I've visited Mumbai many times before, but this was the first time I decided to really explore the city and have some fun. Here's my field report on Mumbai.
I spent a week in the city, diving into the local scene. After sifting through pages on this forum, doing random Google searches, and asking numerous auto drivers for tips, I managed to experience three unique sides of Mumbai.
FR 1.
I called a few massage centers in Malad, and one seemed promising, so I booked an afternoon appointment. I wasn't expecting much—at worst, I figured I'the get a decent massage. I chose the cheapest option for 1500 and was allowed to pick from five girls.
The massage was excellent, and after about 25 minutes, she offered additional services: 3 K for a HJ, 5 K for FS. We negotiated and settled on 6. 5 K for a shower together and FS. Initially, I thought I overpaid, but she was incredibly attentive. Despite some difficulties on my end, she helped me relax and finished with a hand. We ended with a very relaxing shower together.
Face: 8/10.
Body: 7/10.
Service: 15/10.
Would I return: Definitely!
Total cost: 8 K.
The massage center also had jacuzzi option for 8 K which included 15 minutes massage + Jacuzzi + FS all for 8 K.
FR 2.
As tempting as it was to return to the massage center the next day, I decided to switch things up and visit a dance bar instead. After a lot of Googling, I found one in Andheri East. Turns out, the right term to search is "orchestra bar. " I had no idea what to expect but was curious to check it out.
At the entrance, two bouncers asked me a lot of questions, likely because I look like a typical South Indian. But when they saw my hotel key card, they let me in, with a strict no-mobile policy. I arrived early, so nothing had started yet—just two girls standing around doing nothing. I ordered a beer for 1500, which came with free snacks and salad.
Soon, the place started filling up with wealthy older men, and more girls came out, all dressed in lehengas with deep blouses. The women were stunning, like models. As the night went on, bundles of 20-rupee notes started flying—each bundle looked like it contained 20 K. The girls danced seductively in front of the men, but nothing more.
More dancers joined as the night progressed, and I counted at least 10 girls, with the men throwing around what looked like 2 lakhs in total. After a while, it got a bit monotonous, so I decided to call it a night. I asked the waiter if I get some service, he declined. I am sure there is more to it and probably only available for exclusive clients.
I tipped the waiter 200 and the door man a 50 before leaving.
Would I return: Nope.
Total Cost: 1750.
FR3.
I asked a couple of auto drivers for more adventures the 3rd day, but all of them were suggesting brothels or massage parlours. I was not in mood for both and did some digging and found a club in Anderi West. I was not very hopeful for the place but decided to give it a try. Reached this place and it was looking very shady and I knew for sure that I was in the right place. 2 K was the cover charges that I paid at the counter. I entered the place and it was filled with smoke and loud music. There was a lot of crowd with girls in very tight clothes. 8232;You stay there for some time and you realise that girls pretend to be "independent" and try to come and talk to you. Ask for you to buy them a drink, the drinks are marked up but not very bad. 8232;I picked a petite looking chic, got her a beer and I to took a beer for 500. We started drinking, I fondled her a little while talking. She was okay to look at from far away but not worth it from close by. She was giving me a good lap dance, pressed my johnny and was asking me to meet outside after 1:30 AM. I tried couple of girls and all of them were average at best. 8232;Found a fat chick who was cute and asked her to meet me outside. We left the club at 1:30 and she took me to a hotel. Initially we agreed for 1. 5 K but once we reached the hotel, she begged and pleaded to do a 2 hour session and I paid 6 K in total. As soon I finished once, her tone changed and she spoiled the whole mood. Which probably was the scam all along. I left without saying anything. 8232;Overall experience: 7/10 Total Cost: 2 K Entrance + 400 for Extra drinks + 1200 Hotel + 6 K girl WIR: I would do the club part again. Not bad for the price and it is a decent chill out place.