FKK Artemis - Berlin

Visited Artemis in Berlin first time. It is conveniently located at S-Bahn Westkreuz station. Get out of the exit, go left, go over the bridge, then you can see it on the left.

The entrance fee was 80 euro, 30 min session was 60. CIM was 50. Other services, I did not try and did not ask (Greek, COB, etc). Non alcohol drinks were free.

I went in shortly after 3 PM. They told me they stop serving breakfast at 3 PM. I just missed it. They said dinner will be served at 6 PM.

I was able to access the basement, and the 1st floor without girl's company. You need to go with a gril (or girls) to access the top floor.

Basement was smoke free. It had a gym, pool, sauna, kino, a bar, etc. First floor had locker rooms (men's and women's), another bar and lounge, another kino, and the dinning room. Food was just okay. Nothing special. Lounge and bar area on the 1st floor was filled with smoke.

Spotted a few potentials during daytime, but not totally my type. So I took it easy and waited for the night shift's arrival (8 PM).

I met Daniella (from Austria) and had a nice session, although we left the room after 20 min. She was fair skined, bleached blonde, with very light blue eyes. She had also Asian like eye shapes, and if she wasn't fair skinned with light blue eyes, I would have thought she was from one of the Stans.

I also spotted Samuela (Turkey) and Isabella (Romania) as potential candidates. But they became busy as the evening went and I wasn't patient enough to wait for them. So I called off the night and went back to the hotel.

Overall, Artemis is a nice club, but it wasn't as comfortable as Palace. The best place to obsesrve the girls and interaction between them and the customers are at the stairways. So I needed to stand up all the time. The first floor bar was smoky. Food wasn't that great.

This is already a very nice club. And with a bit of changes, I thought this would be a superb club.

Lottanutt: try Adam Hotel. Is near Charlottenburg. Very Basic, good breakfast, nu more than 40 E/day, I've been there. And the taxi from Artemis to Hotel, at night is not more than 6-8 Euro (If you prefere walking at night will be 15-20 minutes)

I know I said that I would not be back at Artemis for a few weeks last night...but...I did not work long, as expected, on Friday and Saturday I found myself finished at noon...so...by around 16:30 on Saturday I found myself on the bus (almost door to door from my place to Artemis, how convenient) and headed for another night in the company of all the lovely ladies.

First things first I had a Milch Cafe at the bar then headed to the sauna for an hour or so. The I settled in at the downstairs bar on a sofa to read and wait. I read for some time and only had to turn down a couple of ladies who happened by. At around 19:30 Ella appeared and came over for a hug. Happy to see her I immediately asked her to a room.

The fav lady I was sort of waiting for looked like she would be again a no-show for the evening. She has not showed now for three weeks and I am beginning to admit to the fact that she may not be back.... Good thing I am not pining and that there are plenty of other ladies to distract me in the mean time!

What can I say about Ella? She was quite simply fantastic. I know that I am sometimes given to superlatives but I have to now say that Ella ranks up there with the top three service providers that I have seen in my life.

We started with a serious DFK session, teeth clicking, tongues dancing and lips (she has the softest lips) squishing. From there we went to a lengthy 69 until she sat back, my nose buried in her pussy as she rode my face and tongue to an orgasm-I love it when a lady rides my face like that.

Then she positioned herself between my legs and started to suck my cock. She really sucks cock when she sucks cock. I know that may sound a bit ridiculous but I think many women are really not so involved when they have a dick in their mouth. Ella seems to know just exactly how much pressure to use so that the pleasure is maximum and never crossing the sensitivity line. And she does not ignore the boys either again knowing just how hard to suck them without causing any pain.

Now I have to admit that as I lay there she could have just finished me with her mouth. Lets face it, a woman could really get a guy to agree to anything in the world when she has his dick in her mouth and is giving a top notch bj. In the back of my mind I was thinking-oh, and I sort of wanted this to be an inexpensive night....

But to her absolute credit she did not take any advantage of me in this weakened, completely helpless in fact, position. Rather as I approached my orgasm she took her mouth off little A and finished me with her hand. And there was nothing to complain about as her hj, like her bj, was top of the line perfect. I think some of my potential babies might still be hanging from the ceiling in Artemis tonight.

After a cuddle and a chat I headed down stairs to happily pay Ella, hit the shower and then the dining room for some diner-a beef in gravy concoction with the gravy tasting mainly of salt. Less than impressive and I agree that the food at Artemis could certainly be improved.

Than back to the downstairs to finish my book and recuperate.

The rest of the evening was kind of restless for me, once finishing my book and heading up to the big bar and all the action. It was not a very busy night. Indeed at one point, at around 22:00 I was in the upstairs bar and it was virtually empty of girls and men.

When the girls were there they would not leave you alone, well some of them anyway. I had yet another encounter with Leila from last week. After talking to her for a couple of minutes I realized that she had no idea who I was and that we had spoken last week and that I had told her that I had no attraction to her what so ever. So I had to repeat this. And this time she seemed to take it personally and asked incredulously if I was saying that she was unattractive. Yikes!

Finally I got it through to her that I was trying to tell her that she was not my type. I thought that after this she would leave me alone but still she would give it a try from time to time.

As it got later and later I knew that I wanted another session but had no real idea with whom. As always there are stirrings of interest from time to time but nobody really jumping out. At around 1:00 I gave myself a 15 minute limit to find a girl or leave. Then at about 1:10 I was headed towards the showers when at the door to the bar I spied a girl I had seen a couple of times earlier but never in really good light. Here by the door, as she chat up another punter who looked less than interested she looked really, really good. I waited a couple of minutes for him to turn her down and then as she turned to leave I motioned her over and asked her name.

Roberta. From Italy she claimed, though I suspect that this is a marketing gimmick on her part and she is in fact Romanian. But I could be wrong. Not wasting any time I asked her to a room and up we went, only to be met with a 20 minute wait for a room. No worries, the time was put to good use with a bit of talk and with Roberta getting little A ready under the robe, unrequested I might ad. A good sign?

In the room I soon realized that I had chosen well. Roberta ia a very sweet girl with a very hot, slightly skanky look to her. And when I lay her back on the bed and opened her legs I was also greeted by a very flesh prominent pair of pussy lips which regular readers will know are a real favorite of mine.

With Roberta the sex was good. Actually very good. Her bj was soft, smooth and she kept her hands well away. Her fake moans were just authentic enough to keep me interested and she was agreeable to everything I suggested even a bit of finger play which I find a rarity in Artemis girls.

We were in the room the full half hour after which I paid the girl, hit the change room and was soon on my way home. All in all a very satisfying evening.

[QUOTE=West By Sun]Hi Lottanutt,

I don't know if this information helps you but I dare say: I think you don't need a hotel in warking distance to Artemis, because Berlin has an excellent railway system, running all over the night in week end. And my favorite hotel in Berlin is Hotel Bogota.

[url]http://www.hotel-bogota.de/default.aspx?lang=en[/url]

This budget hotel is located in only two stops of S5 from Westcreuz(Artemis)and provides you a cheap but so wonderful retro mood style decoration room in perfect cleanness . The reception is open 24/24. It will cost you 2 or 3 euros to get to Artemis by train or 10 euros by taxi. You can avoid Hotel Ibis or this kind of tasteless, dull hotels to make your stay in Berlin nicer.

WBS[/QUOTE]
I can recommend Hotel Bogota too. Its basic but well situated just at the corner of the Kudamm.

Helmut Newton, the fashion and erotic photographer, once had his studios in the building.

It also has a Nazi past. I forget who used to have offices there. Might have been H. Himmler himself.

The good part of my job is I can more or less decide where to be and when in Germany. So on my way to Hamburg I am spending two days on business in Berlin. First night in town this Wednesday: Artemis it had to be, for the first time. Being sort of regular at Oase and GT (my fave clubs) I was very focused on this visit, just like a restaurant gourmet testing a new top class restaurant with high expectations.

Club facilities: very up-class atmosphere, chic lounge with huge bar counter (very nice the raised floor with sofas where everything can be perfectly observed), nicely displayed porno-kino. The lower floor is a huge wellness area very clean and welcoming (for the first time I saw people regularly using even the normal indoor pool), and there is another kino and a reasonable gym, for those who want do some push-ups without giving out 60 euros! I would say Artemis wins this against Oase and GT, it almost matches Palace which I would rate as top level.

Rooms: the rooms are all located on the upper floor (plus you can fuck in the kinos and in some small round beds with some weird curtains in the main lounge). Rooms are better fitted and cleaner as Oase (well it’s not that hard), but they are way way too dark and warm, the two things I hate the most). I like GT indoor rooms much better, and even for this Palace remains the top scorer.

Food: I stayed from 7pm to 1230pm, salad buffet was pretty ok but the announced fish was out and the chicken. Well, let’s just say I ate more pussy then food (new patent for Pussy Diet? )

Pussy: well guys, believe it or not, I was blessed at my first Artemis attempt with 120 checked-in girls. I guess it’s not the rule, since there is a busy Tourism Mess in town, but for sure a nice suprise for your friendly Bratwurst! All my stay there were never more robes than Mushis, and quite a party vibe in the main lounge. The quality of the cattle was very high as well, easily matched Oase, GT or Palace on good days. Just some of them could get pushy (not the best ones), though not like in FKK World. Overall relaxed and enjoyable atmosphere.

First zimmer with LENA: yes guys, she is the gorgeous BEATA when doing Oase. One of the prettiest smiles on earth, no make up, no earrings (but some tottoos and mushi piercing! ), full natural breasts, just the perfect next door hooker. Says she don’t enjoy DFK and DATY with everybody, but as I masturbated her laying on her stomach with my hand while licking her asshole and pussy she was soft and wet in 30 seconds. She delivers a solid BBBJ (though not skilled as other artists), and is overall a fun session.

LENA (ca. 25yo, Poland, short blonde hair, 178cm): face 9, body 8, service 8, 60 euros for full 30mins.

Fyi: BEATA / LENA needs some Abwechslung, and will be doing Oase from next Thursday for some days, grab her while you can down in BHH.

Second zimmer with ELLA: after reading some reports I spotted her in the kino and knew it was her before asking. I confirm the close to perfection ass-waist proportion, and the glowing personlity in and out of the room. Very high rating for the small, round and soft mouthlips (outstanding DFK! ) and the great ass. Too bad all that silicone in her breasts. Even though I did not get a GFE feeling in the session, and received a hot but not 5-star BBBJ (no DT), we really had a wild extended 69 + cowgirl rodeo (I just love small girls riding me! ).

She is an easy choice. Thanks to Angus and others, this forum rules!

ELLA (late 20’s, Russia, short curly blonde, 160cm): face 7, body: 8 (should be 7 in my book, but that ass.), service 8, 60 euros for 35 mins.

There was plenty of choice for another 10 zimmers. I remember reading some bad reports for CONCETTA (italia / germany) but you have to admit that she is one of the hottest gals in the house. A real doll. Lots of other names I forgot, I even saw some GT (SISSI) and OASE (DANA, others) regulars. Lots of bulgarian girls. Lots of italian boys, plus weird Rod Stewart lookalike with dyed hair and moustach was roarring everywhere with clothes (the manager? ). Two sweethearts were giving pole dance shows: one stunning east european looking blonde (with bad boob-job, though) and one nasty small curly redhaed which looked like half an hour of fun. Any help here with the names, guys?

One last comment: PRICE! Entrance is 80 euro, the standard session is 60 euro (extras 50). It is not cheap, if I compare with OASE or (even worse! ) GT, where I don’t expect lower quality sessions. Nonetheless I had a great time, intense sex sessions with two gorgeous ladies, sauna, hamam, dance-show and buffet for 200 euro, therefore I am tempted to be indulgent. No reason to write Berlin off my business schedules!

Ciao, e viva la fica!

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Excellent report Bratwurst. Look for it in the RoD thread.

Thanks

AM

Which is, in your opinion, the best fkk? I visited only Artemis in Berlin and it was great! Is there one better than Artemis, in Germany or in Switzerland?

Thanks!

Have any of you regulars at Artemis ever asked a lady to join you in the shower for a little lathering before a session? This happens to be a major fetish for me - I love to feel a girl's soapy skin. If I can't find that in Artemis, I think I would rather go to a brothel like KD, Liberty or Monrouge. Have you seen any action in the showers?

[QUOTE=Charles Browne]Have any of you regulars at Artemis ever asked a lady to join you in the shower for a little lathering before a session? This happens to be a major fetish for me - I love to feel a girl's soapy skin. If I can't find that in Artemis, I think I would rather go to a brothel like KD, Liberty or Monrouge. Have you seen any action in the showers?[/QUOTE]

Hi,

Never seen any action in the showers at Artemis. But if you find a girl who is willing there is a single stall shower in the bathroom upstairs (same floor as the rooms) so you could have some privacy.

AM

I have two questions for the forum:

1) Are the girls in this video representative of the average "quality" of the girls in Artemis (age, appearance)? [url]http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2226518/bravo_artms/[/url]

2) If I have about 200 euros to spend, I can either go to Artemis and have two 30 minute sessions (80 entrance, 2x60 for the sessions), or I can go and have two 60 minute sessions @ Monrouge, if I go there before 16.00 in the afternoon. Double the time... How would you choose and why? I don't have hours and hours of available time, so I can't spend the whole afternoon @ Artemis anyway.

Which one is the best is really subjective depending on who you ask. If you look at the threads here in German FKK sub-forum, you can see which clubs have the most active threads. Besides Artemis, I would say the Hessen big 3 (Palace, World, Oase) and some of the the NRW clubs (Golden Time, Bernds, Living Room) have the most active threads.

[QUOTE=Anarkypg]Which is, in your opinion, the best fkk? I visited only Artemis in Berlin and it was great! Is there one better than Artemis, in Germany or in Switzerland?

Thanks![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Charles Browne]I have two questions for the forum:

1) Are the girls in this video representative of the average "quality" of the girls in Artemis (age, appearance)? [url]http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2226518/bravo_artms/[/url][/QUOTE]I'd say yes. Unless you are very unlucky and go in a bad day there will always be at least 4-5 girls more beautiful than those of the video (and perhaps even much more beautiful). Obviously your tastes will be the judge but everytime I have been at Artemis I always saw at least 2-3 really stunning women and no more than a couple of downright ugly ones while the rest was more or less like the ones in the video.[QUOTE]2) If I have about 200 euros to spend, I can either go to Artemis and have two 30 minute sessions (80 entrance, 2x60 for the sessions), or I can go and have two 60 minute sessions @ Monrouge, if I go there before 16.00 in the afternoon. Double the time... How would you choose and why? I don't have hours and hours of available time, so I can't spend the whole afternoon @ Artemis anyway.[/QUOTE]Time is not everything. As I am the kind of guy who prefers to spend some minutes to talk with the girl, to see wheter there is something more than a beautiful body or not and given that this is not possible in a classic brothel as Monrouge, I'd say go to Artemis, even if it'll mean less time with the girls.
Unless you like very much one of the Monrouge's girls from the site that is.

[QUOTE=Charles Browne]I have two questions for the forum:

1) Are the girls in this video representative of the average "quality" of the girls in Artemis (age, appearance)? [url]http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2226518/bravo_artms/[/url]

2) If I have about 200 euros to spend, I can either go to Artemis and have two 30 minute sessions (80 entrance, 2x60 for the sessions), or I can go and have two 60 minute sessions @ Monrouge, if I go there before 16.00 in the afternoon. Double the time... How would you choose and why? I don't have hours and hours of available time, so I can't spend the whole afternoon @ Artemis anyway.[/QUOTE]


I would agree that this video shows pretty much the average. You will certainly find hotter girls and some that are below this "quality". The blond girl (I forget her name and have no personal experience) is said to be a pretty good lay. But I find her not so hot, just visually I mean. Not really my type.

Question two is more difficult to answer and all I can really do is give some considerations.

First Mon Rouge and their 100 euro offer. This is a great deal-if you can find a girl that really appeals to you and who happens to work weekdays. Not all the girls on the website do. For instance Nicky, who I heartily recommend for a PSE style session, will never be found there in the day so you will not see her for 100 euros/hr..

The one girl I know that will always be there Monday-Friday daytimes is Adriana. She is a very sweet girl and I am a regular with her but I have to say that my recommendation of her is guarded. That is she really only warmed up after multiple sessions and still I have had much better sex in my life than I have with her. But she is so sweet and nice to see that I let that slide and see her anyway.

So that selection for the 100 euro special will be limited.

As for Artemis, 200 euros is really not enough to have a really good time in this club. I think you have to be at least willing to spend 300. You may, in fact, only spend 200 but to have such a low limit (200) will put a lot of pressure on you to chose well, and it is just this sort of pressure that causes us mongers to chose badly.

And I also find that being able to sit and chat a bit with the girls before a session is well worth the higher price and less time in the room actually having sex-i.e. that part of the session you pay for. So I guess in the end, Artemis gets my vote.

Oh, one more thing about my answer to question one. I visit Artemis almost exclusively on Saturday evening so I can really only say that the girls in the video are average for a Saturday night. That is on Saturday night there are always girls much hotter than those in the video. Maybe on a weekday afternoon this is different.

As a truly born and bred berlin guy, i can recommend Bogoto highly.

Especially around Kudamm, there are still so many nice old style hotels, idealy situated for mongering..so no need to spend money on souless chain hotels

Thank you very much, Angus, for your advice. I have decided to raise my budget to a little above 300, and try to find a way to spend more time in Artemis than just an hour or two.

A few more questions for the wisdom here:

1) Can I ask a lady to give me a guided tour of the facilities? Would that obligate me to have a session with her?

2) How can I prepare myself for warding off the sharks? I'm sort of submissive, you could say - not sexually or socially, but I'm often easily persuaded. Should I rehearse phrases like "You're lovely, but I just came and wish to have a look around" and "Perhaps later"?

3) What "seals the deal"? Is it only when a lady goes down on little Charlie and puts her mouth on him? Can I engage in heavy genital petting and DFK with a lady, then have second thoughts and pull out of the engagement, without breaking the norm?

4) This is just me being lazy: What do the "extras" cost at Artemis?