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UDON THANI - NOT for heroes!
NO-Hero policy! If you are a "shoot'em'up" type of HERO then maybe you are looking at the wrong story. Go and beg your girl-friend for a FREE fuck! I am not writing for HEROES, but for the old, fat, ugly, sick, underprivileged and mentally retarded. Those of us who choose to buy meat for cash, because that's our only option.
I would like to give all underprivileged men enough meat to fuck. What I mean to say is that you don't need to wank in front of your computer screen but you can get out and fuck meat even if you are NOT a fucking HERO!
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Fucking in Udon Thani, Northern Isaaan
One's first impression is that the place is rocking with farang. No, not just many farangs around but the place literally crawling with them. It wasn't like that a year ago. Soon it will be like a second Pattaya. The number of beer bars around Robinsons is also increasing every year.
If you sit down to eat alone somewhere in town, the locals immediately ask that "where is your darling?". My usual reply is that I have nothing against the idea just I haven't figured it out yet how will I pay: by the hour or on per fuck basis.
First of all some general information to find Udon Thani:
location
North east tip of Thailand. About 10 hours from Bangkok and only 1 hour bus ride from the Laos border (see separate Laos posting).
getting there
1. Flying is possible from Bangkok (for rich guys, I know there are many), as there is an airport near Udon town centre.
2. Overnight train from Hualampong station, Bangkok. Second class aircon sleeper costs around 7-800 B. It's quite comfortable and clean usually. There are also daytime trains but as the trip takes approx. 12 hours it's not that much fun. There is an advance reservation office at Hualampong as sleepers must be reserved, the earlier the better. If you change your mind, you can get a refund minus some admin fees.
3. Overnight bus from Bangkok. Even the VIP 24 seat is much less comfortable than the train so really can't recommend it.
4. Possibly the best option is to break the bus trip into two segments, first day Bangkok-Khorat, next day Khorat-Udon. On both routes there are aircon buses running every 20 minutes between 5am and 8pm. this makes for two comfortable 4-5 hour trips. The overnight stop in Khorat can also be fun as there is a nice night market, some bars, street hookers and massage parlours.
The Northern/Northeastern Bus Terminal of Bangkok (Mo Chit 2):
This is where your bus to either Khorat, Udon or all N/NE destinations will depart from. It's a huge terminal, rather like an airport with countless departure gates, etc. But also it is very organized like an airport so easy to get around.
How to find your bus:
From Sukhumvit take the skytrain or metro to Mo Chit. Then you will need a taxi for approx. 50B. There are many taxis outside the Skytrain station.
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Ask the taxi to drop you off on the 3rd floor ramp. That's where they sell the tickets for the buses to Isaan. As you walk in, right in front of you is the long information desk. They speak English and will direct you to the numbered ticket window of your destination.
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Buy you ticket and they will tell you which numbered gate is your bus leaving from.
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Find your gate. The number of your bus is written on your ticket. Destinations are also listed in English at the gates and on buses usually. You won't really need to speak a word of Thai.
Assuming that you stop over in Khorat (also called Nakhon Rachasima), your first trip will take approx. 3-4 hours. In Khorat there are many hotels for 200-400B and a tuk-tuk will take you there for 30-40B from the bus. However, there are hotels within walking distance to the bus terminal as well.
Next day from Khorat to Udon Thani your bus will leave from another bus terminal but no need to worry as tuk-tuk drivers know this. Make sure you get an aircon bus. Count on another 4 or 5 hours pleasant journey. There is usually at least one comfort stop of 10-20 minutes on the way.
Arriving at Udon Thai bus station you will find many hotels right next door. Also a most excellent nightly food-market, a large Robinsons shopping centre and also the railway station.
For a room in Udon you will pay around 400 B that would cost 1000 B in Bangkok. Good value. Tuk-tuk or samlo (tricycle) in town costs 30-40B. There are quite a few things to see. Many hotels give out free maps of the town or there is a tourist info office near the lake/central parklands. Feeding the fish at Nong Prajak park near the town centre can be fun.
Virtually all of those farangs you will see walk around with their hired fuckers. Some very ugly (possibly wives) while others adorable, 18-19 year young chickens. Really all they are showing is how much money they have. And certainly not how good they are. The meat never asks where your money came from. As long as you have it, you are fine by them.
So, if you have the cash you can feel like a Bruce Willis for a couple of days. It's a bit like feeding the fish at the lake in fact. You must have 'fish-food' otherwise they won't give a fuck about your great intellect or muscles, etc.Them fuckers are now everywhere. Especially around the Robinson shopping centre. Some crouch on the footpath, smiling. Others in packs of 3 or 4 wander around the shopping centre, seekeng eyecontact. You would have to be lame (or broke) not to be able to pick up one or more.
It is clear all they see in you is their new MP3 player or digital camera. Those stupid little toys cost around 6000++ Baht each. Blame mass commercialism. From their 4000 B/month salary they could never afford to buy it yet soooooo many have either or both.
So, it's fascinating to see the developments in this part of the country. As it is not a regular tourist destination, it is not so much in sight as Bangkok or Pattaya and really has the potential to rock within a couple of years. Hold your breath to see the first gogo bar appearing soon in Udon Thani.
In case you don't fancy to look ridiculous and walk around with them fuckers for the price of a digital camera, there is still the good, old knocking-shop district with the 800 baht deal and youn Lao cunts. (see previous reports).
500 for the fuck, 100 for the room, 100 for tuk-tuk and maybe 100 baht tip if you wish. $20 dollars total.
You are in and out in an hour and don't have to say as much to the fucker as "hold my dick". I mean if you don't want to get braindamaged by conversing with smelly meat it's a better choice. (But so many guys actually spend days with them so are they now braindamaged or what?)
One very interesting experiment is to sit down in the afternoon, (preferably on a weekend) on a bench at the lake in the park and as if you were reading a book, etc. Soon a bunch of young chickens will gather around you, like guys gather around a naked woman on a nudist beach. Pretend you are not noticing them and they will get more and more brave trying to get your attention.
After all they see their new digital camera in you. But don't be deceived by the looks. It is very dangerous to get involved with any fucker outside a brothel, as I have warned you before. (There are many horror stories.) The best is, when you had enough fun just get up and walk away. There are many brothels in town where you can buy them for cash and at a fixed price.
It's important to keep the transaction strictly business. Let's not give meat even more rights than they already have by spoiling them. And remember that the brothels need your custom to survive. So, support the official sex-industry!
When you will be old and low on looks and low on cash you will wish that there were more quality meat in cheap brothels. So, do your homework now for a better future for all your brothers, all of us men. Keep the meat low so that men can be high.
Another even BETTER option might be to estimate how much you would spend on one hired fucker, then give the amount to the beggars. Go home and have a wank instead, with a good, warm feeling in your heart and your hand as well. Sure, it's the best option if you think about it.
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A very romantic story follows. Get a handkerchif ready.
So, if you arrive in Udon Thani when the Lao brothels are closed, what can you do? There is still meat, but only local. The selection is not that great but still can be okay. One such occasion happened like this:
Lots of tuk-tuk drivers opposite Robinsons plaza. Walked to one. Informed him that already looked around and no meat seems available in any of the regular briothels. He said no probs. Agreed on price which was same as usual (100 driver, 500 fuck, 100 room). We drove 5 minutes on dark streets. Pulled up at a hotel. Met another young Thai man.
He rode off on his motorbike and was back in another 5 minutes. With only ONE Thai girl! Unfortunately couldn't choose this time. Seems she worked in a Thai karaoke nearby. But she looked allright for a fuck. Quite young, long bleached hair, slim and pretty faced. Gave 500 B to the moto guy for fuck fee.
The room was also quite okay, much better than the Lao brothels. Still cost just 100 B. We showered together. She started sucking BB and quite well too. I looked at her ****. Seemed edible so went for it. Then fucked for a while in many positions. I am really not crazy for meat and not much into fucking with them, but it was earning another point for the fuck-record and that's what matters. Plus I had the story.
Did my usual 25 strokes, or about. (Let the young studs wear out themselves in work). I considered if I should wank on her face, as usual. I think it is kind of degrading for the meat. It's a bit like shitting on their face, isn't it? Who wouldn't want to shit on the face of a woman? But the sperm came out too early inside the cunthole.
We licked each other for a while, just like they teach you in Holliwood films as papa and mama do. It was very romantic and lovely emotional felliiing. Then we dressed up. Outside the driver was still waiting. He enuired about the experience. What could I say? It was a fuck.
Just a fuck like all the others. Lucky, I don't have to do it again for a while. Done the target for the month. Got much better plans to do than rooting meat anyway.
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The most excellent thing about the whole story is this: I didn't have to ask her whether she wanted to fuck me or not. It was a matter of course. I didn't have to chat with her, buy her a drink, become her friend or prostitute myself any other similar way. Didn't actually ask her name. When I pointed to my dick she sucked and when I pointed to her **** we fucked it was so simple.
I am getting fed up with Pattaya. In every dirty brothel or bar there are some cunts that refuse to fuck and it is very demoralizing for a man. This stands for most of the Pattaya, Bangcock and Phuket, etc bars. That's why I have grown to appreciate the Cambodian and Indonesian system where you pick a girl and that's all the effort from your side. Even Laos is okay. It's never a question whether she wants to fuck or not.
So, if you ask whether you can laid without prostituting yourselves by getting too much involved with meat, the answer is a positive: YES. Just have to look around and look BEYOND the beaten track of Thailand or the Philippines. And of course, we have to learn to cooperate more with other sex-tourists. This forum is GREAT!
Nong Khai - Guest House city
Last weekend I made my way up to Nong Khai; here is what I found.
It had been several years since I was last here. Back then Guest houses numbered a few - now they proliferate the city. Along with this proliferation come the tight arses of the tourist industry Mr. & Mrs. Backpacker. After finding a suitable hotel (Not a guest house) for whoring activities I engage the services of a tuk tuk driver to take me to a good hong sue pay nee.
About 300m from the Prap Haw monument down a soi towards the Mekong river then left into a sub soi we arrive at the bahn poo ying (sue pay nee). An old wooden house (shack) the weather boards rotten and could almost be seen through – well air conditioned if you know what I mean. Before I could get out of the tuk tuk, cries of falang mah, falang mah rang out, heads poped out of windows, pooying came out onto the street – even the dogs couldn’t stop barking. The diver introduced me to the Papasun and left after I paid him, papasun then took me inside & we sat down. One of the young pooying’s had already started working the crouch area just as I sat down, papasun summoned the rest of the pooying to come forth. The first thing I noticed was the wide age group, we are talking 18 to 45. Anyway I select one of the younger girls (Nat) but papsun said “she pang mak mak this one over there took kwah” well how much is pang I said. Papasun replies 1000 Baht! The background chatter went silent and the girls close enough started to eavesdrop into conversation. In Thai I told him this wasn’t a very fancy ***** house yet prices like that assumed luxury surroundings drop you price to 500B or I leave. Ok 500 one hour he said.
We enter the room and the floor boards creek, you ab nam Nat replied Ok I said so off we went down the hall way to one of those typical Thai bath rooms – no hot water here just nam yen. Back in the bed room its straight down to business, some CBJ and clit fingering. After 5 min or so still, on all fours she beckons me to start pumping her doggy style, then I finish her off with her legs over my shoulders. She gives a standard massage after sex and then we finish. In summary, not everyone will like places like this but this was a Thai mans brothel in a poor country area; these women serviced rice growers & cattle men so standards are not high.
That night I visit a karaoke joint along Th Prajak not far from where I stayed but not much action, lots of looks from the girls but they seem a little reserved & up-market, (I am 38 after all)
Next day I walk down Th Rimkhong, in need of a hair cut I spot one barber shop with girls hanging out the front. They (2 girls cutting) get the job done and start pushing for a massage shave etc. Not trusting their razor skills I opt for the massage with one of the girls named pung; we go up stairs. The usual oily followed with cock fondling. You give me 500 Baht for chuck wael she replied - no I said but 100 Baht I can give, she agreed. After the job (hand that is) was done with she gave me her mobile number, said she was doing nothing tonight and would finish work at 9:00pm.
A quick visit to Sala Kaew park for some cultural enlightenment then back to base for mid afternoon nap.
After dinner I give pung a call and agree to meet her outside the barber shop. We leave and head for some Lao disco along Prajak rd. Well cut along story short we finish back at my hotel well before taksins curfew (I hate disco’s anyway) where pung spends the night and part of next day. She was great, much more class than the girl back at the ***** house but unfortunately all good things must come to an end cause latter that day I had to make my way back to Korat.
Willo
