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Hi Tom, is the busty one from Chicago Club, Playboy or HK? In any case, very nice! Thanks!

Ya, some of the Mexicans must think we're stupid with their upselling.

[QUOTE=Tomjackin; 1283263]The peso exchange was 13. 045 in San Ysidro so I stocked up a bit. I wasn't in HK for more than few minutes when a new cutie approached me, sat down, and butchered English. So I did my best and butchered Spanish, but not on purpose, but only because my Spanish still sucks, and we both did one hell of a job butchering both languages; I liked her. Plus she was photogenic. She wanted to show off her new tattoo.

It was a motorcycle / tattoo theme in HK and there were a few hogs set up, not the ones that walk around in LC, but regular Harleys. Once the new girl left, one of my favorites was swarming and watching, and then she saw her chance to swoop in for a drink, no worries, she played for the camera and was quite affectionate in the booth as well. My mesero made the ultimate mistake and left a bag of chips on my table. I launched them fuckers from the upper section to the lower section! They landed next to one of the hogs; he had a hell of a time retrieving them. Pic included.

Met up with Woodster (TJA) and his buddy in HK, stayed there a bit, and then moved on to Playboy. I admit Playboy has not been my cup of tea, but I decided to give it another try with Woodster and pal. Woodster and his friend hooked up right away and I decided to stay solo, because they had the only good looking girls already. The mesero returned with my screwdriver and told me it was $7. 00. Yep, I got pissed! I said,"There is no way in hell I'm going to pay 7 fucking dollars for a damn screwdriver, so you now have a couple of options, you can take the drink back, OR, you can go ask the bartender, the manager, or God, what is the real fucking price of this drink. He returned and said it was only 2 bucks.

The mesero swore up and down that I needed a girl to sit with. So one by one, he kept bringing them to me for my approval; each time I sent them packing, but at least with a dollar tip because I did check out the goodies. I was about to move on and out when he brought over this last girl. Tall, dark, and quite pretty. I asked him,"Where did you get her from, Hong Kong?" I told him, no thanks, but on my way out the door, she was sitting at the bar and gave me a big beautiful smile as I passed by. God Dammit! OK, just one drink! We chatted and exchanged numbers; another gal for the Tijuana bucket list.

I had a date lined up at Chicago Club, but she was a no show, so I bounced around and chatted with as many girls as physically and mentally possible. I ran into one, who I met before that gave me a great booth massage, and she speaks English to boot, but she is a bit older. She wanted to do a three some with this decent looking younger gal, but not much younger. I got them down to $120, for an hour, and it included the room. But she was acting like a used car salesperson and I deleted her from the three some. Then she got pissed and said,"This is a business and that's all." I replied,"I agree, but you don't have to act like it." Then I said,"For example, just how many business clients do you have each day? While your friend here is rubbing my cock and will get my business, you on the other hand only speak of dollars, so apparently you need to take a "Customer Service" class at a community college so you can figure things the fuck out." I spent a great hour with her friend.

I got a couple of toe shots for you toe freaks; I'm here to help.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=D Cups; 1283369]Hi Tom, is the busty one from Chicago Club, Playboy or HK? In any case, very nice! Thanks!

Ya, some of the Mexicans must think we're stupid with their upselling.[/QUOTE]Both of the busty ones are buddies of mine in HK. If we ever get a chance to meet up, I'd be more than happy to introduce you to both of them. One is a HK day girl and the other works at night, both are awesome.

Tom, good move sending those potato chips flying. It is a total act of disrespect when a mesero tries to pawn off chips on a seasoned veteran such as yourself.

Love the story of the chips as well as the info on the drink scam. It is these kinds of details that really help a guy who hasn't been to Tijuana in years. I'm going down in June for the first time since 2002, and it sounds like some things have changed, while others are still the same as they always were.

Was in the Zona Norte having a drink with some chicks in the Las Chevalas Bar when one of the street vendors came in the bar to sell some things off her over the shoulder flea market of gum, chicklets, chips, jerky, etc. I did not want anything so I started conversation with this beautiful lady beside me by asking her if she wanted anything, she said yes lets get some jerky and I will share it with you. We got the jerky, I paid for it and she proceeded to prepare the jerky unlike anything I had every seen, she put hot sauce on the jerky then took a lemon and squeezed the juice over the jerky, it was so delicious the best jerky I have ever had, then I proceeded to take her to the room and enjoyed her. Great night in the Zona! The next day I was back there enjoying the company of some different ladies when another vendor came in to sell her wares. I ordered some jerky put the hot sauce on and squeezed the lime over the jerky as I was taught the day before thinking I was brilliant, I offered some jerky to the ladies at the bar and they were all excited and said to me; You must be a Mexican! I said why do you say that, the lady said do you know what you are eating? I said yes Beef Jerky, she said NO that is DOG. Thankfully I had six beers in me and I kept right on eating as if everything was normal. Needless to say I have not ordered any more jerky in Tijuana!

Question.

What is the most women you have ever session with in one day.

What is the most women you have ever session with on one trip.

On average how many times do you session a day when you are mongering.

I ask these questions because I have been going way over board when I monger and I am just wondering what the norm is for everyone.

Thanks.

Chris

[QUOTE=Derekj6926;1284339]Was in the Zona Norte having a drink with some chicks in the Las Chevalas Bar when one of the street vendors came in the bar to sell some things off her over the shoulder flea market of gum, chicklets, chips, jerky, etc. I did not want anything so I started conversation with this beautiful lady beside me by asking her if she wanted anything, she said yes lets get some jerky and I will share it with you. We got the jerky, I paid for it and she proceeded to prepare the jerky unlike anything I had every seen, she put hot sauce on the jerky then took a lemon and squeezed the juice over the jerky, it was so delicious the best jerky I have ever had, then I proceeded to take her to the room and enjoyed her. Great night in the Zona! The next day I was back there enjoying the company of some different ladies when another vendor came in to sell her wares. I ordered some jerky put the hot sauce on and squeezed the lime over the jerky as I was taught the day before thinking I was brilliant, I offered some jerky to the ladies at the bar and they were all excited and said to me; You must be a Mexican! I said why do you say that, the lady said do you know what you are eating? I said yes Beef Jerky, she said NO that is DOG. Thankfully I had six beers in me and I kept right on eating as if everything was normal. Needless to say I have not ordered any more jerky in Tijuana![/QUOTE]Yummmm.

I'm skeptical, but anything is possible in Tijuana!

Since you're now following in our beloved President's footsteps, and enjoying his favorite dish, I found a link you'll enjoy! ;)

[url]http://puppybeef.com/history.php[/url]

Be sure to visit their sister site, kittybeef. Com. Between the two, you'll find something to satisfy your new-found craving! :)

You'll never look at your pets the same way again. :D

[QUOTE=Chris Long;1284457]I ask these questions because I have been going way over board when I monger and I am just wondering what the norm is for everyone.[/QUOTE]I don't think there is a norm in this hobby. Some are into sport fucking, as many as possible. Others are interested in one great GFE each day. Some are interested in have a wife experience for several days.

I personally think each style stems from previous experiences, whether it be from family members, girlfriends, or wives. Personally, I don't have to fuck 4-6 girls a day to prove my manhood, in fact, I could give a fuck what others think about me; but that's just me.

[QUOTE=Derekj6926;1284339]I ordered some jerky put the hot sauce on and squeezed the lime over the jerky as I was taught the day before thinking I was brilliant, I offered some jerky to the ladies at the bar and they were all excited and said to me; You must be a Mexican! I said why do you say that, the lady said do you know what you are eating? I said yes Beef Jerky, she said NO that is DOG.[/QUOTE]Bring that puppy on, but without the lime! In PI, I'm sure I ate dog, cat, and monkey, but cannot confirm it because BBQ sauce makes it all taste good. Here is the great street food in Thailand.

Okay, visited last night, a Wednesday, arriving about 7:30 & finally leaving about 11. Normal Tijuana hustle to the extreme, everybody is hounding you for something every 2 minutes, usually propinas.

Set at the stage so I could just relax & enjoy. In 30 sec the muchacha drops a girl in my lap. But. She was gorgeous & had a huge rack. So I said okay & bought her a drink ($10 plus the obligatory dollar tip for everybody & their little brother).

Bottom line, by the time I left she was boracha, I had felt up everything possible, had a great time and was out much more than was prudent, probably $200 or so. The muchacha, a very not-nice-looking older and very gorda lady offered me anything I wanted and kept feeling me up. She clearly was having a great time.

Furniture needs re-covering badly, most prices aren't bad by USA standards, the girls were very nice and several were gorgeous. So as long as you go with money in your pocket, can tolerate the incessant hustle and wait to visit the alley to get laid you can have a very good time. I had no issues in walking the distance to the Hong Kong area.

Only ran into one person that spoke a bit of English so some Spanish would certainly help. I'm pretty fluent and had a very good time joking & groping & drinking.

/dddick

Has anyone seen Luna from Chavelas? She is a thin 19yo with green eyes and fair skin, very cute girl, she asks 100 but maybe you can bargain with her

220 bucks just for some feelie action? That's three very fine times with nice girls at Adelitas, including room and tip.

[QUOTE=Dan D Dick; 1285039]Okay, visited last night, a Wednesday, arriving about 7:30 & finally leaving about 11. Normal Tijuana hustle to the extreme, everybody is hounding you for something every 2 minutes, usually propinas.

Set at the stage so I could just relax & enjoy. In 30 sec the muchacha drops a girl in my lap. But. She was gorgeous & had a huge rack. So I said okay & bought her a drink ($10 plus the obligatory dollar tip for everybody & their little brother).

Bottom line, by the time I left she was boracha, I had felt up everything possible, had a great time and was out much more than was prudent, probably $200 or so. The muchacha, a very not-nice-looking older and very gorda lady offered me anything I wanted and kept feeling me up. She clearly was having a great time.

Furniture needs re-covering badly, most prices aren't bad by USA standards, the girls were very nice and several were gorgeous. So as long as you go with money in your pocket, can tolerate the incessant hustle and wait to visit the alley to get laid you can have a very good time. I had no issues in walking the distance to the Hong Kong area.

Only ran into one person that spoke a bit of English so some Spanish would certainly help. I'm pretty fluent and had a very good time joking & groping & drinking.

/dddick[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Simonwagstaff;1285323]220 bucks just for some feelie action? That's three very fine times with nice girls at Adelitas, including room and tip.[/QUOTE]But at the end of the day $200 ain't really much to me & I had a very good time. If it's all about the dollar go visit Quito (Ecuador) where you can get a decent hostel for $3-5 a night and visit the chongas & get a beautiful woman for $6. I once new a guy who did just that, paying about $90 a month for room, $3. 5 a day for food and $12. 20 a day for girlsat2x / day. [BTW, when I visited Quito I went to the best in town & paid $15 plus tip. ]

That's why I was clear in the post. Had a great time, got my money's worth but it wasn't cheap. And if you just want to get laid, right away, there are certainly chearper options out there. Haven't ever gotten a gal at AB for $33 though ($220/5 minus the $11 room fee). Guess you're a better bargainer than I.

/dddick

[QUOTE=Dan D Dick; 1285475]But at the end of the day $200 ain't really much to me & I had a very good time. If it's all about the dollar go visit Quito (Ecuador) where you can get a decent hostel for $3-5 a night and visit the chongas & get a beautiful woman for $6. I once new a guy who did just that, paying about $90 a month for room, $3. 5 a day for food and $12. 20 a day for girlsat2x / day. [BTW, when I visited Quito I went to the best in town & paid $15 plus tip. ]

That's why I was clear in the post. Had a great time, got my money's worth but it wasn't cheap. And if you just want to get laid, right away, there are certainly chearper options out there. Haven't ever gotten a gal at AB for $33 though ($220/5 minus the $11 room fee). Guess you're a better bargainer than I.

/dddick[/QUOTE]I hear what you are saying Dan. The difference is that you are in Tijuana. Can't compare Tijuana prices to another location. At AB, standard is. 60 for the girl, .12 for the room, and. 1 for the cumboy. That's. 73; Multiply it times 3 and it's. 219.

Sometimes you just want to play, and have some fun with the girls. Usually ends up being more expensive than if you went to the room with them.

While in the Zona Norte I like to party like a Rock Star, I plan on four hundred a day. I give at least fifty to one hundred a day in tips to the girls while I play with them in the bars. If you are there it is up to you how you want to play. It is good to know you can come out of your room and for twenty you can get a BJ. Loving the ladies as I do I LOVE to tease and play with them between sessions. Some of us live very stressful lives in our professional lives and find relief in different ways. I find it so pleasurable just walking up to a lady and for a buck or two enjoying her lucious breasts or her beautiful sexy round ass or her sweet smile, buying a few drinks for a sexy lady, going in a booth if I feel like it and blowing twenty or forty dollars. Even on the street talking to the street girls and once in a while you find one who is as sweet as any AB or HK girl. The don't forget to help the less fortunate on the street.

If you got it! Enjoy it! That is my motto, everything I do in life I do to excess and I don't stop while in the Zona Norte!

I DO LOVE THE LADIES!

[QUOTE=Ath Trainer; 1285583]I hear what you are saying Dan. The difference is that you are in Tijuana. Can't compare Tijuana prices to another location. At AB, standard is. 60 for the girl, .12 for the room, and. 1 for the cumboy. That's. 73; Multiply it times 3 and it's. 219.

Sometimes you just want to play, and have some fun with the girls. Usually ends up being more expensive than if you went to the room with them.[/QUOTE]