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[QUOTE=Chocha Monger;1398508]Anyway, I would think that any well-heeled Norwegian who can simultaneously check-in at the Shangri La and New World hotels, to facilitate the rooting of numerous dating site girls, would be able to financially support their baby and its mother for at least the next 20 years. .[/QUOTE]Well to keep it correct it was Ascott Makati and Riviera Mansion Malate I lived in simultaneously. This due to the horrible trafficsituation.
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger;1398508]Seriously, do want Japanese and Korean mongers banging your light-skinned daughter nightly in a seedy Burgos St Bar because her Norwegian papa ran away and didn't man up?[/QUOTE]This may not be the worst scenario for this girl when she is old enough to work in the bars. She will be highly sought after every night by the Japs and garlic eating Koreans while working as a spotlight dancer at Doll House or perhaps a showgirl at Jools. Assuming Skogis cuts and runs, she will still be able to support herself and her family one barfine at a time. If Skogis has a son, he will be the most successful of the Viagra salesmen on P. Burgos since the tourists will feel more comfortable buying from a half white flip.
Haha in 18 years from now, just make sure you don't run into her at the bar and invite her over. Since skogis currently has a half norwegian half filipina girlfriend when you go to the bars there in the future be wary of women telling you they are half norwegian. We are just joking skogis. All in good fun. I'm surprised with all the women you banged bareback that there isn't more little skogis running around Manila.
[QUOTE=Screaming Beaver;1398518]This may not be the worst scenario for this girl when she is old enough to work in the bars. She will be highly sought after every night by the Japs and garlic eating Koreans while working as a spotlight dancer at Doll House or perhaps a showgirl at Jools. Assuming Skogis cuts and runs, she will still be able to support herself and her family one barfine at a time. If Skogis has a son, he will be the most successful of the Viagra salesmen on P. Burgos since the tourists will feel more comfortable buying from a half white flip.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Skogis; 1398448]Today I recieved a message from one of my girls I met in Manila claiming she is pregnant and it is mine sperm. But except from that I would realy like to know if any of you have any experience in maby how to get an abortion going in Manila?
NB! If it proves to be mine I will not leave her by herself and I will support her in anyway. I don't run away from responsibility (atleast not serious stuffs like this).[/QUOTE]If I were you, and assuming the girl will keep the baby, I would do the following:
1. Support her and the baby (no need for luxury but enough for dignity, but that might be easier said than done. Let others, or you, define how much it should be)
2. Make sure the baby has an education.
3. Try and have a relationship with the kid, albeit via Skype. Love is important to a small life, even fatherly love.
4. If possible, see if the baby can have Norwegian citizenship (via blood laws) some day. Also, Filipino law allows for the baby to carry the father's surname if he accepts paternity.
I am sure you could keep it a secret from your Norwegian / Pinay girlfriend but you just might be eventually pleased that you did the right thing.
[QUOTE=Screaming Beaver;1398518]If Skogis has a son, he will be the most successful of the Viagra salesmen on P. Burgos since the tourists will feel more comfortable buying from a half white flip.[/QUOTE]Yes, the positive thinking approach is always best. Pussy half full of cum (vs half empty). Maybe Skogis should ask for a cut, or some free fake V. To get back on topic: from what I understand, the more hard core mongers will, when approached by the fuckee, say something along the lines: "sure, I dropped a load in your pussy. When the baby's out, YOU do the DNA test and have your lawyer contact mine, OK?"
[QUOTE=Cunning Linguist; 1398542]If I were you, and assuming the girl will keep the baby, I would do the following:
1. Support her and the baby (no need for luxury but enough for dignity, but that might be easier said than done. Let others, or you, define how much it should be)
2. Make sure the baby has an education.
3. Try and have a relationship with the kid, albeit via Skype. Love is important to a small life, even fatherly love.
4. If possible, see if the baby can have Norwegian citizenship (via blood laws) some day. Also, Filipino law allows for the baby to carry the father's surname if he accepts paternity.
I am sure you could keep it a secret from your Norwegian / Pinay girlfriend but you just might be eventually pleased that you did the right thing.[/QUOTE]Some good points Cunning and ofcourse this is the pattern I will choose if a baby with my DNA is born. To your nr 4 this is easy as after 1 of Sept 2006 children born anywere on the planet with norwegian father will automaticaly become norwegian citizen. Just have to apply to the embassy for social security number and passport (they can ask for documantation you are the actual father as in a DNA test and the embassy will point out were you can do the testing / documentation).
I am sure glad I have a vasectomy.
If memory serves that great cradle-to-grave Welfare State of Norway not only pays out some of the best pensions around, but also has a law that expressly forbids Norwegian boys from partaking in P4P around the world, including in the ppines, so remember to write it up as a free fornication on the application.
[QUOTE=Screaming Beaver;1398518]This may not be the worst scenario for this girl when she is old enough to work in the bars. She will be highly sought after every night by the Japs and garlic eating Koreans while working as a spotlight dancer at Doll House or perhaps a showgirl at Jools. Assuming Skogis cuts and runs, she will still be able to support herself and her family one barfine at a time. If Skogis has a son, he will be the most successful of the Viagra salesmen on P. Burgos since the tourists will feel more comfortable buying from a half white flip.[/QUOTE]LOL! Lets see in 19 years time what happens. I believe, girl or boy, doesn't matter, he or she will be located somewhere in Oslo. If it is a girl I will be watching her closely and if it is a boy I will teach him mongering (and obviously also teach him not to climax inside a girls pussy).
[QUOTE=SuperMuda;1398522]Haha in 18 years from now, just make sure you don't run into her at the bar and invite her over. Since skogis currently has a half norwegian half filipina girlfriend when you go to the bars there in the future be wary of women telling you they are half norwegian. We are just joking skogis. All in good fun. I'm surprised with all the women you banged bareback that there isn't more little skogis running around Manila.[/QUOTE]I have barebacked quite a few in my mongerlife (not proud but it is a fact) so who knows. But many of the girls I have been with atleast from datingsites still can find me here so as long as I don't hear from them I pretty much asume not to many Skogis jr's are running around out there (and that is good). Good fun is important. I can handle it (otherwice I guess I would keep my mouth shut). But I have to say I have recieved tons of good quality information. Mostly in PM's were the serious shit belongs).
[QUOTE=Pute Nut;1398581]If memory serves that great cradle-to-grave Welfare State of Norway not only pays out some of the best pensions around, but also has a law that expressly forbids Norwegian boys from partaking in P4P around the world, including in the ppines, so remember to write it up as a free fornication on the application.[/QUOTE]I am laughing my ass off here. As in this Quezon City girl case she did not want any money so I did fine an envelope and put 3000PHP inside and wrote "gift" and handed it to her. Otherwice you are correct in your observations about the norwegian system. Luckely I have never paid for sex. I pay girls to leave (more a bribe) and / or taxi compensation / travelexpenses. Damn it bribes are also illigal in Norway. I am fucked. I will turn myself in tomorrow and face the law.
[QUOTE=Skogis;1398585]Damn it bribes are also illigal in Norway. I am fucked. I will turn myself in tomorrow and face the law.[/QUOTE]LOL. Don't do the crime if you can't do the time. Seriously, though. Good luck with the DNA et al.
[QUOTE=Screaming Beaver;1398518]This may not be the worst scenario for this girl when she is old enough to work in the bars. She will be highly sought after every night by the Japs and garlic eating Koreans while working as a spotlight dancer at Doll House or perhaps a showgirl at Jools. Assuming Skogis cuts and runs, she will still be able to support herself and her family one barfine at a time. If Skogis has a son, he will be the most successful of the Viagra salesmen on P. Burgos since the tourists will feel more comfortable buying from a half white flip.[/QUOTE]That's true! Whatever happens little' Miss Skogis' will be able to feed herself and her extended family with the bar fines and ridiculously large tips the Jap and Korean mongers tend to pay half-white bargirls. I see some mongers are already planning 18 years and 9 months in advance to start canvassing the Quezon City bars in search of a half-Norwegian pinay in the hopes of rooting Skogis' daughter. It's almost like he was destined to be the father of a half breed Filipina bargirl. First he impregnates his half flip girlfriend in Norway and aborts his baby. Then he comes all the way to the Philippines, barebacks a flip and dumps a load of that Norseman goo in her guts knocking her up faster than the flu virus.
Skogis, no man can outrun fate. The girl was happy because she knows you shot a load of liquid gold in her pussy. With or without your support she knows she just made payday. So, forget about trying to coerce her into having an abortion. She might put the law on you if you mention it and you'll end up paying the full 18 years of support in a lump sum!
P. S. Please tell us where we can mail gifts for the baby shower.
[QUOTE=Pute Nut;1398549]To get back on topic: from what I understand, the more hard core mongers will, when approached by the fuckee, say something along the lines: "sure, I dropped a load in your pussy. When the baby's out, YOU do the DNA test and have your lawyer contact mine, OK?"[/QUOTE]I'm glad I never cum inside a pussy when barebacking.
If a Thai or PI bar girl claimed she was pregnant & it's mine, I'd assume she was lying on both counts till proven otherwise. With her banging other customers on a regular basis, & probably having a TBF she's doing BB, what are the chances there is really a baby & it's mine? One of a 100? One in a 1000? One in 10, 000?
See ya if & when the thing comes out for the DNA test.
Thai & PI P4P girls are well known to pull off scams & the pregnant scam is one of the many. Don't be suckered in like an easy mark.
[QUOTE=Chocha Monger;1398605]It's almost like he was destined to be the father of a half breed Filipina bargirl. First he impregnates his half flip girlfriend in Norway and aborts his baby. Then he comes all the way to the Philippines, barebacks a flip and dumps a load of that Norseman goo in her guts knocking her up faster than the flu virus.[/QUOTE]If Skogis is like most Norwegians I've met, he was probably drunk as a skunk during the conception of Little Miss Skokis. He found himself in a vodka induced blackout that day and forgot about the part of the script where he is supposed to squirt on the Mother's face instead of inside her hot little beaver. I'm glad I got a vasectomy years ago.
[QUOTE=Screaming Beaver;1398629]If Skogis is like most Norwegians I've met, he was probably drunk as a skunk during the conception of Little Miss Skokis. He found himself in a vodka induced blackout that day and forgot about the part of the script where he is supposed to squirt on the Mother's face instead of inside her hot little beaver. I'm glad I got a vasectomy years ago.[/QUOTE]Well, given the high prices and onerous process involved in getting a bottle of vodka in Norway, I am sure Skogis was up to the gills in the cheap readily available lambanog sold in the Philippines. He tells us that the reason for booking two hotels simultaneously was due to the traffic congestion in Manila. Actually, it was due to our Nordic friend's constant state of heavy inebriation. Having a hotel within staggering distance at all times certainly made things a lot easier. Throw in some hot little brown beaver and Skogis was in hog heaven. The generic formula for Little Ms. Skogis came together as noted below:
Norwegian monger + vodka + DIA freelance brown beaver + (hotel room x 2) – condom = Future Spotlight Dancer