(Not) More Fun in the Philippines
As if I needed still another reminder of the general haplessness of consumer culture here, I received it again today as once more, Cebu Pathetic Airlines lived down to my expectations. I've got an important meeting in Cebu tomorrow morning, and so bought a ticket on a Cebu Pathetic flight schduled to leave this morning at 11:30. I've got a good contact with one of the airport guys who, for some consideration, meets me at the airport entrance with my boarding pass and departure tax coupon, thus allowing me to avoid having to hang around well in advaance of flight departure times. This morning, he texted me to let me know that the flight would be delayed by 30 minutes. When I got to the airport however, I noted that no new departure time was listed on the board, so I asked one of the desk agents, who might be old enough to start shaving in a year or two, when the flilght was leaving. He returned the typical deer-in-the-headlights "huh" stare and finally admitted he had no idea. Finally, and hour and 3 or 4 people later, one surly desk jockey mumbled that the flight would leave Cebu at noon, arrive Davao 45 minutes later, and take off again for Cebu at 1:15. That being the case, I left the airport to have some lunch. I returned about 1 only to be told by my airport buddy that the flight was postponed until tomorrow morning because of technical problems. So, having wasted about 4 hours, I bought a ticket on another airline with a flight for early evening.
The bottom line for me of course is that I wasted the entire day, which is attributable solely to the stolid stupidity, incompetence and genuine indifference of Cebu Pathetic's management. As far as I could tell, I was the only foreigner with tickets, and the newly-disenfranchised Filipinos accepted it all with bovine placidity. This reinforced two lessons learned long ago: lesson one, that there's no value placed here on time, efficiency or competence in any recognizable form; number 2, that Filipinos are so habituated to wretched service that for them, it's the norm. How anyone can remain genuinely optimistic about the prospects for development here is beyond me.
GE
Should've Taken a Jeepney GE
I actually saw a t-shirt today that said "Its More Fun Commuting by Jeepney." It had a pic of a jeepney chugging down the road with passengers that had their heads out the windows smiling and waving. Of course the black smoke was billowing out of the back. I've been on a jeepney exactly ONCE in my life and at 6'1" my head was between my knees. I was an aching sweaty, miserable and ill tempered white guy needing assistance in de-jeepneying by the time we got to where we were going which was only a mile (30 minutes) away. I was ready to puke on my legs and feet by the time the ride got us to where we were going. If I am ever ever ever forced to ride one of those things again, I'll just bring a rubber hose, attach it to the exhaust and kill myself then and there. Can you imagine 2 or 3 rides to and from work in 2 or 3 different jeepneys? No wonder customer service is so [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] poor. They're brain dead from all of the fumes by the time they get to work. Yes, commuting is more fun in a jeepney. Utterly stupid t-shirt. After 3 months of living here full time I now know why foreigners aren't allowed to possess or own firearms.