Sosua Reports

[QUOTE=Buscemi]Great report TJ!
Where exactly is this clip joint located?[/QUOTE]

It is in the former El Batey Restaurant/Campo Bar which is right before La Passion if you're heading east. It has a cabana look to it and a great big sign that says "Caribbean Men's Paradise" in front.

I spent a good part of the afternoon with The Teflon Monger this afternoon and mentioned the place to him and learned something interesting. He's pretty sure that it was operating until recently under a different name and that some guys he knows used the service and had some kind of crazy gonzo-style interlude with a group of girls from the service. TTM himself is into some more gonzo shit than I myself prefer (just Google him to find his site) so it must have been quite off the hook.

Anyway it still isn't a service I am interested in but you may get better mileage from the girls you find there albeit it at a premium.

So anyway, I made an arrangement for TLN with Maria, the Asian-Indian looking flacita I mentioned earlier. I called her at noon and told her I'd meet her at 6PM at NG, we'd go eat, and to bring some a swimsuit. I also offered to give her a very generous DR$2500 which she accepted.

Anyway, I get back to the hotel today around 4PM (two hours early) and guess who is already there sitting at the bar? You got it, it was Maria. I knew she wasn't there because she just couldn't wait to get on 2Js cock but I went and said hi and told her I had to go get a shave and that I would be back soon, and meanwhile told Rafael to give her a drink.

I got back at around 4:45PM and was unsure what to do. I didn't know if she was there trying to ST before our 'date'. While I have absolutely no illusions about these chicks I thought if she was it would be in incredibly bad taste to come to NG where I am actually staying to try and pick up a ST so close to our agreed upon time for TLN.

So anyway I went and very nicely asked her if she was hungry, and she said no. I asked her if she was ready to go with me, and she said no. I asked her what she wanted to do and she said something about waiting for her friend, but all in all it was kind of impatient and frankly a little bitchy.

So I said OK and walked away like a chump, thinking maybe I misunderstood some part of the dynamic. But only for a minute. Then I went back and told her very calmly that she need not worry, that I changed my mind, and that she was free for the entire evening to do whatever she wants. She started to act surprised but I nonchalantly walked away before she could try any bullshit. Her attitude just ruined it, which is too bad because my tongue in her pussy the previous night sure felt tight and she tastes dulce.

Worst is I had actually been looking forward to the evening and resisted the temptation to blow a load with another chica earlier because I wanted to make sure I had my full effect ready.

As much as I wanted to just let bygones be bygones I knew I couldn't let that shit go as it would have set the tone for the evening. If we ever do hook up it better be following a promise to make it up to me any way her little mouth can!

Edit: I just looked out my window and saw her walking back to Clisante all alone. So she didn't get the ST or TLN with Too Jaded. HA! I am sure she won't walk far before someone else scoops that shit up but it still made me feel good to see her walking away.

Gotta admit I was a little surprised to see Maria walking towards the N.G. as Perla and I were exiting this afternoon. And I don't think she was there two hours before the appointed time just because dominicanas like to be early.

Good move blowing her off bro - that chica to me projects major "my shit doesn't stink" attitude like few others around here.

GR; i.e. "The Teflon Monger"

[QUOTE=Too Jaded]So anyway I went and very nicely asked her if she was hungry, and she said no. I asked her if she was ready to go with me, and she said no. I asked her what she wanted to do and she said something about waiting for her friend, but all in all it was kind of impatient and frankly a little bitchy.

So I said OK and walked away like a chump, thinking maybe I misunderstood some part of the dynamic. But only for a minute. Then I went back and told her very calmly that she need not worry, that I changed my mind, and that she was free for the entire evening to do whatever she wants. She started to act surprised but I nonchalantly walked away before she could try any bullshit.[/QUOTE]Walked away like a chump? Sounds like you walked away like a champ. You said you were not a hardcore monger, but it sure looks like you are a real player. Right then and there when you told her she was free to go, dismissed, that her services were no longer needed; you let her know that she was not the only game in town and you were not going to be affected for one second by any bullshit. Thanks for not going up to her crying, begging, and kissing up like many other so-called mongers would have done.

Aha! The wily and diabolical "Lechero Loco" has met his match in the ripe and libidinous Angel! It's double trouble for him!

And here comes Captain Save-A-Ho to save the day! Swooping in on poor rejected little Maria, he doffs his super-hero hood, sweeps her off her feet, wraps her in his crusader's cape, and carries her off to his own secret hideaway for a rapturous and over-paid TLN session....

:D :D :D

ROFLMAO at your "Day 2-3" story. CMP sounds interesting - for some - but I'm not ready to buy a time-share either.

By the way, I'm with Mr. E - you may not describe yourself as a player, but your handling of Maria shows you've got more game than Parker Brothers. There are plenty of other fish in Sosua Bay. Well done!

[QUOTE=Too Jaded]So I said OK and walked away like a chump, thinking maybe I misunderstood some part of the dynamic. But only for a minute. Then I went back and told her very calmly that she need not worry, that I changed my mind, and that she was free for the entire evening to do whatever she wants. She started to act surprised but I nonchalantly walked away before she could try any bullshit. Her attitude just ruined it, which is too bad because my tongue in her pussy the previous night sure felt tight and she tastes dulce.[/QUOTE]Whooooa holdem up cowboy! Did you just say you were eating pussy like it's on the buffet menu? Your not going to start eating ass too are you LOL

Naw but I'm just fucking with u. I've gotten caught up in the moment a couple times and put my snorkels on and went deep sea diving in the pussy but PLEASE don't make it a habit. Only your main broad should you be going scuba diving on. To the rest fuck'them

BTW you were right about canceling the evenin plans with her. Always follow your instinct. Shit wasn't feeling right between yaw at that time so by all means tell her to get the fuck-on! Waaay too many honeys to put up with the slightest bullshit in DR.

[QUOTE=Mr Enternational]Walked away like a chump? Sounds like you walked away like a champ. You said you were not a hardcore monger, but it sure looks like you are a real player. Right then and there when you told her she was free to go, dismissed, that her services were no longer needed[/QUOTE]Yo Mr. E reminds me of a famous quote by Oran "Juice" Jones

[quote]Cus you DISMISSED! That's right, Silly rabbit
TRICKS are made for kids don't you know that!
U without me is like cornflakes without the MILK!!
This is my WORLD your just a squirrel trying to get a NUT!
Now get on outta here......."[/quote]Words to live by lol!

I was in Sosua very recently and renewed my aquaintance with a cute little Haitian-Dominican chica called Julietta (D.O.B. 7/15/88). I believe she has one child, but you wouldn't know it. She is available in the daytime, but she also asked to to go and spend the night with her at her house in Montellano, which I declined. She is rather sweet and is looking for a boyfriend. I don't quite know what to make of her, since she has told me she loves me (yeah, right) based on a fairly brief acquaintance, but she did ask me to see if I could find a friend of mine for her, and one good turn deserves another.

You can find her hanging out at the massage parlor that is on your right as you walk towards Casa Marina, just before Casa Marina (about 30 meters) and next to an Internet Cafe. She gave me a very good pedicure too. If I was younger and single I might follow up on her, but I can't.

Check her out if interested. She is VERY cute. Speaks good Spanish and Creole, not sure about English. I don't think she goes out in the bars at night.

I went to Santo Domingo in June and now planing to go back in October, but I am wondering is grass that much greener in Sosua. I'm just trying to learn spanish and was fairly hard getting around bye my lonesome? Any opinions as to where I should go?

Travelling out of the country for the 3rd time thanks.

[QUOTE=Frannie]I was in Sosua very recently and renewed my aquaintance with a cute little Haitian-Dominican chica called Julietta (D.O.B. 7/15/88).[/QUOTE]
Sorry, would love to help out but she is over my age limit.

[QUOTE=Charles Pooter]Sorry, would love to help out but she is over my age limit.[/QUOTE]

I know, that's why she wants to hook up before middle age sets in with a vengeance.

Never really gave DR much of a thought until I started seeing a nice mulatta up in Canada, but during my winter vacation, I don't want to continue to freeze my butt off by driving up further north, so I started thinking where it is that I can find more exotic mix-raced girls and some decent weather during the winter. Then I find that DR is full of hot mulatta who kind of look black but also kind of don't. The girls I find totally attractive are the current crop of La Passion models. As soon as I find some time off, I'm so there.

[QUOTE=Jaosousa]I believe you can find faithful beautiful chicas in Dom Rep, some guys may call me naive or stupid, no problem, but it is what I believe.[/QUOTE]

It is true, they can be faithful and loving.... until the money runs out.

[QUOTE=Bobsthrobbinknob]It is true, they can be faithful and loving.... until the money runs out.[/QUOTE]True for just about every attractive woman on this planet. 99% of attractive women on this planet will not be with a penniless, homeless guy for a protracted period of time.

An average foreign guy, with an average job can find a beautiful Dominican woman who could be faithful.

You do not have to be a millionaire to have a beautiful woman on your arm in Dom Rep.

You will have to spend some money on the chica. Normal guys with normal girlfriends usually spend money on their girlfriends.

[QUOTE=Hunts] Is there any hope that there is a beautiful, honest, faithful Dominican chica.[/QUOTE]

My wife is beautiful and faithful, not so sure about the honest, though. Still you can't have everything.

She walks through customs coming into the US with two large suitcases packed with food from the DR.

Customs officer: "Do you have any food in those cases ma'am?"

Wife (big smile): "Food? Comida? Oh, no senor, seguro que no".

Customs officer (checking out her ass): "Follow the green dots."