Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

I can have fun with in bed with a "frigid" stunner who only sees me as a john but alas not with a mommy body MILF who worships the ground I stand on. Had I been born 20 years later I would have been perfectly happy fucking the sexbots that will come on the market 15 years from now. I guess I am also a good client for girls who are not at all into their clients because I don't insist on special blowjobs or tongue kissing etc. Ninety percent of the sex is doggy-style. This enables the girl to not look at me and switch off (especially since my cock is probably better than my looks), maybe fantasizing she is being fucked by her loverboy. This may be why I have been well-accepted by many top-girls in German FKKs despite my not being a big spender.

I can be mightily aroused by a good faker, even if her faking is gross. I pretend to be taken in by the faking so in the end it is she who is being taken for a ride, not I.

As I age and become uglier, my standards of female attractiveness do not go down an inch, that's for sure.

Well it had to arrive eventually, but I was hoping for another few years.

Taking a final short-cut through Soi Cowboy coming from the BTS to my hotel to do a bit of perving, sorry, research for the site I had only stepped a few meters into the soi and I hear the call.

'Papa, welcome'. (My Translation: Hey grandad, come in here and look at all the nubiles).

Now, not very good advertising in my mind. I know the cultural differences play a part here and respect for elders is inbuilt in Asian communities, but it hurt my sensibilities nevertheless. Anyway, brave face and onward.

Plenty of young, slim, fit looking girls on the soi at 9. 30 PM that evening. Oh yeah with plenty of camel-toe on view too. Now that's good advertising.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2258618] {SNIP}Rating schemes for a girl should be completely separate for her face, for her body, for her PSE skills, her GFE level and enthusiasm. No point to say a girl is not a 10 because she was a dud fuck. If her body is a 10 it remains a 10. Could be she just did not have any chemistry with the guy and was a dud fuck, but still capable of being great for a different guy.{SNIP}.[/QUOTE]MY own "scale" goes from 0 to 4.

0 is a woman you would not FKK.

1 is a woman that you would.

2 is a woman that you would DATY then FKK.

3 is a woman that you would FKK (BB) then DATY.

4 is a woman that you'd DATY after your buddy FKK'ed her (BB).

I have met a few 3's. But no 4's.

[QUOTE=PVMonger;2258745]
0 is a woman you would not FKK..[/QUOTE]I'm not sure if you know what FKK means. FKK is the German abbreviation for "Freie Krper Kultur". This means nudist or something like that. FKK in terms of mongering refers to the many FKK clubs / sauna club where sex is available with knockout women for 100 euro per hour in Germany, Austria, Switzerland, etc.

[QUOTE=RobJones;2258041]Thanks dude. I didn't know my wife and your GF are identical twins LOL.[/QUOTE]Great taste, guys.

[QUOTE=David2;2258803]Great taste, guys.[/QUOTE]The love of my life LOL.

[QUOTE=RobJones;2258619]The whole 10 is not to be taken seriously. It seems like a form of bullying to a degree that some guys use to boost their already inflated egos. I personally target the slightly above average girls who give the vibe of giving a good time. If I was collecting trophies I would be more inclined to have their heads on walls. LOL.[/QUOTE]A 10 girl is a myth. The minute she talks to me, she becomes a 9. That is just me.

[QUOTE=David2;2258803]Great taste, guys.[/QUOTE]These twins look like the two oldest prostitutes in Amsterdam (also twins) LOL.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/1601577/these-twin-grandmothers-have-slept-with-an-eye-watering-355000-men-between-them

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2258770] FKK is the German abbreviation for "Freie Krper Kultur". This means nudist or something like that. [/QUOTE]Freikörperkultur. Literally translated: free body culture.

[QUOTE=Blanquiceleste;2258961]A 10 girl is a myth. The minute she talks to me, she becomes a 9. That is just me.[/QUOTE]I know I mentioned 10's in multiple posts. But I think I did clarify. I never actually found a 10 in thailand yet.

Highest I've found has been a 9 WHILE she's on stage, 8. 5 after she gets dressed, 8 in bed. Thats the best I've had. If you've really got true taste for 10's, you won't find any amongst working girls. A 10 most likely knows they're a 10 in terms of looks. And wouldn't need to fuck dudes for a living.

[QUOTE=Blanquiceleste;2258961]A 10 girl is a myth. The minute she talks to me, she becomes a 9. That is just me.[/QUOTE]My GF at home is a 10 plus for Instagram model looks, a 10 plus for performance, a 10 plus for brains, a 10 plus for having a trust fund and a 10 plus for being under 25. That's a 50 plus.

She loses 10 points for leaving my heart in my throat when she punches the accelerator on her M5, 10 points for yelling at other drivers, 10 points for being obsessive about her looks, 10 points for being a know it all, 10 points for making an old man like me perform constantly, 10 points for not being able to cook, 10 points for narcissism, 10 points for bossiness and 10 points for being a Princess. -90.

Thus, she is a minus 40.

Now a skinny pretty woman with no gag reflex who doesn't speak English and charges by the minute. That's a 10. If her daddy owns a liquor store, and she can cook, Ill marry her.

[QUOTE=Phazze93;2259006]I know I mentioned 10's in multiple posts. But I think I did clarify. I never actually found a 10 in thailand yet.

Highest I've found has been a 9 WHILE she's on stage, 8. 5 after she gets dressed, 8 in bed. Thats the best I've had. If you've really got true taste for 10's, you won't find any amongst working girls. A 10 most likely knows they're a 10 in terms of looks. And wouldn't need to fuck dudes for a living.[/QUOTE]Excellent point.

However, I would suggest you take a trip to The Pimp at least once. Blow that 25 K baht in one night and you will see a few on-stage 10's.

https://www.instagram.com/nnimiko/

A sample. There are pics of her workmates too. I am sure there will be many here who will not agree this girl is top notch, that is why its said "beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder".

[QUOTE=Phazze93;2259006]I know I mentioned 10's in multiple posts. But I think I did clarify. I never actually found a 10 in thailand yet.[/QUOTE]I think 10's don't exist. There's not a single woman on the face of the earth who is 100% perfect in every aspect.

[QUOTE=Phazze93;2259006]I know I mentioned 10's in multiple posts. But I think I did clarify. I never actually found a 10 in thailand yet.

Highest I've found has been a 9 WHILE she's on stage, 8. 5 after she gets dressed, 8 in bed. Thats the best I've had. If you've really got true taste for 10's, you won't find any amongst working girls. A 10 most likely knows they're a 10 in terms of looks. And wouldn't need to fuck dudes for a living.[/QUOTE]Just go to Bumrumgrad Hospital's Plastic Surgery section and find the babews with the very rich sugar daddies. Of course, you would need game for that.

[QUOTE=Mogwai;2259022]I think 10's don't exist. There's not a single woman on the face of the earth who is 100% perfect in every aspect.[/QUOTE]Maybe Ivanka Trump.