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[QUOTE=Chocha Monger;1398702]Norwegian monger + vodka + DIA freelance brown beaver + (hotel room x 2) – condom = Future Spotlight Dancer[/QUOTE]Love your maths.

[QUOTE=Chocha Monger;1398605]P. S. Please tell us where we can mail gifts for the baby shower.[/QUOTE]Since I don't know which hospital Little Miss Skokis will be born in I will get back to where the baby shower will be located. But I will make sure there will be available free pussy within walking distance.

People can also send gifts to: DHL Express, Dept Skedsmokorset. 1009 Oslo, Norway.

[QUOTE=Screaming Beaver;1398629]If Skogis is like most Norwegians I've met, he was probably drunk as a skunk during the conception of Little Miss Skokis. He found himself in a vodka induced blackout that day and forgot about the part of the script where he is supposed to squirt on the Mother's face instead of inside her hot little beaver. I'm glad I got a vasectomy years ago.[/QUOTE]I did have blackout a few hours prior to meeting this Quezon City spinner and yes the vodka was very much to blame. When I woke up in the morning next to a Insomnia girl I couldn't even remeber if I had pounded her or not. So after waking up I had to make sure I did it once. Made me come late to pickuppoint for Quezon City counsil girl. I was just stone horny and hangovered when we fucked and I sprayed my juice in her snatch. Not my proudest moment but what happens happens I can not undo it now.

[QUOTE=Chocha Monger;1398702]Norwegian monger + vodka + DIA freelance brown beaver + (hotel room x 2) – condom = Future Spotlight Dancer[/QUOTE]With mathematics like this I would continue studying this subject for far more years. Answers are easy and logical. Atleast I get many good laughs here. Good going it is well deserved.

NB! She was infact a Filipino Cupid(FC) girl and not DIA. Minor detail but still correct answer in the math puzzle..

Hey Skogis,

Marry the poor girl and take her to your country. You say immigration laws are easy. Try to convince your present girlfriend it is better that you have two girls living with you than one. More rest for her pussy.

Maybe she will like your present wife as a bed partner.

Lf all else fails get a divorce and let Norway social system takes care of the mother and child. Phi girl I am sure will be happy that she is in Norway and can bring up your child in a better place.

In the future never bareback any girl including bargirls. You are not cut out of that adventure.

[QUOTE=Mr Enternational;1398353]Delta goes to Manila and United does as well (although less direct (from Guam-Palau) , so why worry about Philippine Air (unless it is imperative to go direct from LA or San Fran)?[/QUOTE]I would like to go Phil Airways because I want to fly from Shanghai. Delta does not offer non stop service from Shanghai.

[QUOTE=Sammon; 1398796]Hey Skogis,

Marry the poor girl and take her to your country. You say immigration laws are easy. Try to convince your present girlfriend it is better that you have two girls living with you than one. More rest for her pussy.

Maybe she will like your present wife as a bed partner.

Lf all else fails get a divorce and let Norway social system takes care of the mother and child. Phi girl I am sure will be happy that she is in Norway and can bring up your child in a better place.

In the future never bareback any girl including bargirls. You are not cut out of that adventure.[/QUOTE]Can not do as I have never ever met a more beautiful meztias girl ever (my GF is born in Norway so she have no attachments in Phil whatsoever ex grandparents on mother side). She is my beautiful half pinay / half norwegian GF. I would in many ways say I am the luckiest man on this planet (tellus) but instead I choose the mongering activity as in I have never been good handling one girl at the time relationshipwice (this is information I don't provide my Gf's).

Just take a look?

[QUOTE=Fifty Pesos; 1398859]1. Arrange travel to a country in the in region that does not require her to have a pre-arrival visa and have the abortion done in a clinic by a Physician of that nation.

2. Try to locate someone who will do it locally which more than likely will be a shady Chinese national.

3. Have the abortion chemically induced by a compound such as Misoprostol. The downside to this is vaginal bleeding, pain and the expelling of the remains of the Fetus through the vagina in painful bloody clumps.

Keep in mind any type of abortion is illegal in the Republic of the Philippines.

With all that being said I am sure a great deal of bareback enthusiasts have encountered this problem before or multiple times. Impregnating a woman than coercing her to go through an abortion due to cowardice is a selfish act which causes physical, mental and emotional trauma that will last the host of the unborn a seed a lifetime.[/QUOTE]I read what you write but this girl (lets call her mother of my child) will never ever be an unlucky girl. I will face my responsibility and I will do whatever it takes to get my child (if proven mine through tests) come to Norway. And I have allready read in various forums crowded by norwegians this is a money issue (to bribe the judges, police and so on) and jippi you have full custody of your child by phil law (but I will not do it like this. I want mother to be happy and I will compensate her big time so in many ways she will find herself lucky) To be honest me beeing 6"2 and 92kg and she is beeing 4"11 and 38kgs it is looking to stupid me and her walk together, hehe. I am pretty fucked in how to tell my GF where this child came from as I like many others have told I never been cheating, LOL.

[QUOTE=Skogis; 1399008]. .

I am pretty fucked in how to tell my GF where this child came from as I like many others have told I never been cheating, LOL.[/QUOTE]Just don't burn any bridges until there is definite proof (1) that she is actually pregnant and (2) that it is your baby.

Filipinas regularly miss periods and love dramas so they always imagine they are "buntis" when they are not.

[quote=skogis; 1399004]can not do as i have never ever met a more beautiful meztias girl ever (my gf is born in norway so she have no attachments in phil whatsoever ex grandparents on mother side). she is my beautiful half pinay / half norwegian gf. i would in many ways say i am the luckiest man on this planet (tellus) but instead i choose the mongering activity as in i have never been good handling one girl at the time relationshipwice (this is information i don't provide my gf's).

just take a look?[/quote]nice tramp stamped tits! i see she spends all of your kroner on overpriced lambanog and coke. that's why you want your unborn filipina love child's head crushed with a pair of forceps, dissected with curettage hooks, and aspirated out of that poor pregnant girl's vagina? remember the republic of the philippines is not like norway. norwegian women think nothing of aborting their children. in spite of the generous welfare programs the country has a very high rate of alcoholism and suicide. in the philippines the girls still value their babies and would rather sell their pussies to drunk nordic mongers just to buy milk and baby food to feed them. asking a girl to let some backstreet butcher scrape out her pussy, under questionable infection control conditions, just because you were too drunk to pull your cock out before you creamed in her hot brown beaver isn't very ethical. she will be fucked up mentally for life and end up hustling mongers for lady-drinks and smoking shabu to forget the experience every night. that's assuming that she survives the illegal procedure or the drugs to make her pussy hemorrhage out chunks of your fetus. she could very well die. remember that all of this happened just because you wanted to feel your dick spasm, twitch and squirt baby batter in her hot snatch! do you want some innocent filipino cupid girl and your baby's blood on your hands?

you are probably thinking that the 3, 000 peso gift that you gave her allows you to wash your hands of the matter like pontius pilate. however, the cigarette smoke and hard liquor will eventually take a toll on your mestiza filipina. they tend to age very badly even with multiple plastic surgeries. then you will not feel the same about her but you will remember what you did. you're not in love with your half-breed otherwise you would not be barebacking pure flips wantonly and plugging their pussies with custard. you're in lust with how she looks and that will fade with time. on the other hand you just started a whole new ancestral lineage in the philippines. whether or not it turns out to be a hybrid tribe of norse flips who hawk viagra on the streets or peddle ass in the fine establishments found on burgos st and roxas boulevard is up to you.

[QUOTE=Red Kilt; 1399030]Just don't burn any bridges until there is definite proof (1) that she is actually pregnant and (2) that it is your baby.

Filipinas regularly miss periods and love dramas so they always imagine they are "buntis" when they are not.[/QUOTE]I would listen to RK's advice as many a girl has drama and then nothing. David_33 mentioned a member who does mobile DNA testing so use that avenue also but all this stuff on the board re pasalubongs etc maybe be premature if she missed a period as she was stressed one month as she had to wake up before 12 noon LOL.

I have known a few to have these dramas. 10 days-2 weeks late even and yet all brought on by stress (pinays get easily stressed) and they stress further worrying about if they are pregnant

So before you jump (or are pushed) to any conclusion check the facts, see her, do the DNA and then decide what to do.

[QUOTE=Chocha Monger;1399032]Philippines is not like Norway. Norwegian women think nothing of aborting their children. In spite of the generous welfare programs the country has a very high rate of alcoholism and suicide.[/QUOTE]Norway ranks 74th out of 188 world countries for which alcohol consumption data are available. For suicides, it ranks 36th out of 108 countries. Its suicide rates are lower than South Korea, China, Belgium, France, Hong Kong, New Zealand, and the United States. Alcohol consumption rates are lower than Portugal, Ireland, France, United Kingdom, Austria, Germany, Spain, Switzerland, Australia, Canada, New Zealand and the United States.

I am not Norwegian.

Making a Sunday morning perusal of ISG I see that the omnipresent prat of board (not withstanding prat of the year) has made a contribution. Nay. 2 contributions. But thanks to him being on IGNORE status I can't see his verbal dribblings. I think I shall return to my bed where a 42 kg Chinese lady is waiting.

On my last trip I was going through this drama 28 days late for her period, l the screams "where is my period" all my panic, (what does the girl want to do).

One has the pleasure, then some times, there is drama and anxiety in this fun and drama we share.

Good luck Mr Skogis you might need it.

P.s there was a few members who did pass on some useful contact with regards to tablets

Some people are drama magnates. Fiction? One wonders.

Not all Philippinas are interested in living in other countries. They like to live with their extended families irrespective how squalid some houses are. Case in point is my two previous girlfriend got married and came back to Phi.

One spent three years in Ireland and the other in Channel Islands, UK. One Thai GF did not like Germany.

Sometimes it is best to support the girl and the child and let them live in Phi. Do not what the laws are in Nordic countries but here in USA it is a killer as far as child support goes. Can really clean you out depending on the mood of the judge.

Ofcourse if you want to be part of the child's life need to make frequent trips to Phi and buy a condo or something for the mother and child to live in. Before the Child is 18 sponsor to get to Norway. I am sure once the child is in

Norway the mother can be sponsored by the child if she so desires.

One of my fuck buddies got herself pregnant through her ex bf. Was wondering where she can procure Misoprostol or Mifepristone?

Is it available over the counter?

Thanks a mil'