Harare Report: Massage Heaven
USD:
My biggest concern coming to Harare was the currency. This certainly didn't turn out to be refrigerator heaven (the steak melts of your tongue like chicken though, unlike the rubber they sell back home), but the dollar was doable. There's plenty of ATM's that give dollars in town, just hit any Stanbic Bank. After drawing money I only loose 3 cents on a dollar with the ATM costs in account so this was fine.
Everybody takes USD. The problem is that there's no coins so everything costs 1 USD now. If you want banana's with a street vendor you have to buy 7. If you want mandarins you have to buy 5. If you want to buy a 500 ML coke on the street because you're thirsty you have to buy 2. If you want a drink in a bar, you have to pay 1 USD or take 2. The minibus back to town is 0. 25 cents in Kampala, 0. 40 cents in Lusaka. Here you now pay 1 USD for the ride.
The price for food in the supermarket is high. The price for medicines in the pharmacy is ridiculous, for example morning after pills in Lusaka are 0. 60 USD, here it's 3 USD. There's no Game here so if you need some cheap stuff for your room you're fucked.
So the transport and the price of living is sort of killing it. Spar hands out 0. 50 USD coupons for your change but you loose it on their prices, lot's of lollipops instead of change at OK supermarket.
Away from the safety and comfort of your room, waiting on your Tinder date and back on the street. However lot's of girls here kept their armpits and pussies sort of trimmed hairy (Big Apple red light zone) which I dig and their pussies were always exceptionally wet so I didn't want to miss out.
Visa:
30 day visa upon entry at the airport. Then you can go to immigration twice for a free 30 day extension. After which you can go in 3 times for a 20 USD 30 day extension. So a total of 180 days allowed on a tourist visa. This is accurate information enquired in June 2024.
Weather:
So far the sun always shines but the nights are cold. Much colder then Nairobi even. First town I don't have a fan but an electric heater instead! At night the temperature drops to 6°see so having a look at the street girls around Big Apple is a bit chilly.
Massage Brothels:
I checked out these massage parlours / escort pages in Nairobi as well. The girls weren't pretty, raw sex was not on the menu or too expensive. Harare on the contrary is really a massage brothel town!
You should check out these pages:
[URL]https://www.classifieds.co.zw/zimbabwe-massage[/URL]
- Yeah just start calling all 372 adds. No matter how bad she looks, call them and ask for their location and how many girls they have in house. 8 out of 10 times you'll find a pretty slim girl not in the adds. Those big girls in a row on the photo are not reality.
[URL]https://escortzimbabwe.com/[/URL]
- Same goes for these pages. Just call everybody and locate their massage brothels! Mostly the same parlours as listed on classifieds.
I'm not listing phone numbers or house numbers, most of the time you'll need to call at the gate anyway. This list will help you when you're here:
Braeside:
Chloe Massage: Hackney Rd (3 girls).
Zero Gravity: Dieppe Rd (post office side) (10 girls).
Anita Spa: Gladstone Rd (10 girls).
Hillside:
Heaven Spa: Helm Avenue (10 girls).
Belvedere:
New Flavas Spa: Charls Bullock Ave (10 girls).
Pearl Spa: Ganges Rd (near ZESA NATIONAL TRAINING CENTRE) (10 girls).
Highlands:
1 or 2 girls: Mukarakate Square (it's the 2nd left of Grosvenor Road after Sloane St).
3 girls: Portal Rd.
Eastlea:
Oasis Spa: Boundary Rd.
? Clyde Rd.
Avondale Area:
3 girls: Sherwood Drive (Strathaven).
3 girls: Windermere Drive (Strathaven).
Ohmle Babes: close to Graham Ave near "The Cleaning Guys" (Farrel Close) (Emerald Hill).
Pamela's Spa: Near "blue lagon" shopping centre (Emerald Hill).
Winter Massages Spa: Devon Rd (Avondale West).
They are brothels with up to 10 girls. They're all over town! I'm particularly choosey especially after Lusaka but there was at least one girl of my liking every time. They charge 20 USD for sex with condom, some might ask 5 USD extra for a raw BJ. I recommend you put down 60 USD for the bare sex premium experience. "60 USD sounds steep? Yeah well let's be honest, that's what Tinder girls in Lusaka and Nairobi want as well for amazing long diverse raw sex, paying less only ruins your experience.
I've located 20 brothels so far. There's more then 30 I'm sure. I visited 2 of 4 addresses I found in the Avondale / Strathaven / Emerald Hill part of town. They were unwilling to do service here, sex with a condom and at least 30 USD if you want a raw BJ. Girls didn't want to kiss, have raw sex or even have their pussies licked. Another place might be different but I decided to stay away from this part of town. Brothels in Braeside / Hillside and Belvedere do great service.
All these brothels are in big villas, the double beds are good and clean. The accommodation is good, much better then the double beds divided by curtains in Holly's or The Liz.
Transport:
Tinder girls seem to use inDrive app, I see these on the street in Big Apple area waiting as well. For both the cabs as inDrive I pay 15 USD to my hotel, an hour waiting and bringing her back. Like other towns in Africa the minibus drives specific routes straight to town, it's 1 USD at all times, no matter how far or close to your destination you are. In addition to the minibus there's also private cars doing routes slightly different of the minibus taking in up to 4 passengers. They also charge 1 USD but are more comfortable. Just stand by the road and put your hand up, they'll stop. For example the minibus will head to Angwa Bus Terminal but the private cars will head to Joina City on the same route. For Belvedere and Avondale head to Copacabana Bus Terminal. Braeside is Fourth Street Bus Terminal.
At the intersection of Fidel Castro Rd and Chinhoyi St there's many shops with bicycles for sale going for 100 USD.
Internet Dating:
On the contrary of what other members reported there is barely a hookup dating scene. I'm not stupid, I was on Tinder in Kampala, Nairobi and Lusaka with amazing succes. There's little here. Not on Tinder, not on Badoo and especially not on ZimHookup.
After a week in Nairobi I got 40 matches 18-23 yo, 15 agreed on a hookup right after saying nothing but "Hi, How are you? Here I have 2 matches after a week who only want to date.
After 2 weeks I didn't manage to hookup on Tinder. One girl wanted 50 USD for condom sex and 100 USD for raw sex. That's without the transport costs of inDrive. There's better looking girls for less at the many brothels so I passed. Another wasn't even going to come for a 100 USD. This was so easy in other towns like Kampala, Nairobi and Lusaka.
Price:
Street girls in Lusaka for a quickie with condom start at nearly 8 USD. Street girls in Nairobi at 15 USD. Here in Harare they quote 5, 7 or 10 USD. If sex with a condom is what you want Harare is a very cheap place to go. The street scene is better looking then Nairobi or Kampala. Raw sex in Kampala is about 14-16 USD, here it starts at 30 USD but a boda driver (Motorbike) in Kampala goes for as little as 0. 25 USD per km and here I have to pay 15 USD for a cab. That's for a 4 km ride to my hotel, an hour waiting and bringing her back to town. In Nairobi we used the Uber app, Yango in Lusaka. The girls have phones with the app, the drivers show up pronto. Not over here. I only used inDrive in Harare when I found one waiting in town.
So the cab really kills the price. I didn't find a hotel in town nearby enough that was willing to discount a long term stay. Of course you can have a quickie for only 10 USD at Holly's or the Liz but raw sex was hard here with the pretty ones. City Sports Bar is even cheaper (5 USD) but they weren't my type.
Locations:
Short time hotels in City Centre:
-Dolphin Guest House (Kaguvi St) 10 USD.
-Elmfield Lodge on 111 Fife Ave (Corner Fife Ave and Third St) 10 USD (Streetwalkers hanging out on the intersection 24/7, at a large fire at night).
Closed:
-Londoners = I read it used to be famous for popularising strip shows, it's a decent bar now, no girls, no hookers, no strip shows. Looked like a bunch of gents from the golf club.
-Circus Night Club.
-Tipperary's.
-Private Lounge right next to Holly's (Holly's is open though).
Streetwalkers:
-Third Street. North of Russell Hotel. Was quoted 10 USD as early as 4 pm. These girls are 24/7 available.
-Avenue area: The block of Baines and Josiah Chinamano Avenue between Third and Seventh Street. Girls making fires at night. No clubs nearby meaning older ladies.
-In front of and the area north and south of Big Apple Night Club (Mbuya Nehanda St) 5-10 USD. Girls every night 7 pm until late. Most girls don't show until 10 pm and there's a lot more girls during weekends.
-Akiz / Archies / Archipelago Club = one walker in front on Friday night.
Bars:
-Big Apple Night Club = Rooms inside with girls. Bringing in girls from outside allowed.
-Club 263 = No entrance fee / 1 USD drink. Rooms inside, only saw older girls. Bringing in girls from outside not allowed.
-City Sports Bar (south of Queens Hotel on Kaguvi St) = No entrance fee / 1 USD drink. Saw one girl inside, also about 12 rooms in the back. Quick fuck or handjob for 5 USD, not much service on offer, small single beds.
-Akiz / Archies / Archipelago Club = 2 USD entrance fee / 1 USD drink. 20 girls inside doing lap dances, no rooms. ST 10-20 USD.
-The Liz = in the street Behind Hotel Elizabeth. The hotel is on corner Julius Nyere Way / Robert Mugabe Rd, the bar / brothel is on corner Rezende St / Robert Mugabe Rd. 2 USD entrance fee / 1 USD drink. Bar on the 1st floor, rooms on the 2nd floor. Maybe 20 girls inside. 10 USD basic quick fuck ST, everything else incl BJ is extra.
-Holly's = 1 USD entrance fee / 1 USD drink. Girls upstairs with rooms, beds divided by curtains. Double bed though. 10 USD for ST.
*These are minimum prices for basic sex. I payed more for premium service.
If you're here for only two weeks you'll be running around fucking twice daily. This is the city with the most to do I visited so far. Another girl every evening of the week in the Big Apple red light zone, a visit to Holly's and The Liz, Archies in the weekend and then there's still at least 30 brothels where you'll get laid every time.
Maybe this is the best destination for sex with a condom starting at 5 USD on the street to 20 USD in the brothels. For girls in town, the streetwalkers at Big Apple zone, Archies, Holly's I recommend paying 30 USD for raw sex. In the brothels I recommend paying 60 USD for the service. That way you'll have a good vacation guaranteed. Morning after pills go for 3 USD. A bottle of PEP for 15 USD.
Even with the cabs involved town is cheaper but the brothels do better service. At some point in other towns Tinder always runs dry. Tinder girls tend to be more beautiful and younger but with over 30 brothels in town Harare has a lot more choice. Top destination IMHO.
Will you do a review on Uganda and Zambia as well?
Thanks for a very good review.
Will you do a review on Uganda and Zambia as well?
[QUOTE=Nomad3587;2922407]USD:
My biggest concern coming to Harare was the currency. This certainly didn't turn out to be refrigerator heaven (the steak melts of your tongue like chicken though, unlike the rubber they sell back home), but the dollar was doable. There's plenty of ATM's that give dollars in town, just hit any Stanbic Bank. After drawing money I only loose 3 cents on a dollar with the ATM costs in account so this was fine.
Everybody takes USD. The problem is that there's no coins so everything costs 1 USD now. If you want banana's with a street vendor you have to buy 7. If you want mandarins you have to buy 5. If you want to buy a 500 ML coke on the street because you're thirsty you have to buy 2. If you want a drink in a bar, you have to pay 1 USD or take 2. The minibus back to town is 0. 25 cents in Kampala, 0. 40 cents in Lusaka. Here you now pay 1 USD for the ride.
The price for food in the supermarket is high. The price for medicines in the pharmacy is ridiculous, for example morning after pills in Lusaka are 0. 60 USD, here it's 3 USD. There's no Game here so if you need some cheap stuff for your room you're fucked.
So the transport and the price of living is sort of killing it. Spar hands out 0. 50 USD coupons for your change but you loose it on their prices, lot's of lollipops instead of change at OK supermarket.
Away from the safety and comfort of your room, waiting on your Tinder date and back on the street. However lot's of girls here kept their armpits and pussies sort of trimmed hairy (Big Apple red light zone) which I dig and their pussies were always exceptionally wet so I didn't want to miss out.
Visa:
30 day visa upon entry at the airport. Then you can go to immigration twice for a free 30 day extension. After which you can go in 3 times for a 20 USD 30 day extension. So a total of 180 days allowed on a tourist visa. This is accurate information enquired in June 2024.
Weather:
So far the sun always shines but the nights are cold. Much colder then Nairobi even. First town I don't have a fan but an electric heater instead! At night the temperature drops to 6see so having a look at the street girls around Big Apple is a bit chilly.
Massage Brothels:
I checked out these massage parlours / escort pages in Nairobi as well. The girls weren't pretty, raw sex was not on the menu or too expensive. Harare on the contrary is really a massage brothel town!
You should check out these pages:
[URL]https://www.classifieds.co.zw/zimbabwe-massage[/URL]
- Yeah just start calling all 372 adds. No matter how bad she looks, call them and ask for their location and how many girls they have in house. 8 out of 10 times you'll find a pretty slim girl not in the adds. Those big girls in a row on the photo are not reality.
[URL]https://escortzimbabwe.com/[/URL]
- Same goes for these pages. Just call everybody and locate their massage brothels! Mostly the same parlours as listed on classifieds.
I'm not listing phone numbers or house numbers, most of the time you'll need to call at the gate anyway. This list will help you when you're here:
Braeside:
Chloe Massage: Hackney Rd (3 girls).
Zero Gravity: Dieppe Rd (post office side) (10 girls).
Anita Spa: Gladstone Rd (10 girls).
Hillside:
Heaven Spa: Helm Avenue (10 girls).
Belvedere:
New Flavas Spa: Charls Bullock Ave (10 girls).
Pearl Spa: Ganges Rd (near ZESA NATIONAL TRAINING CENTRE) (10 girls).
Highlands:
1 or 2 girls: Mukarakate Square (it's the 2nd left of Grosvenor Road after Sloane St).
3 girls: Portal Rd.
Eastlea:
Oasis Spa: Boundary Rd.
? Clyde Rd.
Avondale Area:
3 girls: Sherwood Drive (Strathaven).
3 girls: Windermere Drive (Strathaven).
Ohmle Babes: close to Graham Ave near "The Cleaning Guys" (Farrel Close) (Emerald Hill).
Pamela's Spa: Near "blue lagon" shopping centre (Emerald Hill).
Winter Massages Spa: Devon Rd (Avondale West).
They are brothels with up to 10 girls. They're all over town! I'm particularly choosey especially after Lusaka but there was at least one girl of my liking every time. They charge 20 USD for sex with condom, some might ask 5 USD extra for a raw BJ. I recommend you put down 60 USD for the bare sex premium experience. "60 USD sounds steep? Yeah well let's be honest, that's what Tinder girls in Lusaka and Nairobi want as well for amazing long diverse raw sex, paying less only ruins your experience.
I've located 20 brothels so far. There's more then 30 I'm sure. I visited 2 of 4 addresses I found in the Avondale / Strathaven / Emerald Hill part of town. They were unwilling to do service here, sex with a condom and at least 30 USD if you want a raw BJ. Girls didn't want to kiss, have raw sex or even have their pussies licked. Another place might be different but I decided to stay away from this part of town. Brothels in Braeside / Hillside and Belvedere do great service.
All these brothels are in big villas, the double beds are good and clean. The accommodation is good, much better then the double beds divided by curtains in Holly's or The Liz.
Transport:
Tinder girls seem to use inDrive app, I see these on the street in Big Apple area waiting as well. For both the cabs as inDrive I pay 15 USD to my hotel, an hour waiting and bringing her back. Like other towns in Africa the minibus drives specific routes straight to town, it's 1 USD at all times, no matter how far or close to your destination you are. In addition to the minibus there's also private cars doing routes slightly different of the minibus taking in up to 4 passengers. They also charge 1 USD but are more comfortable. Just stand by the road and put your hand up, they'll stop. For example the minibus will head to Angwa Bus Terminal but the private cars will head to Joina City on the same route. For Belvedere and Avondale head to Copacabana Bus Terminal. Braeside is Fourth Street Bus Terminal.
At the intersection of Fidel Castro Rd and Chinhoyi St there's many shops with bicycles for sale going for 100 USD.
Internet Dating:
On the contrary of what other members reported there is barely a hookup dating scene. I'm not stupid, I was on Tinder in Kampala, Nairobi and Lusaka with amazing succes. There's little here. Not on Tinder, not on Badoo and especially not on ZimHookup.
After a week in Nairobi I got 40 matches 18-23 yo, 15 agreed on a hookup right after saying nothing but "Hi, How are you? Here I have 2 matches after a week who only want to date.
After 2 weeks I didn't manage to hookup on Tinder. One girl wanted 50 USD for condom sex and 100 USD for raw sex. That's without the transport costs of inDrive. There's better looking girls for less at the many brothels so I passed. Another wasn't even going to come for a 100 USD. This was so easy in other towns like Kampala, Nairobi and Lusaka.
Price:
Street girls in Lusaka for a quickie with condom start at nearly 8 USD. Street girls in Nairobi at 15 USD. Here in Harare they quote 5, 7 or 10 USD. If sex with a condom is what you want Harare is a very cheap place to go. The street scene is better looking then Nairobi or Kampala. Raw sex in Kampala is about 14-16 USD, here it starts at 30 USD but a boda driver (Motorbike) in Kampala goes for as little as 0. 25 USD per km and here I have to pay 15 USD for a cab. That's for a 4 km ride to my hotel, an hour waiting and bringing her back to town. In Nairobi we used the Uber app, Yango in Lusaka. The girls have phones with the app, the drivers show up pronto. Not over here. I only used inDrive in Harare when I found one waiting in town.
So the cab really kills the price. I didn't find a hotel in town nearby enough that was willing to discount a long term stay. Of course you can have a quickie for only 10 USD at Holly's or the Liz but raw sex was hard here with the pretty ones. City Sports Bar is even cheaper (5 USD) but they weren't my type.
Locations:
Short time hotels in City Centre:
-Dolphin Guest House (Kaguvi St) 10 USD.
-Elmfield Lodge on 111 Fife Ave (Corner Fife Ave and Third St) 10 USD (Streetwalkers hanging out on the intersection 24/7, at a large fire at night).
Closed:
-Londoners = I read it used to be famous for popularising strip shows, it's a decent bar now, no girls, no hookers, no strip shows. Looked like a bunch of gents from the golf club.
-Circus Night Club.
-Tipperary's.
-Private Lounge right next to Holly's (Holly's is open though).
Streetwalkers:
-Third Street. North of Russell Hotel. Was quoted 10 USD as early as 4 pm. These girls are 24/7 available.
-Avenue area: The block of Baines and Josiah Chinamano Avenue between Third and Seventh Street. Girls making fires at night. No clubs nearby meaning older ladies.
-In front of and the area north and south of Big Apple Night Club (Mbuya Nehanda St) 5-10 USD. Girls every night 7 pm until late. Most girls don't show until 10 pm and there's a lot more girls during weekends.
-Akiz / Archies / Archipelago Club = one walker in front on Friday night.
Bars:
-Big Apple Night Club = Rooms inside with girls. Bringing in girls from outside allowed.
-Club 263 = No entrance fee / 1 USD drink. Rooms inside, only saw older girls. Bringing in girls from outside not allowed.
-City Sports Bar (south of Queens Hotel on Kaguvi St) = No entrance fee / 1 USD drink. Saw one girl inside, also about 12 rooms in the back. Quick fuck or handjob for 5 USD, not much service on offer, small single beds.
-Akiz / Archies / Archipelago Club = 2 USD entrance fee / 1 USD drink. 20 girls inside doing lap dances, no rooms. ST 10-20 USD.
-The Liz = in the street Behind Hotel Elizabeth. The hotel is on corner Julius Nyere Way / Robert Mugabe Rd, the bar / brothel is on corner Rezende St / Robert Mugabe Rd. 2 USD entrance fee / 1 USD drink. Bar on the 1st floor, rooms on the 2nd floor. Maybe 20 girls inside. 10 USD basic quick fuck ST, everything else incl BJ is extra.
-Holly's = 1 USD entrance fee / 1 USD drink. Girls upstairs with rooms, beds divided by curtains. Double bed though. 10 USD for ST.
*These are minimum prices for basic sex. I payed more for premium service.
If you're here for only two weeks you'll be running around fucking twice daily. This is the city with the most to do I visited so far. Another girl every evening of the week in the Big Apple red light zone, a visit to Holly's and The Liz, Archies in the weekend and then there's still at least 30 brothels where you'll get laid every time.
Maybe this is the best destination for sex with a condom starting at 5 USD on the street to 20 USD in the brothels. For girls in town, the streetwalkers at Big Apple zone, Archies, Holly's I recommend paying 30 USD for raw sex. In the brothels I recommend paying 60 USD for the service. That way you'll have a good vacation guaranteed. Morning after pills go for 3 USD. A bottle of PEP for 15 USD.
Even with the cabs involved town is cheaper but the brothels do better service. At some point in other towns Tinder always runs dry. Tinder girls tend to be more beautiful and younger but with over 30 brothels in town Harare has a lot more choice. Top destination IMHO.[/QUOTE]