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[QUOTE=Diplomat;1565043]She doesn't work at Artemis any more and its quite unlikely she will return.
She was for sure both a very attractive woman and a great performer and I hope she is well.[/QUOTE]Alas, from what my sources told me after a recent visit, that is not the case. Sounded like some legal trouble. Such a shame, hope it's cleared up by now.
I will be at The A. On Thursday with a bit of luck. Has anyone seen the following recently:
Avril.
Amalia.
Samira.
Thank you.
[QUOTE=Galazy2;1591111]I will be at The A. On Thursday with a bit of luck. Has anyone seen the following recently: Avril. Amalia. Samira. Thank you.[/QUOTE]Avril and Amalia still there. GSG up on Nika almost completely absent at the moment. But, you know: things will change day by day. Remember Fashion Week may cause some crowd next week.
[QUOTE=Pharisaer;1591115]Avril and Amalia still there. GSG up on Nika almost completely absent at the moment. But, you know: things will change day by day. Remember Fashion Week may cause some crowd next week.[/QUOTE]Nika, Nadja and Jana have been there on Friday night and I believe I saw Jara too a few days ago. But I am sure Pharisaer is right about the Line up during Fashion Week.
so i've been mongering for years in different countries but i'the never done a fkk club and i wanted to. encouraged by some great help from finnish fucker (thanks) i got myself to artemis in berlin. one of, if not the biggest fkk clubs in germany. i'the read several of the fkk forums before going, and some of the icebear forums (names for guys who go to fkk clubs) but i decided it might be useful for anyone using the fkk forums to get some first time tips on on "what happens" and "what's different" in a fkk club. so here goes:
1. i didn't get why in the forums lots of guys say they arrive at these clubs just after lunch and stay until after midnight. i now do. the beauty of these clubs is that there are facilities you really do use other than just taking in the sights of 80-100 naked women. honestly! you'll read about them here.
2. plucked up the courage, got myself in a taxi and arrived at artemis on a saturday around 4 pm. reception: walked in, greeted by clothed receptionist but immediately noticed two stunning naked women wondering through the reception area. both 9/10. neither approached or spoke to me. receptionist takes my 80 (i believe it is less than this in the clubs outside of berlin) which she says buys me food, soft drinks (hot or cold), access to all areas of the club but no sex. she calmly tells me its 60 for each 30 minutes with a girl in the room so 120 for an hour and so on. she hands me a long brown robe and puts on a wristband a bit like you get in a nightclub. this is so you can leave the club and re-enter later without paying the entrance fee again. finally, you get a locker key which you also wear on your wrist.
3. up to the lockers on the next floor past another 4 fully naked beauties. clothes off and into locker. quick shower and into the robe. but dilemma boxers on or off? i decide on off what the hell.! splash of after shave and nervously out after collecting some silly but compulsory pink (yes pink) plastic wet shoes like pool shoes. do i put money in the robe pockets or not? i ask one guy getting ready and he says no leave everything in the locker so i take his advice.
4. decide not to go straight to bar. go downstairs to check the place out. romanesque theιcor. lots of naked girls at the top of the stairs and surrounding the indoor lovely pool big enough to swim in properly. male professional masseur is giving a girl a massage on a massage table at the side of the pool. two saunas at poolside. one steam room and one (proper) turkish hammam but scrub is extra 60 by same male masseur so i skip. bar at end of the pool area serves only soft drinks but has a huge tv screen with a number of guys (all in the same brown robes) at the bar watching the world cup surrounded by lovely naked, or lingerie clad (but not covering tits or pussy) girls.
5. go to gym area terrific fully equipped gym. next to it two sunbeds (euros to operate). then next to that the kino cinema showing continual porn. i go in and immediately see three guys all leaning back, watching porn, naked, beers in hand, with three lovely blondes on their knees giving them blow jobs. amazing! i decide not to stay. i return to the gym, work out for 30 minutes (yes in the bloody brown robe! off to shower at poolside. whilst in shower a naked iranian stunner (10.10 if not better) called alina asks if i'the like her to join me and give me a rub. she is so stunning that i ask how much. free if you then take me to the room she says. as i am sweaty from the gym i politely decline but tell her i'll see her in the bar. she smiles, slaps my naked butt, winks and walks off fully naked as all the girls are.
6. out of shower, new robe, and up to main bar. i go and ask for a beer and barmaid (dressed) asks for a plastic token. i tell her i don't understand. she explains that alcoholic drinks can only be paid for with these tokens which cost 10 each at reception. so back there to purchase a few, passing more and more naked beauties as i go.
7. back to bar, beer in hand and the lounge is a sight to behold. i've been to scandalo malaga, lady marmalade in london and vive in madrid but i've never seen a sight like this literally 60+ lovely women, either fully naked or in lingerie which cannot cover breasts or fanny. whilst in most other types of clubs girls range in attractiveness i just could not get over the quality in this club. 7/10 meant the girl was below average. at least 50% of the girls were at least 9/10 and many complete miss world type stunners with incredible bodies. lots of silicone tits (but that doesn't bother me), lots of large breasted natural women, most slim, only one girl in the whole club i'the have rated lower than 5/10. amazing. as i'm at the bar several speak to me but it's not the heavy approached you get in other clubs. being surrounded by some many naked lovelies has a downside i develop an involuntary boner at the bar, which is pushing against the robe and several girls notice, bawl laughing and seek to grab a hold! off to the locker room boxers on!
8. decide not to partake straight away. off through the wonderful lounge where girls are splayed out on sofas (naked), some have butts in the air with pussy on show, guys lounging around in robes many with girls draped on them teasing. it was just amazing.
9. through lounge into food area. forums suggest the food is poor. i disagree. 4 really good choices, self-service, have as much as you want. i get a plate full and take it and my beer outside to the outdoor pool. it was a hot day. sun shining and there are about 15 naked lovely sunbathing around the pool and several in the hottub. i eat the food, back to bar, another beer and am joined by the stunning hungarian lorine. dark hair and body to die for. i confirm it's my first time. she asks if i want to take her to the room. i say i do but i want an hour not 30 minutes. great she says in which case do i want to have some time together first? i ask how much, she laughs, tells me it's all included, but that if a blow job or hand job starts downstairs, or by the pool or in the cinema the hour time starts then. she tells me she is not a clock watcher if i spend good money with her she won't be bothered about the clock. we go out to the outdoor pool. i buy her a vodka coke same price for the girls drink as mine and we both get naked on the sun loungers. i cannot believe it. there are other guys about. and i'm no showoff normally but this just seems natural. i am not getting my kit off because i am well endowed i'm not i'm just normal but i soon have a complete boner as she is rubbing suntan lotion everywhere. an hour later after swimming together, sunbathing, a couple of beers and a nice poolside massage she says it's time to go to the room.
10. we have an hour in the room, all services on offer but cim and anal are 50 extra. i decline both. bbbj is included in the going rate. same price for every girl in the club. they pay the same 80 to get into the club each day and they are then independent they don't share their earnings at all with the club so they will negotiate but cannot charge more than the standard rate. so negotiation is discounts for longer time but she made no attempt to upsell and indeed none of the 4 girls i had over 2 days did.
11. at the end of the hour i ask how much as i'm expecting to pay for the first hour by the pool etc. she says one hour is 120. i ask about the hour by the pool (fool but i felt bad and it was fabulous) she says if i want to give her a tip that is up to me but it is optional. she escorts me to the gents locker room, naked, where she is stood surrounded by about 8 guys all getting dressed or undressed, i go to my locker and get my cash and pay her. this is standard but if you want to take money in your robe it's up to you. i give her 50 tip and she is pleased, smiles, kisses the cheek and is gone.
12. into the pool bar area to recover. loads of guys watching the next footy match. i join them. on guy at the side interrupts the footy when the two girls wanking him off get him there and he lets out a moan. what was unreal is that nobody really stopped to watch them (the outer areas of the bar are darker), and though it was obvious this was happening people just carried on watching the game! a very attractive polish girl, pamela, sidles up to me, asks if i'the like the same as the guy who just popped, and i tell her that politely i'm watching the game for now.
13. several girls are at the bar in towels covering up all. this means they are not available to work right now. they are really friendly, chat about the game, the club and one gives me a flash of her tits saying that they should be mine later! at half time, jump into sauna, 10 minutes, out, shower, robe back on and back to the game. a stunning brunette from moldova, ina, predicts the score. we disagree on it and she offers me a bet. if she is right, i go to the room after the game with her for one hour. if i get it right it's 30 minutes for only 30 (half price). great deal. i accept. we shake on it (hands! she spends the whole of the second half running her long nails up the inside of my thighs and onto the balls and i frankly don't care what the score is. neither of us has the score right. i am bursting so off we go. but she takes my into the kino. gets me in the seat, watching the porn, and gets on her knees and commences very slow but amazing bbbj. she is deliberately making it last. when i get close, she stops, takes me upstairs to the room, takes the tie of the robe, ties my hands to the bedpost and finishes the bbbj. which she makes last about another 20 minutes. down to the locker room, she says with the kino and the room it should be 60. i agree and tip her 20 for the brilliant service and we had much longer than 30 minutes. never come across a lack of upselling like this.
14. i'm not that young. 2 pops in a day is a minor miracle for me! but i just didn't want to leave! it's such a fantastic experience. i go to the bar, get another beer, lay down on one of the loungers in the main bar area and watch the professional (dressed at first) lap dancers (who are not available as wgs). several girls approach me but i explain i think i'm done for the day. two hotties from romania (both blonde cannot remember second girls name but first was claudia) lie either side of me, naked and put their hands inside the robe and start playing. it's a quiet corner and nobody is really taking notice. i try to explain that i'm done. they ask me if they get another pop out of me if i will buy them both a drink at the bar normal prices. i'm thinking they'll deserve that if they get an erection out of me! nearly half an hour later, with one of the dfk me for ages, and the other having got junior out and hammering him, i give way. third pop in the space of about 5 hours last time i did that england did well in a world cup!
15. i decide i want some air. go to the food bar, small further dish of lovely grub, take it outside to pool area, watch the sun go down, get a coffee and vow that this will not be my last visit to a fkk club. it was just incredible.
16. returned the next day. fewer girls on a sunday but still a great selection. had more food, sauna, steam, no workout!, drinks, sport, even treated myself to the massage (which was great) and one pop only with a german stunner called ingrid who in heels must have been 6' 6". she was great, bit mechanical but had a great hour. hung around again for a bit, couple of beers, watched some action and then left.
fkk clubs are, imho, the best way to have fun with stunning young girls that i've come across anywhere in the world. if you've never done it try it. it's not a mass orgy. they guys are all normal. i didn't see one arnie lookalike. there were fat and thin guys, black and white, asian and eastern europeans. they are from 20 years old (yes) to 80. the girls are top drawer. the facilities and the chance to mingle, chill, relax, sunbathe and watch porn with some gorgeous women will not be forgotten easily. i shall definitely be back at artemis and will now certainly sample other fkk clubs in germany.
[QUOTE=Payforit;1591294]Third pop in the space of about 5 hours last time I did that England did well in a World Cup![/QUOTE]LOL. Had a good laugh. Side question: when you took the taxi, did you just say "Artemis"? Or what did you tell the cab driver?
I will be in Berlin later this month and plan on going to Artemis at least once but I have an important question (don't call seeing an answer to it anywhere here). Sessions are half hr long and end as soon as you pop. The thing is, I'm in my early early 20's and I pop VERY quick. Like record time (not proud of it of course but it is what it is). Would the ladies let me stay for a second round without having to pay again in such case? Or would that have to be discussed with the lady? If not, I guess there would not be much value in it for me.
Sorry if the answer is obvious but I'm a total noob and have never been to Germany or an FKK before.
[QUOTE=Payforit;1591294]
10. We have an hour in the room, all services on offer but CIM and Anal are 50 extra. I decline both. BBBJ is included in the going rate. Same price for every girl in the Club. They pay the same 80 to get into the club each day and they are then independent they don't share their earnings at all with the club so they will negotiate but cannot charge more than the standard rate. So negotiation is discounts for longer time but she made no attempt to upsell and indeed none of the 4 girls I had over 2 days did.[/QUOTE]Hello Payforit.
You would actually need to pay and extra 100 for anal.
FiddyCent.
[QUOTE=ElGuaje;1591309]Side question: when you took the taxi, did you just say "Artemis"? Or what did you tell the cab driver?[/QUOTE]Don't worry, cab driver will know. Nevertheless it's a good idea keeping the street address in your mind. Some drivers may suggest another brothel, because some brothels pay commission. Artemis doesn't. Just refuse that suggestion.
[QUOTE=ElGuaje;1591309]I will be in Berlin later this month and plan on going to Artemis at least once but I have an important question (don't call seeing an answer to it anywhere here). Sessions are half hr long and end as soon as you pop.[/QUOTE]Half hour session ends after 30 minutes. Earlier, if you both agree to leave. If you cum after 10 minutes, you've got 20 minutes left for cuddling, petting, chatting, whatever. But note: You're not allowed to cum twice in half hour sessions (AFAIK it's no written rule, but I think it's usually business there. Sorry, I'm not a regular.).
How incredibly honest! Congratulations on that! Sorry but short answer from me is that I don't know. My guess is that if in the bar you asked the question and explained you will pop early but want to see if you can repeat inside the 30 minutes the girls will still want you in the room so will say yes. But I'd see what other more experienced members of this forum. Who have been to FKK more than me provide as answers. Enjoy!!
On the taxi query. Just say Club Artemis in Charottenburg. They all know it well. Some will tell you it isn't the best club and there are better. On my first night I fell for this and told the guy to take me where he knew. It was a nightmare bordello somewhere in Berlin with 5 ladies over 40 none of whom were above 3/10 so I got one drink and left. Just ask for Artemis. They'll know it. Have a great time and report back on your two pops question so others can benefit from your experience. Which of course is precisely the purpose of the forum.
[QUOTE=ElGuaje;1591309]LOL. Had a good laugh. Side question: when you took the taxi, did you just say "Artemis"? Or what did you tell the cab driver?
I will be in Berlin later this month and plan on going to Artemis at least once but I have an important question (don't call seeing an answer to it anywhere here). Sessions are half hr long and end as soon as you pop. The thing is, I'm in my early early 20's and I pop VERY quick. Like record time (not proud of it of course but it is what it is). Would the ladies let me stay for a second round without having to pay again in such case? Or would that have to be discussed with the lady? If not, I guess there would not be much value in it for me.
Sorry if the answer is obvious but I'm a total noob and have never been to Germany or an FKK before.[/QUOTE]
Thanks for the correction FiddyCent. As indicated I didn't partake in this. Not my thing. But useful for other punters to know that this is so much more expensive in case they want it. If I've got anything else wrong please don't be shy to make corrections. It's a learning experience for all. I bow to others who are more experienced at this than me. What I would quite like to know, from those with such experience, is what differences there are between Artemis and the Clubs in Frankfurt and elsewhere. I went to Art because it was easiest to get to logistically with flights etc. Getting to Frankfurt is 4 hours plus from Berlin by train and I didn't fancy driving. I'm an experienced driver in several countries but Berlin requires real road experience from what I saw. I'd like to know if the other clubs have the same quality, facilities and if those on here who have been to both Artemis and other clubs have a preference. Cheers
[QUOTE=FiddyCent;1591311]Hello Payforit.
You would actually need to pay and extra 100 for anal.
FiddyCent.[/QUOTE].
[QUOTE=Payforit;1591530] I went to Art because it was easiest to get to logistically with flights etc. Getting to Frankfurt is 4 hours plus from Berlin by train and I didn't fancy driving. I'm an experienced driver in several countries but Berlin requires real road experience from what I saw. I'd like to know if the other clubs have the same quality, facilities and if those on here who have been to both Artemis and other clubs have a preference. Cheers [/QUOTE]Nice report you wrote through the eyes of a first timer. I forget that initial rush feeling.
No idea what you mean by driving. Berlin itself and the drive to Frankfurt quite easy to do (you just stay on the right side of the roads).
On the rest. It is all super subjective, it changes all the time, and is also partly a function of your taste in women. If you read the other FRA FKK threads you can get a sense of the current mood. Unlike some, I have always enjoyed the Palace, food better, facilities in some ways nicer, some pretty hot women as long as you handle some of their upselling, just no out door pool scene. Sharks in nearby Darmstadt gets good reviews. Oase seems to have lost its game a bit, despite new facilities. World-too far out for me. Mainhattan a little too young and E Eur. But everyone is different and there is only one way to find out. Berlin a nicer city to spend some days in but FRA has these 5 clubs so lots to do. If you were to visit them all, hiring a car might well be useful even though public transport it good. Would save some time.
[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1591944]Nice report you wrote through the eyes of a first timer. I forget that initial rush feeling.
No idea what you mean by driving. Berlin itself and the drive to Frankfurt quite easy to do (you just stay on the right side of the roads).
On the rest. It is all super subjective, it changes all the time, and is also partly a function of your taste in women. If you read the other FRA FKK threads you can get a sense of the current mood. Unlike some, I have always enjoyed the Palace, food better, facilities in some ways nicer, some pretty hot women as long as you handle some of their upselling, just no out door pool scene. Sharks in nearby Darmstadt gets good reviews. Oase seems to have lost its game a bit, despite new facilities. World-too far out for me. Mainhattan a little too young and E Eur. But everyone is different and there is only one way to find out. Berlin a nicer city to spend some days in but FRA has these 5 clubs so lots to do. If you were to visit them all, hiring a car might well be useful even though public transport it good. Would save some time.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the responses from several experienced members. Sounds like FFK clubs in Frankfurt are unmissable. With Sharks and Palace topping the list of favourites.
Will give them a shot and report back in due course. Cheers.
Hello everyone!
I'm going to visit Artemis for the second time un my life. First one was so good, I have to try it again.
I have a question and was hoping someone here can help me out: I'm going to be in Berlin from a Sunday afternoon to Tuesday afternoon. Since this is in the beginning of August I was wondering which would be the best day to go (best meaning when there are more girls?) Some say Sundays are quiet, other say Mondays, and on top of that is summer.
Thanks in advance for any reply.
Cheers!
[QUOTE=BackinBerlin;1592276]: I'm going to be in Berlin from a Sunday afternoon to Tuesday afternoon. Since this is in the beginning of August I was wondering which would be the best day to go (best meaning when there are more girls?) Some say Sundays are quiet, other say Mondays, and on top of that is summer. Thanks in advance for any reply.Cheers![/QUOTE]Yogi Bera, old US NY Yankee baseballer once said "the future isn't what it used to be".
It is quite simply impossible to say. Really ever. It is summer, it will be slower than normal, but could be good enough. Surely you will find 4-5 candidates. All things being equal, Thurs-Sat the busiest, so if you really want full choices. Shift your travel dates. And even better to mid or end August. Alternative is to just either call them each day and ask who of your favorites is there. Or most realistically, just show up and see how the karmic breezes are blowing, and lounge in the pool til 730pm when full shift is on.
[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1592520]Yogi Bera, old US NY Yankee baseballer once said "the future isn't what it used to be".
It is quite simply impossible to say. Really ever. It is summer, it will be slower than normal, but could be good enough. Surely you will find 4-5 candidates. All things being equal, Thurs-Sat the busiest, so if you really want full choices. Shift your travel dates. And even better to mid or end August. Alternative is to just either call them each day and ask who of your favorites is there. Or most realistically, just show up and see how the karmic breezes are blowing, and lounge in the pool til 730pm when full shift is on.[/QUOTE]Thanks for your answer Rocketboy.
I think at the end of the day the question is: If you have to choose between sun (after 16 hrs) -Mon. (all day) -Tues. (until 15 hrs) in the beginning of August, what day would you choose?
I understand is a matter of taste-luck-karmic breezes. Just curious about what the others would do in this situation. And there's no way I can change my travelling dates / hours.
Cheers!