REV: Noi (#21) at Dr BJ's Nuru Massage
Well, I've always wanted to try a Nuru massage and when I saw Dr BJ's had opened one up right across from their BJ Salon, I figured "go fo it". After all, a Nuru massage followed by a BBBJ is my ideal.
First of all, their web link:
[url]http://nurumassagebangkok.com/[/url]
Upon arrival, I was ushered inside where the Mamasan promptly showed me thier price list, said how they had just opened and were eager for repeat business. She then had the ladies outside come inside for the lineup. She assured me the price included full sex. All the while, the white partiition doors at the other end stayed closed. As soon as I finaly picked a lady (Joy #21) , then the partition opened to reveal a bar. I thought the bar was to allow someone time to decide upon a lady and not only after a lady is chosen.
"All customers as part of the in house price, will receive, standard full service as well as a full body to the body nuru experience after a full and extensive cleaning before hand. Rooms all come with quality lighting, nuru mattress, private air con, washing facilities and of course one of our nuru ladies."
We then head upstairs to one of the standard rooms. Nothing special, except after a few minutes, Joy said she was cold, so ended up turning off the a / see, so I got a bit warm. I was anticipating some kind of slow sensual "cleaning" but instead she just sprayed some water on me and told me to lay down. She poured some Nuru gel on and then proceeded to slide around. It really wasn't anything spectacular. At one point she did do a reach through, but it was more a token touch, nothing erotic.
After a bit of time she had me roll over and then I was expecting things to get interesting. Instead, she did more sliding around and grinding her hips. Occasionally she would kiss me. However, most of the time was spent with her grinding her hips and making fake little moans. There was never a BJ (Hello Dr [b]BJ's[/b] Nuru Massage) and no other offer of sex. I think she was just trying to get me off by grinding (never saw a cover). I finally tried to drop a few hints about a BJ, but she didn't take the hint.
We then washed up and got dressed. I would suggest they include either a chair or a strong bar for someone to lean on. I had an accident a few years ago that has affected my sense of balance and I need something to lean or hang onto.
Needless to say, nothing was accomplished. Although, I got the feeling she was fighting a cold (after she's been kissing me) I left rather disappoinred. Especially after I realized that from when I entered to their front doorsto when I left was only 40 minutes, nowhere near the 60 minutes that 2000 baht entitles me to.
At least I've tried a Nuru massage finally.
MadVic