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[QUOTE=JabberWock;1992846]Have you ever looked for Cialis, or a generic?[/QUOTE]There is no such thing as actual generic Cialis yet. There is Indian knock-off Cialis. But whatever they sell in Tijuana is next to useless. There have been really mixed reviews about it. My experience is that it did absolutely nothing. Stick with the Indian mail-order stuff.
1) Do you seek permission by the look in her eye before proceeding or 2) Grope first, then tip but risk getting kicked in the jewels if it was unwanted or 3) Hold the tip in one hand and grope with the other hand or 4) Hold the tip in the hand that is doing the grope or 5) give her the tip then proceed to grope and what part of the body can you touch and how long can you grope for?
Thanks in advance.
[QUOTE=EagleRoamer;1993023]1) Do you seek permission by the look in her eye before proceeding or 2) Grope first, then tip but risk getting kicked in the jewels if it was unwanted or 3) Hold the tip in one hand and grope with the other hand or 4) Hold the tip in the hand that is doing the grope or 5) give her the tip then proceed to grope and what part of the body can you touch and how long can you grope for?
Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]#2 for chicas walking, standing or sitting in HK.
#3 for dancers during their stripping routines. Dancers will move away when they feel you gotten your tip's worth.
[QUOTE=TomTomTomTom;1992992]Long story so I will make the boring parts short.
In SD for conference.
Stayed in Rat hotel by border (not bad, shit free breakfast).
Left on foot at 6 pm.
Cashed $50 to peso at end of the train line.
No line getting in.
Mex dude in cop uniform looked at my passport and grunted at me to keep walking.
No stamp.
Nodded the the 2 army guys with rifles.
Past the poached taxis.
Turned right at that street and went towards over pass.
Offered an old taxi drive "Honk Kong, $5?
In I go.
He talked about HK girls being number 1 with "no plastic boobs!
I agreed.
5 min later, drop off across the street from HK.
Do a lap around block.
18-30-something girls in skirts. 90+% had that pouch tummy thing. Meh.
Passed on the street food.
Looped around to HK, got a pat down and went in.
Handed them a B1 G1 Free beer coupon I printed from their site.
I signed it and went it.
There were 60+ girls. All bangable. All but about 5.
Had my 2 beers. The hottest rarely came down off the stages. The hot ones on the floor where nose deep in their Iphones.
Nothing got me going.
There was this small small chest girl who looked super chill and wore a loose fitting rag like top near the middle of the bar. Who is she? She probably we up stairs 4 times while I was there. Hot.
I got bored (crazy I know).
Went to 2 other places next door. Fatter older girls and lost of locals. Mexican music and strobe lights. Trippy.
Ate are Azul. Yum. 160 peso for dinner.
Back to HK.
Another beer and a vodka something.
I saw, in order, dildo stage bang, black dildo on saw-zaw bang, shaving cream slip and slide (one dude was tricked to get on stage, do not do that) then bar guy lit the stage on fire (for real).
Still, girls in phone. Hottest on stage. I don't really like fake boobs (I know, not a real problem).
Was walking down the ramp and got stopped by 2 girls.
Taller was 140 lbs be cup, 6/10 neat and clean looking.
Shorter was 110 B cup 7/10 tighter neat and clean.
Taller came right out and said "You bang both of us $175 total".
I said no.
They said please!
I said, well OK.
Up I go.
$32 for the room. Including condoms and towels.
Cold showers x 3, one at a time.
On the bed, each girl had a ball in their mouth. Wow.
Taller got on top while other ran nails on my as I happily ate booby snacks.
15 min of cowgirl.
Taller girl gets off. Takes off condom.
Puts new on on.
Smaller starts to get on top. I scoop her up and bang her while walking to the end of bed.
She is on the bed, I'm standing, taller girls is sucking my nips and scratching my butt (in a cool way).
I go loco for 15 min.
I'm done.
They ask for a second round. I decline. Condoms kill that for me. Might try magic Viagra next time in mini dose.
Showers, robes, stairs, kisses.
Goto front deck with ride to line coupon. They did write my name down in their book from my DL. I don't like that. Worth $5 to me to be nameless. (They did get my name way wrong).
Grumpy driver.
Get to line at 10:15 pm. No line at all.
Walk to hotel in my boots.
Sleep until 9:00, get up and eat a crappy free breakfast.
Next time, bang a hotter girl, try Viagra, beer-bang-dinner-beer-bang-home.
Thanks to everyone on ISG. X2 for Cap't. Loads of helpful info!
Wonder if I can get an STI while using condoms? What are the odds?
I will be back at the end of March![/QUOTE]Tquad, great report especially about the threesome, tried it a few times but just doesn't do it for me.
TTM.
[QUOTE=EagleRoamer;1993023]1) Do you seek permission by the look in her eye before proceeding or 2) Grope first, then tip but risk getting kicked in the jewels if it was unwanted or 3) Hold the tip in one hand and grope with the other hand or 4) Hold the tip in the hand that is doing the grope or 5) give her the tip then proceed to grope and what part of the body can you touch and how long can you grope for?
Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Groping is wanted because a tip is expected. Don't touch boobs or ass as you pass without tipping. I've had the waiters put my hands on their tits and tell me to grope them when they are sitting with me. In Tijuana payment for anything is normally afterwards. HK may look and feel like the US but touching is allowed and actually encouraged as it leads to upstairs.
OK, I've never been to Tijuana before. I'm from the PNW area and will be visiting friends in the LA area. After reading page to page, you guys seem to recommend to park in the US side border area and take a cab to HK. Would it be inconvenient to just drive across the border and find a parking in the HK area? Does HK have dedicated parking lots? Or is it unsafe to park in the neighborhood? TIA.
Can you provide info on the Indian knock-off Cialis you're referring to?
[QUOTE=Phordphan;1992993]There is no such thing as actual generic Cialis yet. There is Indian knock-off Cialis. But whatever they sell in Tijuana is next to useless. There have been really mixed reviews about it. My experience is that it did absolutely nothing. Stick with the Indian mail-order stuff.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Come47;1993370]OK, I've never been to Tijuana before. I'm from the PNW area and will be visiting friends in the LA area. After reading page to page, you guys seem to recommend to park in the US side border area and take a cab to HK. Would it be inconvenient to just drive across the border and find a parking in the HK area?[/QUOTE]No, only the inconvenience and cost of buying daily Mexican auto insurance. Most auto insurance policies sold in the US to auto owners & drivers contain specific language stating that the insurance coverage does not extend to operating the car in Mexico.
If you were at fault for an accident that occurred in Mexico, without auto insurance coverage, you can be taken to jail and held there until you can show ability to pay for all damages to all relevant parties.
[QUOTE=Come47;1993370]Does HK have dedicated parking lots? Or is it unsafe to park in the neighborhood? TIA.[/QUOTE]There are parking lots about 1/2 block from HK in any direction you wish to walk. Street parking in or near LZ (and many other parts of Tijuana) is very risky regarding break-ins and theft. The reimbursement for parking to holders of their HK VIP Platinum Cards require parking in specific lots, not all the lots near HK.
[QUOTE=Come47;1993370]OK, I've never been to Tijuana before. I'm from the PNW area and will be visiting friends in the LA area. After reading page to page, you guys seem to recommend to park in the US side border area and take a cab to HK. Would it be inconvenient to just drive across the border and find a parking in the HK area? Does HK have dedicated parking lots? Or is it unsafe to park in the neighborhood? TIA.[/QUOTE]Welcome to these boards, as you see they are full of information.
Others may differ but my routine is that I 99% of the time park at the border, the parking lot behind the Jack in the Box, you can't miss it, then make my way through Mexican customs area, a short 7 minute walk from the parking lot, now be sure to bring your US passport, once you get through proceed along the walkway until you see the yellow taxi cabs, confirm with the taxi driver that for $5 dollars he will take you to HK club, and bamm your there, it is a short 10 minute ride from the border to the door steps of HK.
Have fun and please report back your experiences. Don't forget your passport as its needed for both walk over entry and mandatory when you return either by foot or car.
TTM.
P.S. , yes many do drive across and HK has a parking lot called Pepes or something like that that charges and once you park hop onto their buggy and they will drive you around the corner to the doors of HK.
[QUOTE=Come47;1993370]OK, I've never been to Tijuana before. I'm from the PNW area and will be visiting friends in the LA area. After reading page to page, you guys seem to recommend to park in the US side border area and take a cab to HK. Would it be inconvenient to just drive across the border and find a parking in the HK area? Does HK have dedicated parking lots? Or is it unsafe to park in the neighborhood? TIA.[/QUOTE]Unless you are familiar with driving in countries where traffic rules are more guidelines and suggestions, I suggest not driving your first time here. Especially at night. However, to answer your questions:
There is close-by guarded parking. It's cheap. The neighborhood is sketchy but the trip to the lot is OK and IIRC they have a cart to ferry you back and forth.
However, there are some things to consider. First, many vets avoid driving in this area because of the perceived propensity of the Tijuana cops to jack cars with foreign plates due to the increased likelihood of DUI and increased bribes. This may or may not be accurate (I happen to think it is). Second, make sure your insurance covers you in Mexico. If not, you must buy a policy at any of the places off the 5 freeway. Take the Via San Ysidro exit. Or buy online. Third, and most important for most, is the time involved in returning to the USA. Depending on what day of the week, and what time you choose to cross, be prepared to spend any amount of time, up to and including 3 hours in line. If you have a SENTRI card and an approved vehicle than you'll be fine and none of this applies, but they we wouldn't be having this conversation.
So, if you must drive in, factor in the above and let us know how it goes for you. BTW, most of the guys who post here who also drive have SENTRI on their car. Very few, if any, who do not have SENTRI on their car drive in.
[QUOTE=MrRussell;1993374]Can you provide info on the Indian knock-off Cialis you're referring to?[/QUOTE]It goes under several names. The one I use is called Tadacip 20. The 20 means 20 MG tablets. Google around and you'll find it and several others. India basically has no reverse-engineering laws, so they reverse engineer these meds and sell them cheap.
I use a particular on-line pharmacy. PM me and I'll give you the particulars if you want them.
It's possible that HK's "secure" parking area just burned to a crisp. I'm not presently in the zona, so I can't confirm, but there was a big fire in the Zona this morning, and the rumor mill said it was either in or very near to HK's parking lot. Maybe someone who was in Tijuana today can confirm.
[QUOTE=Phordphan;1993579]Unless you are familiar with driving in countries where traffic rules are more guidelines and suggestions, I suggest not driving your first time here. Especially at night. However, to answer your questions:
There is close-by guarded parking. It's cheap. The neighborhood is sketchy but the trip to the lot is OK and IIRC they have a cart to ferry you back and forth.
However, there are some things to consider. First, many vets avoid driving in this area because of the perceived propensity of the Tijuana cops to jack cars with foreign plates due to the increased likelihood of DUI and increased bribes. This may or may not be accurate (I happen to think it is). Second, make sure your insurance covers you in Mexico. If not, you must buy a policy at any of the places off the 5 freeway. Take the Via San Ysidro exit. Or buy online. Third, and most important for most, is the time involved in returning to the USA. Depending on what day of the week, and what time you choose to cross, be prepared to spend any amount of time, up to and including 3 hours in line. If you have a SENTRI card and an approved vehicle than you'll be fine and none of this applies, but they we wouldn't be having this conversation.
So, if you must drive in, factor in the above and let us know how it goes for you. BTW, most of the guys who post here who also drive have SENTRI on their car. Very few, if any, who do not have SENTRI on their car drive in.[/QUOTE]
I'm a lurker here, and after reading other reports for the last couple of months I decided to make my first day trip from LOS Angeles. I left around noon and finally got to the border area around 2:30 pm with light traffic. I made an impulse decision to park by the outlet center parking close to McDonalds, since I didn't plan on staying the night. I know it's risky getting towed and it's only around $7 parking, but my inherent cheapness won out and I read that the entrance back to the US was right next to the Outlet center anyway.
After about a 10 min walk I got to the border no problem, walked through and took a $5 taxi to the Hong Kong Club. It was about 3:15 and there were about 20 girls in the club. After a beer, I got hungry and so I thought I'd go into town and walk around Ave Revolucion which wasn't difficult to find. I found a taco restaurant and grill and did some nice walking, enjoying the buying power of the dollar. I found a liquor store and bought a nice big bottle of tequila for about $20.
Came back to Hong Kong Club, around 6:30 pm and the place was more full with people. There was a 2 girl show complete with dildos and dulce flavored syrup they used to lick off each other which was wild. In the back they had another 2 girl show going on stage with soap and bubbles. I walked around and this blonde girl standing on the stairs smiled at me and continued to smile as I walked on by. I asked her if she wanted a drink and she eagerly accepted.
We sat down at a table and she ordered a small cherry drink and told me her name was Katelyn. This is where I messed up. The waiter said it was $4 and I gave him 500 pesos. He came back with change, and for some reason I thought it was like $5-6 being distracted by her and told him to keep it. Later on I realized I just gave him a $21 tip! Oops!
Katelyn and I got cozy with each other and she quickly brought up having sex. She was very cute, looked to be about 21, very petite with a nice ass. I asked how much and she said $80. I told her ok and off we went.
So here's the total I spent: $1 tip for doorman on way out, $18 for hotel room for 30 min (includes condom and lubricant), $80 for Katelyn, $2 tip for cleaning staff. I actually ended up giving her an extra $10 since I paid in Pesos and Dollars but whatever. It was a nice tip.
She was really sweet and provided a nice experience. She said she'd only been in Tijuana for a month. No kissing on the mouth, and she didn't like fingers near her pussy, She started off on top and we moved to missionary and doggie. Would probably repeat if I saw her again. She didn't take a shower before sex, which I thought was standard procedure from other reports, but took a shower after, as did I. Overall, a very sweet girl. She also wears braces.
Afterwards, we walked back to the club and said goodbye. I retrieved my backpack from the front ($2) and got a taxi back to the border. Walked through no problem and as planned with no line, and walked back to my car. Since it does indeed take you right to the outlet it was a very short walk though the stores and to my car. It was about 8:30 pm so there were still plenty of cars around. I think it's a safe, decent place to park if you know it's only a day trip, but if you'll stay overnight it's not worth worrying if your car will be towed.
[QUOTE=Mindbender;1993606]Came back to Hong Kong Club, around 6:30 pm and the place was more full with people. There was a 2 girl show complete with dildos and dulce flavored syrup they used to lick off each other which was wild. In the back they had another 2 girl show going on stage with soap and bubbles. I walked around and this blonde girl standing on the stairs smiled at me and continued to smile as I walked on by. I asked her if she wanted a drink and she eagerly accepted.
We sat down at a table and she ordered a small cherry drink and told me her name was Katelyn. This is where I messed up. The waiter said it was $4 and I gave him 500 pesos. He came back with change, and for some reason I thought it was like $5-6 being distracted by her and told him to keep it. Later on I realized I just gave him a $21 tip! Oops![/QUOTE]I believe ficha drinks in HK currently cost $9 or around 157 pesos.
It is possible that the HK mesro's change amount in pesos (offered to you from his tray) was far less than 343 pesos since a common trick in HK (& other Revo & LZ bars) is to short your change, expecting you to be too stupid or too drunk to notice. I wouldn't be surprised if the amount of change offered to you looked more like the amount of an appropriate tip instead of over $15 worth of pesos.
Congratulations on making your first mistake in La Zona. Fortunately it was a small one!
[QUOTE=Mindbender;1993606]I'm a lurker here, and after reading other reports for the last couple of months I decided to make my first day trip from LOS Angeles. I left around noon and finally got to the border area around 2:30 pm with light traffic. I made an impulse decision to park by the outlet center parking close to McDonalds, since I didn't plan on staying the night. I know it's risky getting towed and it's only around $7 parking, but my inherent cheapness won out and I read that the entrance back to the US was right next to the Outlet center anyway.
After about a 10 min walk I got to the border no problem, walked through and took a $5 taxi to the Hong Kong Club. It was about 3:15 and there were about 20 girls in the club. After a beer, I got hungry and so I thought I'd go into town and walk around Ave Revolucion which wasn't difficult to find. I found a taco restaurant and grill and did some nice walking, enjoying the buying power of the dollar. I found a liquor store and bought a nice big bottle of tequila for about $20.
Came back to Hong Kong Club, around 6:30 pm and the place was more full with people. There was a 2 girl show complete with dildos and dulce flavored syrup they used to lick off each other which was wild. In the back they had another 2 girl show going on stage with soap and bubbles. I walked around and this blonde girl standing on the stairs smiled at me and continued to smile as I walked on by. I asked her if she wanted a drink and she eagerly accepted.
We sat down at a table and she ordered a small cherry drink and told me her name was Katelyn. This is where I messed up. The waiter said it was $4 and I gave him 500 pesos. He came back with change, and for some reason I thought it was like $5-6 being distracted by her and told him to keep it. Later on I realized I just gave him a $21 tip! Oops!
Katelyn and I got cozy with each other and she quickly brought up having sex. She was very cute, looked to be about 21, very petite with a nice ass. I asked how much and she said $80. I told her ok and off we went.
So here's the total I spent: $1 tip for doorman on way out, $18 for hotel room for 30 min (includes condom and lubricant), $80 for Katelyn, $2 tip for cleaning staff. I actually ended up giving her an extra $10 since I paid in Pesos and Dollars but whatever. It was a nice tip.
She was really sweet and provided a nice experience. She said she'd only been in Tijuana for a month. No kissing on the mouth, and she didn't like fingers near her pussy, She started off on top and we moved to missionary and doggie. Would probably repeat if I saw her again. She didn't take a shower before sex, which I thought was standard procedure from other reports, but took a shower after, as did I. Overall, a very sweet girl. She also wears braces.
Afterwards, we walked back to the club and said goodbye. I retrieved my backpack from the front ($2) and got a taxi back to the border. Walked through no problem and as planned with no line, and walked back to my car. Since it does indeed take you right to the outlet it was a very short walk though the stores and to my car. It was about 8:30 pm so there were still plenty of cars around. I think it's a safe, decent place to park if you know it's only a day trip, but if you'll stay overnight it's not worth worrying if your car will be towed.[/QUOTE]Great first post and sounds like your not a virgin to Tijuana anymore. So when are you returning? And will you be spending the night next time?
TTM.