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Are these actual or recent Artemis girls?
[URL]http://www.fkk-artemis.de/page/girls/?langswitch_lang=en[/URL]
Some of these women would be $500-$2500/ hour in NYC or LA!
I am a bit jaded form fake pics on Escort sites here in USA. So sorry for obvious question.
I need to take a drink!
[QUOTE=KaveMan;1592891]Are these actual or recent Artemis girls?Some of these women would be $500-$2500/ hour in NYC or LA![/QUOTE]Yep- real or recently real. USA prices are a travesty. You can do the math and see how quickly a trip to das Pussyland could pay for itself.
You also see what a sane attitude toward sex does in creating reasonable markets. The indispensable nation could learn a few things. Maybe this is why they are spying in Berlin. In fact a not trivial amount of Amurka's problems are somehow connected to its sexual attitudes with all that frustration having nowhere to go but twisted politics.
[QUOTE=BackinBerlin;1592687]The question is: If you have to choose between sun (after 16 hrs) -Mon. (all day) -Tues. (until 15 hrs) in the beginning of August, what day would you choose?Cheers![/QUOTE]It really is a coin toss so if you want some answer, go Sunday, see how it is and then you also have the option if it is really great or not so of going again Monday. Monday, you can always scape up the extra Euros by e.g. sleeping and eating at Artemis - which would easily cover an additional admission price. You could store luggage in their bathrobe room - many have.
You could vaguely make an argument that some girls who had a long Saturday night might want a day off, and that could tip it to Monday. But these girls are superhos and just seem to keep turnin. I have been surprised how many just get a few hours sleep and then back to the chain gang. Sunday a day when some pensioners get in for 1/2 price and it is very chilled. But a fair number of the A team can be there because it is so relaxed. Who knows really how it will be but going later in the afternoon seems a good plan. Monday will also be dead til mid afternoon. Tues sounds like not a good option as it will be quiet (10-20 girls) til when you leave.
[QUOTE=KaveMan;1592891]Are these actual or recent Artemis girls?
[URL]http://www.fkk-artemis.de/page/girls/?langswitch_lang=en[/URL]
Some of these women would be $500-$2500/ hour in NYC or LA!
I am a bit jaded form fake pics on Escort sites here in USA. So sorry for obvious question.
I need to take a drink![/QUOTE]Yes they are. I was in a similar position before I went to Artemis for the first time. Then, when I arrived there, I was still paying for my entrance when I saw two girls naked by the stairs. In my not-so-demanding scale, both were 9/10. And as I went into the bar and other premises, more and more appeared. It was filled with these beautiful women, and at least I couldn't believe my eyes at first. You can easily spend a day there just looking at them walking around, shaking their stuff, chatting and giggling. Awesome place I tell you.
Cheers
[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1592986]It really is a coin toss so if you want some answer, go Sunday, see how it is and then you also have the option if it is really great or not so of going again Monday. Monday, you can always scape up the extra Euros by e.g. sleeping and eating at Artemis - which would easily cover an additional admission price. You could store luggage in their bathrobe room - many have.
You could vaguely make an argument that some girls who had a long Saturday night might want a day off, and that could tip it to Monday. But these girls are superhos and just seem to keep turnin. I have been surprised how many just get a few hours sleep and then back to the chain gang. Sunday a day when some pensioners get in for 1/2 price and it is very chilled. But a fair number of the A team can be there because it is so relaxed. Who knows really how it will be but going later in the afternoon seems a good plan. Monday will also be dead til mid afternoon. Tues sounds like not a good option as it will be quiet (10-20 girls) til when you leave.[/QUOTE]Once again, thanks four your comprehensive answer.
I'll see what's the situation and decide whether is Sunday or Monday. At this point, Monday seems a better option for me but lets see.
If anyone feels to chip in in this issue, please do. Xps are alwasy welcome!
Cheers
[B]10th July.[/B]
I arrived in Berlin. It was hot and sunny. After checking into my hotel I headed for the A. I hit the club around 14.00, this is a lot earlier than my usual start time but with fashion week on I wasn't sure what the crowd would be like.
My concern was not well founded as the club was very quiet when I arrived. Maybe 20 women and 15 guys. The girls I recognised were Nina, Jenna, Jayna (Iranian girl, not sure if I'm spelling her name correctly) and Funya from Turkey.
I drifted around for a while and took some sun by the pool before my first session. I looked for Nina but couldn't find her so I decided to take a new girl over the jumps.
[B]Carolina from Latvia[/B]
I met Carolina at the circular couches at the bottom of the stairs. She's a tall girl with long dark hair, a very pretty smile and big ass. Despite a nice chat before we went upstairs this session didn't really go well. No chemistry in the room and I couldn't get fully hard, even the site of her big, beautiful ass couldn't get me over the edge. Not her fault. But I won't repeat. 6/10.
I rested for a while, took a sauna and smoked some cigarettes before I went looking for session number two. Again I couldn't find Nina! I started to think I was destined to miss her on this visit. In the bar I got talking to Jana who told me she is from Germany. Quick conversation and upstairs.
[B]Jana from Germany[/B]
She's a tall, thin girl with lovely blonde hair and blue eyes. She has some text tattoos on her inner arm.
After a disappointing first session this was a lot of fun. Slow kissing to start, then a top class blow job. After the condom went on the fun really started. Her pussy was INSANELY tight. There was no way I way going to last long so I pounded away until I finished with an amazing orgasm. A fantastic session and she is on my possible repeat list. 8/10.
I was wiped out for a while. It was almost 17.00 and the club wasn't as busy as I thought it would be.
I had a massage downstairs and after paying the guy I bumped into Nina outside the kino. Finally! After a brief chat we took a seat in the kino.
[B]Nina from Czech[/B]
We started in the kino with some long, passionate kissing before she slid my robe open and started on my cock. She knelt on the floor and proceeded to give me one of the best blow jobs of my life. After a few minutes of this we headed to one of the curtained rooms.
Inside the room she started blowing me again except this time she was deep throating me. Absolute heaven. I had to stop her several times and we took a little break before the condom went on. When we started to fuck all I could do was marvel at how good she was. After multiple positions I finished in doggie and I'd say my screams were heard the length of the wellness area.
A perfect session with an absolute superstar. Next time I'm at the Artemis I could easily spend the whole day with Nina. 10/10.
I was wiped out for a couple of hours so I took more sun before seeking my next target. I had a look for some of top girls, Amalia or Avril but there was no sign of them. In the bar I met one of my favourite girls, Alisha from Hungary and we soon headed upstairs.
[B]Alisha from Hungary[/B]
I've had multiple sessions with Alisha over the years. She can be a little cold but her perfect face and body do it for me every time.
Standard suck and fuck to start. I asked her did she still do anal and she replied she did. So after a change of condom she slowly eased my cock into her incredible ass. I'm not a massive fan of anal sex but Alisha's ass is a treasure. After several position we switched to doggie and for a small girl her bum can take a serious pounding. The site of my cock sliding in and out of her wonderful ass will stay with me for a longtime.
Incredible session that doesn't score 10/10 because she doesn't kiss. An almost certain repeat. 9/10.
It was almost 21.00 now and the main room was quite busy but still no wait for a room. I was undecided on one more session so I hung out for a while enjoying the sites.
I saw one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen leave the upstairs kino and my mind was made up. Small talk then upstairs.
[B]Irene from Moldova [/B]
Picture Natalie Dormer with blonde hair and massive tits and you're picturing Irene. She is truly stunning.
The session wasn't great and she's a bit of an opti but had a delightful pussy and screamed like a banshee getting fucked. No complaints but probably a one off. 7. 5/10.
Some final thoughts. The outdoor space is truly fantastic. Lounging by the pool with a procession of naked women going by is an incredible experience and it's nice to get outdoors. On the other hand the smoke situation in the main bar is getting ridiculous. I smoke myself so I'm part of the problem but having the doors closed at both ends really ads to the problem. There was a couple of times I had to take of my glasses because I thought they were fogged up but it was the thick smoke that made the visibility so bad.
That small complaint aside I had one of my best ever days at the Artemis.
Thanks for reading.
[QUOTE=PussyLiccker;1568513]Major sausage fest last night. No memorable sessions. My impressions is predominantly Rom / Mod / Bul girls. I was hoping for some hot Germans. Didn't see any. A frequenter told me there are a group of German girls, but no show.
I think 20% Germans is an overstatement. I would say the worst line-up compared to my previous visits. I expected more from the only club in Berlin. If I could do this again, I would have just stayed in Hessen or NRW. Could be a bad day, but it's hard to imagine significantly better line-up based what I saw.[/QUOTE]As some of you all know, I took a Saturday trip to Art end of May, and the line-up didn't turn out to be what I expected. For that day, there was a big German soccer match, and the place was a sausage fest with I'm assuming not the typical Saturday Line-Up?
Questions:
Was that day, just not a typically line-up? What percentage of typical maximum line-up was there would you guys estimate?
Is there a reason why the German gang wasn't there? Did they expect a sausage fest and therefore didn't show up? Some girls take stress of so much men.
Are all Saturdays full of men like that day or much lower? What kind of days create sausage fest atmosphere? Anything on the calendar to avoid this?
Which is the best day for miximum line-up middle of the week from Monday. Thursday?
What part of the year does Art have maximum girls?
When do Art get influx of new girls? What percentage of girls change at times, and how often?
[QUOTE=PussyLiccker;1593871]As some of you all know, I took a Saturday trip to Art end of May, and the line-up didn't turn out to be what I expected.
Was that day, just not a typically line-up? What percentage of typical maximum line-up was there would you guys estimate?[/QUOTE]PL you are a senior member so I am more than a bit surprised you think all these questions actually have answers. They don't. Things just go as they go. you asked if there was a reason the "German gang" was not there when you were. Yes indeed there was a reason; they were were not there. They may well have been Friday and just want a weekend off. I actually have come to think Thursday and Friday nights are the best.
Having said that, obviously the line-up is thinner and or different during holiday periods (as I wrote when you posted back in May, you chose a bad day). I am sure many regulars remember that day in May, and the percentage of "maximum line up", which we all know was 76.837%. :rolleyes:
Vaguely, girls saving up money for those peak holiday periods, during Autumn and Spring, the odds are better of a fuller line up. The power days. Thurs-Sat apply anytime.
There has been an increase in our Italian brothers Saturday night presence, whether this is due to decline in the reputation of Oase or just flight prices who can say. Holiday tracking means being aware of what other countries are up to, not just the Berlin schedules. The really mega peak times during the large Messe's (eg the September IFA) are a challenge - crowds are bad but choices good - the trick is to go earlier in the afternoon. Messe schedules on the web and really all this has been discussed numerous times, as in RTFF. Even I said some time back what I will now say yet again.
What you seem to forget is a lot of this is just a taste & chemistry thing and those forces will be at work regardless of when you are there. Look at some recent glowing newbie reports. And this whole business is just not like some BMW production line. There are just unpredictable ups and downs. Of course everyone wants to maximize their experience, especially when travel expenses are involved. But at the end of the day it all all just risky business, with luck, biology and psychology involved. When you enter those doors at reception, you have to play with the hand your are dealt. Still compare the odds at A with those of a typical bar or supermarket.
So first just always do your homework on schedules, keep expectations in check (and check out the private local apartment bordellos), and roll with it.
RB0, very informative, and the percentage, the precision. :D That's what I was looking for.
Thanks for taking the time for putting out the info. Like you say, I don't travel there often and trying to control all the variables I can control after what happened back in May.
I am considering taking a trip to Berlin at the end of next month during the week (Sunday to Wednesday) instead of the weekend (Thursday to Saturday) due to it fitting better with my new job as well as plane tickets.
But how is the difference in line up from a weekend to a weekday? I've heard some girls only work in weekends. Juliette told me she only worked weekends for one (please correct me if you have spotted her on a weekday).
Is every girl at Artemis taking a day or two off during the weekdays? And how are the numbers in the 2 periods? Can I expect an 80% show up ratio in the weekdays compared to the weekend?
[QUOTE=Pistons;1594895]1/ Is every girl at Artemis taking a day or two off during the weekdays? 2/ Can I expect an 80% showup ratio in the weekdays compared to the weekend?[/QUOTE]1/ No -it varies all over the place. Line up will also be different as it is still sort of summer, though you are getting close to the mega Messe of the IFA (5-10 Sept).
2/ No (it will vary but could be 50-70% Really impossible to say. If you are keen on some particular bed buddies, best is to ring ahead and ask.
As has been said 1000 times, Mon-Thurs, the private apt bordellos lineups are are strong; Thurs. Sat are the A power nights.
[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1594924]getting close to the mega Messe of the IFA (5-10 Sept).[/QUOTE]I was there last year during the period of IFA. The line up is solid, but Artemis get really packed both with clients and girls. And this is not just usual busy day level packed.
Plus even though line up was rather solid, obviously there are much more clients than girls, so it was hard to take even few minutes to choose the girl because some other client will make quick decision of taking her and of course there were big queue for room once you get up there.
So unless you really like mayhem level packed atmosphere, I would avoid IFA season. I mean the club get really so packed, after 8 PM, it was rather uncomfortable to stay.
Hi all,
I just discovered I will be making a trip to Berlin from Jul 30 - Aug 1. Of course I will visit Artemis which will be my first visit in nearly 2 years. I have been several times in the past and wanted to check to see if my favorite girls might still be working there. One is Nina which of course I see several comments on so I assume she is still there. For people who are more regular what about Sheenya and Carla. I see both of their pictures are still on the website but haven't seen any recent comments. Are they both still working there? I know there might be more than 1 Carla but I mean the one with'see' rather than K. She is taller with short brown hair at least 2 years ago so might have different hair now.
A separate question. I noticed there is Messe Kreativ-Treff overlapping this time. Will Artemis be more crowded during this Messe like IFA. Would I be better to avoid Berlin and head to Frankfurt and maybe Oase during this time?
Thanks for any help!
BB.
Last month I was in Artemis and it was such a GREAT experience that when the new places fall short on expectations raised by Artemis, I feel little disappointed.
All the girls seemed nice and friendly. None of the 4, I enjoyed were sharks. All one need to do is to control the urge to go with first nude girl that comes to talk to you or smiles at you.
Know what you want, politely ask the girl if she offers it. If not then tell her she is a beautiful girl but you can't go without what you want. There are plenty of girls and one will find several of his taste. I enjoy kissing and lot of girls don't do it. However I found the perfect 4 who not only enjoyed kissing but offered OWO too.
Relax, talk to girls and go with the one you are comfortable with. Girls stopping you at pathways / stairs and asking you to join, take your time to decide as sometimes little Johnny would desperately like to enter any hole.
Good luck.
[QUOTE=BigBad;1595160]For people who are more regular what about Sheenya and Carla.[/QUOTE]Both of them frequently there.
[QUOTE=BigBad;1595160]A separate question. I noticed there is Messe Kreativ-Treff overlapping this time. Will Artemis be more crowded during this Messe like IFA. Would I be better to avoid Berlin and head to Frankfurt and maybe Oase during this time?[/QUOTE]IMHO no significant influence on Artemis business. Just calm summer nights.