Auckland

Hi all,

Just reporting on a really positive experience I had yesterday.

Yesterday started really badly and ended very well.

I had being trying to phone Layce, black african who advertises in newzealandgirrls and nzr18 and in the NZ Herald. I had no luck getting through all week, but she said she was available and to ring at 12. 30 pm to arrange booking. She from works from St Lukes but formerly worked in Mt Eden.

I rang at 12. 30, but no reply. I decided to take the bull by the horns and on the oft chance perhaps get through to her from St Lukes mall. Eventually got to St Lukes on bus, after a few mishaps (I'm not driving at the moment) and rang from there. She works very close to the mall.

Still no reply. Time was moving on so I decided to flag her away as unreliable. So bought a copy of NZ truth and scanned fro SWs in St Lukes. Although I do not know this area I had a good map. I rang two and both answered straight away. What a relief after a week of sheer frustration chasing layce.

Both of these ladies were Asian (thai) and I got their street numbers. I first one seemed to have a no existent street no, so I flagged her away. I eventually made it to the second lady's place off Balmoral rd.

I was met at the door by a young Thai woman, probably 24. 28 years old. She ushered me in and I went into a room where it was very warm with a heater on. Her photo in truth was accurate 100% and her name was Bee.

She went off for her shower and I undressed and lais on the bed. After a while she came back and proceeded to give me a massage. It was a good massage by SW standards. I had had a very sore foot all day due to bad arthritis I am suffering in my right foot which was aggravated with all the walking I had done. She paid specail attention to that foot ehich helped relieve the pain.

Her massaging started to get more intense and she reached into her draw and took out a condom. She put it on me and started to give a really good experienced cbj with good heavy pressure. I find some women don't apply enough pressure.

I suggested we get into a 69 which was really enjoyable as she had a good figure, height about 5'6", good sized breasts, and slim hips with good legs. She was very attractive in an oriental way. The 69 was really good and she kept up the heavy pressure on me.

I got on top of her into a type of mish with her legs raised to her chest. Then into another position with her legs hooked over each shoulder. We finally ended up in cowgirl and she brought me off with manual stimualtion. I seem to need this because I have problems losing sensitivity with condoms.

I t was areally good expereince. I would like to go back but probably won't because it is too far away and I don't have private transport. I'll probably stick to SWs on the shore in Glenfield/Northcote/

Many thanks to HarryR for his wise counsel and for being a colossus on this site.

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I don't normally do Asians but the same cuisine everytime can be boring. I thought I'd give this place a try. The entrance is quite public and well lit next to a video store and gym entrance. Walking up the stairs, the entrance opens up to a very large bar area. Excessively large and poor use of space I thought. There I was greeted by the mama-san. She took one look at me and recommended Jenny. I saw the rest and the pickings was slim. Jenny was not off the scale but had a models body.

I told the mama-san pimp I'll go have my dinner and come back. She was doing the hard-sell of getting me to buy now but I would not have it. My initial plan was to check the place out, if it was good, I would go have my dinner then come back (which I intended to). But if it was not, then I'll make my way to the city and have dinner there. Plus I was too hungry to perform. So off to dinner I went and when I returned she seemed surprised I actually came back.

Jenny appealed to me with those amazing long legs, I just had to test drive. She was in her mid 20's from Hong Kong. Anyway into the room I went, it was OK but no Femme Fatale. I hated the cheap thin towels which barely soaked up a limb after a shower. Jenny like most asians tend not to be shaven DATY and wear's granny panties. Not appealing at all. She had great legs but her tits were nearly non-existent. At least they didn't sag. She gave me a massage, not bad but a bit hard. Then CBJ. Which had good pressure maybe a bit of teeth action and I guess as good as CBJ could be. (no BBBJ with her). Started on top, then doggy. Doggy was a bit awkward because she was actually quite tall. Missionary and finished off with her on top. The initial penertration was good because she was very tight, loosened up a bit, but still reasonable tight through out. She squealed a bit, but not like the others I've had who expressed pain like they were crying and going to die. Asians tend to be a bit more vocal which turns me on.

In a nutshell I thought I'd include a rating (similar to what I've seen in other countries of this forum)

Face = 6/10
Body = 7/10
Legs = 9/10
Tits = 5/10
Massage = 6/10
CBJ = 6/10 (I rarely exceed this score if covered)
Tightness = 7/10
Audio = 7/10
Smell = she did not stink
RTF = maybe
Tariff = $160 all inclusive

i have had a couple of expereinces withthe women off the the newzealandgirls website which have been less than satisfactory.

the first was last year in september when i contacted a woman named stella off the site. she advertised herself in glowing terms as "absolutely fabulous" and a qualified massage therapist.

i emailed her and asked if she did full service and she replied she did it at "her discretion", whatever that meant.

i decided to make an appointment with her and phoned her hte next day. we arranged to meet at her unit in a road off jervois rd, herne bay.

i got to her unit and she told me to remove my shoes straight away and to put them somewhere else more to her liking which got things off to a bad start. she was also very, very quick to take my money ($140 for 1 hour).

i told her she had a nice ass as i had seen her pics on nzgirls. she let me play with her bottom for a while and rub cream on it. after that i lay on her bed while she drew the curtains and proceeded to give me a type of massage.

she kept asking if i wished to be tied up, which i did not and said so. she also advertised herself as a "rep002 queen "- the best in auckland. i did not feel like a rep002 either so i said no to that also.

i kept asking about full service but she said "why don't i surprise you", which implied i might get it. she had a good body with good tits and a slim waist and very good, well shaped bottom.

she was trying to get me erect but not having much luck, despite her extravagent claims about her abilities she wasn't very expert at all.

she said if i wore a facemask she would surprise me. so i put one on. she ripped off my underpants and put some type of hot wax on my genitals which she rubbed in. i could not resist so i took a sneaky peak out from the mask, she said for that i would be punished and not get full service.

she proceeded to give me a terrible hanjob with no finesse whatsoever. i had to take her hand off my penis and show her how i like it done. i think she was trying to finish me off as quickly as possible to get onto other customers. she had several call while i was there and told me numerous times she was extremely busy.

after a terrible handjob which i had to take over and do myself, i still had trouble so she suggested i give her a pearl necklace and this was the best part of the whole experience.

she took my cock between her breasts which i will say were very good and well shaped, i still had the mask on at the time. she kept saying "you have a nice little penis" (its not that small).

anyway, i could feel myself coming as her breasts were really arousing me. i climaxed heavily spurting all over her breasts and all over the place i had months of semen stored up) i think she was really annoyed as she had to go and wipe the whole mess off. i wasn't offered a shower and dressed and walked to jervois road.

the other experience i had was with claudia leigh off nzgirls. she advertises in the nz herald. she also has a very high opinion of herself.

i was in the city so i contacted her and arranged to meet her at her apartment. she lives in an apartment on queen street. i went there and found it was a hotel lobby. she came down in the lift and i got in with her and went up to her apartment at the top. she owns her own apartment within the hotel.

like stella, she was very quick to ask for money. so i paid, it was a lot for 1 hour so i expected a lot. she did offer me a drink and her conversation was reasonable.

we went through into her bedroom and we both undressed. she gave me a reasonable massage, then she gave me a cbj, which was not really very good. i performed oral on her but i could not get comfortable in the position she was in, i prefer woman on top, less neck strain. she suggested i "talk dirty" to her which i did for while and it seemed to turn her on.

she advertised a gfe on her blurb on nzgirls but i found her cold. she didn't seem interested in kissing at all. after a while because sexually it wasn't work she suddenly lost interest totally and the rest of the experience was extremely mediocre.

we had sex briefly with her on top and then i brought myself to orgasm with hardly any help from her. she threw me some tissues and i wiped myself up.

i dressed and went back into her lounge where i had another drink. she had said in her ad she was a very good conversationalist but i found her quite ignorant. she thought the rugby world cup was every year and i had to correct her on that.

i could have stayed longer but i decided to leave and walked to her door got in the lift and went back to reception then through queen street.

in all a very disappointing and unsatisfying experience for the money.

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fellows,

this happened on last saturday night. after a good night out with boys, i thought check in mp down the downtown. entered cleopatra down the fort street i think. next to lipsticks. there was chick called roxy. blondie. good body. nice face. booked her for an hour. $190 was the charge. the person at the front desk said there is no tips needed as their policy is that. because i wanted to take some cash out from the cashier.

went in the room. she undressed. i had the shower. she started talking. she was rude. going on and on about the bad things in auckland. she was from overseas. then i was trying to touch her tits. she goes "no touching at all". i was like. what the? is this why i paid 190? she goes. i am not her boy friend. and she don't let customers to touch her. that puts me down.

i wanted to leave the place right away. then i was thinking what a waste it could be for the 190. so i decided to stay in. she was sooooo rude. no talking. answering phones while massaging. and so and so.

then she wanted me to go on top. i said i wanted to a cbj. she said no way. she don't do that. so only the thing she offer is massage and fuck. massage was crap anyway. i was like. what a waste for this bitc.

i was so turned down. i asked her to call the manager. i dressed my self again. she did the same. spoke to the manager. he said he can't refund me. as that is the policy. i said fuck all of you. and told him, i ll report this on the web. he stood there and thought for a while. and said he can organize some one else for me for another 150. i said screw you and your ladies. and walked away.

so a night was ruined by a bitc. and her manager. so fellow mongers. don't even peek an attempt on the cleopatra's massage parlour. it is in fort street. auckland cbd

have a happy hunting fellows.

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If anyone is interested this is the link to the HQ club in Gore Street, off Fort in Auckland: [url]www.thehq.co.nz[/url]. They have a good selection of ladies and are offering two complimentary drinks (spirits or beer) and reduced 1/2 hour and hourly rates to first time customers. Instead of $150 for a 1/2 hour massage they are offering it at $140. Instead of $180 for a 1 hour massage they are offering it at $170.

These prices are for first time customers. they have a good selection of ladies working (I'm hoping to go with "big tits" Louise very soon when I have saved up).

access is not through Gore St entrance which always appears to be shut, but through the underground carpark in Fort through an side entrance.

Just some true trivia before I go:

Q: Which man is responsible for the most masturbatory orgasms in history?

A: Hugh Hefner (guys wanking over Playboy)

Q: Why was Donald Duck banned in Finland?

A: Because he wore no trousers (true)

Finally I read two funny letters in the magazines once. In the Penthouse forum, a man who was a travelling salesman wrote he had sex with a midget. He was six foot tall and she was three foot tall. they got into some really interesting positions he said.

another in the Playboy forum was about a man who was in the bath with an erection and had a fly crawl all over the head of his cock. He said the sensations were indescribable and he had a very powerful orgasm in the bath.

I also read Tattoo (now dead) from Fantasy island was had up by his wife for assault and battery. As he was three foot and she was a 6 foot ex - model I do not see how this was possible unless he leapt up on to her chest.

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I second that, it would be best best not to go there or anywhere in that group. And dont pay $190, for that you could go to a respectable place and you might still get some change.

thats partially true, have spoken to bobbie and the issue was that she claimed you stole her watch, thats what the manager was called for, roxy has not been asked to return to cleo's. the watch was found later. bobby sends his sincere appologies for the bad experience. it is not common practice to upset the client.

[quote=pragtr]fellows,

this happened on last saturday night. after a good night out with boys, i thought check in mp down the downtown. entered cleopatra down the fort street i think. next to lipsticks. there was chick called roxy. blondie. good body. nice face. booked her for an hour. $190 was the charge. the person at the front desk said there is no tips needed as their policy is that. because i wanted to take some cash out from the cashier.

went in the room. she undressed. i had the shower. she started talking. she was rude. going on and on about the bad things in auckland. she was from overseas. then i was trying to touch her tits. she goes "no touching at all". i was like. what the? is this why i paid 190? she goes. i am not her boy friend. and she don't let customers to touch her. that puts me down.

i wanted to leave the place right away. then i was thinking what a waste it could be for the 190. so i decided to stay in. she was sooooo rude. no talking. answering phones while massaging. and so and so.

then she wanted me to go on top. i said i wanted to a cbj. she said no way. she don't do that. so only the thing she offer is massage and fuck. massage was crap anyway. i was like. what a waste for this bitc.

i was so turned down. i asked her to call the manager. i dressed my self again. she did the same. spoke to the manager. he said he can't refund me. as that is the policy. i said fuck all of you. and told him, i ll report this on the web. he stood there and thought for a while. and said he can organize some one else for me for another 150. i said screw you and your ladies. and walked away.

so a night was ruined by a bitc. and her manager. so fellow mongers. don't even peek an attempt on the cleopatra's massage parlour. it is in fort street. auckland cbd

have a happy hunting fellows.

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sorry to hear you have had such bad luck. looks like stella was a "specialist" in a niche. i think i have seen her ads before where she emphasizes the rep002 part. she has probably gone back to the uk now anyway. i never saw her myself.

i think one need to be a bit careful with references to being expert at massage - most working girls probably get false feedback on their abilities. if you want a good erotic massage go to a recommended chinese massage place - it will only cost 60 (with relief) - 40 (without) and it will be so much better than almost any working girl can do.

looks like claudia leigh is another waste of money. i think many girls overcharge and hope that someone will take that as a sign that they are good. i think price is only very loosely related to quality. although sometimes it might be related to them offering additional services that you don’t want like with stella.

i like context where you can talk to the girl first - or where you have a review to work off - rip off artists really ruin your day.

farra the thai woman is still around - but not the one advertising her number on nzgirls. she is looking a bit more worn and old than i remember - but still eager to please.

poopbunny,

sometimes asians complain about it hurting when i really don’t believe them. i think some are just trying to get their money for as little work as possible although either way it ruins it.

Before my true mongering days started I uesd t go up to the Classic Porn Cinema in Queen Street. this place has closed now and it has become the Comedy club. In the 1980s DVDs had not really arrived and VHS was the thing. People had not really started to watch porn at home in those days so they used to frequent The Classic.

The Classic patrons were a mixed bunch, taxi drivers killng time on quiet days, married businessmen coming in for a sneaky peak at the movies, students etc.

The cinema was open from about 12 midday to about 10pm. The movies were shown in a continuous loop so patrons could stay all day for a flat fee. There were some good porn movies, I remember one featuring the late great John 13" Holmes. It was an ok movie but he seemed to have a huge bend in his cock.

I remember a well dressed businessman coming in to sit behind me and the guy next to him telling not to sit down because it was all wet from the last patron.

When you went into the classic it was disconcerting, it was so dark, there were no ushers (it was a porn theatre after all) you had to struggle to adjust to the dark.

I remember one guy thought a small side door in the theatre was actually a toilet.

Sometimes I used to stay in the classic all day, getting ideas from the porno actors which I could use later when I started frequenting massage parlours.

Porno movies are usually not known for their good acting or clever dialogue, but there was one movie which had a good piece of comedy in it.

The film was about women from out of space who have never seen men before, so they need to go down to earth to try human males sexually. In one scene (samantha strong) gets zapped down to earth and into the office of a man behind a desk dressed in a brown suit shuffling papers (Marc Wallace). She asks (because she has never seen an eath man before) : Are you a man? and he replies: " No I'm an accountant" (sorry accountants). Then they got stuck into the sex.

Sadly, with the advent of DVDs and home entertainment, with people watching porn at home, the classic closed and was reopened as the comedy club.

Just before I go another piece of useless but true trivia. A man in the USA many years ago in the southern states was put in the electric chair for forcing the woman in the car next to him to give him a blow job. I'd say that was an overreaction on the part of the authorities.

Pragtr,

In theory, you could take this case to the disputes tribunal, and I would love to do something like that, but I don't know if it would be sucessful. I feel it would, but most wouldn't take a case like that.

So EVERYONE, please spread the word, that Cleopatras is crap and to be avoided. erhaps I need to spray paint this on the outside of the place. $190.00 is a significant amount of money and only once before, many years ago did I have a similar experience at Emily's. I complained and got another free massage. But this was when you only paid for the massage and negotiated with the girl seperately. About 12 years ago.

Kiwi girl. Who is Bobby you speak of? It doesn't matter if the girls claims her watch was stolen, she gave terrible serice and this is a sperate matter. Either the manager ensures the service given is what is advertised (either directly or implied) or he either gives a refund or free service.

I get good bangs for my buck, but I don't pay those inflated prices.

Harry Rose

[QUOTE=Richard1]Sometimes Asians complain about it hurting when I really don’t believe them. I think some are just trying to get their money for as little work as possible although either way it ruins it.[/QUOTE]

Unfortunately this is being taught among bargirls in Asia as an easy way to cockblock softhearted guys and focus on the remote control and minibar instead. A bit tough on those few girls who really can't handle it, but perhaps they should choose another occupation as their work actually evolves around taking dicks up their orifices.

Although I may have complained in my recent posts about bad service from SWs (Stella " Absolutely Fabulous" and Claudia Leigh - very cold), there was one SW who was truely excellent in every respect.

Some years ago now, I had seen in the back of NZ Truth newspaper an ad with picture for Summer. She was a larger lady (44DD and 5'9') but her photo appealed to me.

I never did anything about it, but bought the Truth every week to check if she was still available. This went on for about a year or more.

During a really low point in my life when everything seemed to fall apart, I decided although really nervous, to finally contact her.

The voice on the end of the phone was very warm, always a good sign and she had a great sense of humour and a really good manner. I decided to see her later that week.

After phoning her to get her address, I caught a taxi out from central Auckland to Remuera. the taxi ride was absolutely terrible, with the Fiji Indian taxi driver losing his way a dozen times (it was a very easy place to find) and me ending up reading the map for him.

We finally arrived late, which was not my fault, rather the fault of the incompetent taxi driver.

The first session was not so good because of those problems, but I decided to go again an a week's time, finding my own way there rather than rely on bad taxi drivers.

The second session was far better, sexually it was really good, the conversation was great, and I really enjoyed myself and ahd a great time.

A couple of things she did which I really liked were: she took my money after the service (every other SW before and since has taken the money before)
and she was very generous with time, often gvivng me an extra 1/2 hour and not charging me extra.

I remember once I had trouble orgasming because we were over time and another of her clients was bashing on the door. She said not to worry and she went out and told him to wait until she had finished with me. She gave me a great hj and I had a powerful climax.

I think Summer (she was Australian/Tahitian from Perth) was really good because she was studying for a BA in psychology and she had been a vet nurse.

I saw Summer, six or seven times over the next year,and always had a great time. Unfortunately I had to give up going because it was just too far.

A person's voice never lies, and if a woman has a cold voice, she probably has a cold personality.

I just wish to thank Summer for all she did for me, she was worth every cent and much more.

Where ever you are Summer and I hope you are having a good life, many thanks for all you did for me at a really low point in my life.

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All in all it comes down to what actually really happened Aye mr rose. I'm a SW that knows alot of people thats all, gossip is rife in the city and I suppose that how we keep ourselfs safe, so, befor you go quoting leagal claims and interesting proceedings like the such, take the time to make a judged opinoin on the facts. By the way, if something happens to the paint outside the door we'll know who to look for first. I'm sure this website was set up to keep mongers and SW safe not slander propergander like the such. Happy hunting Mr Rose.

Kiwi Girl xxx

[QUOTE=HarryR]Pragtr,

In theory, you could take this case to the disputes tribunal, and I would love to do something like that, but I don't know if it would be sucessful. I feel it would, but most wouldn't take a case like that.

So EVERYONE, please spread the word, that Cleopatras is crap and to be avoided. erhaps I need to spray paint this on the outside of the place. $190.00 is a significant amount of money and only once before, many years ago did I have a similar experience at Emily's. I complained and got another free massage. But this was when you only paid for the massage and negotiated with the girl seperately. About 12 years ago.

Kiwi girl. Who is Bobby you speak of? It doesn't matter if the girls claims her watch was stolen, she gave terrible serice and this is a sperate matter. Either the manager ensures the service given is what is advertised (either directly or implied) or he either gives a refund or free service.

I get good bangs for my buck, but I don't pay those inflated prices.

Harry Rose[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Kiwi Girl]All in all it comes down to what actually really happened Aye mr rose. I'm a SW that knows alot of people thats all, gossip is rife in the city and I suppose that how we keep ourselfs safe, so, befor you go quoting leagal claims and interesting proceedings like the such, take the time to make a judged opinoin on the facts. By the way, if something happens to the paint outside the door we'll know who to look for first. I'm sure this website was set up to keep mongers and SW safe not slander propergander like the such. Happy hunting Mr Rose.

Kiwi Girl xxx[/QUOTE]On the subject of "Propoganda", just what connection does Kiwi Girl have to Cleopatra's?

Who is this kiwi girl? and what is she do with Cleopatra? and who is Bobbie?

And for you Kiwi girl:

An apology wont be equal to a bloody 190 dollars. Pass this to Bobbie.