[QUOTE=Piper1]She told me the derogatory Russian term for such guys (can't remember it, but it seemed to translate to something like “parasites”).
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Pedaraska - very derogatory.
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[QUOTE=Piper1]She told me the derogatory Russian term for such guys (can't remember it, but it seemed to translate to something like “parasites”).
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Pedaraska - very derogatory.
[QUOTE=My Kapitan]Pedaraska - very derogatory.[/QUOTE]Hey, that was the word - well done. What does it mean literally?
This is my first posting. I feel kind of like the virgins at Cyclone getting their cherries popped.
I am relatively new at mongering, 3 years old in mongering years, and have been to Dubai maybe 15 times in those same years.
Two weeks ago today I had an epiphany. As a reward for working so hard I can stop in Dubai, for a few days, on my way to Kuwait for some meetings. Then, so I can properly recuperate, I can go back to Dubai for a few more days to relieve the stress such a severe place like Kuwait causes, before returning to work.
Eventually I land at the lovely terminal two in Dubai. What a shithole. Thank god they have a kiosk with tequila.
After checking into my hotel, a two hour bath, several shots of tequila (not necessarily in that order) I am ready to find tonight’s lucky winner. Where to go I think. Cyclone, Premier, York? You see I have become focused on the mission at hand and unable to contemplate trying a new and untested place.
So I am in Champions having a pint and an expresso making my final plans and at ten o’clock I flip a coin. Cyclone is the winner. Yes I know there is a basic logic flaw in my decision making.
Cyclone is not very busy at this early hour so I grab a beer and begin trolling. You understand that in my current job they only let me out once every couple of months so when I say I must have looked hungry, well you get my drift. So I am trolling er… strolling around the EE side of the house ( I’ll have to tell you about my PRC experiences in another post) when something grabs my hook. The eye contact is made, smiles are exchanged. I throw out my chest and check my package, metaphorically speaking of course. Two Russian girls looking quite sexy put the very smooth moves on me with whatsyourname, whathotelyoustayin, howlongyouindubai, etc. One of them is quite attractive, maybe 28, slim, fit, except she has those “all business eyes”. The other was my perfect woman of 23 except two things: 1) usually I end up with smaller tits. Hers, at least seemed, well bigger than I am used to (I didn’t actually count this as a bad thing you understand) & 2) she had really nice soft brown eyes. (perfect would have been green or blue). Dark brown, almost black, hair with a 10 ass.
A perfect Russian specimen almost.
Now as I am fantasizing about ravaging her the alarm bells in my head go off. Uh oh, she is to beautiful to be the kind of fun I am currently looking for. Throwing caution to the wind, geez I am full of…metaphors, we begin negotiations. Miss “all business eyes” says 1500 each take us both. They must have seen my extreme hunger and mistaken it for stupidity. Me being the ultimate negotiator I put on my best poker face and say no way. I will take miss perfect for 1500 and that’s final! Yeah I know not to bright.
Miss perfect and I are back in the hotel making small talk. She is from a town in Siberia yada yada. Not feeling the need to go into the gory details, sex was fabulous. Everything/everyway except anal. She told me she only did anal once with her boyfriend in Siberia. Being the gentleman I am I told her I didn’t mind being second in this case.
Didn’t work.
About 3 am her friend from the bar calls and Miss Perfect asks if she (all business eyes) could come over. Up to you I said (I’ve been in Thailand too) however I don’t want her thinking I will pay her but if she has nothing better to do, sure she is welcome.
Miss Perfect feels the need now to put on her bra and panties out of respect for her friend.
Ok whatever.
The three of us are drinking some tequila and having a pleasant time. I begin undressing Miss Perfect and take her to bed. I motion, halfway kidding, all business eyes over and voile (spelling?) off come the clothes and into bed she hops. Could I be a luckier man tonight I think to myself and grin from ear to ear literally. We were all playing those silly grabby feely giggly games and I am mentally developing my plans for the best tactical approach (and getting quite aroused) when out of no where all business eyes says she wants the cash.
In total disbelief I say excuuuse meee. Talk about an erection killer.
Some words are exchanged. Finally all business eyes says cash or “WE” hit the road. No no no I says. Miss Perfect and I have an arrangement where she will stay until 1100. Case closed.
A bit more discussion and Ok I say, you can leave but I want 1000 dirhams back. You all know how well that went over. Some more discussion, I threatened to call the front desk (not sure why I did that or what I thought to accomplish with such an apparently empty threat. I can only blame it on the tequila) All business eyes has a great idea. Why don’t I fuck her to make up for what Miss Perfect still owes me and we call it even. OK lets try it I say. Into the bed we go. Decent head, nice tits, great ass. Generally it would have been an acceptable performance if I wasn’t semi drunk and if circumstances were different. No way was I going to finish (cum) with this woman so I just kept going. By this time Miss Perfect was in bed next to me, while I’m doing all business eyes doggie. She is staring directly at me and getting angry that I’m fucking her friend. The sweat is burning my eyes but I was looking back at her fantasizing it was her in this doggie like position. After I snap out of it I’m like…what?
We stop and they begin to argue, only the way Russians can, and all business eyes gets dressed and asks me for cab fare. Wow... I give her 50 dirhams and out the door she goes.
Miss perfect looks better than ever at this moment because she is pouting naked on my couch. We talk for a few minutes and things are back to normal.
Now a bit more sex, a bit of sleep and room service at 1100. A bit more sex, showers and at 1400 she goes home.
OMG I think I want to marry this woman (just kidding, you don’t know me well yet). Definitely in the top 5% of my all time favorites.
Can I call you when I come back in a few days? I asked.
Yes sure here is my number (you didn’t really think I’d post it now did you?)
On my way back from Kuwait, I am calling this one back. I make a mental note.
I’ll pick up the story of my return trip in a day or so (If I don’t get flamed for droning on and on in my first post).
I did get a few pics of fairly low quality, crappy camera or possibly me (sorry). I will try and post them if I can figure out how to blur Miss Perfects face even more.
Also I just realized that I provided absolutely no useful monger information in my initial report. Is that a bad thing?
[b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]I certainly hope that somebody will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread.[/blue]
[QUOTE=Piper1]Originally Posted by Piper1
... Will try arrange a "quiet dinner" at my place this week.[/QUOTE]
Quiet dinner followed by moans no doubt, when does Miss Wildct return? Persumably after your visit to the capital.
Have told the ladies here that a professional monger is arriving and so they better be ready for all night shagging and kinky stuff....nothing like me of course ;) See you soon my friend
WR
PS ROTFLMFHO - that would be one description based on what MK mentioned last night about Miss Anorexic.
[QUOTE=Eu Contractor][/QUOTE]
EU
Lots of good useful stuff here but hey Terminal 2 who da fuck do you work for.....
Good report - keep posting.
[quote=piper1]hey, that was the word - well done. what does it mean literally?[/quote]
in english you can say wanker in a hundred different ways but ****file in only one. same same but different!
Regal EMPTY. WTF is going on. All male arabs with just the regular girls and then in small numbers.
Strange.
Band improved though..
I have never seen such a quiet Friday in terms of girls. Benefit was lower prices. All opening at 500-800.
Miss k Threw herself at me for 300 ... uhhh.
As did big boobs Miss D. Tempting but i have a very important appointment at 7.30am
Spokonoy nochi.
PS jocks full indian/arab male - time to go home my man.
[QUOTE=Eu Contractor]This is my first posting. I feel kind of like the virgins at Cyclone getting their cherries popped.
I am relatively new at mongering, 3 years old in mongering years, and have been to Dubai maybe 15 times in those same years.
... I’ll pick up the story of my return trip in a day or so (If I don’t get flamed for droning on and on in my first post).
[/QUOTE]Great work EU Contractor - maybe your first report, but you're as much a virgin as your Cyclone gals. ;)
Those melodramas always make the experiences interesting. Looking forward to your next report.
[QUOTE=Wicked Roger] Quiet dinner followed by moans no doubt[/QUOTE]C'mon, my cooking's not that bad. ;) I worked out her fave foods and will be ordering in. Let the seduction begin ...
[QUOTE=Wicked Roger] Have told the ladies here that a professional monger is arriving and so they better be ready for all night shagging and kinky stuff....[/QUOTE]With 7am starts every day, I think I'll have to resort to calling girls into the hotel early evening - clubs start too late (or maybe I'll just have to go to the clubs and stay up until 7am!)
This is my first report here in the UAE section of ISG. I am a regular visitor to Dubai, but must confess not the most experienced as far as mongering in Dubai is concerned.
I have done the trawling at Cyclone, and had a few good and some bad (luckily no ugly) adventures with CIS women and one Chinese woman. One of the CIS (my first pickup from Cyclone) was my regular lay whenever I visited Dubai. Older, beautiful blonde by the name of Julia. Her regular charge was US$200 for overnight. I had to kick her out of the room (I have been very lucky at the Grand Hyatt with this woman, no questions asked) every morning before I left for appointments. I lost contact with her and I don't think she is around any more.
The Chinese has her own place close to the Lamcy Plaza. Lucy, is a very sexy, sex driven woman. Once got lucky with her and a room mate of hers. They proceeded to give me a double massage (sandwich with me providing the meat very readily). Lucy was on the rag so I couldn' fuck her, and the other one wasn't quite my type to fuck. Ended up cumming in her mouth.
Another place I have trawled is Jambase. Awesome talent, especially the Emirates crew. Got lucky once with an Aussie. But of course it is pure luck, and even if you do get lucky, you may end up with future problems with the bird if she gets hooked on you.
More to follow.....
[b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread.[/blue]
After visiting ATM in Trade Centre, I decided to check out my regular joint near Deira sheraton. I was suprised to find 5 babes bathed and fresh at noon for customers. I picked up a Russian and she gave me a good message and BJ. For me this is better that picking up a female from TGIT.
[QUOTE=My Kapitan]Well a serious crackdown is occuring.
Miss K reported 12 of the girls in her place have been lifted in the last week. 6 from outside the Regal and 6 from the Hyatt Regency including one with a valid resident visa. Reason - being a female on the street dressed 'inappropriately' in the early hours of the morning.
WR's Miss J is afraid to walk out alone at night. [/QUOTE]My "sources" report the same: sometimes, it's only CIS and Africans targeted (they seem to be less likely to make the visa runs; PRC's will do the run and incur the cost; several PRC's have reported they only see CIS [u]Mamasans[/u] making the visa runs). Other times, it's EVERYBODY, and if unlucky, you're gone, regardless of visa status.
Given the building raids (too many girls seen entering/leaving), even staying in not always a safe strategy. Miss J not alone; BC reported his special "friend" also not going out unescorted.
As posted, I've not seen this intense situation before. Hopefully, it will end sometime soon.
[QUOTE=My Kapitan]Regal EMPTY. WTF is going on. All male arabs with just the regular girls and then in small numbers.
Strange.[/quote] [b]Seaview, Friday, 9:30 - 11:30[/b]
Can confirm band has picked up new female vocalist. Nice looking, for me, 2nd most attractive. OK voice, but I can't see (hear) that she brings anything to the band that was missing before. In fact, the stage now seems a bit crowded. Perhaps "insurance policy"; if a vocalist gets sick, still have enough to play the sets. Band still the best, IMHO. And with the sound slightly down (or my ears permanently damaged), just right. Still can't carry on a conversation, but can feel the music in your gut. Great music selection, as always. (That's the trouble, my voice feels it next day after a night of sing along).
Now, everyone knows Seaview is not prime real estate for P4P. Secondary there. And it was Friday night (for you non-middle easterners, think Sunday night). But I'm wondering if the girls, due to the LE crackdowns, are doing a bit of [u]risk assessment[/u]. If a perceived customer base is NOT there, then it's not worth the risk of going out. Any networks in place are being used; phone calls made to friends back home (in the room) to advise of "good or bad" business.
Unlike Cyclone, where, even at 9pm, you can find some tempting delights (PRC type), did not see the 1st Seaview wg appear until close to 10, and she was meeting a "date" there. Relatively few PRC's, some africans, a few -stanis (one slender but tempting). Anyway, glad I was there for the music (nice to see you, EverReady). Some of the Seaview "regulars" (wg's) nowhere in sight. In fact, I saw only 1 (Dancing Kirgie) I recognized.
Also, pays to remember Seaview is a "mixed" club; certainly some wg's, but also some "civilians" out on a day off. Couple of guys dancing with each other (NOT my culture), then trying to move in on 4 dancing girls. Even in the bleachers, clear that the attention was not welcome. After all, when you get close, and the girls LEAVE the dance floor... ought to be a clue. Finally, when they were the only 2 on the floor, these guys got the clue and sat down.
Maybe there was a wg rush after the 2nd set started, but work commitments prevented me from staying. Even with none, the prospects what they were, I would have headed elsewhere. YMMV.
Piper - merci beaucoup for the kind words and you are spot on. The wink would have done me completely.
She had the funniest habit though of taking a long puff on the cigarette before "going down" as our US Cousins like to say. This had me a bit to start with as had visions of having to explain to the HM why there was burn marks down there.
Most certainly she deserves your photographic treatment and look forward to the results in the near future - you wont be disappointed.
Had a night with a friend - Dubai resident. Dinner in Rockbottoms free wine on Saturdays.
President hotel was a laugh. Russiian bar was unbelievable. Little mermaid dress lead singer and five nymphts. All bored. Mermaid was ok but I have never fucked anything with fins and a tail.....
Regal 11pm no repeat NO girls. Filled up from 1110 onwards. Fuckity fuck.
Got busy from 1130 onwards.
Being good now.
[QUOTE=My Kapitan]
... Little mermaid dress lead singer and five nymphts. All bored. Mermaid was ok but I have never fucked anything with fins and a tail.....
Being good now.[/QUOTE]
Sounds a bit fishy to me. ;)
You're being good? Sure, I believe you.
As the Regal girls say about Kapitan: When he's good, he's good; when he's bad, he's better.