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[QUOTE=Edie72]And another question: how many asian/thais/black ladies are in A?[/QUOTE]The times I have been at Artemis (6) I always found at least 3-4 black girls (mostly brazilian/caribbean but with the occasional african lady) while just once I saw one girl who looked thai (didn't approach her).
[QUOTE=Angus Magee]So Ella gets Angus’ 5 star rating. If you are looking for her she is Blond (dyed I would say) enhanced breasts, cute baby face, big eyes and she tends to wear a large net body stocking. She is very approachable and easy to talk to.[/QUOTE]Angus, I'm glad you have discovered Ella she is indeed very friendly, making sure you are completely relaxed. It is also true waht you say about her kisses. She has had my top rating for a long time now but it is a pity I have missed her on the last 2 visits
on a brief overnight stop in berlin, i found myself in a curious situation: i had visited pussy club earlier that day (see report here: [url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=851450&postcount=2587[/url]) and was torn between the cheap, dirty ambience of pussy club and the proven, luxurious pampering i could receive. if in luck. in artemis. i had a date with friends that night, so at 11 pm i figured my visit to pc would end up being really short. and artemis was closer to my hotel, anyway. i was aftraid, though, that the weekend automesse crowd would still be in town and i would find the place full of fellow punters.
that was not the case.
as i arrived to the club and paid my 80 euros and entered the mens area, i wondered if the place was closed: nobody in the shower, nobody in the locker room, only the pounding of a disco beat from the club next door. i showered and. as i hadn't eaten in 12 hours. headed straight to the dining room. there were about 40 girls in the main lounge and about half as many men. promising. as i ate, i engaged in some eye-games with an east european slender blonde, who was also eating a few tables away.
after a surprisingly tasty meal, i decided i would play it cool: i asked for a glass of water and sat down on one of the sofas near the upstairs kino. then started the parade: every 3 or 4 minutes a girl would arrive and ask if i wanted company, started caressing me and tell how good they could make me feel. shark attack? maybe, but i pleaded guilty of eating too hefty a meal and kept saying "later, babe, later". yeah. much later! there was emma, bia, lot names i forgot as soon as they entered my ears. where was ella? samira? sabrina? simona?
meanwhile, the blonde from the dining room had settled on one of the divans nearby with her friend. they were smoking and chatting and i exchanged a few smiles with the blonde, afraid she would turn out to be one of the sharks and run over to me in a whiff and do the same "i can make you relax"-routine. i sat back and watched the pole dancers do their stuff.
suddenly, the blonde was off with a guy, who just came and took her upstairs without much negotiation (well, there isn't much to negotiate, is there). blonde's friend was left on the divan by herself. i put my slippers on, walked over and climbed on the divan with her. she told she was patsy (or was it nancy) from romania and had been in germany about 3 years. we talked going on a better part of an hour and started to cuddle and it was finally i who made the suggestion of finding a room. oh, i love these slow nights!
patsy had perfect, pointy little breasts and small body, brown hair dyed blonde and a very good attitude. while we started with little pecks of a kiss, full dfk was also on the menu later on. her cbj was really deep and she said she could go even deeper without the condom on. my head spinning, but i declined the offer, although everything in me screamed "go for it, buddy. fuck the risks! ". she was really good at reading my needs and the time spent on the room was definitely more than 30 minutes. still, when i asked what i owed her, she said "oh, 60 euros will be plenty enough. i am not making any money tonight, anyway". although not a stunner, she is one of the most talented providers i have met at any club in germany. ok, i admit, i tipped her.
i went to the wellness area, had a shower and relaxed in the sauna for a while. afterwards i started looking for patsy's friend, who i had found out was named kristina, but couldn't find her. i sat by the dancers stage and watched the talented strippers. different songs, same routines. a blonde sitting on a couch in front of me caught my eye. she looked like an all-american cheerleader, but even though she smiled at me, she didn't come over. "promising", i thought.
i took a stroll and found kristina with patsy on the divans, again. patsy must have told about me to her friend, since, as i sat on the edge of the divan, kristina rose and said she would leave us to talk. i asked her to stay, but kristina just went off to stand by the lounge entrance. patsy couldn't explain her friends behaviour. after chatting with patsy for a while, i went to kristina, but she wouldn't talk to me, saying "but you are patsy's friend". i was puzzled! oh, man.
well, maybe a bite to eat would clear my thoughts. i had some salad in the dining room and went to rinse my mouth. as i entered the mens locker room, the cheerleader look-alike was there drying her hair. we exchanged some teasing remarks and she pointed the blowdryer under my robe and started to "blow" me. i had to wrestle the apparatus out of her hands.
i went to the lounge, sat on the same sofa again and. like waving a magic wand. the parade started all over again, some of them new girls, but mostly ones that already had made a pass. some even said they would include cim in the 30 minutes without extra. the cute playful blonde, now without the dryer, was talking with her friend on a nearby divan. i winked at her and she came over, leaned over the armrest and started to chat with me. just all-around, everyday bar-talk, no hard selling involved. after about 10 minutes, she asked if i minded if she smoked. "go ahead", i said and she fetched her cigarettes from the bar and sat by me. she said she was from italy and her name was raffaella. she had a youthfully beautiful face and her real haircolor seemed to be closer to ash-blonde or dirty blonde, but she reminded me of mena suvari from the movie american pie. we talked about names and languages, money and slow nights at artemis, boyfriends and girlfriends, equality of sexes, punters, music. you name it. after more than an hour on the couch, she asked, if. maybe. i was ever going to take her to a room. i promised i would.
here i don't want to go on to the details, but she was so totally gfe as i could hope for in an fkk. again, no clock-watching. we stayed in the room for a long, long time, chatting and it was finally i who pushed her out of there, as it was getting late. i really wanted to tip her, but i was at the end of my rope there. "next time", i promised her. and there will be a next time. take good care of this gal, boys!
so total time spent in the club was about 5 hours. only two sessions, but a lot of insight into the going-ons of an fkk on a slow night. some girls were desperately trying to scrape together the 100 euros they needed for next days entrance. some where making good money in a bad situation like this. even as i was coming out of the shower and dropped my slippers in to the barrel, two russian dreamgirls stopped on the door and offered a threesome.
some of the fellows here have written about the bliss of a slow night at artemis. now that i've seen it, i believe it. the more i come here, the less i miss kd, vk and royal.
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During my recent trips (s) to Artemis I encountered three Asian ladies. Two of them were Thai. One I had been with last October, she's pretty nice but the other Thai gal is even smaller, younger, has a nicer body, and overall hotter IMO. They are friends and sometimes hang out together. Possibilty of an Asian two-fer is good, I reckon.
There's also a gal from Malaysia that's currently there. She doesn't do much for me in the looks department, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
I noticed one black chick I seemed to be from America? Never spoke more than two words to her so I'm not sure. She wasn't my type. I remember seeing one or two Latinas that might have been Latin.
DSK
Once More I Spent Saturday Evening at Artemis. I arrived early (16:00) and spent and good Long while in the sauna and pool (very relaxing) before retiring to a big downstairs sofa to read for an hour or so.
The girls left me pretty much alone until Leila (not sure about the name) decided that I was to have about session With her. Only trouble being that I found her completely and utterly unattractive. She is a “larger” gal with dark hair in sort of a page-boy cut, wearing a black corset with big floppy tits hanging down over the top. She sat real close, kept trying to grab my dick and sticking her face close to mine, giving me “bedroom eyes” and sticking her tongue out and wiggling it like a demented serpent.
No way!
Anyway, more about Leila later.
Next I was accosted by the self proclaimed bj queen of Artemis. Sorry I don’t remember the name. This girl looked good from about 3 meters but close up she looked older and wore a lot of make up. But what a sales pitch. In all honesty the sales pitch was very, very good and even though my spidy sense was tingling away like crazy, little “A” was responding to her spiel, a fact that did not go unnoticed by her.
Her claim was that she had no gag reflex and that she would take my dick right into her throat. Tempting. However, the big head was also in order tonight and I kept wondering about the fact that she was wearing all that make up....
IMO a good bj is wet, drolly and sloppy, as well as deep. As girl with so much carefully applied make up is unlikely to really slobber all over my dick is she. She kept up her sales pitch for a good 15 minutes, telling me that I had better act now as she would be fully booked later on.
In the end I turned her down and while it is true that I did not see her for a good 3 hours after that, by around 22:00 I noticed that she was at a losse end and prowling the kinos just like any other girl on a less than busy Saturday night at the “A”.
Next up was Vivian who I did eventually take to a room. A very nice girl. 25, very slim, small breast, long dark hair. She told me that she is from Berlin but was born in Slovakia. Vivian was at the bar downstairs and we started smiling at each other. Finally she got up and came over to me, sitting on a stool until I invited her to sit on the couch with me. We chatted and flirted for a good half hour before she suggested we might head to a room. I honestly told her that I really like her but that I was also waiting for another girl who may or may not show tonight. With this she seemed totally alright and still stayed with me chatting. Another 15 minutes passed and I finally told her that it looked like the girl I was waiting on would not show (it was by now around 20:30) so it would be very nice to head to a room together. We had been heavily flirting for the past half hour and I was ready for a session.
As you no doubt can guess it was a very, very good session. I will definitely repeat with this girl given the chance.
Next up (sometime later) was Bella, a 20 year old Turkish girl with a beautiful body, full breasts, blond-ish streaked hair and a pussy piercing. This session was good but not great. Her body was what I enjoyed but the connection was not so strong. She is, IMO, a good solid provider but with me lacked a bit of passion. I would probably not repeat with Bella unless she got real flirty and friendly and spent a long while teasing and enticing me.
Next came Angel from Hungary. Angel seems to be a very nice girl, around 20-23, long brown hair, apple breasts and a slim figure. We had been chatting the past two times I had been at Artemis and I had always ended up putting her off. And she kept coming back.
Tonight, later in the evening I kind of felt like I had run out of excuses, or she wore me down and I finally agreed to a session.In the room I found her to be much less passionate than was her promise. I sort of knew that this was how it would be and in fact joked with her on the way to the room that by the end of the session I would be satisfied and that she would be unsatisfied, but not for the reason she thought.
In fact this is what happened. I gave her good long licking in which I am fairly sure that she had at least a small “O”. Then it was my turn and she started one of those very sub-standard bjs one occasionally gets. The bj was mostly a hand job with the lips and mouth hovering somewhere near the dick and very occasionally actually getting involved in the action.
In the end the half hour was over and little A was now where near ready to come. In fact he was more or less unresponsive and down for the count.
But Angel then started pressuring me to extend to an hour session. No way! I said.
She got all pouty and pissy about it which only served to strengthen my resolve and I got up and put the robe on, telling her it was over and I was paying her 60 euros and that I was quite satisfied-which, funnily enough, was true.
Back to Leila. Every time I sat down and she saw me she came over, sat on top of me (heavy) stuck her face in mine and did the tongue wiggle thing. I tried every excuse I could think of until finally I decided that indeed honesty is the best approach and told her that there was no way that we would ever have a session together. The poor girl should have left it there but still she insisted on knowing why. So I told her that it was because I was jot in the least bit attracted to her. This shut her up in a hurry, she sat there looking insulted for several minutes and finally left me not to bother me again. Sweet relief.
I guess I should have left at this point but I was hungry for one more. It took ages to settle on anyone and by this time it was late and the mood seemed very restless to me. I had a couple of hopefuls (the Catherine Zeta-Jones look alike for one) but all of them seemed hard to contact.
Finally by the stairs I spotted Anya (not sure of the name) a sort of slutty, skinny girl who I found out was Romanian. She had a sort of gap tooth smile that I found sort of sexy for some reason and a very flesh pair of pussy lips that I managed to scope.
Off to the room we went. All in all it was a good session. She was very agreeable and had a sexy little body. It is doubtful though that I would repeat with this girl. Curiosity satisfied I would choose someone else.
In the end I left Artemis at around 2:30, very much exhausted and spent. A good Saturday night and my last one for a few weeks due to work commitments.
[QUOTE=Angus Magee]
Next up (sometime later) was Bella, a 20 year old Turkish girl with a beautiful body, full breasts, blond-ish streaked hair and a pussy piercing. This session was good but not great. Her body was what I enjoyed but the connection was not so strong. She is, IMO, a good solid provider but with me lacked a bit of passion. I would probably not repeat with Bella unless she got real flirty and friendly and spent a long while teasing and enticing me.
Next came Angel from Hungary. Angel seems to be a very nice girl, around 20-23, long brown hair, apple breasts and a slim figure. We had been chatting the past two times I had been at Artemis and I had always ended up putting her off. And she kept coming back.
Tonight, later in the evening I kind of felt like I had run out of excuses, or she wore me down and I finally agreed to a session.In the room I found her to be much less passionate than was her promise. I sort of knew that this was how it would be and in fact joked with her on the way to the room that by the end of the session I would be satisfied and that she would be unsatisfied, but not for the reason she thought...
...Then it was my turn and she started one of those very sub-standard bjs one occasionally gets. The bj was mostly a hand job with the lips and mouth hovering somewhere near the dick and very occasionally actually getting involved in the action...
...Finally by the stairs I spotted Anya (not sure of the name) a sort of slutty, skinny girl who I found out was Romanian. She had a sort of gap tooth smile that I found sort of sexy for some reason and a very flesh pair of pussy lips that I managed to scope.
Off to the room we went. All in all it was a good session. She was very agreeable and had a sexy little body. It is doubtful though that I would repeat with this girl. Curiosity satisfied I would choose someone else.
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Love 'em and leave 'em, Angus, sometimes that's what a poor monger must do. Sad isn't it? Fuck 'em and chuck em, that's just the way it goes...until you meet the one or two (like yours who didn't show up).
Great Reports, Mr Angus. Hard to believe you made your first FKK visit --when was it?-- just a few months ago?
Aren't you ever tempted to get on an ICE and head to Duesseldorf or Frankfurt, just try out another FKK just for comparison? I bet you'd love Bernd's outside Bonn or Oase near Frankfurt...
Keep em coming, mate...
Ortos
[QUOTE=Ortos]
Aren't you ever tempted to get on an ICE and head to Duesseldorf or Frankfurt, just try out another FKK just for comparison? I bet you'd love Bernd's outside Bonn or Oase near Frankfurt...
Keep em coming, mate...
Ortos[/QUOTE]
I am tempted. Very much so. But when I add in the hotel costs for an over night stay it gets expensive. But things are going well at work and maybe by next Autumn I will be financially ready to make a trip like that.
And maybe I should also look at the possibility of a night train back to Berlin. That I could handle.
I was actually talking about this with ISG member Chukar who meet up with me last Monday evening for a drink here in Berlin. With the lower cost of entrance and lower session prices it just might make sense.
In the mean time, yes I have more or less given up the bordellos (except for the occasional session and my regular sweetie Adriana at MR who I try to see once a month) in favor of Artemis. I like the fact that you can hang out there for many hours relaxing in the downstairs lounge and using the wellness facilities.
I am sorry if this off topic here guys. First off this is a wonderful site to be in! I have read some wonderful trip here and I am now prepared to go to Germany. I would like to know what hotel is near Artemis? I read that Hotel Kronprinz is walking distance with Artemis. But unfortunalty they are booked up in mid May, thats the date I am planning to be in Berlin. Can someone recommend me a nice cheap hotel that is close to Artemis so cad fare would not ruin my trip. I am coming from the US, so currency is heavy on me.
[QUOTE=Ortos]Love 'em and leave 'em, Angus, sometimes that's what a poor monger must do. Sad isn't it? Fuck 'em and chuck em, that's just the way it goes...until you meet the one or two (like yours who didn't show up).
Great Reports, Mr Angus. Hard to believe you made your first FKK visit --when was it?-- just a few months ago?
Aren't you ever tempted to get on an ICE and head to Duesseldorf or Frankfurt, just try out another FKK just for comparison? I bet you'd love Bernd's outside Bonn or Oase near Frankfurt...
Keep em coming, mate...
Ortos[/QUOTE]
Angus- Another great report. Deserves to be put on ROD. So I will...
Ortos- When I last saw Angus in September, he had not yet been to Artemis. He was thinking about it. We spoke about this and I said that he just had to try it once. How could our Berlin meister live so close and never have visited his local FKK which is frequented by so many casual visitors to his home city?How could his epic "Berlin Mongering Guide" be complete without this one last chapter?
Now see what we've done! He's become our Artemis- meister and has really honed his FKK skills and mambo, but we've lost the best expert that we had on the Berlin prive haus scene.
I also suggested that he just had to visit Bernd's and Oase, and offered to be his driver and guide if he ever got the urge. Now, I fear that he will never leave Berlin for too long, since, he might miss the return of his fave Artemis lady...
Angus- Btw, the offer still stands.
[QUOTE=Lottanutt]I am sorry if this off topic here guys. First off this is a wonderful site to be in! I have read some wonderful trip here and I am now prepared to go to Germany. I would like to know what hotel is near Artemis? I read that Hotel Kronprinz is walking distance with Artemis. But unfortunalty they are booked up in mid May, thats the date I am planning to be in Berlin. Can someone recommend me a nice cheap hotel that is close to Artemis so cad fare would not ruin my trip. I am coming from the US, so currency is heavy on me.[/QUOTE]
Hey, Lottanutt. You might wish to try here: [url]http://www.hotel.de/SearchAllLocation.aspx?lng=EN[/url]
In the menue just enter the address: Halenseestr. 36, 10711, Berlin .. Then select "Germany" and enter the rest of the parameters [including the vicinity].
"Ibis Hotel Berlin Messe" seems to be within nearly the same distance as "Kronprinz" - 700 meters, to be precise - and should cost you around EUR 70-80 per night [though pricies vary if there are fairs during the days of your visit].
There are also a couple more within 1km radius .. Cannot recommend any, though, as I've never stayed there.
In any case, hotel.de is the most resonable way to book hotels in Germany.
I like bird,
Thank you so much. That will help alot, I was told 3 nights is good in Berlin but I hear 5 days would good to cover it all. Think I will stay for 6 nights. I will be buying a German rail pass and monger in Frankfurt, hannover, colonge, etc. I am still debating if I should do 3 weeks or a month. its getting expensive.
I went to Hotel Messe last week and it was 26 euros for the night booked on [url]www.booking.com[/url]. There's an Ibis opposite that was 59 euros for the night. Both 10 mins walking distance
Our Berlinmeister has become an Artemismeister! Ach!
The road to moral depravity is a slippery one!
[QUOTE=I Like Birds]Hey, Lottanutt. You might wish to try here: [url]http://www.hotel.de/SearchAllLocation.aspx?lng=EN[/url]
In the menue just enter the address: Halenseestr. 36, 10711, Berlin .. Then select "Germany" and enter the rest of the parameters [including the vicinity].
"Ibis Hotel Berlin Messe" seems to be within nearly the same distance as "Kronprinz" - 700 meters, to be precise - and should cost you around EUR 70-80 per night [though pricies vary if there are fairs during the days of your visit].
There are also a couple more within 1km radius .. Cannot recommend any, though, as I've never stayed there.
In any case, hotel.de is the most resonable way to book hotels in Germany.[/QUOTE]Thank you so much Bird. I was told that 3 nights in Berlin is to much, and some tell me that 3 is not enough to see Berlin. My primary goal is to do FKK in the evening till dawn :-) but I like to see Berlin and its culture. 5 nights okay to see Berlin? I am planning to stay in Germany for a month.
Any recommnedations to cheap places to stay for a single male that only needs a place to sleep, and shower? private bathroom is a must for me. Where is the RDd in Berlin? I would believe that would be Charlotburgen?
[QUOTE=Lottanutt]
Can someone recommend me a nice cheap hotel that is close to Artemis so cad fare would not ruin my trip. I am coming from the US, so currency is heavy on me.
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Hi Lottanutt,
I don't know if this information helps you but I dare say: I think you don't need a hotel in warking distance to Artemis, because Berlin has an excellent railway system, running all over the night in week end. And my favorite hotel in Berlin is Hotel Bogota.
[url]http://www.hotel-bogota.de/default.aspx?lang=en[/url]
This budget hotel is located in only two stops of S5 from Westcreuz(Artemis)and provides you a cheap but so wonderful retro mood style decoration room in perfect cleanness . The reception is open 24/24. It will cost you 2 or 3 euros to get to Artemis by train or 10 euros by taxi. You can avoid Hotel Ibis or this kind of tasteless, dull hotels to make your stay in Berlin nicer.
WBS