Stupid shit in Medellin

[QUOTE=Villainy;2863341]I just need to know one thing to complete the image I have of you. When you ask your "girlfriend" to lick your ass and she does. Please tell me you deep French kiss her right afterwards.[/QUOTE]And this makes three jealous MFs.

[QUOTE=Gabacho;2863557]Does this count as a girlfriend or is she just a gold digger?[/QUOTE]I met a girl today. I told her. Soy vegano. She replied. Osea eres de las vegas, verdad?

[QUOTE=JustTK;2863665]I met a girl today. I told her. Soy vegano. She replied. Osea eres de las vegas, verdad?[/QUOTE]Lmao that's hilarious bro!

[QUOTE=Elvis2008;2863573]Hell, Mr. E's all convinced my relationship is just about money.[/QUOTE]Did you stop the money flow yet Elvis? Cough. Cough. Simple way to find out. But we know you have to keep that money going in order to keep that ego intact. Man that is one expensive ego you have.

[QUOTE=Elvis2008;2863573]Hell, Mr. E's all convinced my relationship is just about money. He has convinced himself that his little trips to the park compare with resorts in Cancun. "My women have a much better time" than yours. So you agree with Mr. E. Most women prefer cheap trips to the park as opposed to resort vacations.

Yes, Mr. E's women love him so much.[/QUOTE]Oh you just had to go wake up a fucking monster huh? Cancun resort? Fuck a Cancun. What you know about me and my main girl in that villa in Tahiti in February with the infinity pool in the got damn den overlooking the ocean where the chef shows promptly at 7 am to have breakfast ready at 8 am? That resort buffet was probably better huh? With everybody sneezing on your shit.

What you know about me taking my other girl to Galapagos in April to see the blue-footed boobie? Oh that must be the park you were talking about.

What you know about me taking my other girl to see the fire show at Arkbar on Koh Samui? What you know about me taking my other girl to see that sunset on Koh Lipe last month.

Man you better show some respect around here or I will have a "special" trip with your girl's name all over it. She would not even remember who the hell you are. Talking about some damn Cancun. Yeah me and my main girl had to SETTLE for Cancun January of last year when our cruise was canceled on that covid shit.

Step your shit up before I take your broad and fuck her in Santorini or somewhere. Hell don't high schoolers go to Cancun for their senior trip? You treating your girl like a damn high-schooler. Well I guess after paying all that rent she is lucky to get what little else you are going to offer.

[QUOTE=MiamiBoy1;2863590]Tell this to twenty-six percent of Americans ages 18 and up that didn't have sex once over the past 12 months, according to the 2021 General Social Survey. Apparently, 1 out of 4 men can't talk to a woman and get laid.

Talking to a woman is not that difficult. Getting laid is, if you don't have pussy is pussy mentality, and actually have higher standards. Your 0-1 scale speaks volumes about the quality of the girls you fuck. Fucking fuglies has never been difficult nor expensive.[/QUOTE]Let's see if I understand you. You're saying that because 1 of every 4 men can't manage to get laid at least once per year it must be incredibly difficult? Really? And my standards are supposedly low?

For comparison, 22% of American adults are illiterate. Apparently, getting laid at least once per year is roughly as difficult for adults as learning to read. That actually explains a lot. You're functionally illiterate and you can't figure out how to get laid. It's like you're trying to prove your incompetence.

The simplest form of logic is Boolean logic: yes or no, true or false, on or off, or in binary 0 or 1. When it comes to having sex with any particular woman it boils down to "do I want to fuck her?" That's a simple Boolean question. No? Yes? See how easy that is? It doesn't speak volumes about the quality of women I fuck. It says absolutely nothing about that. It says I understand basic logic and basic mathematics and that you don't.

You've clearly demonstrated the failure of your own decision making process. According to your current claims your decision is based upon whether or not, on your personal subjective scale, you rate a woman as 7+. Until I called you out on it, you spent years claiming you were only interested in women who rated 8 or higher on your personal subjective scale. Either way, by your own admission, except for a miniscule percentage, the best you have managed to accomplish is to fuck women who barely meet (or don't meet) your minimum standards. That doesn't speak volumes about the quality of the women, but it does speak volumes about your inability to, [B] when buying pussy [/B]exceed the bare minimum which you consider acceptable.

For comparison, on your golf scorecard, if you consider finishing a round at +18 as a good round, as long as you finished at +20 or better you would be telling everyone you're one of the best golfers in the world.

I know I've asked this several times before, but how did you ever manage to find a job? You can't understand simple English and it's your native language. You can't read with more than 15% comprehension. You can't understand the simplest of mathematics. You've won the trifecta of unemployability. I desperately want to meet the person who made that hiring decision.

I admit, I'm enjoying watching you literally tear yourself down with every post. Each time you insist that everyone recognize your inability to accomplish the simplest of goals. You describe getting laid is if it's a Herculean task, yet everyone here manages to do it all the time.

[QUOTE=Elvis2008;2863573]Oh Nounce, you are playing the reasonable one in JJBee's crew again huh? Did he call you and tell you to post or did the comments about ugly women hurt your feelings?....[/QUOTE]It may surprise you. We have not communicated, certainly not about any ISG member. The irony is that all the members who have PMed me are on the other side.

Last night I had the salmon like the photo and a cocktail at a bar for US $22, then I went to the Centro to have street bbq, chicken wing, chicken heart and a freshly squeeze orange juice for less than US $4.

I had a regular who has a model type body with small boobs in Rio that came to my place about every other day. She only became my regular because she broke up with her gringo boy friend after she turned 18. LOL. One day she asked me to stay overnight. It would only cost a little more. The price she wanted was about US $500. I never returned her message, and I went to a prive in Centro that costs about US $20 right away. Then I was hooked. LOL. The Uber alone for the regular is about US$30. It made me wonder why I was paying much more for her. Unless you have been to Rio prive recently, you won't be able to make a credible argument. Cariocas really are something else. hehe

[QUOTE=JjBee62;2863750]

I know I've asked this several times before, but how did you ever manage to find a job? You can't understand simple English and it's your native language. You can't read with more than 15% comprehension. You can't understand the simplest of mathematics. You've won the trifecta of unemployability. I desperately want to meet the person who made that hiring decision.

I admit, I'm enjoying watching you literally tear yourself down with every post. Each time you insist that everyone recognize your inability to accomplish the simplest of goals. You describe getting laid is if it's a Herculean task, yet everyone here manages to do it all the time.[/QUOTE]English is not my native language, dumbass. And even if it was, there would be no difference, because understanding the stupid shit you post is a challenge for any sane English speaking person. No wonder driving a truck is the best you can do career wise, because the job doesn't require high IQ.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2863745]Oh you just had to go wake up a fucking monster huh?[/QUOTE]It is more like I woke up the gnat.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2863745]What you know about me and my main girl in that villa in Tahiti in February with the infinity pool in the got damn den overlooking the ocean where the chef shows promptly at 7 am to have breakfast ready at 8 am?[/QUOTE]I am sure she was tinkled pink to be called your "main girl".

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2863745]What you know about me taking my other girl to Galapagos in April to see the blue-footed boobie?

What you know about me taking my other girl to see the fire show at Arkbar on Koh Samui? What you know about me taking my other girl to see that sunset on Koh Lipe last month.[/QUOTE]Your hotel is $60 a night, a trip to Galapagos can be done for $500 a person, and sunsets are free.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2863745]Man you better show some respect around here or I will have a "special" trip with your girl's name all over it. She would not even remember who the hell you are. Talking about some damn Cancun. Step your shit up before I take your broad and fuck her in Santorini or somewhere.[/QUOTE]One of her best friends is in Mexico City and has a Greek BF with a private jet. She has a standing invitation to go on it whenever she wants. She was on it once. Greek BF tried to set her up with one of his friends. She didn't like him.

Maybe one of these days it will hit you that not every Colombian woman works Centro or Santa Fe.

[QUOTE=Nounce;2863777]Unless you have been to Rio prive recently, you won't be able to make a credible argument. Cariocas really are something else. hehe[/QUOTE]My argument is you cannot have a GF if you are not faithful to her and are off fucking hookers on the side. Not sure what yours is.

[QUOTE=Elvis2008;2863888]I am sure she was tinkled pink to be called your "main girl".[/QUOTE]The same way your girl is to know you come on ISG everyday to defend her honor?

[QUOTE=Elvis2008;2863888]One of her best friends is in Mexico City and has a Greek BF with a private jet. She has a standing invitation to go on it whenever she wants.[/QUOTE]What the fuck does this have to do with you? So what you are saying is that me and him are both going to be fucking your girl. Pass the pussy, pass the pussy. What you got to do is pass the pussy.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2863745]Oh you just had to go wake up a fucking monster huh? Cancun resort? Fuck a Cancun. What you know about me and my main girl in that villa in Tahiti in February with the infinity pool in the got damn den overlooking the ocean where the chef shows promptly at 7 am to have breakfast ready at 8 am? That resort buffet was probably better huh? With everybody sneezing on your shit.

What you know about me taking my other girl to Galapagos in April to see the blue-footed boobie? Oh that must be the park you were talking about.

What you know about me taking my other girl to see the fire show at Arkbar on Koh Samui? What you know about me taking my other girl to see that sunset on Koh Lipe last month.[/QUOTE]WAIT A SEC.... Mr. E the original playa from the Himalayas, The my *B* better have my money, I'm checking every dollar, Pimp of the Decade, is low key a romatic guy. Ocean villa views with a private Chef in Tahiti, Sunsets in Koh Lipe while you read her poetry LOL. Ooh shit I think I done heard it all. The world has truly gone loco.

Don't let me find out you been serenading hunnies on the low with a floribunda rose in Saint-Tropez🤣.

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Stupid Shit in Medellin.

[QUOTE=SubCmdr;2862300]
Stop dragging your beef with me into other threads. You are just getting a WWF verbal beatdown that (even with your SUPERIOR English skills) is not making you look to good. [B]Why you so angry my ISG Brother? Elvis tell you he does not want you as his fanboy anymore?[/B].[/QUOTE]Funny how you just disappeared like a little be I T X H, SubCmdr. No tienes palabra o que? You probably got deported back to Haiti or whatever shithole country you are originally from. Your T-mobile doesn't work in Haiti huh?? LMAO fucking loser.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2863931]What the fuck does this have to do with you?[/QUOTE]Nothing, but she does not need some fat middle aged pimp type like you to take her to Greece. She has a standing invitation to go.

And I agree with Coolie. Who knew gnats tried to be romantic?

[QUOTE=CoolieHigh;2863964]WAIT A SEC.... Mr. E the original playa from the Himalayas, The my *B* better have my money, I'm checking every dollar, Pimp of the Decade, is low key a romatic guy. Ocean villa views with a private Chef in Tahiti, Sunsets in Koh Lipe while you read her poetry LOL. Ooh shit I think I done heard it all. The world has truly gone loco.[/QUOTE]They like me because I am cool and do cool stuff. I invite chicks along to do the things with me that I was going to do myself anyway.

My Army girl in Santo Domingo said she really enjoyed hanging out at the beach with me, Gogo, and several other guys the other day. She even drove 2 of the guys home and did not want gas money but they forced it on her. If I was Elvis, a chick would have been asking for gas money and reminding me her car note is due.