Phuket Reports

o...or too boring...I challenge anyone in Phuket to visit Phukettown's fabulous row Thanon Poonpon Soi 11. Known to everyone as 'Soi Sipet'. Post a report I would just love to hear about it.

ummm, not for the faint of heart.....

Hey Guys,

First time to phuket staying at karon hilton. Is the hotel GFriendly?

What are the cheap hotels at Patong?

Whats the best SW time and place in Phuket? Is PHUKET cheaper than BKK with the same quality? whats the going price range Lt and ST?

Any russians/white/cis girls in the area?

[QUOTE=ManOnTheStreet]o...or too boring...I challenge anyone in Phuket to visit Phukettown's fabulous row Thanon Poonpon Soi 11. Known to everyone as 'Soi Sipet'. Post a report I would just love to hear about it.

ummm, not for the faint of heart.[/QUOTE]Fine place if you like shack brothel shagging, similar to Cambodia without the pigs under the floorboards!

Many of these girls have been "purchased" from their parents in the North, Chiang Mai region in particular, and have to work until they pay off their "debt". All look very sorry for themselves. Definitely do not walk down Soi Sipet with gold rings and bracelets on, expensive watches or a full wallet, or there will be a different report posted!

Some years ago, the equivalent of Soi 11 was across the road from Jammin' bar. Some girls there decided that they could not carry on with the beatings, abuse and services required, and would rather die than continue. When they ran away to the police, they were returned! So they agreed that they would rather die than continue their sorry existence, and started a fire in the building. As the exit doors were locked, and many girls were shackled, most died in the blaze. Noone was held to account. The owners simply moved to Soi Sipet and carried on business as usual.

So, if you do go, be aware of what you are supporting.

Went to Phuket on June 8-16. We had a blast! There was some noticeable damage on the coastal areas however, the night life and girls were fine. I was there in Oct 04 and I could not tell a difference in the talent or the attitude of the girls, both were great. All the soi's off Bangla Road were at normal operating procedures. I prefer soi sea dragon because it is open on both ends. It was hot as hell and the extra breeze was perfect. Every day was the same. Beach in the morning to look at the hunnies, back to shower, drinks on Bangla at the beer bars talking to all the beer bar girls while waiting for Banana disco to open. Banana has the hottest girls in Phuket in my opinion. They do not allow lady boys to enter the club so it also eliminates some of that treachery. It is open until 2 AM. All the girls there were working. At first glance you think they are not and your in a dance club in the States or Europe. But, have no fear they are all working. We would grab girls then head to Tiger or Tia Pan discos both open until 4 am and full of talent looking to get busy. We all pulled different girls every night. We would drag the girls through this ritual every night even if we met them early in the evening. We forced them to endure mass quantities of drinking and watching us get attacked from all of the competition 4AM. After 4 AM there is an after hours club called Safari Bar. Out doors and lots of craziness. Open till sunrise. Then we would head back to our hotel CLUB BAMBOO Patong beach. Drunk as hell and bringing a new girl back to the room. I had a penthouse for $68. Large Jacuzzi and large balcony to hit the girls doggy style and watch the sun come up. The hotel was girl friendly and also had rooms and suites for $30 which were nice also. We all pulled pussy from every venue offered in Phuket and all of us were satisfied. We called it our TSUNAMI relief tour. We donated all our money in beer, food and *****s and felt great about doing our duty. If you have any fears I am here to tell you Phuket is as good as ever. Peace out.

Hi guys,

I'm looking for a hotel that is girl friendly, has a nice pool and big rooms. I haven't been to Phuket but I think I don't want to stay in Patpong, close by would be nice. I'm thinking around 1000.bht a night. Any suggestions?

Thanks,

Raul

Raul - I think you mean PATONG (It is a long long way to Phuket from PATPONG - and I probably wouldn't want to stay in PATPONG either)

OK Flyjets, you just convinced me, I'm going back this November. I left there 30 days before the tragedy and have been hesitant to go back as I am somewhat afraid of being disappointed. But you are right in your excellent report that we should launch our own grass roots relief tour. By grass roots I mean being there in person to make sure the money gets to the right folks, the hookers, bar girls/owners, hotel girls (god bless them), etc. Never trust the pols to put money anywhere but in their greedy pockets. Right on, Flyjets!, see you there!...ldp

Hello,

I have a voucher for the above located on the beach front of Nai Yang next to the National Park that overlooks the white sands of beautiful Nai Yang beach.

I am planing to stay there for 4 days. Thinking of bringing my girl from BKK over. Are they girl friendly?

If I go alone, do you think they will stop me from bringing girls in?

Last year when I was here, the going rates seemed to be 1000ST/1500LT. The girls who would go for less weren't worth taking. This year, I Walk down Soi Eric and the good lookin' girls seem to think that 1500Bt for ST is reasonable. Shocking and I ain't paying it.

The girls I have pulled from Bangla in general have pretty much been lousy lays too. I could have more fun shagging a wet sponge. One girl tried to convince me that doing the deed once before midnight, going to sleep, and then leaving at 7am should count for LT.

I dunno. The beer sois seem like a real drag this year. Pretty much empty at night and the energy just don't seem to be there. Its sad really. If more people would come and tourism numbers got back up, I bet it would be grand again.

The TSUNAMI RELIEF TOUR sounds like a great idea. Please, come one and all.

I ain't much of a disco guy myself but the times I have spent at Tai Pan and Tiger have also been kind of a drag. I think its a weird feeling.

Maybe its me. I am getting too old and paunchy. Jesus Christ I am only 31.

Mr. Dick Hackman,

I am truly sorry to hear that you have been so disappointed by Patong. However, my friends that traveled with me last month all have great things to say about the area. Call us crazy; but we had none stop fun in all the discos ….from banana, tiger, Tai pan and the others. It is a tourist area so the cheese oozes from all aspects of the location, but that is half of the fun. If you live there I can see your dilemma. If you’re visiting 1500 baht is a target that seems like fair market value. I am not a Thailand national but we visit 2 or 3 times a year and have been doing such for 18 years. I work and live in South America and it is a welcome change to what we have to deal with and the prices for tourists seem to be just fine for a traveler. That’s my 2 cents. Peace out, and for those of you who want to visit (not nationals) go for it. They need your pesos, dollars, yen, euros and pounds.

Peace out.

Hi guys,

after a long period of very busy work, I'm finally back in Patong for a while.
I will stay in Patong Resort as usual.
Anyone would like to join me for drink and some chat please message me.

Happy mongering to evryone.........

Hi mates,

I'll be in Patong last weekend this month, just for a weekend-trip.

How's the performance in low season in general?

And especially Soi corocodile? Sweet "ladies" there?

:-)

Cheers!

Hey Guys,

I have made many trips to Bangkok and Pattaya. This will be my first trip to Phuket and Patong Beach. I am bring my teenage sons with me. I thought I would break them in in Phuket instead of Pattaya. Don't really want them to see the best at first .

Ok, I have a few questions. Where is the best place to stay with teenage boys, 17 and 19? Yes, I am getting each there own room. Must be girl friendly at least for me. Will I have any trouble getting them into disco's or bars?

Do you guys think I am making a mistake? I have been married 2 times and divorced 2 times. I think if somebody had taken me to Thailand when I was a teenager that I would have at least waited fora few years before I first got married.

I hope you guys feel the same.

Thanks,

Garfield

Garf888,

Teenage males are not likely to find mongering in Thailand so great. The easy find of willing young females is very attractive to us more mature men, but to them any disco in Farangland looks like that. Odds are even in a Thai disco, they will be attracted far more by Farang girls their age.

The same goes with the more fundamental attraction of GFE with a TG. You can only appreciate the sweetness and delight of that after years of rejection and bitching by Farang women. And the huge thrill of having sex with a lady half your age is lost on you until you reach your forties :).

Frankly, I do not believe it is such a great idea to take your 2 teenage boys on a mongering trip. If you want to do a father-son thing, take them to a fishing trip, or golfing or something.

And do you really want your sons see their father mongering with low-life Thai prostitutes? Why don't you let your boys live their own lives?

It might sound odd in this forum, but I also find it a little weird to bring teenage kids to a mongering place. Are they virgins? If so I think it is a little unfair to force them into sex. Paying for sex is not everybody's choice - if they want to, then fair enough, but don't coerce them into doing so. At that age they ought to be able to find girlfriends in the normal way.

But we don't know your sons and can't make fully judged statements. You know them, you know the scene, and it's up to you what you do. We can only make suggestions give opinions based on the facts given.