Rio de Janeiro Reports

[QUOTE=Londonsoul; 1155688]I've been reading quite a lot of posts and to be honest I'm totally confused. 4x4, terma, help. 502 etc.

Would appreciate if some of you experienced Rio dudes, could help by suggesting a simple weekend itinerary in Copacabana beach.

Perhaps if you only had a weekend and you were a newbie, where, what would you recommend?

Also how to get around, is it safe walking, need a taxi from a to be, late at night places to avoid.

Anyone want a cool wing (good with normal chicks but only English and Spanish speaking)? Or could suggest a guide too, that would be great. Probably safer then going around alone. [/QUOTE]Read BubbaBoy's amazing guide. I believe the update is in this thread:

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2191-Bubba-Boy-s-Rio-Guide[/url]

Also, read the Links To Reports of Distinction thread on the main Brazil forums page.

For a weekend in Copa, you are a bit SOL. Monte Carlo is open on Saturday not Sunday this time of year, and I'd recommend it over L'Uomo for a first time visitor these days. If you have success with a girl at MC, you might get her to agree to meet you on Sunday (or go home with you Sat night after she gets off work). You can try L'Uomo on Sat as well as Sunday I believe. I think Solarium. R$20 taxi ride away in Jardim Botanico. Also is still open both Sat / Sun. I don't suggest Centaurus if you are put off by higher prices (R$400+ for 40 mins).

The downtown termas (Centro) are closed on weekends. Some privates are open on Sat day but again not Copa and not best for a first-timer.

Bubba's guide is the bomb.

You should be perfectly safe walking around Copa during the day. At night, just feel safer and take a cab.

[QUOTE=Eric Cartman; 1156092]You can try L'Uomo on Sat as well as Sunday I believe.

The downtown termas (Centro) are closed on weekends. Some privates are open on Sat day but again not Copa and not best for a first-timer.

You should be perfectly safe walking around Copa during the day. At night, just feel safer and take a cab. [/QUOTE]Yes, Luomo for Sundays. Or Balcony. Or Barbarella if you are a rich guy. Not sure how comfortable you are with navigating public transit and the low-end side of things. If you are so inclined, or just want to earn your Rio stripes, take the Metro to São Cristóvão station and follow Sperto's map to VM. Cheap banging, down and dirty mongering. Almost always covered BJ and definitely CFS. Safest sex in Rio, despite the unsanitary conditions of the facilities. I think the only things taking CIM there are the cockroaches who clean the floors.

It's also possible to find Sunday action at Praça Mauá at the tables outside Bar Florida but 90% of it is totally undoable. If you see a tall blond. 30something probably chatting with her local friends at a table, yell 'Bella' and see if she turns around. I've screwed her 3 or 4 times and can say the girl is a real pervert and tries hard to be nasty. Which is why I've screwed her 3 or 4 times! All that said, fly in a day earlier and do Rio on Friday and Sat instead, if at all possible. Otherwise, Sunday is your day for tourism, imo. Ride the 583 onibus from Av Nossa Senhora de Copacabana to the base of Corcovado, ride the tram up and see Cristo in the morning, take a cab to a nice lunch somewhere like Marius Leme or Porcao Rios, then head over to Luomo for an earlybird special with no entrada. Then Balcony. Then, retrieve your prearrnaged Luomo girl or whatever.

The only guidelines are is 'if a puta's mouth is moving, she is lying.' , never pay up front, if they are not providing what you want cut the session short and ask for an alternate, or kick the girl out the the room with R35 cab fare, and remember that the Brasil minimum wage is about R600 per MONTH so do sanity checks on what freelancers are asking for. So don't pay over half that for all night with a freelancer, no matter how good it seems. Or Oxum will curse you forever. :) Have fun!

[QUOTE=Puta Playa;1154309]Almost everyone I talk to in PM seems to DATY as well. I've DATY'ed 85% all over town at high volume places like VM, BA85, Bel Prazer, Bar 22, Lazer 13, Florida and tested clean for every STI. And done the same in low end brothels in other countries where girls are less 'safe'. I'm not sure how that happens, as I was expecting + for something, but take it for what it's worth and bom apetite![/QUOTE]It's interesting you say this, PP, because I must have DATY'd thousands of GDPs in my mongering career (spanning 27 years) without catching anything. I believe it's something to do with the germ killing properties of saliva.

After some months I came back to Rio. I visit Brasil 3 or 4 times per year but last time it was not possible to visit "a cidade maravilhosa", the wonderful city. I found it safer and more expensive. Police is present in Copacabana and Ipanema all the time but prices of everything have gone up sharply, also because Brazilian Real is stronger.

I decided to visit Monte Carlo in Copacabana, close to the beach. Time was 5:00 PM but no discount this time arriving before 7:00 PM. That practice is over, the recepcionist told me this time. I was directly to the second floor to see the girls and the team was very good. Just a few men and about 20 nice girls (from 5 to 9). After 15 minutes of watching the situation, saying kindly no to some approaching girls, I chose Heloa, a 19 years blond and tall girl. Perfect body, incredible "bumbum", small but beautiful tits. She was very nice and did not press me to go to the cabine. So I invite her for a juice and I decided to enter into action for one hour. The total cost of entrance, drinks and one hour of FS was 210 Euro (about 480 R$ paying wih Credit card, including the usual extra charge). Heloa was almost a GFE. She started with BBBJ, FYV. 69, different positions. She made me believe she was enjoying a lot. DATY, DS and Greek. One of my best experiences with pros. She was nice, lovely and a great lover. Very reccommendable girl. She does not speak english at all, same that the majority of girls there. I speak portuguese and it was easier but I do not think there will be any problem with only english. Some things are international understanding!

I was a couple of times in Balcony. Low level average but always there are good opportunities with some free lancers. Many "gringos" in the area, which I do not like. Girsl asked for huge prices and negotiation is a must. Otherwise, adding girl, motel, drinks, taxi. Even Monte Carlo will be cheaper.

The problem with BA is the exchange rate is great, but the girls quote in dollars. 4 to 1 is awesome for food and hotel, but they want 200 us at the high end places like maradona and blacks. If they were 200 pesos, it would be a good deal. Then the girl has to be back at the club in a hour. If you want more time, its even more expensive. Its a real pain in the ass. BA could be better than Rio if they set it up right, but its just too much of a hustle. Its like Barbs in Rio. The girls at the high end places in BA are very attractive. I saw some real KO at maradonas back when I went. BA is one place that would do great with a Help type club.

Thanks for the info that's great.

I just found out that my hotel was not confirmed. Yikes!

Can you suggest a good reasonably priced hotel to stay in?

[QUOTE=Londonsoul; 1156512]Thanks for the info that's great.

I just found out that my hotel was not confirmed. Yikes!

Can you suggest a good reasonably priced hotel to stay in? [/QUOTE]Premier Copacabana or Copacabana Atlantico. You can find more info in the hotels thread.

Seized during a raid on a Termas 502 training camp? Or maybe jantar break at the Club Florida employee daycare? Or just what putas are doing during the 'family time' that they take off on Sundays? ;)

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JXvS7yy7N8[/url]

[QUOTE=Puta Playa; 1156561]Seized during a raid on a Termas 502 training camp? Or maybe jantar break at the Club Florida employee daycare? Or just what putas are doing during the 'family time' that they take off on Sundays? .

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JXvS7yy7N8[/url][/QUOTE]Ahhhh. The Circle of Life!

[QUOTE=Puta Playa; 1156561]Seized during a raid on a Termas 502 training camp? Or maybe jantar break at the Club Florida employee daycare? Or just what putas are doing during the 'family time' that they take off on Sundays? .

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JXvS7yy7N8[/url][/QUOTE]Where's my best chance of finding hotties like this? Mc. 4x4, l'umno?

[QUOTE=Puta Playa; 1156561]Seized during a raid on a Termas 502 training camp? Or maybe jantar break at the Club Florida employee daycare? Or just what putas are doing during the 'family time' that they take off on Sundays? .

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JXvS7yy7N8[/url][/QUOTE]U have got to appreciate the culture! :)

[QUOTE=Grandnash84;1156806]Where's my best chance of finding hotties like this? Mc. 4x4, l'umno?[/QUOTE]In the favelas.

[QUOTE=Sperto;1156911]In the favelas.[/QUOTE]Yes, based on his response to my post I can tell that he already has keen observational skills and has done his homework. No need to try to pick up these types of young moms at the [i]Club Florida[/i] daycare or anything like that...I am sure he could probably score big time in the favelas, with chicks like this for free. He just needs a cab to a pussy-rich environment like Vila Cruzeiro or Jacarezinho, etc. Walk around for a bit, wink at the girls, smack asses once in a while and let the fun begin!!! After all, girls in Rio just like to screw gringos and it's rare for them to expect compensation. Most people don't do things like offer money, or Victoria's Secret stuff, or dinners. That's what makes Rio so great and what makes Brasilian women famous, above the equator, for being exotic and totally willing sex partners who just like to fuck, for the sake of fucking and don't want any gain from it. This is why gringos all over the world hear of this wonderful situation in Rio and want to fly far, at great cost, to come take a cab to places like Vila Cruzeiro or Jacarezinho to find and screw these free girls.

[QUOTE=Puta Playa;1156942]Yes, based on his response to my post I can tell that he already has keen observational skills and has done his homework. No need to try to pick up these types of young moms at the [i]Club Florida[/i] daycare or anything like that...I am sure he could probably score big time in the favelas, with chicks like this for free. He just needs a cab to a pussy-rich environment like Vila Cruzeiro or Jacarezinho, etc. Walk around for a bit, wink at the girls, smack asses once in a while and let the fun begin!!! After all, girls in Rio just like to screw gringos and it's rare for them to expect compensation. Most people don't do things like offer money, or Victoria's Secret stuff, or dinners. That's what makes Rio so great and what makes Brasilian women famous, above the equator, for being exotic and totally willing sex partners who just like to fuck, for the sake of fucking and don't want any gain from it. This is why gringos all over the world hear of this wonderful situation in Rio and want to fly far, at great cost, to come take a cab to places like Vila Cruzeiro or Jacarezinho to find and screw these free girls.[/QUOTE]Are Vila Cruzeiro or Jacarezinho safe places for a first time gringo by himself to go to?

Also, is there bride services for gringos that want to marry a Brazilian in Rio or any thing like that?