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[QUOTE=Buscemi]The older women is in Salon Figaro on the right hand side of Calle Ayuntimiento, same side as Eddy Sport's bar! Make a left at SUPER SUPER liquor store and it is about 1/2 a mile down on your right. She trys to get 3K out of you, but will give you a Completa for a Grand, maybe a small propina!

Pumpkin Head is the younger one that works there, maybe 22, a bit plump, but she gives a great rushed BBBJ for RD500. I am happy to share my secret BBBJ spots, but guys please stick to these prices.

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Doesnt that cause problems? How can you pay two women who work in the salon different prices for the same service? if you pay the older woamn 1K, wont PH get mad when you offer her 500pesos?

Is this massage place before you cross Dr.Alejo Martinez?

I guess I am jaded because I am totally not impressed with the talent during the week in Sosua. I guess I have been in country too long.

[QUOTE=Oakie]Worst case - she pisses me off - she goes home - I get to be free in Sosua paradiso again and I'll be lookin for the midget's phone no.[/QUOTE]Oakie,

Worst case scenario is that she’ll be stalking ur ass even after you breakup. She will not give up on her meal ticket that easy lol! Hey but keep us all posted on when ur girl comes to America. That should be very interesting

P.S. Chief has the midgets number lmfao

Just curious if Sosua has any kind of significant massage parlor style scene comparable to the very abundant MP situation in say San Jose. I do enjoy the MP setup.

Thanks!

[QUOTE=Bravo]Doesnt that cause problems? How can you pay two women who work in the salon different prices for the same service? if you pay the older woamn 1K, wont PH get mad when you offer her 500pesos?[/QUOTE]

The Abuela is the Broker, and PH is just a Sales Agent of BBBJ Salon-Figaro S.A., so it is a win win for Abuela as she gets a cut of every cock PH sucks, whether it be RD500 or RD1500! PH may suck 4 cocks an hour, while Abuela is lucky she gets one FS a day.

At the end of the day, all that really matters is PH feeds her mini Pumpkins and Abuela takes care of her grandchildren's school uniforms, and you have no leche left!

[QUOTE=Buscemi]The older women is in Salon Figaro on the right hand side of Calle Ayuntimiento, same side as Eddy Sport's bar! Make a left at SUPER SUPER liquor store and it is about 1/2 a mile down on your right. She trys to get 3K out of you, but will give you a Completa for a Grand, maybe a small propina!

Pumpkin Head is the younger one that works there, maybe 22, a bit plump, but she gives a great rushed BBBJ for RD500. I am happy to share my secret BBBJ spots, but guys please stick to these prices.

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Does that RD500 include the 300RD for the massage? So 500 total or 500 for the BJ + the 300 for the massage for a total of RD800?

[QUOTE=Bravo]Does that RD500 include the 300RD for the massage? So 500 total or 500 for the BJ + the 300 for the massage for a total of RD800?[/QUOTE]

You are killing me, it's RD500 to drop a load in her mouth and leave, you need to go to La Passion and get a "massage" for RD1300, or go to Kiki/M&M for a dynamite traditional massage for RD600.

This is monger 101, EVERYTHING is negotiable in RD, not set in stone, you want a massage plus BBBJ ask for it, and tell them what you are paying, don't ASK! Not every establishment/provider is point and click my friend.

[QUOTE=Buscemi]You are killing me, it's RD500 to drop a load in her mouth and leave, you need to go to La Passion and get a "massage" for RD1300, or go to Kiki/M&M for a dynamite traditional massage for RD600.

This is monger 101, EVERYTHING is negotiable in RD, not set in stone, you want a massage plus BBBJ ask for it, and tell them what you are paying, don't ASK! Not every establishment/provider is point and click my friend.[/QUOTE]


Thx for your patience. I have that attitude that "the only dumb queston is the one you do not ask". I am headed down on wed, I will just negociate for the BJ and skip the massage.

[QUOTE=Bravo]Thx for your patience. I have that attitude that "the only dumb queston is the one you do not ask". I am headed down on wed, I will just negociate for the BJ and skip the massage.[/QUOTE]

No problema, ask away!

You really should be able to find 30 minute neck/back rub with a BBBJ finale for RD700-800 these days. These chicas move around so you may not always find a PH on the first mission. She no longer has bright orange hair, but still retains the name in my chica nomenclature.

PS: Did I meet you @ Herman's a few years ago?

[QUOTE=Buscemi]No problema, ask away!

You really should be able to find 30 minute neck/back rub with a BBBJ finale for RD700-800 these days. These chicas move around so you may not always find a PH on the first mission. She no longer has bright orange hair, but still retains the name in my chica nomenclature.

PS: Did I meet you @ Herman's a few years ago?[/QUOTE]


Uh oh, I didnt know the girls move around from salon to salon. I guess I better start collecting cell numbers. I doubt if we have met, my very first trip to the DR was in June. Headed back for a 5 day trip this week. I will keep the 800 pesos price in my head when negociating this week for the massage and BJ. Thx for the help!

I wake up the next day with the chica and we get it in again and she leaves, but come to find out she left her phone and earrings. Anyway, my homie who is staying in new garden with me and my homeboys come from sea breeze to eat with us. We are chilling changing war stories and we see a chica with a nice ass getting her I'd bc she was with one of new gardens customers. As she get her I'd she sees us starring so of course she comes and says Hi. We can tell she is a major freak and my boys frm sea breeze proposition her for a train. She is with it and they proceed to sea breeze. They filmed this broad and she gets it INNN.

We go to the beach to get my fish(I do this religiously) and I spot a chica who is cute and wanted to give the chief a piece before but she was just ok so I never got with her. More on this crazy broad later.

From the beach we go to sit at la rumba to drink and spot the chicas and again. Chicas everywhere. Geez. We are drinking and networking. I got several chicas numbers. I then got bak to the room to get my head right.

Classicos. Shiiiit. Classicos is pack with chicas. Again I was like a kid in toys are us again. I was sitting at a table with jihad and the chicas were daym near in line to talk to the chief. I would do my rounds just to touch bases but since there is a man shortage. Espcially good looking men like the chief(I'm diggin talking in third persn. Lolo) women could not leave me alone. I litteraly and chicas on the left and right tryng to pull me in their direction. The chief had to really and truly walk downstairs just go get a breather. But your commander and chief luvs the girls so I had to give them what they wanted. Lolol. Every chicas I wld talk to would tell me all the chicas were looking for me. I'm laughing like wow. Have to lov SOSUA. And oh, that crazy chica from the beach from earlier would follow me around and try to tell every chica that I was her man and she did not care bc she loved me so much. Lololoo. The chief was getting very angry but I really had to laugh bc the shyt was funny

At the end of the night I settled for a cute chica. Probably around 7. We go back to the room and do our do. She was just ok. She was almost a dead fish until the chief stuck it in her. I didn't like that bc I like for the chica to be anxious to please the chief. LOL

Coolie, I hope you are sitting down. A SAW SADIE. I was having bfast and was talking to some country guy and he said he had a chica in the room and she had a nice place in caberette (sounded familiar). I asked if she looked like sade. He said yes. Showed me a pic. Its your novia! He wifed her up for 5 days so far. Lolol. Don't commit suicide. Lolol. He said she been tossin his salad and the whole nine. I was like dayyuummm. Coolie eating leftovers. Lolol. The next day I saw them 2 eating bfast together

Yow kenny, send me a pm with your math.

Bravo, Buscemi and Too Jaded. Thank you very much for your posts. I always find myself down in the DR looking for great oral talent but I guess I'm a bad scout. I never understood why people go to Passions so much when there are so many massage places available and you could probably get better deals there but I can't judge since I never been to Passions.

I will look for this PH legend. I remember reading about this one girl Margarita who works at a massage parlor across from Belkis massage parlor. I believe the hotel next to it is Casa Cayena and its on the same block as the ice cream place. I've had her and she can deep throat but in my experiences she has been a little lazy with her work.

I appreciate your posts guys keep up the good work.

[QUOTE=Buscemi]... it is a real Salon, so be casual walking in asking for head![/QUOTE]

I was going to ask you what exactly you mean by 'salon' as in my head I am imagining a bunch of blue-haired viejas getting perms, all watching me with suspicion as I walk in. But the inner-monger in me kind of wants to figure the rest out on my own. With location and price guidelines I should do just fine and may even walk out with a funny story (me walking in and pantomiming a BBBJ) to share with you guys afterwards.

[QUOTE=Chief Justice]Coolie, I hope you are sitting down. A SAW SADIE. I was having bfast and was talking to some country guy and he said he had a chica in the room and she had a nice place in caberette (sounded familiar). I asked if she looked like sade. He said yes. Showed me a pic. Its your novia! He wifed her up for 5 days so far. Lolol. Don't commit suicide. Lolol. He said she been tossin his salad and the whole nine. I was like dayyuummm. Coolie eating leftovers. Lolol. The next day I saw them 2 eating bfast together[/QUOTE]And you wonder why I was adamant about NOT sending this broad money. WHY? Cus I don't trust it. LOL! Naw but Sade have to eat too. I'm not mad at her. If you have to eat ass to pay the rent then so be it. Times are tough these days.

BTW your boy was getting sloppy seconds not ol Coolie High! Found her first so I would advised your boy to not kiss that broad. I put my signature a FEW times on her lips and face

Let this be a lesson to ALL NEWBIES that go to Sosua and fall inlove and want to wife her up. I don't care how fine she is or how many times she calls your ass if you think she's going to be faithful while your living in another country you lost your damn mind. Don't trust it.

Good posting Chief! Now get to the part about the damn midget. LOL