Forgive me fellow mongers
Intro: Forgive me forum but I have sinned.
I went to Colombia for a month and use my knowledge you all have granted me and didn't share a single detail. May 15 - June 17 or something.
Sad story & excuse: I lost my main cell phone the very first day I was in the country. Make the the first hour I was out of customs. I knew the rules and I came prepared with the burner phone. The problem was I didn't login to all my apps before the trip. This cause some issue with Uber and it wouldn't let me order a car from the burner phone despite being logged in. Temptation got me and I wanted to go to the strip club mind you this is in Bogota. I spent a day or two there before going to Medellíand for the majority of my trip. Long story short I lose the phone before I even make into the club. This traumatized me as I'm now stranded in a foreign place and I didn't even know my address. By the grace of God I made it home after contemplating the reality I would be sleeping outside my first night in Colombia. The relief that washed over me as my building came into view was unimaginable. For some unknown reason I took my frustration out on you guys hy not reporting back it was out of pocket and tbh I don't know why I did it.
To clear my conscious I will do my best to tell the stories I remember. I was there for a month so even 50% of my stories is is going to give us plenty of material for the forum. I go back to Medellíand this Saturday so I got alot of old news to unpack in preparation for the new memories.
1st Medellin story:
There is this hotel type structure called go living suites. Seems to be a building full of hotel room sized Airbnbs. It's located in Poblado, the richest area of town to my knowledge. I had the room with a one Bryant motif. Enough about the room. First thing I did when I got there was leave to get supplies. I headed to the grocery store for beer and water. The water was for me. I bought a six pack for the door men and a six pack for the chicas that would visit.
I'm pretty sure the first night I invited a girl over. We will call her Angie. Funny thing is that might be her real name but I honestly can't remember. She was tall, maybe 5 foot 7. She was slim with chocolate skin. I'm a fan of the afro Latinas. I remember she had big lips and big tits I loved. She was a younger girl, maybe like 20. I remember she was late because she left her ID with a relative on accident. When I heard that my antenna was up for the bull shit. I gave her a time limit. She managed to beat it. This was my first Colombian Facebook girl. I had read they can be flakey and to have a backup and to employ this very strategy.
How we met: we met in Facebook. The way the pros on the forum would usually do it. We met after I made it to Colombia but before I was in Medellin. I gave her some normal conversation to get some details on her life. She is a single mother and unfortunately I knew that meant I had a chance to work my move. The day before I get to Medellin I let her know I'm not looking for nothing serious and I got her number anyway. I phrased it as a bias question. "you not looking for a serious relationship are you? If not that's cool I'm just trying to have fun". When she didn't disagree I knew I was in the game. Eventually I get her to agree to my terms.
-At least 3 hours, maybe I said 4 idk.
- bare blow job.
- condom sex.
- kissing.
-250.000 pesos.
-20.000 pesos for transportation. Maybe more I forgot what my policy was but it was meant to be fair.
She agreed to it. I'm pretty sure I started at 200 and she negotiated up to 250.
The room: When she arrived we checked her in head to my room and I offered her a beer. I read this beer move was a classic. Seemed to be a waste of beer most of the time since no one finished it but it gave them something to help with some of the nervous energy. I try to get her to pick a song to listen too on YouTube to help set the move. I didn't know what Colombian women liked yet because this is the first one I've ever had in my room. She reluctantly found a Playlist. I could sense the mood was low so I tried to up my game and hit her with another move I've read about. However, my execution in this instance was laughable. I reached into a hide place and like magic produced a jewelry box the long kind that would normally hold a necklace in it as a gift. I give her the anklet inside hoping to raise her morale. It did a little bit but not as much as I had hoped. Maybe it's a "you get what you pay for "type situation. I had bought several super cheap jewelry off of temu before arriving. I put them in boxes from Amazon to make them more presentable. I Spent maybe 25 dollars if like 8 gifts for added negotiations leverage when needed.
After she accepted the present she had a noticeable but small smile on her face. I suggested that she take a shower, talking up the luxury of it. She went in without any resistance. I imagine she enjoyed the hot water and nice pressure as she mentally prepared to receive the dick of a complete stranger. Once she got out she was wrapped in her towel. Her long legs where in full view battling for my attention with the combo of her pretty face perched above her Bountiful cleavage. She sat on the couch adjacent to the bed and sipped the beer some more. I could tell she was still nervous, but by this time I had ran out of prepared moves and my blood wasn't in the head that is responsible for coming up with a good pan, but the other one. I tell her to come sit by me on the foot of the bed. She put her beer down and did as she was told. Within seconds I had her towel off and I kissed her. She didn't seem overly receptive to the kiss which was a bummer. Too bad for her that did little to stop what was inevitable. I played with her tits they were more saggy than I expected but still had some weight to them. Before too long I stand up and put my dick in her face. I could see she wanted to say something, but I could sense she new it would fall on deaf ears. Mostly because my Spanish is bad LOL. She took me in her mouth for a tame short BJ. I forget how it happened but she basically communicated to me she was done sucking dick. I took her from behind next. I tried more kissing in missionary it wasn't great. Her riding skills were awesome though. We ordered food and we fucked till it got there. Then I after we eat I told her she need to make me nut again before she was dismissed. I paid her and sent her on her way.
She was a beautiful girl but obviously not that into the situation. We went weeks without talking. I wasn't keen on her coming back because of her attitude. It was a decent first fuck on Colombia but it could have been better.
Sorry if this is a duplicate I thought I made this post last night but I don't see it.