Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=Run Mann; 1101574]No! Crime is not "almost absent" in Thailand, perhaps a different level or type of crime exist here as opposed to Rio but crime is 'present and accounted for' in Thailand. Setting aside the countless victims of love who come here and end up killing themselves and or their lovers over their broken hearts, there's an extended line of hapless victims stretching from the airport to BKK and other cities who can tell you their war stories and or show you their wounds. Then there are others who will never tell because they were not fortunate enough to survive their encounters or are in the BKK Hilton. You've probably not seen much crime in Thailand because like any other destination, if you use common sense and stay out of local politics in Thailand, you can be safe as you would anywhere else even with the criminals at work.

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[/QUOTE]Of cause I can't disagree with you, thanks for your specifications. My main point was the violent crimes, in that sense Thailand is pretty safe. At least on the surface and on the main spots.

LP

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[QUOTE=Junior; 1101443]Very good report.

"I am a decade plus long fan of Rio and the wonderful Brasilieras, but pricing has gotten out of control with the strong real and local inflation. If money was unlimited I would still take the Rio termas over any other place in the world. They are just amazing places to meet young, attractive and sexually skilled ladies."

Basically Rio is a top destination but for me the most important reasons not to return is not money but safety. I took a stunning mulatta out of Help disco, in the appartment she started to argue about money. Throw her out but then she hammered against the door with her killer high heels from the out side, I was holding against from the inside so that not all the door with its frame would loosen, her heels perforated the door multiple times before she left. That was in the middle of the night, a guard arrived with a big colt but she had left already. But she was certainly on coke and turned very aggressive. In Thailand, crime is almost absent and thats why I prefer it to any other destination even if I would love to enjoy again exceptional ethno sex with terrific providers in Rio or other destinations in South America.

LP[/QUOTE]That is the main reason I avoid FLers wherever I go. I do not mind paying a bar fine or termas fee in order to have some accountability. That and for the health checks. Even if they are spotty and easily faked they are still better than the nothing you get with a FLer. In Rio 90% of the girls I took home were girls I knew well from the termas and occasionally a friend of theirs. In the rare occasions I pulled a stranger from Help or Balcony I always felt better if I knew they worked in a termas.

Comments from last week. Note that things change. Also, the best girls might have already been barfined.

I thought the best looking girls were at Super Baby and Super Girl Go-Go bars. A few 8s (in my personal scale; that's the best you get in Pattaya). But they're disappointing. I have never barfined anyone from those 2 bars in the past several years. I asked several, and all of them do not do CIM or lesbian. Example: I thought number 44 at Super Girl go-go is very cute. She said she is 20 and she has been there for 2 years. She seem cold (or was it the Thai shyness?). She said she doesn't do CIM. But then she wouldn't even let me touch her breast. Geez, most girls will at least let us touch their breast. Skinny and with small breast, but has a very cute face.

Previously Happy go go was one of the top bars, but I was there 2 times, and the girls were just marginal. I think it went downhill.

Entertainment is not just good, but fantastic. Love the nude dancing; jacuzzi shows. Of course you have to tip or buy them a drink to fondle them (majority will alow you to do it).

Silver Star at Soi 7 or on walking street IMO is the most "funniest". It's raunchy and the girls on the jacuzzi show seems to be having fun. If you want to lick their pussy (OK) or ass (disgusting, but to each his own) go to silver star on soi 7. Don't put your bottle on the jacuzzi if you don't want that girl to stick it up her pussy. LOL!

I very much agree with your take on Super Baby. Never been into Super Girl. I use to 'date' one of the Super Baby girls and all her friends where so stand offish. I had befriended her when she first came to Pattaya when she started working at dump of a beer bar on Soi 13-1. I knew she would not last long there for she was very well endowed and after a few months moved over to Super Baby. A sponsor has her now.

As for Silver Star on Soi 7. It is my regular haunt. Not the best lookers but a fun place.

[QUOTE=GreenBud; 1101680]Comments from last week. Note that things change. Also, the best girls might have already been barfined.

I thought the best looking girls were at Super Baby and Super Girl Go-Go bars. A few 8s (in my personal scale; that's the best you get in Pattaya). But they're disappointing. I have never barfined anyone from those 2 bars in the past several years. I asked several, and all of them do not do CIM or lesbian. Example: I thought number 44 at Super Girl go-go is very cute. She said she is 20 and she has been there for 2 years. She seem cold (or was it the Thai shyness?). She said she doesn't do CIM. But then she wouldn't even let me touch her breast. Geez, most girls will at least let us touch their breast. Skinny and with small breast, but has a very cute face.

Previously Happy go go was one of the top bars, but I was there 2 times, and the girls were just marginal. I think it went downhill.

Entertainment is not just good, but fantastic. Love the nude dancing; jacuzzi shows. Of course you have to tip or buy them a drink to fondle them (majority will alow you to do it).

Silver Star at Soi 7 or on walking street IMO is the most "funniest". It's raunchy and the girls on the jacuzzi show seems to be having fun. If you want to lick their pussy (OK) or ass (disgusting, but to each his own) go to silver star on soi 7. Don't put your bottle on the jacuzzi if you don't want that girl to stick it up her pussy. LOL! [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Priamos;1097291]I wouldn't know. Perhaps it's just poor maintenance, in that case? The fact is, neither the rooms, nor the pool, nor the breakfast restaurant, looked particularly appealing when I was there. I assumed that this was because the hotel, whilst well maintained, was a bit dated. But perhaps it's the other way round? Perhaps the hotel is relatively new, but sloppily maintained? In that case, the tropical heat and humidity quickly take their toll.[/QUOTE]Sorry, I correct myself: my negative throughs about maintenance was about LK Metropole. Not LK Renaissance. I'll be staying Renaissance for the first time next week. I'll keep you posted.

hey gents. it's been awhile. you youngsters do so well with your reports that i only now need to "chip in" when there is something un-usual to report. something not generally discussed here. something completely and utterly. well. normal. something devoid of. dare i say it? yup. sex!

i have often thought that this forum could use a section devoted to old men. we could talk about all sorts of things not easy to locate by doing a search of our forum. things like food. sleeping. the rising cost of mush and oatmeal.

in this case i'd like to talk about a really good thai massage i had last week off pattaya south road. no sex just good straight up old fashion bone crushing and muscle ripping as only the thai can do. now it is true that one can get a few "extra's" at about half the traditional thai massage joints if you just ask and pay a nice tip but in this case, at this particular shop you wouldn't want to do this. on account of the old broad is about 70 or so. but i got to say guys that this old gal can still make you wimper! even cry, it feels so good. i ain't jokin'.

just so we are clear (sometimes with one track mind perv's one must repeat themselves) i am talking about a legitimate thai massage. all you guys should at least try one, and this is the place becuase she is really talanted and cheap and easy to find. but bear in mind it's just one-two old lady s so you should be prepared to wait your turn if she already has a walk in client. but again it is worth the wait. as an alternative i have included her phone number. please don't delete this just becuase i have included a number. look at my prior posts and you will easily see i am not a spammer. i am just bringing to the attention of members a really good deal on an excellent massage. also when you see this gal you'll know i couldn't possibly be involved with her in that way. hopefully this post will remain for others who love thia massage to try out. i personally get a massage nearly every day so i have been to a hundred or more massage shops over the years and this gal really excells. she even fixed a cronic back ache which only one other has been able to do before.

ok, so the price is 120 baht for 1 full hour. thats $4 folks. most massage ladys are given a tip as well if they do a decent job. usually in the range of 40-80 baht per hour.

location: soi 24 off of pattaya south road. go about 50 meters up the soi and you will see the small shop on the right. next to a small laundry shop. this place is directly west of (beach side) of the famous soi bowkua market. also on the same soi that goes into the parking lot of condo central condo's. it's easy to find, really.

going down beach road continue to the point where walking street starts. go left. this is the only way you can go in the evenings when walking street is closed to car traffic. you are now one a road called "pattaya thai" or as it is commonly known "pattaya south". continue straight ahead through the next traffic light and alittle further you come to a big thai temple what on the left side. go just past this temple to the next small soi (soi 24) and turn left. walk 50-60 feet and you are there. there is always a motor bike taxi at this small soi. also the cucumber restuarant.

tele number is 087-783-1899. the lady speeks very good english as well.

enjoy. and remember not to zip your pants up on your tool when you leave. hehehahahahe.

One of the perennial hazards of the Pattaya Visit, whether it be a three-day jaunt from Bangkok or other parts of Thailand, or the two-week sex-fest coming from the Bad Place, is the dreaded Pattaya Disease. Retarded (or Delayed) Ejaculation.

I for one almost never experience this problem in the upcountry, having sex perhaps 3 times a week, but in Pattaya, having sex 2-3 times every day, it does happen sometimes. You know the feeling. You resolve 'tonight I'll just go for a stroll, have a bite to eat, some internet, and save it for tomorrow'. But then some cute girl tempts you, and you think, damn, in a few days I'll be back where there just aren't all these choices, and so you go for a short-time, but at the end of 45 minutes or an hour of intensive boom-booming, you have to give up unrelieved.

I suppose its in the nature of our condition. Living in places where life is dull and visiting the Good Place only rarely. Feast or Famine tests the limits of our physiology. Does anyone here have stories or advice regarding the predicament?

[QUOTE=Opebo; 1101807]One of the perennial hazards of the Pattaya Visit, whether it be a three-day jaunt from Bangkok or other parts of Thailand, or the two-week sex-fest coming from the Bad Place, is the dreaded Pattaya Disease. Retarded (or Delayed) Ejaculation.

I for one almost never experience this problem in the upcountry, having sex perhaps 3 times a week, but in Pattaya, having sex 2-3 times every day, it does happen sometimes. You know the feeling. You resolve 'tonight I'll just go for a stroll, have a bite to eat, some internet, and save it for tomorrow'. But then some cute girl tempts you, and you think, damn, in a few days I'll be back where there just aren't all these choices, and so you go for a short-time, but at the end of 45 minutes or an hour of intensive boom-booming, you have to give up unrelieved.

I suppose its in the nature of our condition. Living in places where life is dull and visiting the Good Place only rarely. Feast or Famine tests the limits of our physiology. Does anyone here have stories or advice regarding the predicament? [/QUOTE]I call it fucked out you only produce so much cum and the older you get to longer it takes to fill back up. What I do is get the rest of my body taken care of with a massage let JR rest a bit

[QUOTE]Going to be in Pattaya in a few days. What bars currently have the funnest girls and the best looking ones?[/QUOTE]I'll let others weigh in on the Walking Street scene.

In central Pattaya I was favorably impressed by the Champagne Club on Soi LK Metro about two weeks ago. The Oasis club, which is just around the corner, was good too. If you prefer the ambiance of a beer bar, there is a pretty nice one on the south side of Soi Diana, just east of Second Road. It was always crowded with lots of girls and everybody seemed to be having fun.

Use the forum search function to find my review of the Champagne Club.

Bunky

[QUOTE=GreenBud; 1101680]Comments from last week. Note that things change. Also, the best girls might have already been barfined.

I thought the best looking girls were at Super Baby and Super Girl Go-Go bars.

Previously Happy go go was one of the top bars, but I was there 2 times, and the girls were just marginal. I think it went downhill.

Silver Star at Soi 7 or on walking street IMO is the most "funniest". It's raunchy and the girls on the jacuzzi show seems to be having fun. If you want to lick their pussy (OK) or ass (disgusting, but to each his own) go to silver star on soi 7. Don't put your bottle on the jacuzzi if you don't want that girl to stick it up her pussy. LOL! [/QUOTE]Babydolls is about the same. Soi 14 off walking street. Live shows, dick shaped banana, etc. Bottomless on the stage, too. Byblos has a show, too on tanon pratumnak, up stairs. They sit on your face for 20b TIP AT BEAVERS

[QUOTE=Edward M;1101166]I have been to Rio de Janeiro, Brazil many times over the last 6 years and I thought that it was heaven on earth. I loved the food, the termas, taking girls home, etc and when I first went there it was fairly cheap ($40 / termas session, $60 take home). Over the years though Rio has had massive inflation and the dollar has collapsed against their currency. For example 60 minutes at 4x4 went from R150 to R240 and the dollar went from 3. 15 to 1. 65 so in US$ prices have basically tripled from $47 to $145. [/QUOTE]Before adding any comment to your very detailled report I want to say this thing you wrote really tore me apart!

As a matter of fact, I am planning now my second journey to Pattaya on January 2011, which is going to be much the follow-up to same-same last year one.

But it my mind it was going to be second and last as I got a little fed-up with thai girls.

As you realized Pattaya is very good for beginners in the sex-tourism biz because monger is helped by a well-organized system, but on the other hand thai girls are not very cute and sometimes not even hot.

And, you know, I was starting having fantasies about flying to Brazil next year.

I am not a high-roller myself and I move to the so-called third world in order to have chaper holiday than in Russia, Czech Republic or even Hungary (where I could get my favourite babes) , being these destinations much closer to my home country, but too much expensive too now.

So, it really hurts me to understand that prices are raising all around and the party is over in Brazil too, or it is limited access only for whealthy ones.

Now, my question is: have you been in other parts of Brazil or are you informed about the business in Salvador o Fortaleza, for example? Is it going to be any cheaper? By the way, I could get plane tickets to Fortaleza for affordable prices, maybe even better than Rio.

Thanks

[QUOTE=Edward M; 1101594][QUOTE=Lone Punter; 1101569]That is the main reason I avoid FLers wherever I go. I do not mind paying a bar fine or termas fee in order to have some accountability. That and for the health checks. Even if they are spotty and easily faked they are still better than the nothing you get with a FLer.[/QUOTE]Mmm. What makes you think that girls in go-gos take regular health checks?

The more and the harder sex, the more danger.

On the other hand a free-lancer may undergo a lighter sex activity, being a student or a non-professional just raising some extra money, and care more for her own health. In between are thousand of bar-girls that I assume take no particular medical control as well, so all in all there is an average risk to take with each of them.

I wish go-go girls are safer, but I don't think so.

[QUOTE=Opebo;1101807]... so you go for a short-time, but at the end of 45 minutes or an hour of intensive boom-booming, you have to give up unrelieved... Feast or Famine tests the limits of our physiology. Does anyone here have stories or advice regarding the predicament?[/QUOTE]Well, at least you got a stiffy. That's half of it.

Us older guys just need a lot more of the right kind of stimulaton after the first pop.

[QUOTE=Opebo; 1101807]One of the perennial hazards of the Pattaya Visit, whether it be a three-day jaunt from Bangkok or other parts of Thailand, or the two-week sex-fest coming from the Bad Place, is the dreaded Pattaya Disease. Retarded (or Delayed) Ejaculation.

I for one almost never experience this problem in the upcountry, having sex perhaps 3 times a week, but in Pattaya, having sex 2-3 times every day, it does happen sometimes. You know the feeling. You resolve 'tonight I'll just go for a stroll, have a bite to eat, some internet, and save it for tomorrow'. But then some cute girl tempts you, and you think, damn, in a few days I'll be back where there just aren't all these choices, and so you go for a short-time, but at the end of 45 minutes or an hour of intensive boom-booming, you have to give up unrelieved.

I suppose its in the nature of our condition. Living in places where life is dull and visiting the Good Place only rarely. Feast or Famine tests the limits of our physiology. Does anyone here have stories or advice regarding the predicament? [/QUOTE]I think this effects all of us after a few days of non-stop fucking. I just get desensitized and especially after a few drinks it will be really hard for me to cum.

I usually try to do a lot of fucking in the day time because of this and to spread the fun out as much as possible. If I can't cum then I will try to jerk of on the girl's face, but if this isn't doing it after a few minutes I will just give up since it desensitizes me more if I try for too long.

[QUOTE=Opebo; 1101807]Retarded (or Delayed) Ejaculation.

I suppose its in the nature of our condition. Living in places where life is dull and visiting the Good Place only rarely. Feast or Famine tests the limits of our physiology. Does anyone here have stories or advice regarding the predicament? [/QUOTE]You bored, in need of a change of fuck venue. Air Asia now flies direct Bangkok-Surabaya at pittance return, perfect for Opebo. Dolly awaits. Look forward to reading a superb fuck report with your writing skills. OK Scout?