking takes an hour, driving may take 45 minutes. Take security seriously as criminals regularly use fake or stolen vehicles.

Out of 46 districts of Lima with the exception of Villa de Salvador the northern and eastern districts are most problematic with SJL San Juan de Lurigancho is the most troublesome. Others include Ate, Ancon, Caraballo, Comas, Independencia, LOS Olivos, Lurigancho-Chosica, Puente Piedra, Rimac, San Martin de Porres, Santa Rosa and Ventanilla (Callao).

I used Sumaq Lounge on my way back and can highly recommend it. Opening Hours 24 hours daily. Location International Terminal International Departure Level 2 Near Boarding Gate 17 Airside. After security check, the lounge is in front of gate 17, on the left side. - 3 hours max stay. You can pick up a bottle of pisco here:

[URL]https://www.aeliadutyfree.pe/lima/en/catalogsearch/result/?q=pisco[/URL]

[URL]https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pisco_del_Per[/URL].

I stayed in an aparthotel in Miraflores near Kennedy Park. There are some nice areas in Barranco, San Isidro, competitive areas in Lince etc but you should have clear reason why to choose other areas. By no means should you even entertain the idea of staying in the north closer to chongos. I used the following supermarket nearby: Metro see. Schell 250, Miraflores, open 8 am to 11 pm. By some weird reason the supermarket won't sell you large single bottles of beer unless you first deposit an empty bottle. The last time I recall such experiment was in 1983.

Beer: I can recommend Cerveza Pilsen Callao, Cusquena Dorada and Cusquena Negra, see: [URL]https://www.backus.pe/cervezas-y-bebidas[/URL] Av. Petit Thouars in Miraflores is where you can find handicrafts stores.

Basically, in Lima you can visit brothels or chongos, see street action, visit night clubs, seek paid companionship online, visit massage parlours legal and illegal, visit saunas and explore Seeking and other social apps if you have longer time. I will post here a sample of mostly what I have visited. There are many other options which you can map for yourself by watching youtube videos or reading local fora.

Let's start with street action in Lima:

Street action at Parque Kennedy and Pizza Alley can be described as they say 'muy pessimo'. Usually, I got not more than one solicitation per night including one from a 'modern woman' and the quality was depressive. The first venue you may check out are the benches on calle Virgen Milagrosa near Parroquia La Virgen Milagrosa. Remember, you are 'parroquiano' or parishioner and girls are 'monjas' or nuns. The second venue are the benches near Diagonal Live Music bar (3rd floor Benavides 340-378 THU, FRI, SAT from 6 pm). The bar itself is dark and uninviting, and I saw only a couple of girls there nothing to report about. I saw one doable mature girl at Wahios Bar on Calle Berlin, but she was accompanied by her client or her pimp, hard to say.

Touts at both ends of Calle San Ramon promise discounts on entry fees to clubs and a ride likely at the cost of bumped up drink prices: Suites de Barranco at Av. Repblica de Panam 140, Barranco and Club Venecia at Av Nicols Arriola 177, La Victoria and Harem Club, Social club Av. P. de la Repblica 4947, Surquillo.

Street action in Zepita:

Usual rates there are 50 soles for 20 minutes plus 20 soles for a 'telo' or hotel. From Plaza San Martin the walk to Plaza dos de Mayo is about 15 min. You can follow the loop from intersection of Ave. Nicolas de Pierola and Jiron Chancay to Plaza dos de Mayo, then south on Ave Alfonso Ugarte to Jiron Zepita until the intersection with Jiron Chancay. Check out the following streets within the loop: Pje. Penaloza, Jiron Canete, Pje. Larrabure. (I'm omitting Spanish symbols, look up the map near Plaza dos de Mayo. Even with right spelling google may redirect you into a wrong area). Nearby there are many shops selling musical instruments. Any questions from LE and you can tell you've just visited a nearby Museo Nacional de la Cultura Peruana and now would like to buy a nice guitar. Don't expect here much quality, it's the old red-light district catering to locals at bottom prices.

Street action around Risso Mall in Lince: The mall is at Av. Arequipa 2097, Lince 15046. There is a cinema there, and a benches area near MacDonald's is where you can strike a conversation if you wish. Check out the following block between Av. Arequipa Jiron Risso Petit Thouars Jose Bernardo Alcedo from 5 pm to 10 pm. Girls usually congregate in groups and often dress in pink and white, for example white mini skirt and pink top. Given the recent turf struggle between the locals and Venezuelans the mayor started a public works project on Calle Alcedo, where all short-term hotels are located. So, the word 'polvo' reverted to its original meaning. I took a girl into Hotel Astoria, Jos Bernardo Alcedo 230, Lince. The hotel was 50 soles for half an hour. My young Botero-esque Caraquenian took 150 soles. She was well lubricated, so at the end I used the preferable position for such cases, a reverse missionary when she was on her stomach with legs closed. She quoted 100 soles more for extras and sent her photos later to my WA.

You can also check out these three areas for street action:

A) Streets near Centro Comercial La Rambla at Av. Javier Prado Este 2010, San Borja [URL]https://larambla.pe/[/URL] and near Rustica at Av. Aviaciand 2482, San Borja.

B) Jr. S. A. Salaverry and near hotels Caribbean, Asturia and on Calle LOS Andes near Megaplaza Mall [URL]www.megaplaza.com.pe/independencia[/URL] Av. Alfredo Mendiola 3698, Independencia.

Urbanizacion Industrial Panamericana Norte San Martand de Porres.

C) Along Av. Tomas Valle near Plaza Norte, plazanorte. Pe / Plaza Norte Shopping Mall Pan-American Highway North, Av. Toms Valle, Independencia 15311 (Urbanizacion Fiori Industrial SMP).

Chongos are legal organized brothels with clear set rules and affordable prices that cater to locals. Locals often use minibuses which bring them for 4-5 soles to the destination. All of them are far away. Do not walk or bike there, don't contemplate staying nearby.

Trocadero is the oldest in the country, maybe about 60 years old. It's a must visit just to show respect for the venue. Remember, generations of Peruvians spent both their adolescence and old age there. Trocadero is in Callao at Av. Nestor Gambetta 318, Callao. The regular entrance is 15 soles and girls charge 40 to 50 soles for 15 to 20 minutes. Trocadero is open 2 pm to midnight daily.

Rules: no hats, no cameras, although I saw a few dudes wearing caps. There are two entrances to the facility. I entered from Nestor Gambetta 354, from the side of Planta Quintia and paid only 10 soles. The layout of the chongo resembles a prison cell block with 1 storey building followed by 2 storey building. The lightning is red light like on submarines. You can buy drinks and seat in the area between two opposite walls with numbered doors. There is also a show podium. I got a bit early so decided to chill and observe. One of the milfs took 3 customers within 1 hour and her door literally didn't close. Then at some time a weird thing happened. The ghost of Marlon Brando materialized. He, the ghost, had a backpack, was dressed in heavy winter clothes and looked like he just stepped out of the freezer. He didn't take a seat, didn't take a drink or talk to girls. He was just standing near the wall drawn as if in greenish greyish palette in red lighting of the chongo. Then he just walked away. I took a mamacita from Valledupar, Colombia at 40 soles. Chongos are in a way a high-pressure environment when often you have to choose fast. Too often I realized that my dick was on his own schedule and his own agenda, different from its master. I am at the age of a man that fancies two groups of legal age: girls that might be of age of my daughters and girls that might be of age of my granddaughters. I want them slim and gracious, but my dick wants them buxom and intense.

Eventually I developed my local Lima Connection that runs a black book and deliver on whatever peculiar wish.

Las Serenitas (Crda. 50 de Gerardo Unger, LOS Olivos) is likely the best chongo today. The entrance is 50 metres south from drivers parking. It's a must visit. Some very hot girls can be found here, and they take pride of what they do. The layout is the same 2 storey prison type block. The club runs regular shows. Talked to a great Ecuadorian, then stepped aside only to realize later I missed Gabriela by waiting near the wrong door. So, you realize why locals write door numbers and names on local online boards and why many prefer quality of service over looks. The whole scene of the chongo is just bizarre. It resembles a buzzing hive with hordes of men swinging like dervishes between the floors and the doors and corridors, some mumbling mantras, others working on offers girl don't want to take. There are very many very young guys, much more than older guys. In many cases taking half a second decision to take a hot girl may be too late, as it should have been done in a quarter of a second. When you walk along a corridor you realize quite fast that you may miss many girls on a shift and never see them because they would be always occupied. I took a spinner from Guayaquil, Ecuador for 50 soles and she did a perfect girl on top which is a position I rarely do. By the way ask girls for photos behind the closed doors, most obliged for free or for a tip. The funny thing is that the chongo has all kind of legally right stickers on its walls, from an invitation to call 1818 and denounce, to spray your dick to sanitize it stickers, to a sticker of Miluska Vida why Dignidad A. See ([URL]https://www.nswp.org/members/latin-america/miluska-vida-y-dignidad-ac[/URL]). If Las Serenitas was not enough, this one is nearby: La Colmena at Calle LOS Taladros 193, San Martand de Porres.

Clinica del Corazon at Av. Portada del Sol 864, Urb. Zarate Lima. Lima - San Juan de Lurigancho.

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/clinicadelcorazonoficial/[/URL] is the newest chongo worth visiting. Rooms are named 'Consultorio' and the bar 'Barmacia'. I have expected girls dressed like nurses with stethoscopes etc but alas. The joint has a tv screen at the entrance with names, rooms and nationalities at the present shift posted. However, you can't take photos. Writing gets girls spooked and I got a warning from security. One of the guards looked like Jaws from 007 franchise. Took an assertive girl from Valencia, Venezuela for 50 soles and tipped her so she can buy her a beer at the bar. All prices for water, beer at chongos are reasonable.

Spanish:

If you are not a native speaker like myself, I would suggest you may build up your own local Spanish vocabulary by reading fora, ads etc, here a sample from mine: A pelo unprotected sex, Cache sexual act, Caleta low profile; quiet; hidden, Charapa girl from Amazonian jungle, Chato of low height, Chambear to work, Chibola young girl, Chola white / Amerindian mix, Colocha curly haired; prostitute, Jirand. Narrow urban street; a lane, Jato house, Jerma girlfriend / spouse, Luca here: Peruvian Sol S /, Morbosa vicious, wicked, depraved, Ojona big eyed girl, Salvatrucha (derogatory) Salvadoran, Soroche altitude sickness, Sopita oral sex on woman, Serenazgo municipal police, Tubo butt; here: tubera girl with great butt or A offered, Telo love hotel, Transformer transexual, Vale yes (accepting a proposal), Veneca Venezuelan girl, Yucas legs, Zambrano black / indigenous mix, Zorra **** etc.

Tourism:

There are two tourist shops in Miraflores: Tourist Information at Kennedy Pje. Juan Figari 117, Miraflores 7 am to 9 pm where you can also get your SIM, and Tourist Information at Larco Av. Jose Larco 799, Miraflores 8 am to 9 pm. Always ask what kind of a brochure they may have hidden under the desk as I got some very good ones, they just ask for your country of origin and write it the journal for the record.

When you visit museums, I would suggest taking guided tours in Spanish for their narrative quality. Clearly visit Larco Herrera Museum [URL]https://www.museolarco.org/en/[/URL].

Av. Simon Bolivar 1515, Pueblo Libre (entrance from Calle Navarra 169).

Daily 9 am to 7 pm. 40 Soles, photos no flash, small bags, backpacks into custody for free.

[URL]https://www.museolarco.org/en/exhibition/erotic-room/[/URL] You can take a 1 hour guided tour for 10 soles extra, but it had not much value in my experience.

The changing of the guard from about 11:55 am to 12:20 pm can be seen from the Plaza Mayor (Plaza de Armas), opposite of Palacio de Gobierno.

Here are my four romantic favorites for summer, should you have a girlfriend consider the following:

Morning in Callao and Palominas Islands, Late Lunch in Playa Punta Hermosa, Sunset at Love's Park to Dinner at Larcomar and Night at Magic Water Circuit.

Morning in Callao and Palominas Islands: Take a ride to Museo Abtao in Callao, Museo Abtao del Callao at Jorge Chavez 120-A open 9:30 am entrance 20 Soles cash only. Then walk or take a short ride to the Yacht Club. Buy a tour to Palomino islands from the Yacht Club by Ecocruseros 11:30 am Mon. Fri, weekends and holidays at 10 am and also during summer at 2:30 pm at 200 soles per person [URL]www.islaspalomino.com.pe[/URL] You can swim with sea lions. (As a stand-up comedy episode, I have never wanted to swim with sea lions. Just imagine you have got your wings and pizza in front of a Super Bowl screen and then the door opens, and you see a group of stinky sea lions who showed up just to chill with you, LOL) There is also an El Cheapo option, a 15 soles Callao bay boat trip from Darsena Pier in Callao.

Late Lunch in Playa Punta Hermosa Beach: take a ride to Playa Punta Hermosa or Playa Punta Rocas at about 100 soles one way. Choose your fish restaurant. Watch for UV.

Sunset at Love's Park to Dinner at Larcomar: Meet at Parque del Amor (Enamorados Park) Love's Park, Mal. Cisneros, Miraflores before the sunset. Consult sunset times here: [URL]www.timeanddate.com/sun/peru/lima[/URL] Then walk along Malecon de la Reserva to Larcomar Mall for a dinner facing the Pacific Ocean.

Night at Magic Water Circuit: Take a ride to Gate 3 of Parque de la Reserva.

26 Parque de la Reserva (Circuito Magico del Agua) Light shows at 19:15, 20:15, 21:10. Re-opened on July 27,2007, with 13 fountains and a Guinness World Record for the highest public fountain at over 80 m tall. Best time to go is right at sunset and stay till dark to see all the lights in full effect in each one of the fountains. The laser show at the Fuente de la Fantasia fountain lasts about 30 minutes. S /5 Daily from 3 pm to 10 pm [URL]https://www.circuitomagicodelagua.com.pe/[/URL].

Link dump:

Peru:

[URL]https://www.peru.travel/es[/URL]

[URL]https://www.peru.travel/en/useful-data/iperu[/URL]

[URL]https://www.bcrp.gob.pe/[/URL] Exchange rates.

[URL]https://www.latamairlines.com/pe/es[/URL]

[URL]https://peruandestop.com/public/en[/URL]

Cusco:

[URL]https://www.cuscoperu.com/es/[/URL]

[URL]https://cosituc.gob.pe/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.cusconative.com[/URL]

[URL]https://tuboleto.cultura.pe/llaqta_machupicchu[/URL]

[URL]https://www.machupicchu.gob.pe/[/URL]

[URL]https://cosituc.gob.pe/tarifario/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.cuscoperu.travel/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.machutravelperu.com/[/URL]

Security:

[URL]https://datacrim.inei.gob.pe/panel/mapa[/URL]

[URL]https://especiales.elcomercio.pe/?q=especiales/mapa-del-delito-ecpm/index.html[/URL]

[URL]https://turismo.policia.gob.pe/[/URL] log-in from Peru.

Spanish:

[URL]https://dle.rae.es/[/URL]

[URL]https://diperu.apl.org.pe/[/URL]

Money:

[URL]https://www.mastercard.ca/en-ca/personal/get-support/locate-an-atm.html[/URL]

[URL]https://www.scotiabank.com.pe/Acerca-de/servicios-bancarios/cajeros-automaticos[/URL]

Peru:

[URL]https://www.prensaescrita.com/america/peru.php[/URL]#google_vignette.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/@alsextodiatv/videos[/URL]

Lima:

[URL]https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anexo:Distritos_de_Lima[/URL]

[URL]https://www.openstreetmap.org/[/URL]#map=18/-12.121614/-77.031761.

[URL]https://soho.com.pe/category/entertainment/[/URL]

Tourism:

[URL]https://en.wikivoyage.org/wiki/Lima/Central_Lima[/URL]

[URL]https://www.museolarco.org/en/exhibition/erotic-room/[/URL]

[URL]https://catedraldelima.org.pe/visitanos/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.mali.pe/[/URL]

[URL]https://museopedrodeosma.org/[/URL]

[URL]https://museos.cultura.pe/museos/museo-del-ejercito-fortaleza-real-felipe[/URL]

[URL]https://www.peruhop.com/passes/1-day-tour-from-lima/[/URL]

[URL]https://pachacamac.cultura.pe/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.cruisemapper.com/ports/callao-lima-port-439[/URL]

[URL]https://www.viator.com/en-CA/Lima-tours/Half-day-Tours/d928-g12-c95[/URL]

Ho-tels:

[URL]https://hotelcenturyperu.com/[/URL]

[URL]https://hotelquadrum.com/habitaciones/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/telos_recomiendo/p/CwG5VXyAwpQ/?hl=en&img_index=2[/URL]

Food:

[URL]https://cartas.rclub.pe/tiendas[/URL]

[URL]https://www.metro.pe/[/URL]

Transport:

[URL]https://www.lineauno.pe/[/URL]

[URL]https://corredorazul.pe/[/URL]

Malls:

[URL]https://www.larcomar.com/[/URL]

[URL]https://jockeyplaza.com.pe/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.realplaza.com/centros-comerciales/salaverry/[/URL]

Chongos:

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/sirenitasvipoficial/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/geishas_oficial/[/URL] [URL]https://www.facebook.com/GeishasdeSantaanita[/URL].

Clubs:

[URL]https://espectaculosoho.com/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/69theclub/[/URL]

Fora:

[URL]https://hermanodeleche.com/[/URL]

[URL]https://perutops.com/foro-relax/[/URL]

Online:

[URL]https://www.photokinesiologas.com/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.kinestops.com/[/URL]

[URL]https://prostivedettes.com/[/URL]

[URL]https://vamosdeputas.com/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.kineando.com/[/URL]

[URL]https://kinesiologashot.com/kines/lima-metropolitana[/URL]

[URL]https://m.peruvianvip.com/[/URL]

[URL]https://cucasperu.com/[/URL]

[URL]https://placeresdelperu.com/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.superkines.com/[/URL]

[URL]https://peru.wanuncios.com/[/URL]

[URL]https://mundokinesiologas.com/[/URL]

Saunas:

[URL]https://yingyangspa.com/[/URL]

Final thoughts: With a mild climate, reasonable prices and the same time zone as on the East Coast, I would give Lima 7 out of 10 points, with points deducted for lack of underground transportation, poor beach quality and mostly foreign talent. And we all know where those three are not the issue, right?[/QUOTE]Wow, a thoroughly comprehensive report. I will add that beware when you are taking airportexpresslima bus from the airport to Miraflores. The bus pickup up point is actually in the parking lot a short walking distance to the terminal. From the terminal another building blocks the view, so you cannot see the bus from the terminal. We got accosted by a man in uniform claiming to be with airport security as we were walking to the bus. He tried to direct our attention to the bus and tried to take my wife's carry on in the guise of helping her with it. We refuse to have anything to do with him, and we got to the bus, he was still with us and asked for a tip. We told him to fuck off. Other then that, the bus service was efficient and comfortable.

In Lima, I booked a session with Melody Masajista as an incall. She is smoking hot, and we ended up having a threesome with my wife. She is well reviewed here. And have mentioned that she has another girlfriend. So, threesomes could be on the menu too. We will be hooking up with her again the next time we are in Lima.

[QUOTE=HiddenEye;2986916]Hotels in Lince I used charged for the day, that gave me the chance to bring one companion. When I brought the second companion of the day, they made another reservation and I had to make another payment.[/QUOTE]Thanks for this; that's good to know.

I've watched a few street videos around Lince, Zepita and Norte; tbf the quality of women doesn't look bad at all.

I'm intrigued by Las Sirenitas; I'll definitely try it out.

[QUOTE=AngmoLover;2987023]In Lima, I booked a session with Melody Masajista as an incall. She is smoking hot, and we ended up having a threesome with my wife. She is well reviewed here. And have mentioned that she has another girlfriend. So, threesomes could be on the menu too. We will be hooking up with her again the next time we are in Lima.[/QUOTE]I' ve seen her reviewed here, is there a link to her site? I may have overlooked the info if it was posted. Theres alot of info on this forum. Sounds like a great experience.

Hello Mongers of the world.

FIrst off thank you-thank you to all for your contributions and questions. A wealth of information. I am looking for a reasonable location or place wherein they would exchange dollars to soles upon arrival to Lima?

I know that probably the worst rates are in the airport.

ANy intel on where in Lima / Miraflores would be a trusted and reasonable shop to exchange cash?

Thank you in advance.

Hi guys,

Will be in Lima in a couple of weeks and looking for a chica friendly hotel in Miraflores. I know this topic has come up previously in the forum. One poster said that the IBIS hotel was definitely not chica friendly. Another poster said that most higher end hotels should be ok with multiple guests. That's a little hard to believe though. Even if true, I don't want to go too high end, keeping it under $80 per night if possible. Thanks in advance for any suggestions.