FKK Artemis - Berlin

[QUOTE=Jnpr30;1568506]Is there public sex in Artemis or is it not done? Like in kino or other areas? Is it just upto the girl? How many girls do it, either BJ or fucking in public areas?[/QUOTE]2 out of the 3 sessions I had last week started off in the Kino with BJ and light fingering. Thereafter we moved to the zimmer to finish the session. This seemed to be quite common as I saw quite a few girls giving BJ's to guys in the kino, but didn't see guys having sex with girls in the kino (I guess the girls / guys want that to happen in the privacy of the zimmer).

You need to confirm with the girl if she will go to the kino with you beforehand as some do not like it (Caroline springs to mind here). Most girls are okay with it, but I guess some aren't as they do not like it or they know that they are on show and if they do not perform well, then the people observing them might drop them off their 'to-do' list.

I also saw a girl giving a guy a tug and a rub in the outdoor jacuzzi. At Sharks you can have sex in the jacuzzi, so deriving from that logic and the fact that I did not see a 'No sex in the jacuzzi' sign-board anywhere would mean you could have sex in the jacuzzi out in the open (if the weather is nice and if the girl agrees).

Right opposite the main bar area are small circular sofa's with what resemble like Bedouin tents on top. You can pull the curtains and enjoy sex there as I saw few guys doing this. You are in a public (and very busy area) and a curtain is what separates you and the vast majority of crowd at Artemis, so I'd say public and private at the same time. Considering the size of the circular sofa's, I would not say it would be quite comfortable to have sex there, but hey if and the girl can manage it, then no one is going to stop you.

[QUOTE=PussyLiccker;1568513] I think 20% Germans is an overstatement.[/QUOTE]No about 20 % German Girls is abolute correct (in the middle of all days). The German group is the biggest group in Artemis. The other big group are the Romanian girls.

If you go to many other german clubs the line up has not so much variety than artemis.

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1568602]I don't know what was up last night. Although nothing like a Messe, it was weirdly crowded, with half of Italia there, and not watching any futbol. Trd.[/QUOTE]Perhaps the Italian crew are now heading to FKK Artemis as opposed to FKK Oase (Hessen) due to the latter clubs apparent major customer crisis caused by changes in club policies. FKK Oase was a big favourite with the Italian contingent but is currently receiving poor ratings (not only on this board) but also on the more significant German and other non-English speaking boards (particularly Italian). The Italian mongers will nevertheless want to go somewhere (and they do tend to fix on a particular club and then travel en masse), perhaps they have selected FKK Artemis? Not much difference flying to Berlin (as opposed to Frankfurt) from Italy. Its a long-shot and an interesting theory. Time will tell if this is correct but you never know, there might be some truth in this theory!

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1568602]Even bumped into Signore B Rogers who was as surprised at his being there as well, off schedule. (He promises to tell Kimino that all of Team BU was ready and waiting, not having to deal with dessous).[/QUOTE]I HATE YOU BOTH. LOL.

Kimino.

[QUOTE=PussyLiccker;1568513]Major sausage fest last night. If I could do this again, I would have just stayed in Hessen or NRW. Could be a bad day, but it's hard to imagine significantly better line-up based what I saw.[/QUOTE]Totally agree. It was the worst Saturday ever yesterday. I got there at 1 in the afternoon and it was already noisy and crowded in the pool area, with twice as many dudes as girls. When I left after midnight the main bar was totally rammed with dudes like a bunch of forlorn wieners in a sardine tin, and hardly any women around, and more guys arriving all the time in the reception. This all made some of the women much more picky than normal, so a couple of them just totally ignored me when I went to talk to them or wouldn't go to a room. Saw some other girls refusing other customers as well, so not just me. Never seen this happen before.

Still I took my time and had some great sessions with the famous Nina (CZ), Sissy (BUL) and Janine (D / E). Nina said early on it would be a crazy day. Something to do with a big football cup match in town. So good to avoid big sport event days as well all as Messen I think.

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1568602]Picky RB thought it was pretty ok and he is usually underwhelmed by the talent in NRW, so to each his own.

It could be that in NRW for various reasons, the market for small apartment bordellos is different, so more local girls might congregate in clubs. In Berlin, the small bordello scene is pretty booming and as RB has said many times, there are both more local German girls there, and IMHO the quality overall is better. Different business model, different rules, different prices, different choices. Fick Fabrik Artemis is what it is and nevertheless, there are more than enough hotties to keep the boyze busy. But if you are obsessed with Aryan artifacts and Teutonic talents, a different night and venue might be the way forward.[/QUOTE]If I understood the above correct, someone actually prefers Artemis and Berlin in general over NRW and Hessen. Personally I have much more business in the Berlin area than in any place in Germany, nevertheless every time I have the possibility to spend some free time in FKK-land I head away from Berlin. To the greater thesseldorf area with the big variety of medium sized clubs. Or to the greater Frankfurt area with the great 4 big clubs (or actually 3 since no sane monger visits Palace anymore). Nowadays I even appreciate Stuttgart with the Paradise-Sakura possibility more than Berlin.

Ok, I'm a club kind of guy, the bordello scene does not interest me one tiny bit, I want to slip into my slippers, get the bathrobe on and have everything within reach. Preferably during many, many hours. Maybe Berlin is heaven on earth for the bordello goers, I don't know. For me the game with the girls in the club, all the interaction and sales efforts are a big part of the fun. And therefore for a guy like me, in Berlin there is Artemis, and, well, Artemis, nothing else. If the big A doesn't do it for me that evening, then there is nothing else to do except go to bed.

Just to clarify, I have attended the zoo at A on all seasons, during the week, the weekend, holidays, messe, you name it, I have given Artemis many chances, but so far it has failed to impress me. The biggest advantage A has "on the paper" is that it has variety in form of girl-nationalities, meaning the Romanians are not as dominant there as in many other clubs. But this doesn't count for much if the girls aren't attractive.

When it comes to service, there are good girls at Artemis, but in general the concept that the girls would feel "pressed" to perform well in the room or risk being kicked out, simply doesn't exist. Meaning the percentage of so-so sessions is much bigger at A than in most clubs I have visited. This fact is rather peculiar since the reception-fear-factor clearly exists, especially for un-official take-out. The girls at Artemis have been the most difficult and have required the most oral acrobatics to get out on one-to-one meetings, compared to girls in NRW or Hessen.

In my opinion.

PH

[QUOTE=HotIsland;1568677]Nina said early on it would be a crazy day. Something to do with a big football cup match in town.[/QUOTE]The German cup final was played in Berlin yesterday. I will remember to avoid clashes with similar events in the future.

[QUOTE=PizdaHut;1568698]If I understood the above correct, someone actually prefers Artemis and Berlin in general over NRW and Hessen. The girls at Artemis have been the most difficult and have required the most oral acrobatics to get out on one-to-one meetings, compared to girls in NRW or Hessen. In my opinion. PH[/QUOTE]PH-this is all very subjective and somewhat beside the point-which was why there might have been a relative dearth of Deutscherinen on a particular day at the old Love Bahnhoff. I am the first to admit the taste bit is completely subjective, so will just leave it at that. I also confess my insanity, having always had a good time at the Palace in Frankfurt. Thank God for those meds.

On the take-out bit, you bet, the A management is super tough on this point, and they are very clear about it with the girls. I have heard stories of instant dismissals when those involved were busted. Of course, for one who likes the club scene so much, this should not be an issue.

Had a session with Honey the German. I was hoping to see Fatima, and got tired of waiting. Honey wasn't for me. She has never heard of GFE. And isn't even mechanically good. She was so disappointing, that I could not even finish.

After my disappointment with Honey, Erina got a hold of me. She is blond with perfect see+ breasts and a gorgeous ass. But watching her ass walking up the stairs, I noticed that she is ever so slightly bowlegged. Erina had to earn an extra 50 euros finishing me for a CIM finish, but earn it, she did.

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1568823]PH-this is all very subjective and somewhat beside the point-which was why there might have been a relative dearth of Deutscherinen on a particular day at the old Love Bahnhoff. I am the first to admit the taste bit is completely subjective, so will just leave it at that. [/QUOTE]I took great liberties with the quotes of your post. As everything, subjective, opinions.

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1568823]I also confess my insanity, having always had a good time at the Palace in Frankfurt. Thank God for those meds. [/QUOTE]The Palace is The Palace, either love it or hate it. Haven't had any serious Palacian outbreaks lately, lucky enough. Every now and then just a little.

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1568823]On the take-out bit, you bet, the A management is super tough on this point, and they are very clear about it with the girls. I have heard stories of instant dismissals when those involved were busted. [/QUOTE]I have understood this and heard the same stories too. A bit strange though, to enforce this policy so strong, take-out is anyway a marginal phenomenon, taking into account the rather few mongers that are willing to spend the big bucks for just one girl, for one night. And then on the other hand A management doesn't seem to care about sub-standard performance in the rooms by the girls. The reception at least doesn't seem to have any interest at all in the matter. Have witnessed a few complaints in the club that were met with a "so, what do you think I can do about it" at the reception. A reputation of being a sub-standard service place is potentially ten times more damaging for a club than take-out could ever be.

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1568823]Of course, for one who likes the club scene so much, this should not be an issue.[/QUOTE]Of course not, as long as I get my robe and my slippers I'm happy. Although some take-out every now and then is rather stimulating.

PH

[QUOTE=PizdaHut;1568698]If I understood the above correct, someone actually prefers Artemis and Berlin in general over NRW and Hessen. [/QUOTE]Obviously.

Kimino.

[QUOTE=PussyLiccker;1568513]Major sausage fest last night. No memorable sessions. My impressions is predominantly Rom / Mod / Bul girls. I was hoping for some hot Germans. Didn't see any. A frequenter told me there are a group of German girls, but no show.

I think 20% Germans is an overstatement. I would say the worst line-up compared to my previous visits. I expected more from the only club in Berlin. If I could do this again, I would have just stayed in Hessen or NRW. Could be a bad day, but it's hard to imagine significantly better line-up based what I saw.[/QUOTE]Interestingly, I was laso of the assumption that there were Moldovan girls at Artemis. In fact, they are not from Moldova, but from Moldavia which is the name of the area in Romania next to Moldova east of the mountainrange. Yes, it used to be the same country way back in history...

They are all from Western Moldavia as seen on the last map here:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6a/Partitions_of_Moldavia.jpg

But more importantly, has anyone seen Marketa as of late? In Artemis or in any other German club?

Marketa has got a rich boyfriend and is out of the business.

[QUOTE=Zimmerbaby;1569379]Marketa has got a rich boyfriend and is out of the business.[/QUOTE]Best wishes ZB! We will you miss both. It was a pleasure spending time with you. LOL.

Cheers.

Kimino.

[QUOTE=Zimmerbaby;1569379]Marketa has got a rich boyfriend and is out of the business.[/QUOTE]Interesting... You?