Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=Madvic;1320642]Personally, I think we've all had our say. Before this gets heated, I think we should just move on. As I said before, I bear no ill will and hope the business is a booming success.[/QUOTE]No one has ill will here for anyone, we have all spoken about your review together, talked to the lady in person, asked her about her health as well. If anything, we would all really enjoy speaking to you in person finding out where one or all of us went wrong and make all happy, this is all we can do and want to do.

Hope you enjoy or enjoyed the rest of your trip in Bangkok and your come back soon to Thailand if you are only a visitor.

See you all soon Aey.

I've known Cherry since she started at Mango and besides a great shag I consider her to be a charming woman and an intelligent person. She also managed to stay friendly after years of intensive service which is something that I really respect. So when I read of her new shop, I decided to go and pay her a visit even if my schedule is already quite busy.

When I got in at about 15:00 there were only four or five ladies. Cherry came out of the "back office" with her bright smile, she hugged me and we spent some time chatting about the good old times and her new adventure.

Chosing a lady was not easy since no one in the lineup was really of my taste (again, it was early). Finally took Su who has a cute face and a reasonable pair of tits. Unfortunately naked she looks less attractive than dressed and in any case mile-far from the photos in the website.

The room is ok but has no wooden door, only a plastic partition is there for your privacy. I personally don't give a damn but you may take this into account if you are shy or loud (or both). The shower looks brand new but it is not big enough to be comfortable for two if you are a big guy. However, upon my request, Su managed to apply the TSSP (Tulip Standard Shower Protocol) and took me very close to bust my nut before even hitting the bed.

A fairly nice session followed, including BBBJ, DFK, as many positions as I fancied but no anal, not requested nor offered. A second pop was not possible as the first session (intro and shower excluded) lasted more than one hour out of the 90 scheduled minutes. Su is not a cover page beauty but she is a hardworking girl, she knows her way and will likely further improve with practice.

All in all a pleasant afternoon, good value for money and a good first contact with the shop. Will try to go again but at a different time.

Dr BJ, can you please let me know is Lord BJ open and where is it located

[QUOTE=Mad Harry;1320969]Dr BJ, can you please let me know is Lord BJ open and where is it located[/QUOTE]Hi It is on Ratchada road. We have the premises and are sorting out the licenses. We do not have a definitive date for opening yet but will make an announcement in the future. Thank you for the inquiry.

Regards.

BJ

Sup fellas. Quick starting trip report. Took me approx 22 hrs to get here from LAX. Must say Singapore Airlines business class is a pleasure. Landed at BKK around 9am, out of the airport with my checked bag in about 15 minutes flat. Traffic jam out of the airport to Grand Millenium on Suk took about an hr. Checking in "Sir room not ready." was a bit early so I left my luggage at the hotel and took a motorbike taxi to soi 8. Found Dr. BJ nuru massage across the street from the original. Looks nice and clean. About 6 girls outside all quite easy on the eyes. Figured I'd give it a shot, literally. Before I even went in I had decided on a girl #32. Nice smile, pretty face, skinny with decent natural tits. Inside we go, all the girls lined up total of approx 10 girls. Took #32, paid 2k baht plus a bottle of water and upstairs we went. Nice clean rooms, she showered me down, on to the mattress, nuru massage, flip over. Asked what I wanted, anything was on offer. Pretty tired at this point so just asked for a BJ. Request granted. Awesome finish CIM, showered me down and dried off and back downstairs. Meet a gentleman behind the bar named Nick. Asked me how the service was, which was great BTW. *Asked him about takeout and he said 5k for the evening, but with sooooo many options here what to do! Great way to kill an hour. Motorbike taxi back to the hotel, room was ready bags already in the room. Tonight Soi Cowboy, stay tuned.

[QUOTE=Steve420;1321001]Sup fellas. Quick starting trip report. Tonight Soi Cowboy, stay tuned.[/QUOTE]Short and efficient report. What needed here. If ìonly the newbies will spend some of their precious time to read reports like this they will get the ropes. But they don't and will ask the usual dumb questions. Thanks for taking the time to report, BTW

[QUOTE=Dr BJ; 1320607]I can see the wisdom in your comments due to a just recent opening of a non can of worms.

Some interesting business idea's there, let me have a think and I will get back to you. I like Dr BJ's Comdom's did not think of that. I assume you wish for commission on each one sold as it was sort of your idea? Regards. BJ[/QUOTE]I give you another hint, marketing and promotion to give away at your premises: DrBJ mint sweets! What more appropriate to spread the name around?

[QUOTE=Steve420;1321001]Sup fellas. Quick starting trip report. Took #32, paid 2k baht plus a bottle of water and upstairs we went. Nice clean rooms, she showered me down, on to the mattress, nuru massage, flip over. Asked what I wanted, anything was on offer.[/QUOTE]Maybe the result of the recent debate? I mean in a positive way, maybe girls know they better ask rather than waiting to be asked. I reckon some guys are shy or lazy or newbie and do not know how to proceed further once they have the girl in their hands.

[QUOTE=Madvic; 1319590]First of all, I'm not the kind of person to go to Management and complain, especially when the girl is standing right behind me. I'm senstive to the whole idea of losing face in Asia. I also wanted to go back and see what the website said about the services. I was wondering of perhaps she wanted to negotiate any extras, although she didn't try.

The price sign does state that the 2, 000 baht level is "up to 60 minutes", so the whole 60 minutes issue is not my main complaint. Closer to 60 minutes would have been nice though. I'm just dissapointed that Joy (#21) did a token washdown of me before starting and never made any attempt to offer a BJ or even FS. Her goal should have been on my comfort and pleasure, instead she complained about being cold, with the a / see on. Her whole emphasis was on hip grinding, as if I'm some pubescent teenager that will get off if a pussy is anywhere rubbing near my crotch.

I've tried to keep my review constructive and I do not want any offer of a free or makeup session. I don't want my reviews, that I post here or elsewhere, to be tainted by gratuities from the management. Besides, I was curious about Nuru gel and wanted to see how it would differ from a more traditional body massage. In my book, even though the gel is slippery as all hell, a Nuru massage was nothing to write home about.

MadVic.

PS: Another constructive comment is to get rid of the annoying music played over the loudspeaker in the room. That certainly did not help the mood either.[/QUOTE]Hey mv if this is the mv from seattle area then I know you to be a standup guy. But bareing that in mind (pun intended) what you basically did was reinforce her bad service even though she was a total rob. She now thinks that it is ok to do that to "me" when I come in. The best way in my opinion to avoid not getting what you want is to take a few minutes before you get down to business and chat a little about your sexual likes and dislikes. That way she should have no doubt of what you are there for and if she even shakes her head a little I just go get another girl. Management understands and usually tries to get you the best one available at the time.

Just my 10 baht.

Happy pooning, leknomforme

How do you rate the ladies at Mango, Tulip, Snow White, Cherry?

I'll go first Mango & Cherry are pretty close (on line) then Tulip will have to be rated by those who have been there, not me yet, and SW dead last.

[QUOTE=Steve420;1321001]Found Dr. BJ nuru massage across the street from the original. Looks nice and clean. About 6 girls outside all quite easy on the eyes. Figured I'd give it a shot, literally. Before I even went in I had decided on a girl #32. Nice smile, pretty face, skinny with decent natural tits. Inside we go, all the girls lined up total of approx 10 girls. Took #32, paid 2k baht plus a bottle of water and upstairs we went. Nice clean rooms, she showered me down, on to the mattress, nuru massage, flip over. Asked what I wanted, anything was on offer. Pretty tired at this point so just asked for a BJ. Request granted. Awesome finish CIM, showered me down and dried off and back downstairs. Meet a gentleman behind the bar named Nick. Asked me how the service was, which was great BTW. *Asked him about takeout and he said 5k for the evening, but with sooooo many options here what to do! Great way to kill an hour.[/QUOTE]Thank you Steve for visit my shop and share you experience here.

I hope to see you again!

Nick / Nuru Guru

[QUOTE=TConor; 1321284]How do you rate the ladies at Mango, Tulip, Snow White, Cherry?

I'll go first Mango & Cherry are pretty close (on line) then Tulip will have to be rated by those who have been there, not me yet, and SW dead last.[/QUOTE]Some general comments and then my opinion.

- in the parlors you mention the girls' skills and attitude are more important than their looks. This does not mean that all the girls at (for instance) Tulip or SW are dogs, on the contrary you may find some good or even very good looking gals there, but if what you seek is a broad choice of smoking hot girls, then you may consider other shops, for example in soi 33 or in Petchaburi. I am not an expert here but the service may not be at the same level though.

- don't pay too much attention at the photos in the web sites as they are often photoshopped. Some girls, in addition don't want them up and Tulip, unless my mistake, does not publish them at all. Maybe SW website has some reliable pics but then you may find that in person some girls look even better than in web.

- Better to have a look in person. Nong at SW, Nestle at Mango and Cherry are very cool girls, no problem at all to get in to take a look at the lineup and then leave if you don't find anyone you like. Just smile and say you'll maybe come back next time. In addition SW is at 30 secs walk from Cherry and Mango at 2/3 minutes.

Tulip can be a bit more intimidating when you don't know them. The place is larger, darker, you need to go downstair for the lineup and the lady at the desk stopped smiling some ten years ago. However the same concept applies, take the sky train, stop at Thong Lo and in 20 secs net you are inside the shop. Same time to be back on the BTS if you don't like what you see.

Now my personal ranking. Please keep in mind that in the recent weeks I visited only Mango and Cherry (reports on the thread) , even though I've known the shops for years.

1 Mango. 2 Snow White. 3 Tulip. 4 Cherry. Cherry is the newest one and in my understanding is working hard to quickly improve the lineup.

I went to tulipmassage. Com and was surprised that they list all their competitors, or maybe they don't?

Then I read this :

This website TulipMassage. Com has no relation with the massage shop: Tulip Massage Bangkok.

However as a courtesy to the shop who inspired this website, we mention their contact details on this page.

Anybody in the knows what this is all about?

[QUOTE=Islandboy54; 1321599]I went to tulipmassage. Com and was surprised that they list all their competitors, or maybe they don't?

Then I read this :

This website TulipMassage. Com has no relation with the massage shop: Tulip Massage Bangkok.

However as a courtesy to the shop who inspired this website, we mention their contact details on this page.

Anybody in the knows what this is all about?[/QUOTE]Yes dude. It is about advertising and money. They don't have a site with photos of the girls if that is what you are looking for.

Recently went to these places on soi 24 and 24/1.

On EZ, next door to Mango I asked for a line up and at around 8 pm it was little disappointing overall, but I managed to find a girl to my taste.

Her name was Mint, and her photo on the website as usual is a little bit different, her skin is darker, but she was ok, despite being a little bit overweight.

Her attitude was good, nothing to complain.

My visit to Dream Heaven was next to a walk on the 24/1 street, that can be a little bit intimidating since most massage stores has the girls outside trying to convince you to enter.

A find a little bit more difficult to deal with this situation in comparison to the usual calling from the Traditional Massage places, but of course I always like to do the walking, it allows me to see some girls without having to enter a store.

On my walk, I saw a nice girl in Dream Heaven, perhaps Nancy featured on the website, not sure. When I passed Angels, I returned back and entered the store.

I was about to ask for the mamasan for that girl, but she asked me if I wanted to see the book, and then suggested a girl, but fortunately I remebered to ask for a full line up (sometimes if we are a little bit inexperienced its easy to take the wrong steps in this kind of situation).

Then a line up come, and I was very impressed, in all my trips to massage places I never saw such a strong line up, I think only in Nataree I felt I was surrounded by beauties) , they were perhaps just 6 or 7, but at least 4 I could have chosen on the spot, for the first time in oillies the choice was between girls instead of staying or leaving.

Ended up choosing Air, a strange name of a real stunning girl. 18 yo, working for 2 months, not featured in the website, perhaps the fact she is a stunner allow her to work on a place mostly oriented to Japanse guys, having dark skin, its really unusual to see this kind of girls here because it is known Japanese value the white skin.

She very nice all the time but as expected, limited english and also very inexperienced, and that may not be for the taste of all, but definitly an optifuck!

I really would like more comments about Dream Heaven which is rarely mentioned here, perhaps the all inclusive structure (2. 200 full service for 90 minutes) , makes it in comparison a little bit more expensive than other places, but that 100-200 bahts difference.