FKK Artemis - Berlin

[QUOTE=RempNobbes;1607340]Someone around this week Friday, August 15th? I will be in there from 2 pm to 9 pm. If you want to chat, please PM. Cheers from RM.
Report follows after my visit soon as you all know.[/QUOTE]I may perhaps visit Artemis tomorrow.

Today was my first visit to place such as Artemis. Was suggested to me by people in my company in order to relax me (During last 3 days, I only slept yesterday for six hours). Boy were they wrong.

Found the place easily enough. Couple of older women lookad at me with suprise (I was walking) when I turned and walked into the parking lot of Artemis. It was bit funny to be honest.

I will not bore you about the entry procedures. I was under impression that I would be explained how things worked but I was just being told where things are. Well, it is not like the place is a maze so it worked out very well except that my robe disappeared whenever I took shower. It was no biggie though. Probably me missing some finer point.

Anyway, due to no intro when I arrived, I started climbing the stares before being stopped by two women (Russian Svetlana and another one with her hair dyed red).

At this point I should have realized that something was strange. You see naked women should turn you on, right? I was totally indifferent and I did not take the signal for what it was. To my defense I never experienced this.

Svetlana declared that she had special plan for me. In my line of business you get good at picking up bs and acting, so I was not impressed. Regardless since the place was empty (this was early in the morning) and rest of the girls looked like something you could pick up in the bar on your normal Saturday night, so I thought what the hell. A quicky to start the day. Svetlana offered a twosome right away which I had no interest in. We ended up in a room (there was no foreplay involved except her feeling me up with her leg. Might have been a mistake though). I really got turned off by her and she simply couldn't make me hard. She wasn't the problem, I just couldn't get into it.

To be honest I know I should have cared about this but I couldn't give a damn. Svetlana was disparaging about this and I think she got frustrated when I smiled instead of taking it personally. Told her she wasn't the problem to smooth things over - "I know" she answered with anger. Don't get it. She is still getting paid regardless of how the session turned out. Frustration issues. Guess she was frustrated about not being able to sell me additional services. But she would not have been able to anyway.

For all I know she may be excellent girl but the chemistry was way off.

At this point walked down to the sauna in order to get some sleep. Got once approached by a nice looking columbian (she claimed) but I declined since I knew that I wasn't in the form.

Then I saw a gorgeous black beauty from Dominican Republic. I decided that if she couldn't get me hard, I have a medical issue. Can't remember her name (this is a problem I got with women. It lands me very often in trouble but you are not interested in hearing about that). Nice body with tattoo on one of her legs with unfortunately poorly done boob job (scar on her left breast is very visible).

Approached her while she was inspecting herself in the mirror outside the pool area. We chatted for 5-10 minutes before going to the room. She was waaay more skillful than Svetlana. I knew she was just acting but this was on another level. I would have no trouble assigning her to the sales team in the company I work for. We talked some (you wouldn't be interested in theme) before commencing the act. We had long foreplay. She started by kissing me slowly, letting her breasts touch my body, before starting giving me BJ. She wasn't expert in the area. Too much teeth for one and bit too timid. However the view that I got laying on the back would have awoken the dead and yet I wasn't getting hard.

She declared that I "think too much" (after trying to get me hard for loong time) and cuddled with me. Basically I suspect, among other things that she would provide excellent GFE. It isn't something I am looking for but she is so skilled in that, that I enjoyed the experience. I think we spent well over two hours in the room.

The sex part was shit but that is due to me being in condition as I was, but I enjoyed somehow the experience and she did really try to make this a great experience for me, so I gave her a tip. To my surprise she kissed me (she knew I will not be a regular customer).

All in all this was waste of time for me (money I don't care about. This was company allowance for relaxation and I am free to spend it however I please. Not that I put FKK Artemis on the receipt) but the issue wasn't the Artemis (and certainly not the last girl I was with!) it was simply my brain going in overdrive and being tired. I wasn't stressed out or anything, my body simply refused to cooperate.

I Just came home from Germany. I spent five days at Artemis FKK.

I did lots of girls and tried anal sex first time in my life.

Emma from Germany.

Hen or something from Malaysia.

Amelie from Romania.

Lea from Germany.

Ella from Russia.

Sofia from Russia.

Nicol from Czech Republik.

Diana from Germany.

Valesca from Afrika / Germany.

Kimi from Kenya.

Every session with a girl were good or better than good, super.

I did Diana and Valesca 2 times. Anal with Valesca. She's so fun, beautiful and caring. Also smiles every time.

I had very fun time there.

Hello everyone,

I'm visiting Artemis this weekend, and from previous experience it's always nice to meet up and have a chat with someone, as it can be a little boring being there all day alone.

If anyone else is there alone and would like to have a chat, PM me.

Looking forward to posting reports!

Hello and thank you for sharing your experience.

I am planning to visit Artemis soon and reading the reviews and viewing their website, it looks 'too good to be true' for a brothel. So my question is: anything I should pay attention to? What should I watch out for when I'm there? Also, what are the tips I should follow to enjoy my time to the max? (spending more time at the lounge? Eating more? Relaxing more?

Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=Diplomat;1606480]I have been at Arte quite often lately. The Lineup was great for my taste. Have been with tall blond German beauty Emma (DE) again after roughly one year. Great passionate session but no DFK.

Had a great session with brunette slim Xenia (DE) too, complete GFE but I always fight to not come too early because she has such a tight pussy.

I always enjoy talking to German Czech beauty Leura and I will have to zimmer with her again soon. Same goes for Russian German Vegas. She is an extremely hot MILF. Together with Jenna from Hamburg she is among those Germans who deliver the best professional kind of service. Professional in the sense that she delivers always and not just with me or with a lucky few. I don't remember if we already said that but she had a boob job and the proportions don't really seem to fit her slim body however they are nicely done.

About German Iranian Jaylan from Hamburg she seems a nice and sweet natural beauty and she tried to seduce me more than once in a few weeks...[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Tonkina;1608094]
Then I saw a gorgeous black beauty from Dominican Republic. I decided that if she couldn't get me hard, I have a medical issue. Can't remember her name (this is a problem I got with women. It lands me very often in trouble but you are not interested in hearing about that). Nice body with tattoo on one of her legs with unfortunately poorly done boob job (scar on her left breast is very visible).
[/QUOTE]Sounds like Jennifer? I have not seen her in the club this year, so it's good that she's back. I agree that her boob job is not great, but I found also found her to be a great girl. Lots of fun.

Sorry that you didn't enjoy your visit.

[QUOTE=Frozty;1608293]Sounds like Jennifer? I have not seen her in the club this year, so it's good that she's back. I agree that her boob job is not great, but I found also found her to be a great girl. Lots of fun.

Sorry that you didn't enjoy your visit.[/QUOTE]I think she called herself something else but the boob job is dead giveaway. Anyway she said that she would be only few days in the artemis. The only positive experience that day despite crap sex (not her fault). So yeah she is back for short time at least.

[QUOTE=Frozty;1608293]Sounds like Jennifer? I have not seen her in the club this year, so it's good that she's back. I agree that her boob job is not great, but I found also found her to be a great girl. Lots of fun.

[/QUOTE]Please correct me if I am wrong: But isn't this the Jennifer (DR) that worked at the great (almost mythological) Atlantis and then at Palace all those years ago? Wow, she's still around and in the business after all these years? I remember having a couple of very hot (erotic) sessions with her way-back-when, including public BJs on the couch in the Atlantis bar area (her "turf") and I don't remember much teeth if any back then. But I don't remember a boob job either! That's how far back it was, 2002-3 maybe?

[QUOTE=Ortos;1608315]Please correct me if I am wrong: But isn't this the Jennifer (DR) that worked at the great (almost mythological) Atlantis and then at Palace all those years ago? Wow, she's still around and in the business after all these years? I remember having a couple of very hot (erotic) sessions with her way-back-when, including public BJs on the couch in the Atlantis bar area (her "turf") and I don't remember much teeth if any back then. But I don't remember a boob job either! That's how far back it was, 2002-3 maybe?[/QUOTE]No idea, but I guessed her at mid-thirties, so quite possible.

Late last year she had very long curly blonde hair to contrast with her dark skin. Lots of ink. I don't particularly remember teeth being a problem!

Was in art yesterday, Thursday. For the esteemed colleagues who know her, Russian Viola is back! Spent over 2 hours in 2 different sessions with her, terrific. LOL For those who don't know her, black hair in a pony tail, wearing a top with naked shoulders and short sleeves, quite tall. Chemistry is quite important with her but she is highly recommended. You can find numerous reports on her, seraching the thread.

Tried Estel, ucranian. Short blonde hair, usually sitting behind the bar. Also recommended. Then Nadja and Sissy, both reported many times.

A good lineup yesterday, particularly thin the Romanian dept. At least the ones I know. A group of 4 new german girls, all young, a couple interesting but I avoided as my priorities were elsewhere.

Nothing else to report.

Cheers.

Kimino.

[QUOTE=Ortos;1608315]Please correct me if I am wrong: But isn't this the Jennifer (DR) that worked at the great (almost mythological) Atlantis and then at Palace all those years ago? Wow, she's still around and in the business after all these years? I remember having a couple of very hot (erotic) sessions with her way-back-when, including public BJs on the couch in the Atlantis bar area (her "turf") and I don't remember much teeth if any back then. But I don't remember a boob job either! That's how far back it was, 2002-3 maybe?[/QUOTE]This is definitely not Jennifer you guys are talking about. I checked the Art site and girl under the name of Jennifer has tatoos on wrong places. The women I saw was in mid 20's. Black hair bit over the shoulder. Left breast has a vertical scar going up almost to the nipple. Left leg has a tattoo. She may have tattoos other places but I was distracted. She had one white leg garter that she wore yesterday. Easy to talk to. Her English pronunciation is good but her vocabulary slightly limited. Really nice face IMHO.

[QUOTE=VonderJohn;1608203]Hello and thank you for sharing your experience.

I am planning to visit Artemis soon and reading the reviews and viewing their website, it looks 'too good to be true' for a brothel. So my question is: anything I should pay attention to? What should I watch out for when I'm there? Also, what are the tips I should follow to enjoy my time to the max? (spending more time at the lounge? Eating more? Relaxing more?

Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]I am no expert but if I were to give an advice is to go to the sauna to get some peace if you want to. Girls are not allowed there although whenever nobody is looking you will be approached by couple "that are just passing through".

[QUOTE=Kimino;1608338]Was in art yesterday, Thursday. For the esteemed colleagues who know her, Russian Viola is back! Spent over 2 hours in 2 different sessions with her, terrific.[/QUOTE]I see. That's the reason why it was so difficult to grab her. - To whom it may concern: Fatima is back, too.

Just booked tickets and hotel for a short stay in Berlin and Artemis Wed- Thurs last week of August.

Thanks to lots of reports on this thread I am very much looking forward to this!!

I have a couple of hours to stay at Artemis Thursday morning (plane departs at 1:20 pm).

Is it worth the cover charge in the morning from appr 8 am - 10 am? Are there "enough" girls there at that time of the day?

[QUOTE=Nr71;1608474]I have a couple of hours to stay at Artemis Thursday morning (plane departs at 1:20 pm).
Is it worth the cover charge in the morning from appr 8 am - 10 am? Are there "enough" girls there at that time of the day?[/QUOTE]An odd question, maybe. Sorry, but Artemis is closed 'til 11 am. - Nevertheless, enjoy your visit!

I'm looking for a tall Polish girl who worked at Artemis a few years ago. 3-4 years ago. I don't remember her name but I remember characteristics.

1. She had braces.

2. She had a clit ring.

3. She was really tan and used lots of body oil so her skin was really shinny. She looks like a goddess!

4. Natural see cups breasts.

5. About 5'10 and skinny.

6. Blond hair but don't remember if it was colored.

I was at Artemis last year and I spoke with another Polish girl I remembered was her friend and she told me her friend "went normal". I guess she got a boyfriend.

I'm just wondering if anyone has seen her come back recently or if anyone knows who she is or if she might have gone to a different club?