Medellin Reports

[QUOTE=AmorPorFavor;2894345]OK so coger is not used in Colombia but culear is. Are there any other slang words for fuck used in Colombia? For blowjobs I always just say me chupas and they get right on it. Quitate la ropa and the clothes quickly come off. Tu arriba and she jumps on my pene and starts riding. Yo arriba, I get on top. Boca abajo and she lays face down for me. What are some other words to use for sex postions?[/QUOTE]A "buen polvo" means a "good fuck" in Colombia. I remember when I was still learning Colombian slang and a hottie told me to tell other people she thought I was a buen polvo. Good thing I researched what it meant first LOL! Oh, and by the way, Colombians absolutely [B]do not[/B] commonly use "coger" to mean "to fuck". Take it from someone with a few years of direct experience. That's most definitely Mexican slang.

I took an Uber to Bar Madrid Friday night and it was a scary sight. I speak fluent Spanish and the Uber driver told me he didn't feel comfortable dropping me off there unless I was meeting buddies. So I asked him to turn around and he dropped me off at Provenza for dinner. I was tired from the flight so I went to sleep after that. It was 9 pm and the streetwalkers around Lleras park looked unappealing.

Last night I went to Lleras park around 8 pm because I was hungry. I went into this restaurant / bar and a girl started talking to me and insisted she was a server but she wasn't; she's one of those girls that get paid for every shot they get out of you. She's down to go out with me on Sunday but I know for a fact she won't fuck due to some trauma with her ex. There was better looking girls and I wonder if they're down to fuck instead. Shots were pricey 70 k COP a pop. I left around 10 pm because there was nobody else there I think it was a mistake to go in so early. 10 pm is the earliest to go in I think. I saw a lot of working girls on my way back and one of them caught my eye. Slim, fit, big boobs (turned out to be fake unfortunately). She charged 400 k COP and it was top 2 worst fuck of my life LOL. I tried kissing her since she was cute and she immediately turned it down and said no kissing. I started sucking on her boobs but she wanted to go straight to PIV. After 2 minutes of her riding me she asked to change position so I put her doggy style and she started groaning. I couldn't touch her hair either. I went to adjust the AC and I got soft from that so she said it was over. No BJ at all either, covered or uncovered. I told her we'd negotiated 400 k for 1 hour and she said it was for "1 polvo" I told her I hadn't cum so there was no way that was 1 polvo and she said the fact I hadn't cum was my problem. Lesson learned these girls are PROs you got to negotiate the fine print ahead of time LOL. In the end I went to bed and I woke up around 3 am so I could've gone up to try and pick up girls at the end of their working shift but I decided to just keep sleeping.

Today I'll be heading to the mansion.

[QUOTE=Stl24;2894427]Unfortunately for me I am deadlocked into being in Medellin on Sunday and would still like to monger as much as possible. Does anyone have any recommendations on where to go or how to find some decent quality?[/QUOTE]You could go to El Centro and look for a street walker; you could get a chica at a strip club or establishment on Saturday to stay with you Saturday night into Sunday; you could try to find a chica in Parque Lleras. You options will be more limited because Sunday is family day but you can do some limited mongering, IMO.

Gone are the good ole days when you could still get decent talent in a casa on Sunday. I think one casa even had their 2 4 1 special on Sundays because it was so slow.

[QUOTE=FlagRunner77;2893736]Thanks. Have you experienced this recently? So there is already a restriction with girls hanging out by the pool?[/QUOTE]Yes, I was there at the begininng of Feb. There is nothing available to take away from the pool, at any time of day. A girl who is with you can accompany you to the pool.

[QUOTE=Gabacho;2893807]So how is it any different than any other mediocre hotel with a pool?[/QUOTE]It was a good place for a first time visitor (me), although not necessarily economical. It could be economical in that there are no fee's to bring guests back. As mentioned by others there is a good bit of knowledge freely on offer from other guests. The attached bar was a nice feature as well.

How much is cab fare from the airport to the city (especially to Hotel M mansion area)? Hotel M is quoting 135,000 or about $36 US for airport pickup.

[QUOTE=Magma5108;2894545]I took an Uber to Bar Madrid Friday night and it was a scary sight. I speak fluent Spanish and the Uber driver told me he didn't feel comfortable dropping me off there unless I was meeting buddies. So I asked him to turn around and he dropped me off at Provenza for dinner. I was tired from the flight so I went to sleep after that. It was 9 pm and the streetwalkers around Lleras park looked unappealing.

Last night I went to Lleras park around 8 pm because I was hungry. I went into this restaurant / bar and a girl started talking to me and insisted she was a server but she wasn't; she's one of those girls that get paid for every shot they get out of you. She's down to go out with me on Sunday but I know for a fact she won't fuck due to some trauma with her ex. There was better looking girls and I wonder if they're down to fuck instead. Shots were pricey 70 k COP a pop. I left around 10 pm because there was nobody else there I think it was a mistake to go in so early. 10 pm is the earliest to go in I think. I saw a lot of working girls on my way back and one of them caught my eye. Slim, fit, big boobs (turned out to be fake unfortunately). She charged 400 k COP and it was top 2 worst fuck of my life LOL. I tried kissing her since she was cute and she immediately turned it down and said no kissing. I started sucking on her boobs but she wanted to go straight to PIV. After 2 minutes of her riding me she asked to change position so I put her doggy style and she started groaning. I couldn't touch her hair either. I went to adjust the AC and I got soft from that so she said it was over..[/QUOTE]This ***** was from Lleras?? So it's some fat overweight lazy ***** with fake tits charging you 10 x what it should be and giving a shitty service and cutting the time short??

Yea fuck Poblado.

[QUOTE=Gabacho;2894494]You most likely heard a vennie use the word coger to mean fuck. Paisas will use the word culear. I found this explanation on quora.[/QUOTE]So technically coger means to take so quiero cogerte means I want to take you. I think they will get it but I will start using culear. Quora also lists joder as fuck in Mexico. I had forgot about that one. I also believe follar means fuck in Mexico?

[QUOTE=Magma5108;2894545]I took an Uber to Bar Madrid Friday night and it was a scary sight. I speak fluent Spanish and the Uber driver told me he didn't feel comfortable dropping me off there unless I was meeting buddies. So I asked him to turn around and he dropped me off at Provenza for dinner. I was tired from the flight so I went to sleep after that. It was 9 pm and the streetwalkers around Lleras park looked unappealing.

Last night I went to Lleras park around 8 pm because I was hungry. I went into this restaurant / bar and a girl started talking to me and insisted she was a server but she wasn't; she's one of those girls that get paid for every shot they get out of you. She's down to go out with me on Sunday but I know for a fact she won't fuck due to some trauma with her ex. There was better looking girls and I wonder if they're down to fuck instead. Shots were pricey 70 k COP a pop. I left around 10 pm because there was nobody else there I think it was a mistake to go in so early. 10 pm is the earliest to go in I think. I saw a lot of working girls on my way back and one of them caught my eye. Slim, fit, big boobs (turned out to be fake unfortunately). She charged 400 k COP and it was top 2 worst fuck of my life LOL. I tried kissing her since she was cute and she immediately turned it down and said no kissing. I started sucking on her boobs but she wanted to go straight to PIV. After 2 minutes of her riding me she asked to change position so I put her doggy style and she started groaning..[/QUOTE]I'm curious if anyone here has ever taken el dinero back? If she's really pissy like that, especially the "It's tu problemo", that's where it's about to go down. Refer to this video with the exception of getting blasted ofc.

[QUOTE=IntBond0;2892857]This is how you get set up and murdered in a foreign country.

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[QUOTE=AmorPorFavor;2894612]So technically coger means to take so quiero cogerte means I want to take you. I think they will get it but I will start using culear. Quora also lists joder as fuck in Mexico. I had forgot about that one. I also believe follar means fuck in Mexico?[/QUOTE]Yes you are correct quiero cogerte means I want to take you. It is not used to mean "I want to fuck you" by Colombians in Colombia but may be used by Venezuelan immigrants. This is one of the ways you can tell the vennies apart from the colombianas is by how they talk.

The word culear is used by Colombians. "quiero culear contigo" or "quiero culear con vos" is how you should say it in Colombia. I think follar and joder are used in other countries.

[QUOTE=TheCane;2894524]A "buen polvo" means a "good fuck" in Colombia. I remember when I was still learning Colombian slang and a hottie told me to tell other people she thought I was a buen polvo. Good thing I researched what it meant first LOL! Oh, and by the way, Colombians absolutely [B]do not[/B] commonly use "coger" to mean "to fuck". Take it from someone with a few years of direct experience. That's most definitely Mexican slang.[/QUOTE]Yes I agree. Coger used to mean fuck is Mexican slang. Also the word polvo I forgot about. Un buen polvo literally means a good fuck. I generally use the word polvo to refer to rounds. Un polvo= One round dos polvos = two rounds etc. And it specifically refers to how many orgasms you had.

[QUOTE=Manizales911;2894634]Anyone that walks around with 3-4000 usd in their pocket is a fucking idiot, plain and simple. In any country including the USA.[/QUOTE]100% and a special kind of stupid in Medellin.

[QUOTE=Gabacho;2894614]Yes you are correct quiero cogerte means I want to take you. It is not used to mean "I want to fuck you" by Colombians in Colombia but may be used by Venezuelan immigrants. This is one of the ways you can tell the vennies apart from the colombianas is by how they talk.

The word culear is used by Colombians. "quiero culear contigo" or "quiero culear con vos" is how you should say it in Colombia. I think follar and joder are used in other countries.

Yes I agree. Coger used to mean fuck is Mexican slang. Also the word polvo I forgot about. Un buen polvo literally means a good fuck. I generally use the word polvo to refer to rounds. Un polvo= One round dos polvos = two rounds etc. And it specifically refers to how many orgasms you had.[/QUOTE]I don't think they use vos in Latin America. I had a mexican girl I was seeing in Tijuana ask me what polvo was and I told her. It was in a song that we were watching the video for on TV.

[QUOTE=AmorPorFavor;2894639]I don't think they use vos in Latin America. I had a mexican girl I was seeing in Tijuana ask me what polvo was and I told her. It was in a song that we were watching the video for on TV.[/QUOTE]I can assure you 1000% they do use vos in Colombia as well as other parts of Latin America. I had just posted a screenshot from my homegirl Mariana's Facebook where she had posted about Laura Opera, the 20 year old girl who was found dead in a suit case and the Canadian who killed her (the post was deleted by the admin) anyways in the screenshot Mariana clearly said "no sabía que era vos" (she told me that she had known her for 6 years and was her friend) and she is a paisa barrio girl from popular 2.

I also know countless other paisas who use the word vos. And in the song "nena maldicion" by Paulo Londra (an argentino regaron artist) the dude clearly uses the word vos to refer to a girl he is talking to in the lyrics of the song.

"yo ni la conozco pero jugaria con vos".

[URL]https://youtu.be/YzS3W8oc7bQ?si=Qvuhg3LFVmbydw_B[/URL]

It would do you guys some good to actually listen to music in Spanish, watch movies in Spanish with English subtitles and to immerse yourselves in the language and culture during your visits here.

[QUOTE=Gabacho;2894606]This ***** was from Lleras?? So it's some fat overweight lazy ***** with fake tits charging you 10 x what it should be and giving a shitty service and cutting the time short??

Yea fuck Poblado.[/QUOTE]Not overweight, actually very fit and with a nice ass but yes with fake tits. It was an awful fuck; she was dead fish and every pump was like I had physically assaulted her. I was glad to be rid of her soon to be honest because there was no way I was going to cum.

I considered taking the money back but not worth the hassle. I had a great experience today with a girl not from Lleras, university student, Colombian American from Miami, huge natural tits that I could lick and suck while fucking her, deep kissing and she got wet (because she actually let me touch her, duh) and like 4 hours of conversation. She was heavier than my usual type but those tits are heaven on earth and she loved having them played with.

[QUOTE=AmorPorFavor;2894639]I don't think they use vos in Latin America.[/QUOTE]In my experience they do use it but rarely. I only remember three girls using it, one Vennie from Maracaibo, one Colombiana form Medellin and another one from a pueblo couple hours north of Medellin. They use it more in Argentina and Uruguay, I hear.

[QUOTE=AmorPorFavor;2894639]I don't think they use vos in Latin America. I had a mexican girl I was seeing in Tijuana ask me what polvo was and I told her. It was in a song that we were watching the video for on TV.[/QUOTE]El Salvador and Colombia use vos. In Medellin vos and tu are interchangeable (I've asked a few people and it matches my interactions so far).