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[QUOTE=Joe Arturo;1292778]Man up and forget about her.[/QUOTE]

Went this past Monday to follow up on some of the girls I missed the last time I was down here. My priority was a girl named Areli in A. B. As luck would have it, she wasn't there. Second was Rubi at A. B, but she wasn't there either.

So I then move on to L. C. While walking from one entrance to the other, I didn't see anything special. Sat down and ordered a coke and watched some of the sash girls dancing, two of which looked pretty good.

One caught my eye and smiled. I was about to call her over when one of the waiters brings a girl over to be introduced. We greet each other and in perfect English, she says, let's go upstairs, I squirt! Any other time I would have jump at this opportunity but I was going to go over to H. K. Later to meet up with squirt girl that I written about last time.

Anyways she asked where I was from, so I told her L. A. She said really? I live in West Covina and come down here every once in awhile to make some extra money.

I told her I was eyeing the sash girl, but if she doesn't go upstairs, I would come back for her. What a dumb-ass I was. I should have asked her for her phone number to hook up something back in L. A. Oh well, you snooze you lose (LOL ).

Back to the sash girl. I call her over. Her name is Melanie. A tiny girl but very cute. After a while, I ask if she wants to go upstairs. She says she doesn't go to the hotel.

Bummer, but I knew alot of the sash girl didn't go up but I wanted to take a chance. She then threw me off by saying we could go up to the VIP room and have alot of fun.

I asked her what she meant by fun. She said just about everything including sexo. I was a little confused and said if you do sexo in the VIP, why not go to the hotel. She said she just doesn't.

So then I ask for details. How much is it for the VIP room. She said I would have to buy a bucket of beers for her. I believe it was 7 beers in the bucket. I asked her how much the bucket cost and she said she thought it was $42. 00usd. But wasn't sure.

I then asked her, do I have to pay extra for the sexo? She said yes that would be separate. I asked how much and she said I don't know, I have only worked here for a week and I haven't had sex with anyone yet.

While thinking about it, I asked the waiter how much for the VIP. He said $42. 00 USD for the bucket and 1 hour in the room. I then asked how much in pesos. He then said $500. 00 mx. I looked at him and repeated $500. 00 mx pesos? He said yes. I didn't need a calculator to figure out with the high exchange it would be less than $42. 00 USD if I use pesos.

I told the waiter and the girl okay let's do it. I still didn't give a price for the girl. But at least she was being cool about it.

In the VIP room, it at least looks clean. The waiter brings the beers and opens all of them. I pay him the $500 pesos and give him a $20. 00 peso tip. Never see him again.

The girl then asked if I had a condom. I did and told her so. I bring it out and tell her since we have an hour, let do this nice and slow. She smiled, turned down the lights, sat next to me and we started to make out.

After a while she give an okay BBBJ. Not great but not bad and in Tijuana, at least for me, the BBBJ are harder to come by. Did some 69 and a whole bunch of positions. By the time we finished, I was sweating like a dog but enjoyed every minute of it.

So the VIP was pretty awesome but like I told the chica, the only thing I really missed, was a shower. Oh and good thing I had a travel pack of kleenex because the waiter forgot to leave napkins when he left.

It was a trip to be boinking a chica while looking out at the dance floor below and seeing all the customers and thinking, if only they could see me now. (LOL ).

In the end, I asked the chica if $500. 00mx was okay. I actually thought she might complain and I would have given her more because she was alot of fun. But she just smiled and said okay. I did give her a bag of chocolates and she was really happy about that.

So for about $73. 00 USD, I got to spend an hour with a chica with the only complaint being no shower at the end of the session. I was just wondering if the masero made a mistake on the price for the bucket when I asked him in pesos. If the $500. 00 mx stands, it is a bargain to go to the VIP.

This chica works days and say she finishes around 19:00.

I did go back later in the night and hooked up with a chica named Daniella. Pretty blond with a nice body. Everything seem good downstairs so I asked her to go upstairs. She said okay.

Once upstairs she didn't want to kiss, which is a big turn-off for me. Didn't want me to DATY. I thought I was with a street girl. CBJ wasn't bad but a BBBJ would have been better.

Because I was with a street girl prior, I couldn't finish. I know if she allowed kissing, I would have finish but that's the way it goes sometimes.

I do not recommend this chica, to many restrictions. Because I ran out of pesos I gave her the standard $60. 00usd.

By the way, I did go into H. K. To hook up with squirt girl from last time but the waiter said she switched shifts and now works the day shift. Bummer, I wanted the rush a squirt girl can give.

You sound like you are 'enjoying' the drama.

It is ok, we have all sinned in this way.

Look, maybe what you need is to put yourself through this heartache a few times over so you become numb to it.

[QUOTE=SeanBig; 1292828]Hmm never thought of that before but you are probably right.

Anyway wrote a long email saying that we should probably be friends or remain customer / service provider.

Since I don't think she will ever be happy with the current relationship.

Of course she blows up, saying everything I said were lies and that we shouldn't talk

I was like ok fine. Not arguing with a loco chica.

5 min later texts me and asks me to call her back

Says she is sorry but can't stand the fact I ain't getting divorced and that her lover is with another woman.

My mind saying whatever.

Keeps on asking me if I really love my wife, I tell her I am doing for the kids.

Yeah I doubt I can stay a VIP customer and get out of her jealous rage.

Oh well time for backpage. Com for rub and tug[/QUOTE]

Reading all these reports from Tijuana, I wished I lived closer to it so I could enjoy what this city has to offer to mongers. But I do not have any plans to go there, at least not anytime soon, especially now that I am moving away from AZ. However, I still have some family in So Cal, and next time I go there, I will definitely have to go to Tijuana.

Lines walking back into USA are getting completely impossible after midnight. Makes the US system look like a 3d world country. People were almost collapsing from standing there so long not even moving, no bathrooms, water, etc.

[QUOTE=Conejito;1293565]Lines walking back into USA are getting completely impossible after midnight. Makes the US system look like a 3d world country. People were almost collapsing from standing there so long not even moving, no bathrooms, water, etc.[/QUOTE]Are the lines getting real bad or are you exaggerating? I usually breeze right through after midnight unless I am crossing between 2:45am. 3:30am. That is when all the kids leave the clubs and you get a rush.

Headed south for the birthday weekend. Yeah, I know that I'm too old to celebrate birthdays, but I thought it would be a great excuse anyway. Stayed at the Ticuan for a couple of nights on the 8th and 9th. But I had no idea that there was a monger convention going on that weekend and most of the mongers were staying in the same hotel. It worked out, I shared and listened to stories. I usually bring my laptop to stream music into the room, but I learned that there were music videos on channels 11 and 39. What a concept! Music videos on TV! I do miss the old MTV days, which have been long gone.

Because HK changes their policies faster that I change my underwear, I'm spending less and less time in the place, and a lot less money to boot! But I still have my HK chica bucket list, so I do need to attend to that. While sitting in HK, it was early and nothing was drawing my direct attention, but I did find a gal that was on the bucket list, so I took her up for short romp in the room. After we were done, I wondered why in the hell she was on the bucket list to begin with. I will have to audit the list in the near future.

I damn near tried to hit every bar in the Coahuila, but to no avail. I had to stop back in HK to see the twins and set up a lunch day for the next day. While enjoying a drink with the twins, another set of twins came over, and then yet another! I must be cursed being an "Ass Man." But all of the twins know that, so I always get to play with the real goodies during these special and heartwarming moments.

I stumbled over to CC to see if Joe Arturo was naked and dancing on the pole yet, but to my dismay, he wasn't. I ran into one of the girls that I've been with before. Well actually, I didn't run into her, she ran into me when she tackled me from behind. The bartender could tell I was as fucked up as Hogan's goat. I'm not really sure who in the hell Hogan was, or why he had a silly goat. Anyhow, out of the corner of only functioning eye, I saw the bartender put down and open up a second beer for the girl. I got sober real fucking fast and told him,"Don't you ever, fucking never, give her a drink unless I ask you for one, or you intend on buying her one, and in this case, you just did!" So the bartender bought the second, and I bought the third.

What's her name told me she was getting off work soon and wanted to stay in my hotel; sure thing. We were leaving and I started looking for a cab because there was no way I could walk to the Ticuan. I think I would have had trouble navigating a wheelchair at that point as well. Turns out she had had a car; whew. I knew damn well I wasn't up for sex, so I told her,"Baby, just hop up and sit on my face so we can get this over with." That is about the time I lost consciousness. I woke up around noon and played one of my favorite games,"Where in the fuck is my?" She left me a cute note and her phone number.

My friends, Sid and wife, and two of the HK girls all meet up at the Ticuan bar in the early afternoon. We were off to El Rodeo in La Mesa. I thought it would be a car load, but one of the HK girls had a huge SUV, so I knew who I was riding with. I sat in the front while the twins in the back gave me a nice shoulder massage. Every fucking stop sign, this girl would just blow through each one. I said,"Uh baby, that was a stop sign, uh, that was another, oh, and that was one too!" I said to myself,"Fuck it! I'm just going to be quiet, close my eyes, and wait for the impact!"

Once safely there, I calmed down and we all had a great time. At one point, I told Sid to go to the bar and tell them we were celebrating a birthday so we could get a free shot of tequila from the house. The mesero brings over FIVE huge shots of tequila, which I only ended up paying for two. As it turned out, nobody wanted to drink tequila but me! George Bush implemented the "No child left behind" act. The truth is, he copied my "No alcohol left behind" act that I created in the early 70s. And it got worse! Turns out, there was a promotion going on and for every shot of tequila, we received a free bottle! Each of the girls took one, and I gave Sid the other three because I still had a bottle and a half of Corralejo in the room. The girl with the car bailed, but the twins came back with me to give me my birthday present; it was a nice afternoon without a doubt.

Being satisfied for the day, it was time to party, as if I already didn't start already. Two of the girls that used to work at the HK customer service counter promised they would take me out dancing Saturday; sounded like a plan to me. They picked me up in a cab on 6th and Revolution, and we were headed to Cats. I've never been there so I primed and ready. There was a cover charge and a free pat down at the door; I paid for the three of us. The cover included all drinks! Hot damn, here we go again!

After we were in, it seemed a bit difficult to find a mesero. But after I tipped him after the first round, he was readily available from then on; go figure! I told one of the girls I was going shopping and she seemed confused and worried about me. I returned with a big bottle of Cazadores and a shitload of plastic shot cups. Hey, it was only 19 bucks, I had to! We shared with neighboring partiers and they seemed quite pleased. After the third bottle, this old broken sailor had to throw in the towel; I took a cab back to the hotel.

From what I can remember, it was one hell of a weekend!

[QUOTE=Sock111;1288467]I don't usually post pics of girls but I don't want to see fellow mongers make poor choices. Is this the girl you are talking about?[/QUOTE]Sock, you don't have to answer but just wondering if she also.

Said you reminded her of her ex and gave DFK was her in a post you placEd.

In adelitas forum in the past, thanks.

[QUOTE=SeanBig; 1294507]Sock, you don't have to answer but just wondering if she also.

Said you reminded her of her ex and gave DFK was her in a post you placEd.

In adelitas forum in the past, thanks.[/QUOTE]With all due respect, I am SICK of reading your SOB STORY. I understand you are hurting, but go see a shrink or something. (We have All been hurt in life a time or two). The mongers have told you time and time again. You are fighting a LOSING BATTLE. But seriously? You will compromise your wife and family life for a street puta? I think another monger said it best, You like the drama, and you relish in it!

I think you will be posting the same nonsense a year from now. Sorry not to seem harsh, but I'm looking forward to my first Tijuanna trip in July with Tomjackin, and hopefully I can get some USEFUL NOT USELESS information here. It seems like your OBSESSED, with this chica (obviouly). You don't plan on going nowhere, and you want to continue asking USELESS Questions over and over, Please GET OVER IT. Good luck!

This might sound kind of dumb, but where is the best place to get vegetarian grub? Can I get it at a taco stand or would I have to look around?

So I had this date with my new esposa that was supposed to happen in the early evening, which I thought would be in her club. She was on vacation from her club and for whatever silly ass reason, we have been referring to each other as esposa and esposo when I called her from time to time. I knew her real name at one point, but age and alcohol erased that gem of a memory.

Well as I was playing in the booth at HK with this new cutie, who has a beautiful face, great attitude, but somewhat of a baby belly, I get this text asking where might be the esposo? I replied I was in HK sitting alone and being a good boy as usual. Then I get this text that she is on her way to HK! Back to the new cutie, who earned her way into my bucket list. Everything is hot about her, except her baby gut. And I'm not sure if it is just a gut or a little bambino growing in there; I was afraid to ask.

A bit later, I get this text that my esposa is at the alley door of HK and waiting for me to come get her. Hell, I almost had the cutie mounting my face at that point. I said,"Baby, get your panties back on and hit the road, the wife is here! I went to the door and picked up the ball and chain, and we settled into a booth. In a way is was rather nice to hang out with someone that could drink the big beers and for half of the price. On the other hand, when a saw the perfect ass, that would fit perfectly on my face, I had to pass; damn this esposa thing!

I have this new game I play in HK, it's called "Cell phone alert!" I showed the wife this game. I have several HK girls in my Tijuana cell contact list. So I spotted one of them in a booth by herself, so I called her. She jumped up and was making a beeline to the bathroom to answer the call, and she had to past us while doing so. As she was trotting past us, I stopped her, and told her it was me. The wife and I were laughing so hard, we about pissed ourselves. I made it up to the girl and bought her a drink, but she also got a good laugh out of it.

I asked the wife if she was hungry and she said later because she wanted to have sex with her husband first. I booked the room for an hour because I was in no damn hurry. It turns out the wife was more fun than the last two that I had. We played well in the shower and in the rack, with somewhat of a half ass massage thereafter. It was quite nice, but then again, this was only the honeymoon. Now we were both hungry, but for food this time. I asked her where she wanted to go and she chose Negro Durazo, never been, let's do this!

Apparently this is more of a seafood place, which was fine with me. A couple of things about the place worth mentioning, besides the food being good. They have this little adult beverage cart that they push around. On this cart, there is a big clear container with liquid and some animal inside. I had to know! Turns out it was tequila. The guy opened the lid and for a moment I did not see the fishing line attached to this snake. So it appeared that the snake was alive and climbing out of this container and was headed my way to meet me! Thank God I took my heart medication earlier that morning. The mesero asked if I wanted a shot and I replied,"Tequila with a dead reptile in it? You bet your sweet mesero ass I want a shot!"

The other thing worth mentioning is the band. The restaurant had this 10 or 11 piece band that was at one end of the restaurant. We sat at the other end of the restaurant and the band was still loud as hell. And somehow, most of them fitted on the stage; except the guy playing the tuba. That poor bastard had to stand and play the tuba in the emergency exit hallway. But as you can see in the picture, he did not seem to mind. My guess is because he had more space to play than the others.

At this point, I had enough quality time with the wife and was starting to miss the twins. So on her way home, the taxi dropped me off in the Coahuila. Back in HK and it didn't take long for the twins to find me. Grabbed Johnny, grabbed the twins, grabbed a booth, and set up shop for a couple of nice hours. Far be it from me, that I should know it was now "in fashion" to wonder around HK with no panties, but the twins surely knew about it. I'm seriously thinking about getting a divorce next week.

On my way back across, a came upon an agent that had a sense of humor, and some do. Here is how the conversation went:

Agent: What were you doing in Mexico?

Me: Playing as usual.

Agent: Did you bring anything back?

Me: God, I hope not!

Smiling agent: So what was his name?

Smiling me: OK you bastard, you got me!

Great report as usual bro, keep up the good work.

[QUOTE=Tomjackin; 1296633]So I had this date with my new esposa that was supposed to happen in the early evening, which I thought would be in her club. She was on vacation from her club and for whatever silly ass reason, we have been referring to each other as esposa and esposo when I called her from time to time. I knew her real name at one point, but age and alcohol erased that gem of a memory.

I asked her where she wanted to go and she chose Negro Durazo, never been, let's do this!

Apparently this is more of a seafood place, which was fine with me. A couple of things about the place worth mentioning, besides the food being good. They have this little adult beverage cart that they push around. On this cart, there is a big clear container with liquid and some animal inside. I had to know! Turns out it was tequila. The guy opened the lid and for a moment I did not see the fishing line attached to this snake. So it appeared that the snake was alive and climbing out of this container and was headed my way to meet me! Thank God I took my heart medication earlier that morning. The mesero asked if I wanted a shot and I replied,"Tequila with a dead reptile in it? You bet your sweet mesero ass I want a shot!"

The other thing worth mentioning is the band. The restaurant had this 10 or 11 piece band that was at one end of the restaurant. We sat at the other end of the restaurant and the band was still loud as hell. And somehow, most of them fitted on the stage; except the guy playing the tuba. That poor bastard had to stand and play the tuba in the emergency exit hallway. But as you can see in the picture, he did not seem to mind. My guess is because he had more space to play than the others.[/QUOTE]Next time you see my ex wife (she must be my ex wife because she is your wife now) tell her that Mike said HI! And thank you for helping with the divorce my friend!

I have been to the Negro Durazo many times and they have a great apetizer of cucarachas (they are really shrimp with their shells still on that are fried really crisp and they look like cockroaches)

[QUOTE=KC Questor; 1292843]I am going to be in Tijuana on Friday, June 22 if anyone is interested in meeting up. I plan to check into the Cascadas around 3:00 and spend a few hours re-acquainting myself with the Zona. I haven't been since 2006! I have a reservation at Mision 19 for 8:00 if anyone is a foodie and wants to experience one of the most progressive restaurants in Tijuana. I'm sure I could add to the reservation. Then I'll be back at HK around 10:00.

Saturday I will be driving to Ensenada for the day, but will be back in the Zona Saturday night. I have a hotel in San Diego, but may just stay over in Tijuana and go back to SD on Sunday.

Shoot me a PM if you want to meet up on Friday or Saturday.[/QUOTE]KC Questor.

Nice meeting you Friday night at HK, so totally random. Hope you had a good trip to Ensenada. I stopped in at HK again on Saturday night for a few beers after being at Adelita most of the night, didn't see you. I ended up finding one of the sisters I was telling you about.

Looking forward to your trip report.

Cheers,

Keg

I am sitting in HK today, having done 4 girls in 24 hours. I see a music video on the big screen, and it contains a girl in a rap video who used to be in 4x4 in Rio. Katia. Not a girl in HK club who is a 6 on that scale of 1 to 10. Man I miss Rio!