[QUOTE=Daddy07]Yep ... 350 baht.[/QUOTE]Guess I will stick to the 100 baht shithole on 13/1 then or take them to the woods across from the mini race cars for free. Mai pen rai. They know me there now!
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[QUOTE=Daddy07]Yep ... 350 baht.[/QUOTE]Guess I will stick to the 100 baht shithole on 13/1 then or take them to the woods across from the mini race cars for free. Mai pen rai. They know me there now!
[QUOTE=Mr Enternational]Guess I will stick to the 100 baht shithole on 13/1 then or take them to the woods across from the mini race cars for free. Mai pen rai. They know me there now![/QUOTE]
Hahahahah ... that place on 13/1 (PS Guest House) is a shithole for sure...
I'd much rather pay a few dollars more for not having to worry about cooties and crusty cum stains while focusing on the girl ...
As for the woods across from the go-carts, that might be worthwhile as I'm told the fine is only 500 baht and your name and photo in the news if the cops happen to see you ...
BTW -- SA Apartments, just down the Soi from the shithole, offers nice clean rooms for 300 baht last time I checked.
I wish some ambitious poster like Popper perhaps would compile a comprehensive list of Pattaya short time hotels as that would be information you and I could definately use.
[QUOTE=Levitraboner]I read somewhere that two shots are allowable at a soapy one in the tub during bbbj and one on the bed. Is this true? If so why did I struggle to hold back.[/QUOTE]
It depends. I've had 2 shots without asking at some Petchaburi Rd soapies. At Catherine it's actually standard.
In the end it's up to you. Be in control and act like it's the most natural thing in the world. Or tell the girl you'd like to come twice beforehand. Or tell the papasan that's what you expect, and he'll tell the girl. All or none may work.
I was in one of the Beer Bars on Soi 8 around 10 PM. I ordered a drink and slowly started sipping it and monitoring the girls who are trying to draw my attention. Man the business is really bad. Almost no customer and so many bars! All of a sudden I heard a voice “Hi, I am Lisa” and an extended hand for a shake. I immediately recognized her as a Ladyboy. Apparently she is the mamasan of several surrounding bars. In the past I purposely avoided any contact with Ladyboys. Although I always had a keen desire to learn their life stories. I had nothing to do until 1 AM at which time my friend and I are supposed to go to Hollywood Discotheque. This was an ideal time to get involved in some idle chatter with a Ladyboy, who speaks very good English.
I asked Lisa that I know she is a Ladyboy, but whether I could asked her some questions. She was totally game and quite frank. I also made it clear that I am a straight person and I have no interest in Ladyboys for sexual encounters. Lisa totally understood my point.
I must tell you that the next hour of my time there was an uplifting experience. I learned a lot about her and Ladyboys in general. I was glad that I got rid of my inhibition about Ladyboys and engaged one of them in a delightful conversation to learn firsthand about their lives.
Lisa was the first child of her family. When she was very young, her mother made her take care of her baby sister and brother. Her maternal instincts blossomed. While growing up she constantly felt attracted to boys only. She ultimately joined the bar business, and at age 26 she fell in love with a German guy who promised to “marry” her. Then one day he showed up with his Thai girlfriend. More heartbreak followed. She is now 38 and stopped believing in fairytales.
I had some specific questions, like whether she has the penis and could come like us. She answered “yes” to both. But also added that she could never have a normal sex with a woman. In fact she never had sex with a girl. She can only come with a man. I confessed that IMHO prettiest of the Thai women are Ladyboys and even the Thai girls admit to that. What is the genesis of this. She could not find a definitive answer except to say that they take care of their bodies better than the ladies and also don’t have to undergo the childbirth procedures which make many ladies lose their figure. My other practical question was about how some Ladyboys could deceive somebody into believing they are the real women and only to discover the surprise at the hotel room. I bragged that it will not happen to me since I am pretty good at spotting them. Lisa called one of the girls and asked me whether I think she is a Ladyboy. I said that she looked like a normal girl. I was completely wrong. However, I still did not accept the complete defeat saying that I did not talk to her yet. Lisa then said that she is aware that some of the Ladyboys try to deceive customers, but they have an unwritten policy to tell the customer upfront that she is a Ladyboy. Lisa then surprised me by saying that she has published a CD detailing the lives of Ladyboys in Pattaya and it is a great seller. I did not enquire much about the CD worrying that she may make me buy one. To her credit she never offered anything like that. I asked her about the general change in Pattaya which I visited about 8 years ago. Mostly I wanted to know about the Russian influx in Pattaya and the sex clubs like Moulin Rouge. She told me to stay away from these. She once went with a customer and drinks there start at 280 Baht. Some of the girls do go out, however, Bar Fine is 1500 Baht and the girls charge upward of 5000 Baht.
We chit chatted a bit more and I gave her 100 Baht for her time. She was very surprised and refused to take it. But I insisted saying that I appreciated her great candor and she literally made my evening very memorable.
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I know tailors in Pattaya are dime a dozen, but can any one recommend a good one from experience.
And, do I need an electrical converter for my electronics? (coming from USA)
Sorry about the trivial questions, but I've read contradicting reports. Looking for a converter is not the first or second thing that I want to do when I get there:-)
[QUOTE=Jendabaze]I know tailors in Pattaya are dime a dozen, but can any one recommend a good one from experience.
And, do I need an electrical converter for my electronics? (coming from USA)
Sorry about the trivial questions, but I've read contradicting reports. Looking for a converter is not the first or second thing that I want to do when I get there:-)[/QUOTE]
Pick up a cheap converter at Walmart before you go ... it's all 220V here ...
...as for a 'good' tailor ... you are at your peril ...
[QUOTE=Jendabaze]I know tailors in Pattaya are dime a dozen, but can any one recommend a good one from experience.
And, do I need an electrical converter for my electronics? (coming from USA)
Sorry about the trivial questions, but I've read contradicting reports. Looking for a converter is not the first or second thing that I want to do when I get there:-)[/QUOTE]
Electronics? What are you packing? the kitchen sink from the U.S. or where?
most of your major Electronics like computer, phones, chargers range up to 225, read before buying?
LBM
[QUOTE=Daddy07]Hahahahah ... that place on 13/1 (PS Guest House) is a shithole for sure...
I'd much rather pay a few dollars more for not having to worry about cooties and crusty cum stains while focusing on the girl ...
As for the woods across from the go-carts, that might be worthwhile as I'm told the fine is only 500 baht and your name and photo in the news if the cops happen to see you ...
BTW -- SA Apartments, just down the Soi from the shithole, offers nice clean rooms for 300 baht last time I checked.
I wish some ambitious poster like Popper perhaps would compile a comprehensive list of Pattaya short time hotels as that would be information you and I could definately use.[/QUOTE]
Personally, after reading, seeing the photos being posted and driving by the woods I would rather go to the shit hole on 13/1! The wood is loaded with use condoms etc... mosquitoes everywhere to bit your dick and ass as soon as you pull down your pants. One slip going up the path to the shack and you might be rolling in shit! Also I have on two ocassions run into a snake now when in the bushes taking a [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url]! This snake is green and looks like a long green branch of grass that is nearly impossible to spot! A Thai told me it is very dangerous? At least at the shithole for 100 baht they have water... if desperate I could bring my own towel, slippers and medication after for my feet? Heh Heh
LBM
The wait is over... finally hit Pattaya!!
Day 1
Landed at BKK at 20.00. Had a pre-arranged cab waiting at Gate 4.
Driver spoke very little English, so on with the iPod and settle down for the 2hr drive.
Got to my guesthouse about 10.30. Had a quick beer and up to the room for the triple S.
By now it was midnight and I was jetlagged upto the eyeballs, so decided to leave the mongering until tomorrow...or so i thought.
A little cute waitress sat beside me and began asking about my flight. I know it's a bad idea to BF from ones own doorstep. especially as this is only the first of 9 nights, and I've paid up front for the room, so no swapping if things turn sour.
Bought the cutie a drink and then another, and finally decided to BF. She said she needed to go to her room to change, I asked her where she lives, turns out she stays upstairs, in the same guesthouse.
She knocks on my room about 20mins later, dressed in a traditional thai outfit. She a made a bloody good effort in 20 mins.
As she is giving me BBBJ it suddenly dawns on me I have no condoms, shit! I ask if she has any, she does not, shit!
She offers to get dressed and go to the 7/11, but by now i just want to cum and sleep, so she continues with a cracking deepthroat BBBJ (of course it's BB). Eventually CIM and tuck in for the night, She wraps herself around me which eventually became quite uncomfortable, so I pushed her off, threw off the sheets and happily went to sleep.
I got up about 6am and went to the bathroom. The bathroom had a very musty, familiar smell (no not that!). She'd had a joint whilst I was asleep.
I'm not sure about the guesthouse policy towards drugs, but having read so many horror stories about westerners getting screwed in Thailand due to drugs, I was slightly paranoid.
i went back to sleep and confronted her in the morning. I told her I would not be barfining her again as this was completely disrespectful. She agreed, apologised and requested I not tell her boss or the other girls. Of course I agreed to this request. Slipped 1000bt into her bag and bid her farewell.
Day 2
Got up about 2pm feeling like shit. I just lay in bed watching crappy TV for a cuople of hours and eventually mustered up the energy to get ready.
Took a walk down to LK Metro and into the Rockhouse. Had a couple of beers and played some quality tunes, they have a very decent library.
Had a very bubbly girl (Viktoria) bouncing about all over me. Bought her a couple of drinks. She requested I BF her, but she seemed a bit pished so decided against it, but may go back another day for her. Met the owner Alex, nice bloke.
Left Rockhouse and continued my journey on Metro. Ended up in the Liquid Lounge. I knew the owner and a few bargirls from my previous visit. Unfortunately my favourite girl had left for pastures new. They were holding a pool match with a local bar, which was fun to watch. After the game the owner invited me to join a game of killer at 100bt a man. I ended up staying for a few hours. Bought a cuite a couple of drinks, but she seemed very shy. She loved to talk, but no touchy feely. My starfish radar went into overdrive.
So left the bar slightly pissed and walked back to my guesthouse. Being slight worse for wear i stumbled straight passed and went a few bars up, looking around for my room like an idiot.
A kind angel came out of some obscure bar and asked if she could help. Long story short she extracted 1000bt and a healthy dose of bodily fluid from my person.
In the morning I saw her for the first time without the beer goggles. She was certailnly not my type. Maybe late 30's and the puppy fat of a small St.Bernard!. I never thought i would shag a bird older than me!
She was however a very nice lady and I thanked her for her services as she left at 6am. I now realised I hadn't eaten all day, so got dressed and went out to the local 24hr Subway. Cutie behind the counter! Having just woken up and smelling like a tramp, i decided not make a play.However she is on the to-do list, although i'm not if she is available.
Day 3
Went back to the Rockhouse at 6pm for a couple of opening beers. Ended up stumbling out of the Rockhouse at 04.30am!!
I recall there were a couple of birthday parties going on, and I just got carried away with the celebrations. Having paid my 2000bt bar bill, i left the bar and made the short trip back to my guesthouse, with Viktoria in tow. She was as pissed as me (my fault) but was still a superstar in bed.With all the booze still flowing through my veins, she knew she would to work hard to get me to pop....and work hard she did!
Don't know what time we went to sleep, but we woke up at 5.15pm. I asked her what time she begins work, to which she replied 5.
I thought about paying her barfine for the day, and just staying in the room, but decided against it.
Viktoria having left, i went back to sleep.
Day 4
Woke up about 10pm and got washed/dressed to go downstairs to the restaurant for a long awaited meal. Now fully fed and fully awake I paid the bill, only to discover I had 2000bt to my name. I went for stroll along Bukaow and second road looking for a money exchange. I found plenty of them, all closed.
Now nursing a hangover and with no local currency, i returned to my room and conceded defeat.
I also still cannot find a barber. Many beauty salons, bit no barber. Can i get a standard No1 trim at a beaty salon??
Day 5 - 9 coming soon
So I'm on my frist trip to Asia, and from reports I chose Pattaya. I've only been here for 2 days, and this place is amazing! I've been to brazi, Dominican Republic, etc. And they don't compare. This forum has helped me quite a bit for this trip. So I knew what to expect, but I didn't realize how sweet this place is until I got here.
This is day 2. 5 out of 16 and I'm love'n it!
A few observations:
-Bring your own condoms. My luggage got lost (which they payed me 2500b for), and I had to buy from 7/11 and the very first girl I busted right threw the condom. 20yr old thight hot Girl freaked out. I had to then hear about her kid, and a bunch of other shit. She wanted me to go to the hospital to get checked, but I wasn't spending my first full day in Pattaya in a hospital, in the same cloths I traveled in. I get checked all the time anyway, and I know I'm clean. 500b and she finally left.
-Ladyboys are the most agressive things here. Even more so than the tailors. Why do they not understand "No Thank You"? Grab you everywhere. I have to put on Barry Sanders moves (fake like I'm going left, then go right, and add a spin move) just to get away.
Well just woke up from a few hours rest, almost midnight here, about to head out again. I'm staying up at Soi6, and all seems to close at 1am. Can anyone suggest a good place that's open much longer? Everyone says walkingstreet, but I'm staying down there next week, so I figure I'll leave that part of town for next week.
Also, so far every girl I've had is ST from Soi6, within walking distance. If I meet a girl further away, what is the best way to bring her back? Taxi, beer bus, etc?
[QUOTE=Chachi420]The wait is over... finally hit Pattaya!!
I also still cannot find a barber. Many beauty salons, bit no barber. Can i get a standard No1 trim at a beaty salon??
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There's a Barber Shop on the South side of Pattaya South Road just a few steps off 2nd road. I've never tried it, but passed it every day on my way to the internet cafe next door.
[QUOTE=Chachi420]I also still cannot find a barber. Many beauty salons, bit no barber. Can i get a standard No1 trim at a beaty salon??[/QUOTE]Now that you mention it there is a shortage of barber shops around that area. My friends and I have always gone to the beauty salons to get a hair cut, shave, wash, or nails. It's really fun to be around those chicks plus I like to hit on them so it all works out. It doesn't take but a minute for them to be calling me sweet mouth in those types of venues.
[QUOTE=Jendabaze]I know tailors in Pattaya are dime a dozen, but can any one recommend a good one from experience.
Sorry about the trivial questions, but I've read contradicting reports. Looking for a converter is not the first or second thing that I want to do when I get there:-)[/QUOTE]I think that the quality of the tailor varies with whether they think they can rip you off or not rather than on a store by store basis. I always go for a store that is a bit away from the beach and that I pick out, not that some tout talks me into going into.
It is not the Indian guy (saying Indian since 99% of them are Indian) in the store with all the material that makes the suit, he gives the material to a Thai tailor that takes it home and makes the suit there.
They should at a minimum do three fittings of the suit for you, better if they do more.
[QUOTE=Chachi420]...I also still cannot find a barber [on Soi Buakhow]...[/QUOTE]
There are two barber shops on the North section of Soi Buakhow near Pattaya Klang. One is located directly across from the Bank of Ayutthaya branch (the bank with the all yellow facade), and charges 60 baht for a standard haircut. The other one is on the same side of the Soi a few hundred meters closer to Pattaya Klang that charges 70 baht for a haircut or shave. I've been satisfied with both.
"I've been satisfied with both" can't help myself Daddy07, " beauty is in the eyes of the beholder "
Heh Heh, LBM