FKK Artemis - Berlin

[QUOTE=Toxteth;1604829]I know that this might be the wrong thread to ask this but since I have been to Artemis on numerous occasions and enjoy the relaxed atmosphere I kindly ask the gentlemen of Berlin to recommend me which clubs to attend in the Frankfurt area. I will be in Frankfurt for two nights Sunday and Monday in late October.[/QUOTE]Well you sort of answered your question. Ask the pros in FRA thread like Hessen Bob.

My 2 bits-whatever charms Oase has on its outdoor facilities will likely be gone in chillier, possibly rainier late Oct, and if you look on the Oase thread it seems its glory days may be behind it. World even farther out and neither worth the relative effort IMHO. I was underwhelmed at Mainhattan. All this highly subjective.

For my money, Palace would be number 1 (easiest to get to from the center, great hotel Flemings next door or Ibis 5 min walk), and while many moan about it, I have always had a good time there and if you keep your wits about you, some hotties. I once went 2 days in a row and was offered a discount just because front desk remembered me (65 Eur entrance on second day-so they are trying). Must have been that Viking helmet. Though I have never been, Sharks in Darmstadt would be No 2. See that thread with lots of good reports. Just remember, Sun & Mon the slowest days of the week, anywhere. But really, it is all in the Hessen threads.

[QUOTE=Toxteth;1604829]Berlin to recommend me which clubs to attend in the Frankfurt area.[/QUOTE]Hi Toxteth. Very personal, a taste matter and bla bla bla. Visited Palace, Mainhattan and Oase a few times. Last time more than a year ago. Among those, my choice would fall on Palace, for sure. Still, on my next visit there, I would go check out Sharks.

My 2 cents.

Kimino.

[QUOTE=Toxteth;1604829]I will be in Frankfurt for two nights Sunday and Monday in late October. Is it worth the money and time to travel outside the citycentre?[/QUOTE]My favourite German FKK is Artemis. I have visited Palace, Oase, Mainhattan (last year), and World, Sharks (this year) and would strongly recommend Sharks.

Why? Beautiful place (purpose-built FKK), very good line-up, and reasonably accessible by public transport. Palace certainly has some lookers in their line-up, but the nasty and relentless shark attacks eventually drove me to cross it off my list. World was good, but only if you have a car. Unfortunate choice of nights for any FKK.

Thanks for the quick reply! I guess I will have a go at Palace and check up numbers of the girls at Sharks and Mainhattan.

Happy hunting!

[QUOTE=Toxteth;1604829]I know that this might be the wrong thread to ask this but since I have been to Artemis on numerous occasions and enjoy the relaxed atmosphere I kindly ask the gentlemen of Berlin to recommend me which clubs to attend in the Frankfurt area. I will be in Frankfurt for two nights Sunday and Monday in late October. Correct me if I'm wrong but Oase and World is the bigger ones but is outside Frankfurt and Mainhattan and Palace is the best options in the city? Is it worth the money and time to travel outside the citycentre? I apologize for asking these questions in the Artemis-thread.[/QUOTE]I'm a regular at Artemis, and recently gave the Frankfurt clubs a first try. Of the three that I visited, Sharks ranked top, then Oase, then World. The World visit was a disaster in that a police raid took place within five minutes of me arriving and I got thrown out. I didn't get further than the locker room. That said, the location was a problem, and I didn't like the feel of the place.

Oase is great in good weather, but small if the outdoor space is not an option. A great and large selection of girls, all of whom tried hard to upsell. I rank it below Artemis for girls and facilities.

I enjoyed Sharks to such an extent that I didn't bother with my plan to visit Palace, or trying again at World. Sharks had a strong lineup, great outdoor space, and a friendly atmosphere. I am struggling to decide whether I prefer it to Artemis, so have determined to continue my research.

I'm back to Sharks in September, and am going to give Palace a try. The 50 e rate is certainly a positive. I wouldn't visit Sharks / Oase / or World without a car. Public transport is possible, but not straightforward or cheap.

I want to have a good Lesb show at Artemis which girls do you recommend? I like 20-21 year olds.

I also have a tendency to like girls with small perky tits, are all girls operated or there are still some naturals?

Hello all,

I have just one issue to ask. What is the dresscode in Artemis? I know you receive a bathrobe or a towel. But after all its a nudist club. So if I like I can wander about stark naked around in the club? Or is the robe / towel mandatory? The reason I ask, is that's a kick for me, to ba naked amongst naked girls. Like LaFolie club.

[QUOTE=Alice199;1605225]I want to have a good Lesb show at Artemis which girls do you recommend? I like 20-21 year olds.[/QUOTE]Have Euros-get lesbos. Luckilly "good" will be in the eye of the beholder. It will most likely be silly and obviously pretend. You will simply have to find one girl you like, have HER choose her partner IF she is willing, and discuss thoroughly what you expect with both. If the vibe isn't right (think ATM), find another combo.

[QUOTE]I also have a tendency to like girls with small perky tits, are all girls operated or there are still some naturals?[/QUOTE]Artemis is of course an ancient Sanskrit word for "operated girls". No obviously there are plenty of naturals. I'm not the best person to ask as I like my girls to be well-endowed; only boys should have small perky tits, which helps me tell them apart. I always tell Kimino if he had big boobs, he should never walk in front of me.

[QUOTE=Rocketboy0;1605688] I always tell Kimino if he had big boobs, he should never walk in front of me.[/QUOTE]Watch out baby, I might have a big surprise for you next time we meet, actually, two huge surprises.

Cheers.

Kimino.

Batou. Thank you for your excellent report. What time does Nina normally arrive?

[QUOTE=Optimist;1605846]Batou. Thank you for your excellent report. What time does Nina normally arrive?[/QUOTE]Thank you for the feedback.

Sorry I am not a regualar at Artemis, and do not know Ninas normal schedule.

[QUOTE=Optimist;1605846]Batou. Thank you for your excellent report. What time does Nina normally arrive?[/QUOTE]Around 3 pm, in my experience.

[QUOTE=Frozty;1605879]Around 3 pm, in my experience.[/QUOTE]Yep. Early afternoon usually.

[QUOTE=NudistNor;1605685]like I can wander about stark naked around in the club? Or is the robe / towel mandatory? The reason I ask, is that's a kick for me, to ba naked amongst naked girls.[/QUOTE]Really not sure what the rule is on this. Sort of think you can, but.... in almost 9 years I have seen it only once, made even more unusual as the dude was getting a blowjob on the lower stairs and everyone had to climb over her and him. You can't top that for romance.

Outside at the pool it goes on all the time, but inside at the bar, on the sofas, in the kitchen, etc surely not. You will stick out (ha) as likely the only one doing this, so you will have to handle that (ha). The FKK concept at the Love Bahnhoff is a bit like bounded rationality, or truthiness, as in sort of but with limits. People will think you are trying to prove something vs just a joyous romp in your birthday suit. You will get a lot of funny looks and comments which may or may not be a plus.

The social norms there are obviously for men to wear something inside, and surely to sit on something, like all the bare bottomed girls do. And they towel up in the kitchen. So you'd need to have a towel near by to show some concern about other's hygene. You could ask at the front desk, which will surely make their day.

[QUOTE=NudistNor;1605685]Hello all,

I have just one issue to ask. What is the dresscode in Artemis? I know you receive a bathrobe or a towel. But after all its a nudist club. So if I like I can wander about stark naked around in the club? Or is the robe / towel mandatory? The reason I ask, is that's a kick for me, to ba naked amongst naked girls. Like LaFolie club.[/QUOTE]Yeah, no one does that. Or at least very rare. I've had to do this a couple of times after I accidentally threw my only towel into the towel bin, thinking I had another in my locker. I had to make the walk to the towel check out in the club in my birthday suit. I got a few whistles from the girls on my way over there, so you definitely stand out as a guy if you are walking around in your birthday suit.

After you've been there a little while, give it a try -- a few minutes at a time walking around. Just put your towel over your shoulder or around your neck instead. See how everyone reacts. You'll probably get a few whistles from the girls. So, if you like attention, this might be one way to get it.

Of course, if you do this too much, some of the girls might start wondering if you're one of the "crazy" men. On the other hand, this would be one way of getting to be "known" very quickly in the club as all the girls would be asking one another about you.