Asuncion

Never let it be said that Asuncion is a pretty city, in fact it is quite the grimy place, but the casas are the great. Prices for the most part are now 150k Guaranis (about $35)

For the hour, and I sampled at least 10 different places. There are a ton of them, and had a great time.

To the brethren.

Thinking of spending 3-4 days in Asunsion during a BA trip. Any thoughts on decent / hotel neighborhood. Anybody local interested in helping out a couple of guys get their bearings?

Greatly appreciated PM me or comment in this forum.

Thanks,

Muktar

in may i spent two weeks in asuncion, my third trip. i plan to spend much more time there in the future.

for a week in may, i stayed at hotel las palmas del sol, and then i got a great apartment for a week for less money. the staff at las palmas were friendly and helpful, but i like a room with a view and privacy in term of noise. also, to get to the hotel after dark (which happens before 6 pm) , you have to walk down a very dark block with dysfunctional streetlights. on the positive side, other mongers in the past have said that the hotel is chica friendlly, but i do not order take-out personally.

past reviews recommend the asuncion palace hotel as chica friendly. i have never stayed there because i favor renting apartments so i can do my own cooking. i don't know how nice it is, but the asuncion palace hotel is on colon, which is the opposite side of the centro from the departamentos with chicas that i enjoyed. the location is not ideal but it is much better than being stuck at the airport or at the sheraton or ibis, which are near the big modern shopping centers and far from the action.

both the hotel palmas del sol and the asuncion palace hotel are inexpensive. if you want an expensive hotel, i can easily recommend las margaritas and granados park, which are located in the heart of the centro. crowne plaza is another hotel that is well-located and high-class.

but i have to be honest: i have not solved the puzzle of a cheap hotel that is chica-friendly, well-located, vista-affording, and private. i prefer to rent departamentos, but if i were going to look into hotels, i would check out the hotel amalfi, the hotel preciado, the hotel espana, and the hotel espanola.

my advice is to find a hotel that is in the centro and to avoid all the hotels, up-scale and economy, that are rep001tered throughout this city. aim for something just a little south of plaza indepencia or plaza uruguaya. why would you want to spend lots of time in taxis in order to get the chicas? in the centro, you will find the chica-full departamentos, the restaurants, and the bars that you can enjoy. please note that asuncion does not have a chica-ready-club scene like buenos aires.

to find the departamentos, check hot. com. py and sexoenparaguay. com. my top two recommendations for chicas are azara 905 and cerra corra 452 (the place to go if you want well-educated, classy chicas). these places are open during the day; they are not 24-hour places that offer services when i am asleep and happy. however, there are many places where there are often jewels.

[quote=riverm; 1288024]in may i spent two weeks in asuncion, my third trip. i plan to spend much more time there in the future.

said that the hotel is chica friendlly, but i do not order take-out personally. my advice is to find a hotel that is in the centro and to avoid all the hotels, up-scale and economy, that are rep001tered throughout this city. aim for something just a little south of plaza indepencia or plaza uruguaya. why would you want to spend lots of time in taxis in order to get the chicas? in the centro, you will find the chica-full departamentos.[/quote]if you want centro, try the hotel presidente.

if all you do in this city is go to apartments where girls are flat on their backs all day taking on all comers, that's a pretty shabby way to spend your existence in asuncion, but to each their own. the clubs are great on weekends, friends easy to make, but you might just have to take a taxi.

My impression of clubs is that men in their 60s, gringo or not, are not particularly welcomed. I'd love to be wrong if you want to point me in the right direction.

As for the apartments, let's just say "To each his own." I rather enjoy my existence actually, and I hope you enjoy yours. I've had some pretty good sex in my life, and I have to say that some of my experiences in the departamentos of Asuncion have been as good as the best of my youth (excluding the couple actual lovers of course).

[QUOTE=Golfinho;1288031]If all you do in this city is go to apartments where girls are flat on their backs all day taking on all comers, that's a pretty shabby way to spend your existence in Asuncion, but to each their own. The clubs are great on weekends, friends easy to make, but you might just have to take a taxi.[/QUOTE]

[quote=riverm; 1288024]in may i spent two weeks in asuncion, my third trip. i plan to spend much more time there in the future.

for a week in may, i stayed at hotel las palmas del sol, and then i got a great apartment for a week for less money. the staff at las palmas were friendly and helpful, but i like a room with a view and privacy in term of noise. also, to get to the hotel after dark (which happens before 6 pm) , you have to walk down a very dark block with dysfunctional streetlights. on the positive side, other mongers in the past have said that the hotel is chica friendlly, but i do not order take-out personally.

past reviews recommend the asuncion palace hotel as chica friendly. i have never stayed there because i favor renting apartments so i can do my own cooking. i don't know how nice it is, but the asuncion palace hotel is on colon, which is the opposite side of the centro from the departamentos with chicas that i enjoyed. the location is not ideal but it is much better than being stuck at the airport or at the sheraton or ibis, which are near the big modern shopping centers and far from the action.

both the hotel palmas del sol and the asuncion palace hotel are inexpensive. if you want an expensive hotel, i can easily recommend las margaritas and granados park, which are located in the heart of the centro. crowne plaza is another hotel that is well-located and high-class.

but i have to be honest: i have not solved the puzzle of a cheap hotel that is chica-friendly, well-located, vista-affording, and private. i prefer to rent departamentos, but if i were going to look into hotels, i would check out the hotel amalfi, the hotel preciado, the hotel espana, and the hotel espanola.

my advice is to find a hotel that is in the centro and to avoid all the hotels, up-scale and economy, that are rep001tered throughout this city. aim for something just a little south of plaza indepencia or plaza uruguaya. why would you want to spend lots of time in taxis in order to get the chicas? in the centro, you will find the chica-full departamentos, the restaurants, and the bars that you can enjoy. please note that asuncion does not have a chica-ready-club scene like buenos aires.

to find the departamentos, check hot. com. py and sexoenparaguay. com. my top two recommendations for chicas are azara 905 and cerra corra 452 (the place to go if you want well-educated, classy chicas). these places are open during the day; they are not 24-hour places that offer services when i am asleep and happy. however, there are many places where there are often jewels.[/quote]is the centro area noisy or dangerous? website for short term renting apartments that might be reliable? any suggestions on sim cards. are they available at the airport (i understand some 4-5 cell companies-any suggestions: all the same? claro, tigo, personal. etc?).

thanks again, i appreciate your taking the time to put detailed explanations-i owe you a solid-will try to report when i return.

m

Can you supply more details about the apartment you rented please. I'm looking for something close to the centre, available for a month or so.

Thanks

Hey guys. I'm looking to make a trip in mid August to late August. I haven't been to before so I need a little advice. I don't want to spend too much on a hotel as I'm going to be there for at least 2 week, maybe more. My problem is that I NEED very stable internet access. My job in the states requires it. I plan on buying a smart phone when I get there from tigo and including a dataplan. From my research that seems like the best bet to receive my emails when I'm out any about. Which hotels can you suggest for faster internet than 3g? Also, how stable is the 3g network there? Besides that I would like to meet up with anyone to hit the apartments together as I'm going solo. I've been setting up contact with girls from badoo. Has anyone had luck with that site? Hope to hear back from someone.

I will send you a private message with the contact information of the woman who rented me the apartment. She has a small operation, with about 10 furnished apartments to rent, and she prefers to rent for a full year so short-term rentals are not a priority for her. I met her through a Swiss-Argentine fellow I met at a restaurant. I can also send you the name of the woman who owns a single apartment that I rented twice. I abandoned her because she kept raising the rent 20% on every trip I made. Maybe she has learned her lesson. If you contact her, please do not refer to me.

Both apartments were nice, in secure buildings, on upper floors. My biggest problem with el centro in Asuncion is the autobuses that blast through streets. So an apartment on an upper floor is a great escape from the noise and the smell.

I found my first apartment through Clasipar, in the section on clasipar. Com, in the section departamento alquiler. At least two other newspapers have ads for apartment rentals: ABC Clasificados and Ultimahora Clasificados. A few of these ads specify rental by the week or month, but most are seeking annual leases.

People disagree about the potential dangers of el centro. During the day there is no problem that I have seen even though you see lots of police and guards with nasty-looking weapons (or maybe because you see lots of police and guards with weapons). The real danger during the day is that some jerk is going to run you over with a truck, a bus, or an SUV (lots of very fancy cars in such a supposedly poor country). Drivers pay no attention to pedestrians. None. At night I am more careful in Asuncion than when walking in the microcenter or barrio norte in Buenos Aires. Some streets are well-lit with police. Others look sketchy. I have been told to watch out for guys on motorbikes at night. The taxistas seem physically safe, but some will try to cheat you (I have been cheated in BA too). By the way, night taxis are 30% more than the meter reading, so don't think you are cheated by the additional 30. I would never walk around obviously drunk at night because I think that would attract bad actors. On the other hand, I would say that Asuncion is much safer at night than downtown San Jose Costa Rice or Quito Ecuador. At any rate, you can always call a taxi to avoid walking around at night, and I think that makes you quite safe.

What everyone says about Asuncion: don't get into fights with the locals, and don't humiliate anyone. Everyone talks about the Paraguayan's drive to defend his honor, and many guys walk around with knives in their pockets.

As for noise, the buses are the worst, but there are also fireworks and horns blaring into the night after any futbol game. How they love their futball. In Buenos Aires a great time to chase the chicas is during a futball game because there is no male competition, but in Asuncion all the chicas are watching the futball too and they don't want to work.

[QUOTE=Muktar; 1289492]Is the Centro area noisy or dangerous? Website for short term renting apartments that might be reliable? Any suggestions on sim cards. Are they available at the airport (I understand some 4-5 cell companies-any suggestions: all the same? Claro, tigo, personal. Etc?).

Thanks again, I appreciate your taking the time to put detailed explanations-I owe you a solid-will try to report when I return.

M[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Gabtar; 1289712]Can you supply more details about the apartment you rented please. I'm looking for something close to the centre, available for a month or so.

Thanks[/QUOTE]Please see post to Muktar below. I will send you the same private message concerning the two women who rent apartments.

Edited late note: I don't know why, but the system is not allowing me to send you private messages.

[QUOTE=Golfinho;1288031]
If all you do in this city is go to apartments where girls are flat on their backs all day taking on all comers….[/QUOTE]

My experience is that 90% of the chicas I have seen in the departamentos are fresh, clean, and eager because even some of the most attractive have to sit around and wait for hours on some days. I would say that about 2/3 are actually quite horny, and I do know the physiological signs of arousal in women so I am not talking about fake moans (the noise a woman makes is the least reliable sign of arousal, but she cannot fake blood flow and certain neurological reflexes).

You can improve your odds of getting a fresh, horny, lovely young chica by showing up at 9:30 or 10:15 AM at one of the departamentos that are open at 9 or 10 after being closed all night. These daytime-only departamentos are much less common than the 24-hour brothels (this is different from Buenos Aires where so many of the apartamentos close at night). Another strategy is to show up at 11:30 AM. In this way you can take advantage of two different phenomena: the most attractive chicas know that they can show up late for work without getting fired so they are totally fresh, and, secondly, some of the chicas who did show up to work on time (these tend to be newly hired, which is nice) often had an unsatisfactory sexual experience that just left them horny for someone who knows what he is doing. Several chicas in this frustrated situation have expressed real gratitude. Most (but not all) of these are just discovering their sexuality without that hardness that so often comes over the months. My advice is to get there before noon, when the local businessmen start going on their lunch breaks, which peaks at about 1 PM. The more chicas in the line-up, the more they want your company and that can carry over into the room.

This strategy does not work in the 24-hour departamentos. Mornings are down-times in the lunes a lunes and lunes a sabado departamentos. Usually the chicas have been working all night, and they have dark circles under their eyes. They look at the customer like he is a pest. This strategy does not work on Sundays either. Saturday mornings can be great, but I have totally given up on Sundays and holidays. The lunes a lunes 24-hour places frequently are closed all day on Sunday even though they advertise to be open. If they are open, the least attractive chicas keep very busy, much too busy for the chicas to have any fun. If a woman cannot have some fun with me, I have wasted time and money. The best I can do on Sunday is to persuade one of the weekday departamento girls to visit me at my apartment. If she does so, she is working on her own without the knowledge of their proprietaria because officially take-out does not occur when the departamento is closed.

Other guys say you can get fresh chicas in the 24-hour departamentos during the week or Saturday by showing up at the shift change, some time between 6:00 PM and 8:30 PM. I believe these guys, but I have failed to master the elusive shift change strategy. When I call departamentos, the proprietaria consistently lies about the chicas and their work schedules. If I just show up, it is hit or miss, often miss. As for the start of the day shift, it is a mystery to me. It seems that the chicas start work at random times; I have never found fresh chicas before noon at the 24-hour places (but maybe I should keep trying).

I am biased in my preference for daytime-only departamentos, so take the following with some skepticism. My experience is that the daytime-only-departamento chicas are more likely to be drug-free, non-alcoholic, healthy, urbane, educated and intelligent than the chicas in the 24-hour joints. Many work out in gyms, and you can feel it in their muscle tone of the belly, ass, and legs. Many are students or have plans to enter a university (this is not bullshit because they can discuss their fields and plans intelligently). Some report having boyfriends who are kept in the dark. It seems that only about half have kids, whereas it seems that almost all the chicas in the 24-hour places had a kid by age 16. Daytime-only chicas are trying to avoid drunken, insensitive men even if it inhibits their income somewhat. Many are really interested in learning more about sex: they all seem to love vibrators during penetration and they ask for the vibrators so that they can try them out when alone or with their boyfriends. Some are on the verge of exploring anal sex. These are darlings with their fears and hopes. Certainly you can find playful explorers in 24-hour places, especially in upscale places like La Mansion, but why not take care of sex in the morning when the testosterone is at its peak? 24-hour chicas sometimes object even when their clits are lightly touched.

My strategy seems to work well cross-sectionally (across chicas) but not longtitudinally (across time with a particular chica). I'd like to be able to see the same chica once a week over a long period of time, in addition to seeing new chicas at other times of the week. But I have not been successful, in Paraguay, in Argentina, in Costa Rica, or in Canada. I find that the woman and I experience peak pleasure on the first, second, or third encounter. Even if I have a good time, I often do not want to repeat. It seems that chicas lose some of their enthusiasm on subsequent visits even if she could hardly let me go at the end of the first visit, with pounding on the door by the proprietaria or bells and phones going off. The loss of enthusiasm can even be seen in subtle ways when the chica presents herself in the line-up. By the fourth session, the chica who had five orgasms the first session is lucky to get in two, and the eyes can be seen on the clock. The problem is simple, and some of the chicas have been very open in telling me about it. In the first encounter, the chica who has two to six orgasms (maybe she squirted for the first time in her life) is surprised that she can have so much fun with a big old clumsy gringo who is so eager to see her have pleasure. The element of surprise. But soon she learns that all this intense morning sex (I am talking about some sustained pounding) tires her out for the rest of the day. Then she reflects: Am I here to have fun or make money? The answer is clear to her. A really attractive chica can maximize her money by seeing lots of half-hour guys who finish in the first three minutes (very common for Paraguayan men, according to the chicas).

So, I get a lot of variety, not a bad thing. But I am still hoping to find one or two chicas who are energized by sex, as opposed to fatigued. Such women exist. I once had a lover in New York who would hop out of the bed into the shower after three hours of sex, so that I was half-dead, and she would then do pediatric neurosurgery for hours. She said that the sex gave her special focus. She was very slim and ate more than I could eat. I guess I need a chica with high metabolism. It is a quest.

I have been a passive member for a while, living in Shanghai and having a girlfriend.

Now I am first time in Paraguay and found advice on ISG most usefull and decided to contribute.

Day 1.

I tried to find Deseos. Had the address from ISG and walked by two times without noticing it.

Went back to the hotel to check the address from Deseos web-site.

Actually the address is 14 de Mayo #1008.

Walked back, stopped outside still undecided. Looked at one of the guys sitting close by. He noddedand showed the I should ring the doorbell. Pressed and woila, door opened by a girl in bikini.

Selected Tiara, I think the name was. 150 kGuarani one hour, completo. Which I did not have, why?

I think half hour is for one pop and two hours for two pops. I had my one pop normale, so I guest the completo was reserved for the second pop. Two pops are too much for me within an hour. Waited for the hour to pass having limited conversation with Tiara with my limited Spanish. Left and was given my 50k change upon exiting the main door. Honest!

Tiara was well equipped and friedly but not really to my taste. 3-4-3.

Took a daddy's little blue helper and walked back to the hotel Las Margaritas. Las Margaritas is well located in el Centro. Cost 380k / night for ten days' stay. Rested a while and decided to go with the wind.

Spotted a girl negotiating with a guy in taxi and another with a guy sitting in car as well. Slowed down my walk and the thin girl negotiating with he taxi passenger obviouly gave up the negotiation and slowly approached me.

She asked 100k. I asked "where" with my Spanish. She did not want to come to my hotel but to a hotel in the same block. Ok, let's go. Walked together to the second floor of the "hotel" a boy unlocked the padlock from inside.

I paid 25k for one hour. There was a bedroom and fairly big bathroom. I prefer to shower in my hotel. I did not use the towel provided when cleaning aften the deed.

Paid 100k for the girl upfront. I already forgot the name of the girl.

Anyway she took her bikini trousers off but left the bra on. When I started to remove the bra she stopped me and explained that 100 k is for "class A" only. I shall pay 50k more for completo.

Ok paid 50k more and she removed the bra. Now I understood why she would not take them off from the start. The tits had been sucked by the baby so there was not much muscle left and they were kind of hanging skin only.

She started riding me but I decided to have the completo that I paid for. Turbed er around, moisted brother in the pussy and started to push on the tighter one. She was thin from figure and the tight place was tight. Anyway finished there. Washed my willy and did not use the "hotel" towel but my hankie to dry up. Gave 5k for the receptionist boy upon exiting.

2-3-2.

The girls keep watch on the junction of Oliva and Iturbe."Hotel" is ok the same block. Might try the other one later.

[QUOTE=Tammak;1332433]Ok paid 50k more and she removed the bra. Now I understood why she would not take them off from the start. The tits had been sucked by the baby so there was not much muscle left and they were kind of hanging skin only.[/QUOTE]Hi,

Good report. PLanning to be there in December and would definitely follow your advice.

However, not removing the bra sounds a bit awkward. Anyway, different places have different systems.

Cheers

Day two.

Wanted to check a second site. Checked the hot dot com dot py. Valkirias. There was no address on the website. Luckily I had purchased the pre paid for my phone as well as the ipad. Tigo seems to be the decent provider of prepaids. You need a passport with you when you purchase the sim card.

Anyway opened up one of the Valkiria models and called the number (land line) provided for her. You need to dial also the digits in brackets. The number goes to the studio. Same number for all models.

With my limited spanish I understood the address: Azara 905. However did not understand the instructions for entre.

Took a taxi, gave him the address. This was not accurate enough so called again on the way and passed the phone to the driver, ok. Upen entering the address the driver asked me to stay in the car and he went to check the route. He told me to go to the second floor and ring the bell on apartment A, which I did.

The lady opened the door and asked whether I want girs. Yes. The girls then came one by one to present themselves and their names. I did not hear properly, only recalled the last one, Diana, which I selected. Opted again for one hour 120 k. I asked whether I can take photos and was denied. Diana was quite ok, friendly, lots of kissing. 3-4-3. Due to yesterdays exercise she had to do quite a bit of work. Finally took over. Tried completo but was refused.

One hour means one hour. You cannot leave early even you only decide for one pop.

The sites are really quite hidden. If you do not know the address and entry instructions it is not possible to find them, at least this one. I took photos of the entrance and try to post them later.

Planning what to do in the evening. Tomorrow is a day off.

462 Cerro Cora.

217 Cerro Cora.

Eusebio Ayala 326 apt 1.

1565 Azara.

495 Azara.

Let me know how you fared.

Also interested to know your success rate with getting DFK, BBBJ.

Thanks.