Ho Chi Minh City - Massage Parlors

Thanks for post, AH45:

This may explain why, after I walked in, my girl gave me shitty service.

I arrived on my own. Could she have been told to just give the westerner a quick BJ and throw the bum out?

Maybe I need to go a few times to gain some respect.

[QUOTE=Alwayshard45; 1115366]I also just gave this a try. I'm surprised I've never been to it before as I have been up and down that road and visited many of the BnG shops there. When I went there was, what seemed like, a tour bus dropping off customers to the shop. There were about 20 xe om drivers and a bunch of tourists. I pulled in, parked the bike and walked in. I was asked to wait for an available girl / stall, not sure which. After about five minutes a cute young thing came out from the back and they asked for the money up front. They quoted me $20 USD. I didn't quiet here well enough and I proceeded to give them 200k VND. When I realized they were still waiting for more money, I asked whats wrong. They said "400k please, or $20 USD, prefer USD not VND." I was real surprised. I asked why is it 400k instead of 200k like before. They said that tourists pay 400k, always. So I grabbed my money out of the guys hand, said a few choice words in Vietnamese and walked away. As I turned he asked how do I know this place and some other stuff in VNese. We ended up having a small chit-chat and he realized I wasn't apart of the motorbike entourage. Basically, if you take a xe om or taxi to his shop, it costs 400k because they have to give a percentage to the driver.

After I get through to the back, everything else went accordingly. Stripped down to nothing, got cleaned up, enjoyed wonderful views and positions. The only thing I didn't get was the body to body rub. My girl was a great performer all the way til the end and more. She was a real cutie. She also spoke really good English, I wasn't expecting that as most girls on this street know close to nothing of English. Afterward, she attempted to give me a back massage, which was not of top-notch quality, but no complaints either. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Cappy; 1115421]Thanks for post, AH45:

Maybe I need to go a few times to gain some respect. [/QUOTE]Not sure about gaining respect but becoming a regular can have its benefits. Then again after a while the girl / s will get too comfortable and the service will plateau then start to drop.

[QUOTE=B Sahdow; 1115392]Hi All.

Can anyone please tell me when massage venues (DBP, NBK etc) generally close? Midnight? Earlier?

Thanks!

BS. [/QUOTE]Much earlier than midnite! This is not BKK or the PI. They may close at 10 PM at the latest, but I would not go there after 9-9:30 or so.

JD

[QUOTE=Cappy; 1115421]Thanks for post, AH45:

This may explain why, after I walked in, my girl gave me shitty service.

I arrived on my own. Could she have been told to just give the westerner a quick BJ and throw the bum out?

Maybe I need to go a few times to gain some respect. [/QUOTE]It IS only a place for a quick BJ. 15-20 mins and out the door. Fully naked CIM (usually) BBBJ. Some girls are great, some good, some so-so. What do you expect for $10?

JD

I don't know if my post event can be counted, since I don't exactly know the name of the place I visited. To tell the truth, I can't remember the name!

I wanted a massage, and hailed a taxi and asked him to bring me to a massage parlor. He couldn't speak english. After trying to converse with his other friend, his friend gave him some directions and the taxi driver was bringing me to Bin Thanh district. There were lots of people going to this "Massage / Spa" house, and lots of security guards too. When queuing up for a ticket, I was given the "Super VIP" ticket for 220, 000 dong. And then up the stairs into my own room.

The room was lavish. Large, with its own steam bath and sauna. I changed and went around to play with the facilities. Although of course that wasn't what we came here for. Then came in this cute girl, which is about 6 in looks and 7 for body. She couldn't speak a single word for English, but we managed to gesture what we were here for.

In short, she showers me, cleans me, dries me, and then brings me to the table, leaving me there which so goes clean herself up. When back, proceeds to a BBBJ, and allowing me to touch her tits and finger her from below. No naked stuff no FS, she said something that I think it meant "the people from outside can look in."

Once the job was done, she gave me a good massage rub down the rest of the body, and then I tipped her 100k. She protested for more, but we got to maintain the market value baby! Just tell her "I have no idea what you are talking about!" and walk away.

On my way out, my cab driver was still there waiting for me, and he explained to be the words "Massage" is pronounced as "Xoa Bop" (Sua Bop)."SPA" is "Xiong Hoa" (Seong Hwa). So if you need just tell the driver "Sua Bop"!

So, my first attempt at a small punt in Vietnam. I had been doing my RTFF's and was planning a trip out to DBP later this afternoon, however tragedy struck when I was approached by a cyclo driver at Ben Thanh Market who offered massage.

Now, I know these guys are basically all crooked and will take me for anything I'm worth, so I try to control the situation. He says "pay whatever you want at the end", I know this is a trap and confirm prices are the start. He says he knows a "massa" place, and makes the BJ motion. He says this will be 200k.

Oh what a fool I am. Sometimes you just know when your thought process changes from north to south, and in VN that can be pricey.

He takes me to a place that I believe was in D7 from signs on the surrounding shops. Didn't appear to have a name sign out front, but to be fair, I had started drinking at 10am and wasn't really paying attention.

The place itself is pretty much what I would of imagined from a blow and go, more then a massage with happy ending. A dark shaded doorway. 5 attractive girls (even the one I believe was the mama was a hotty) on the ground floor. Ticket was 200k and I am led up two flights of stairs to a room with three massage tables. While the girl I thought was going to massage me starts helping me undress, a second girl comes in. It was apparently a two girl massage. To be honest, they were both hot and I had never had this before, so I rolled with it.

The first big WTF moment was when I went to take off my pants. In a massage joint, I would normally go down to my boxers. They said no and I jumped on the table still wearing pants. The massage at the start never really happened, they unbottoned my jeans and went straight for my jewels. Once that was out, one started working down stairs and the other occupied me upstairs (nipples, neck etc).

Then they drop the price. Now, I'll preface this: I know I did bad. Noone needs to tell be how bad this was, I'm aware. 1.6M VND for both girls and multiple blows. Oh crapfuckit. I counter with 1M and after what seemed like an eternity of teasing and pleading from them (jesus christ it's hard to negotiate with your jewels in someones hand) we settle on 1. 2M. I KNOW! I'm ruining the economy, I overpaid hugely and the worst part: I knew I should not have gone with the cyclo as those rides NEVER end well.

They begin and yes, it was actually one of the better blowjobs I've had. Had full access to both of them (they wern't exactly helpful ie. Moving bras, but I just dove in with it and had some fun with it.). Long blowjob followed by a truely horrible massage (I mean, I'm still wearing pants) and then another blowjob.

The only redeaming factor was the satisfaction of watching my massueses argue when the one blowing me went to finish with HJ, and misjudged the angle. A nice whack of my goop went into the hair of the one sucking on my nipples. She wasn't happy about it.

The moral of this story is to maintain thinking with you head in VN.

Hopefully my next report is more positive.

BS.

[QUOTE=B Sahdow;1116144]So, my first attempt at a small punt in Vietnam. I had been doing my RTFF's and was planning a trip out to DBP later this afternoon, however tragedy struck when I was approached by a cyclo driver at Ben Thanh Market who offered massage.[/QUOTE]Thanks for this hysterically funny report. It reminds me of the one by the guy who went with the girl far away to a hotel, then knew there was somebody else in the room stealing his wallet, but he didn't want to turn around because he was enjoying his massage or he did not want to interrupt them or something. That guy got a lot of satisfaction from not paying the girl or the hotel as he had no more money. He really showed them, he felt.

As one who read the Forum and knew that a sure thing, safe, easy. 200k CIM BBBJ was available to you only a short taxi ride away at Bennys, it's hard to understand why you paid 1. 4m for the same. Nothing to do with thinking down rather than up. More like not thinking at all. But then again, you were drunk in the middle of the day.

JD

[QUOTE=B Sahdow; 1116144]So, my first attempt at a small punt in Vietnam. I had been doing my RTFF's and was planning a trip out to DBP later this afternoon, however tragedy struck when I was approached by a cyclo driver at Ben Thanh Market who offered massage.

He takes me to a place that I believe was in D7 from signs on the surrounding shops. Didn't appear to have a name sign out front, but to be fair, I had started drinking at 10am and wasn't really paying attention. [/QUOTE]You mean a xe-om (motorbike taxi) rider. I doubt it was a [i]cyclo[/i] That took you 8-10 km from the centre of D1 to D7 unless he had mechanized legs.

To put things further in perspective, you paid a little more than half the average monthly wages of a restaurant server to these 2 girls for your 'small punt'. In US terms, if a restaurant server makes USD 8 / hr excluding tips, thats 8 x 40 x 4 = USD 1280 a month, excluding tips. In other words, its like you paying USD 700 for a tandem BJ in the US. Try that for size, redeeming factor or not.

[QUOTE=B Sahdow; 1116144]The moral of this story is to maintain thinking with you head in VN.

Hopefully my next report is more positive.

BS. [/QUOTE]Thanks for the delightful report, Makes a change reading normal reports, even though you know you overpaid you still decided to post up here knowing you will get flamed, I say good on ya. I appreciate your honesty.

I'm sure we've all overpaid or over indulged at some point in time, Hopefully we learn from it and move on.

I'm sure you tipped the girls extra as Tet is approaching hehehe.

Yes you have to keep your wits about you especially in VN where the attractions for mongering are more subtle than say Tld, Indo, Phils etc. Due to the secrecy of the business there are far too many unscrupulous ripoff merchants operating on the unassuming (and assuming) public.

I can't wait to read your next report

Here's a article from the online rag.

[url]http://vietnamnews.vnagency.com.vn/Social-Isssues/208049/Massage-parlour-chain-boss-jailed.html[/url]

First thank you to Johndao for putting the location on this board. As I read some similarities to my own expieriences here let me submit a detailed report of what happended there.

I first visited the place in December, upon entry a girl walked up to me and said; ticket is 300. 000, I just ignored here walked up to the Papasan and gave him 200. 000, upon which he nodded to the girl and off we went to the back, not the cubines on the right which have big tables as described by Johndao, but back left the cubines and tables are very small. I want good service, so whenever I take a girl I tell her here is a 100. 000 tip for you, up to you, do as I ask you, give good service make me happy, the tip is yours, not good it stays with me. Never have been disappionted. The service here at Khai Hoan was tops. However the girl was EXTREMELY curious how I had found the place, so just told here I was wandering around in the area looking to rent a house and in passing her place I had just; smelled; girls were inside. She just smiled.

Last Saturday went there again, upon entry was met by 5 male hustlers who were wandering around there asking what I wanted, told them it was not there business and to fuck off, then put by ass down in the black sofa opposite the Papasan, these nice boys came standing in front of me, asking I wanted BJ, told them no I come here for foot massage, upon one of them started running to the door.

Got my ass up and gave the Papasan 200. 000, which he straight threw back at me, pointed his finger at a book where was written dollar 25, I told him no. He started shouting to me to get out. I asked him quitly what the problem was.during all of this, including the hustlers, I never raised my voice-, he again said you pay dollar 25, I told him this was not going to happen, upon a few of these bumsters came to close to me for me liking so I gently but with force pushed them off, they said Tet is coming blablablablabla, anyway I had to give in and add another 100. 000 because this situation could not continue, it would end badly, maybe for me, but sure for some of them. (at nearly 2 meter and 250 pound I am no pushover)

Service was again impeccable. Then the girl told me that there are at least a dozen other of these places in the same street with the difference they take not off their clothes like in Khai Hoan.

Went there again last Tuesday, Papasan was not there, anyway not to be seen, nor were there any hustlers except for one male; guard kind of; who was sitting there in not to clean clothes and was very kind to me, just took a girl and went to the back, straight into the cubs with the big table, again very very good service, upon leaving she just said to me give 200. 000 to her (one of the olders girls inside) , and moved my ass out of there.

So, in conclusion, clearly they are asking themselves questions where all these white foreigners are suddenly coming from, walking in their place. Let us try to stand our ground on the prices, otherwise.

[QUOTE=Camboblowshooter; 1117246]Last Saturday went there again, upon entry was met by 5 male hustlers who were wandering around there asking what I wanted, told them it was not there business and to fuck off, then put by ass down in the black sofa opposite the Papasan, these nice boys came standing in front of me, asking I wanted BJ, told them no I come here for foot massage, upon one of them started running to the door.

So, in conclusion, clearly they are asking themselves questions where all these white foreigners are suddenly coming from, walking in their place. Let us try to stand our ground on the prices, otherwise. [/QUOTE]As I reported earlier, I had a very similar experience a few weeks ago. When I was there there were tons of hustlers and xe om drivers around. The girl also asked me a few times, how did I know the place and who told me. I always just say,"a friend of mine told me"/"ban cua anh". Usually that shuts them right up. I'm not sure sure if these "xe om parties" that come out there are from this forum or another, or how they know of these places. BUT, to me it sounds like, those guys are all hired by the management to seek out tourists and if you look the part they will do what they can to grab a little extra money. In my experience, if they (in the past and the future) try to make me pay higher than normal. I just kindly (in vietnamese) so no thanks, because there are plenty more shops on this street. I've even grabbed my money out of that Papasan's hands in the past and made my way to the door, even with tons a "security guards" surrounding me. 100% of the time before I can complete my 4th step towards the door, they come out with apologize and escort me to the back, of course after paying the correct amount.

Tet is here, so maybe that is giving the old man an additional reason to charge higher. I wonder if he has increased prices for everyone, not just tourists.

Tet is here, so maybe that is giving the old man an additional reason to charge higher. I wonder if he has increased prices for everyone, not just tourists. [/QUOTE]No, there is no increase in price, the 100. 000 extra I just offered him to get him pull back, I simply did not want to do the effort to walk to the next one as I was after a particular girl inside the place. He did not ask for it, he wanted $25, but he took it. But if he had not accepted the 300. 000 would have taken it and walk out, for sure, that was it, no more, otherwise we spoil all pricing for each of us.

The next time I was there after this incident paid 200. 000 ticket AFTER finishing the girl, that was paid to another older (working) girl inside as the Papasan was not there, nor were there hustlers.

And for sure you can fuck them as well, if not on the premises then outside, no problem at all. And this I can tell you as a certainty.

On a side, anybody interested in forming a group? Doing our; walks; with 3 or more is so much more fun (and safety) then the lone ranger. Any suggestions / ideas?

Paid a visit to both these places in the past week. First off, props to those who have posted before—without you, I never would've known where to begin. First up was My Tien. Went in at about 930pm. Three girls on offer, all about the same in looks, so I just went with the girl whose turn it was—mamasan assured me she was 'very good'. Paid 100K to the house and we went to a very small back room with two tables divided by a partition. I don't know why earlier posts report of being led upstairs. I saw nothing that resembled a stairway.

My experience here was mediocre. The lady looked to be in her early 30s. As soon as we got in the room, it was all business. Not even a half-assed attempt at massage, just a quick face wash, a wipe of the nasty bits, and she was off to the races. She pulled down her top and hiked down her panties allowing me full access. Decent tits, nice long nipples. But it was obvious she was trying to finish the job as quickly as possible. I was the only person there and maybe they wanted to close up, but still. Her technique was ok, but too rushed for my liking. After the inevitable, another quick scrub and that was that. I tipped her 100K, but she tried to get more. For that level of perfunctory service? Not a chance. I walked on out into the night.

After that experience, I honestly wasn't all too keen on visiting a hot toc again. But I decided to check out Ben Ny. I arrived at about 800pm. I went inside and was immediately greeted by a petite lady, again early 30s, who appeared to have very nice curves. I gave 100K to the papasan, and she took me into the back room filled with reclined barber chairs. There were a few Vietnamese guys there as well. She then proceeded to wash my face and give a half-hearted massage. Her hands and skin felt very soft—so I took this as a good sign. After five minutes or so of this, she motioned into a small cube directly behind my chair. After closing the door and turning on the fan, she motioned for me to unbutton my shirt and hitch down my pants. For her part, she hiked up her skirt and popped out her tits. For such a slight lady, what lovely, luscious tits they were! All natural. Very small areolas. She rubbed all over me, licking all the way. I have to say, her skin smelled fabulous. This went on for several minutes. I groped her entire body as much as she would permit. She would emit these curious bark-like cries when I went too far. Did I mention her wonderful tits? I tried to initiate a titty fuck, but she would have none of it. She spent a lot of time licking my balls, which I really like, and she was quite skilled at playing around the entire shaft and head area—again another favorite of mine.

When the moment of truth finally arrived, she hunkered down and made sure to drain me of every drop. As you can probably guess, this was a vastly better experience. After clean up, some small talk, and feeling up her superb tits as much as I could, it was time to go. I gave her 100K, which she took very graciously. She did not even try to plead for more. But based on that encounter, I almost wish I had given her another 50K. She led me out into the lobby area arm-in-arm. We passed by several other quite attractive ladies, though not as young as other reports suggest. No early 20s—most appeared late 20s and older.

Bottom line: I might consider giving My Tien another try, if it were the only place in the area, but after the level of service I enjoyed at Ben Ny, they have earned my business whenever I am in the DPP area. It was no contest. I could easily see making that lady at Ben Ny a regular, and if I lived in HCMC, I probably would. I do plan to hit Ben Ny on my next trip and I hope she's still there.

I decided to stay at Vien Dong Hotel which is in district 1, near Ben Thanh Market. The reviews for the hotel online were pretty good, and the price wasn't too bad. After checkout the door man mentioned the spa to me and talked about getting a HJ in there, pretty sweet setup having a spa that stays open till 1am IN your hotel. Well after exploring the city a bit I headed back to the hotel's spa. Took the regular massage ticket which was 180k, this spa is a pretty sweet setup. You get a sauna, steamroom, hotub, and a table shower if you want. Decided to try a little bit of each, the only werid thing was when I was finished with the hot tub, one of the employees asked if I wanted to shower up. I said sure and then he lead me to the table shower room, ok normally I like table showers but when he told me to lay down I was expecting a girl to come in and do the table shower, NOPE it was HIM. Good thing he didn't scrub my bits or anything but still it was definitely a werid experience.

Once that was done, I was lead to a lounge room where you can get foot massage if you want. I decided to go straight to the massage, as I was getting lead to my room I could get a look inside each room with clients. I got to say most of the girls were pretty damn cute. The girl I pulled was sweet as hell, and had super soft skin. The massage was great, but the ending was the best I had in Vietnam, she did NOT ask for any kind of money at all, just after the deed she gave a sheet that I wrote the tip on. I know most guys on here don't like HJ's that much but I personally really enjoy them if done right, sure I rather have a BJ but HJ is right up there too. LOL