Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

I hope they get things straightened out by the end of December because I have gotten good service from Hi Class and hope to return.

[QUOTE=Fast Eddie 48; 1331726]To Bartchamdo.

This look like the Hi Class massage not far form Nataree I remeber the stair to go up to the front door, I been there a few time girl are only average and service sucks.

Fast Eddie 48[/QUOTE]I certainly had good service there from a girl called Mai, who was decent looking too. However when I returned more than once, she didn't seem to be there any more, and struggled to find another that appealed, so didn't stay.

Is it ok to ask the mamasan / papasan to see the girls available rather than looking at a photoshopped album? Will this be mistaken as bad manners. I have been very disappointed in the past selecting from an album. Many MPs show only the album for selection. Like some seniors to comment.

Pajraj Gop

[QUOTE=Pajraj Gop; 1332254]Is it ok to ask the mamasan / papasan to see the girls available rather than looking at a photoshopped album? Will this be mistaken as bad manners. I have been very disappointed in the past selecting from an album. Many MPs show only the album for selection. Like some seniors to comment.

Pajraj Gop[/QUOTE]Always but always go look at the line up. If that poses a problem pick out two-three ladies and ask to see them all and keep going until you find one you like the look of.

You are the customer; if the papasan / mamasan is difficult there is always another parlour next door.

[QUOTE=Pajraj Gop; 1332254]Is it ok to ask the mamasan / papasan to see the girls available rather than looking at a photoshopped album? Will this be mistaken as bad manners. I have been very disappointed in the past selecting from an album. Many MPs show only the album for selection. Like some seniors to comment.

Pajraj Gop[/QUOTE]Always remember you are the customer. Just smile and politely decline to see the album and ask --still smiling-- to see the available crew. In the unlikely case they refuse, just smile some more, bid them farewell and walk out. Many more establishments who take customer care earnest are available.

Went to EZ2 and was shown the lineup. Not many good lookers. Out of about 10 girls, picked a girl that I thought was called Nicky, but turned out I misheard and was Miki (stress on first syllable). This is T1234's famous girl that looks a lot better than her photo. He was right. The real girl is better and looks like a different person. Service was quite good. No pormstar, but tries to do her best. Her BBBJ was soft and slow just as I requested. No deep throat ability but still good for me.

I would some up her character as fastidiously clean, probably a tidy girl, a little shy and quaint, even a bit innocent. Definitely not for someone wanting a slutty pornstar, more like a nice looking classy young girl next door type.

I had a good time. She cooperated well and even seemed to have a good time herself. Needs to be treated with certain level of niceness and respect.

Would I repeat Maybe! Was a very good time but she was a little too sweet to inspire large amounts of lust. Maybe I want someone a bit more provocatively sexy.

Noticed girls outside All Stars (same owner) looked quite pretty / hot on the way out. Maybe I should check their lineup.

[QUOTE=Syzygies; 1330456]Gaew is not the only beauty there. While waiting for her to come from previous booking another girl came out who was also very pretty (probably smaller chest than Gaew). The receptionist called out to her something like "Khet". I probably miss heard and guess it must have been Cake. Will try her another day. Exceptionally cute face and body had nothing wrong with it (suitably slim).

[url]http://translate.google.com.au/translate?sl=ja&tl=en&js=n&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&layout=2&eotf=1&u=http%3A%2F%2Fpinkmassage2.com%2F[/url][/QUOTE]Maybe a few will get a chuckle out of this.

Gaew was not there, so since Cake was so pretty and cute, I thought I would give it a try. First 5 mins I am by myself in the room and realise I will have to turn the air con on myself. Cake eventually returns. She doesn't speak much so very shy. I manage to get out of her that she is from Buri Ram, but certainly looks nothing like a typical Buri Ram girl if you can forgive the generalisation.

We take a bath together, and she is mucking around a lot and not making much eye contact like she is far away. 35 mins in the bath. She rubbed the dick for quite a while very unexpertly but gets me a hard on anyway which is just going to waste at this time. I ask if she speaks any languages other than Thai. No, she is just very new here. Eventually I move to the bed and she takes quite a while then she motions to turn over for massage. At least she is nude and has nice body with cute swollen small tits. She asks if she can go to the toilet. Sure no problem. She then proceeds to put all her clothes back on, bra, panties, tee-shirt and jean shorts. What the? Surely a towel would suffice. Perhaps she needs to go shopping?

Okay Gone a while and eventually comes back and wastes a lot of time with back massage. She isn't that good at it. Finally we turn over. At least 1 hour gone already. A short front massage and finally she starts to rub my dick again. At long last I think. Quite inexpert but I give a couple of hints and so it finally gets hard again. Just when I think the BJ will start she decides to switch to a bit of body slide massage. No worries. I like that if well done. But its really quite average. My dick has started to receed a little by now. She stuffs around for a while and eventually puts a condom on. Its only semi-hard now. Never mind, nothing a nice BJ won't fix. Instead she lies down and motions me to get on top. I speak Thai but she says very little, mostly hand motions. Oh shit I think. At least her body looks nice so if I massage her a bit and do some DATY I will get turned on again. However her hand is protecting that sweet looking pussy some. She clearly isn't going to allow DATY. I don't want to kiss her mouth even if she allowed it as she has been sneezing and coughing somewhat.

So what to do. Looks like I have to just wank myself up while touching her up a little. Once my dick starts sliding nicely in there it will get properly hard again, but we will need some gel. I ask if she has gel and she says "No". Oh shit more and more difficult by the minute. I start thinking I wish I had used vitamin K earlier. Its difficult girls like this when I might need some assist. I ask about BJ and she acts like she has never heard of such a thing. I try in Thai also "Orm hum dai mai?" no reaction, like she still doesn't understand. Okay I am wanking myself and touching her pussy gently and its starting to get hard enough and suddenly she jumps up and goes to her basket coming back with the KY Gel. What the? Before she denied having any. Perhaps she doesn't know its called "Gel" (or in Thai "yel lor lune") Maybe if I asked for K. Y. Would have worked? Okay Great some gel will help a bit to get it going. I am back to massaging her pussy gently a la "Dan" style but its more to turn me on rather than her by this time. My finger slips in just 1 cm (no exaggeration) and I hit something hard and rough. Oh no! The dreaded sponge and it can't even be in properly. How is my semi hard going to fight against a giant sponge. I need to get a long way in to have any chance of feeling good and I am not short. So I ask her to take it out. Why is it there? No answer. Is it your period? She finally nods agreement. So its like, now I know what she was up to in the toilet.

So fucking is going to be incredibly difficult with tightly packed pussy, no BJ, a terrible HJ. All in all, just an incredible waste of time and money. Normally I would just go get another hot girl, and forget her very quickly, but so much time has been wasted it's time to go home. I haven't had such a pathetic girl for at least 3 years I think. Just goes to show very pretty girls can be very useless.

What can I do next time to avoid such a disaster? I think Nic once gave the advice to get the sex going early in the session. Massage can be relegated to afterwards, but really I don't go there for a massage at all. That way, if the girl is a total mistake, at least little time is wasted and can go get another quickly. So I should never have patiently put up with all the stuffing around time totally wasted.

Fuck, its my GF's period time also. So won't be getting any at home either.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1332540]Noticed girls outside All Stars (same owner) looked quite pretty / hot on the way out. Maybe I should check their lineup.[/QUOTE]Took a look at All Stars website, the line up is looking good.

[QUOTE=Syzygies; 1332587]Maybe a few will get a chuckle out of this.

Gaew was not there, so since Cake was so pretty and cute, I thought I would give it a try. First 5 mins I am by myself in the room and realise I will have to turn the air con on myself. Cake eventually returns. She doesn't speak much so very shy. I manage to get out of her that she is from Buri Ram, but certainly looks nothing like a typical Buri Ram girl if you can forgive the generalisation.

We take a bath together, and she is mucking around a lot and not making much eye contact like she is far away. 35 mins in the bath. She rubbed the dick for quite a while very unexpertly but gets me a hard on anyway which is just going to waste at this time. I ask if she speaks any languages other than Thai. No, she is just very new here. Eventually I move to the bed and she takes quite a while then she motions to turn over for massage. At least she is nude and has nice body with cute swollen small tits. She asks if she can go to the toilet. Sure no problem. She then proceeds to put all her clothes back on, bra, panties, tee-shirt and jean shorts. What the? Surely a towel would suffice. Perhaps she needs to go shopping?

Okay Gone a while and eventually comes back and wastes a lot of time with back massage. She isn't that good at it. Finally we turn over. At least 1 hour gone already. A short front massage and finally she starts to rub my dick again. At long last I think. Quite inexpert but I give a couple of hints and so it finally gets hard again. Just when I think the BJ will start she decides to switch to a bit of body slide massage. No worries. I like that if well done. But its really quite average. My dick has started to receed a little by now. She stuffs around for a while and eventually puts a condom on. Its only semi-hard now. Never mind, nothing a nice BJ won't fix. Instead she lies down and motions me to get on top. I speak Thai but she says very little, mostly hand motions. Oh shit I think. At least her body looks nice so if I massage her a bit and do some DATY I will get turned on again. However her hand is protecting that sweet looking pussy some. She clearly isn't going to allow DATY. I don't want to kiss her mouth even if she allowed it as she has been sneezing and coughing somewhat.

So what to do. Looks like I have to just wank myself up while touching her up a little. Once my dick starts sliding nicely in there it will get properly hard again, but we will need some gel. I ask if she has gel and she says "No". Oh shit more and more difficult by the minute. I start thinking I wish I had used vitamin K earlier. Its difficult girls like this when I might need some assist. I ask about BJ and she acts like she has never heard of such a thing. I try in Thai also "Orm hum dai mai?" no reaction, like she still doesn't understand. Okay I am wanking myself and touching her pussy gently and its starting to get hard enough and suddenly she jumps up and goes to her basket coming back with the KY Gel. What the? Before she denied having any. Perhaps she doesn't know its called "Gel" (or in Thai "yel lor lune") Maybe if I asked for K. Y. Would have worked? Okay Great some gel will help a bit to get it going. I am back to massaging her pussy gently a la "Dan" style but its more to turn me on rather than her by this time. My finger slips in just 1 cm (no exaggeration) and I hit something hard and rough. Oh no! The dreaded sponge and it can't even be in properly. How is my semi hard going to fight against a giant sponge. I need to get a long way in to have any chance of feeling good and I am not short. So I ask her to take it out. Why is it there? No answer. Is it your period? She finally nods agreement. So its like, now I know what she was up to in the toilet.

So fucking is going to be incredibly difficult with tightly packed pussy, no BJ, a terrible HJ. All in all, just an incredible waste of time and money. Normally I would just go get another hot girl, and forget her very quickly, but so much time has been wasted it's time to go home. I haven't had such a pathetic girl for at least 3 years I think. Just goes to show very pretty girls can be very useless.

What can I do next time to avoid such a disaster? I think Nic once gave the advice to get the sex going early in the session. Massage can be relegated to afterwards, but really I don't go there for a massage at all. That way, if the girl is a total mistake, at least little time is wasted and can go get another quickly. So I should never have patiently put up with all the stuffing around time totally wasted.

Fuck, its my GF's period time also. So won't be getting any at home either.[/QUOTE]Wow! At the first sign of disinterest I would have dressed, gone downstairs, complained to the mamasan, and would have tipped the gal a hundred or so. I really hold the establishment accountable here. It is management's job to make sure the employees understand what kind of service is to be delivered.

[QUOTE=Rodwint2;1332649]Took a look at All Stars website, the line up is looking good.[/QUOTE][url]Http://www.allstarsbkk.com/ladies.html[/url]

Its exactly the same ladies as EZ. The two cute ones outside All stars were not in the lineup when I chose at EZ2. Perhaps they were busy at the time. Unfortunately I am not sure who they were. All pics are greatly photoshopped. Next time I will go into All stars and see if get essentially the same line up. I do remember meeting "Cee" but her nose was a bit big (not as good as her photo looks). Miki looked better.

Incidentaly, the girls ate All-Stars / EZ2 are supposed to be the ones that Japanese customers like more and EZ1 are supposed to be the ones that Farangs like more, meaning darker skinned ones (I guess) , but last time saw the EZ1 lineup and last time saw the EZ2 lineup, neither was greatly impressive in terms of really pretty girls. The danger is I am seeing the the bottom half of the group with the hotter girls already busy.

Next time might eat something outside All Stars patiently till the right girl appears outside. Even a bit of banter with the girls outside might help.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;1332681]Wow! At the first sign of disinterest I would have dressed, gone downstairs, complained to the mamasan, and would have tipped the gal a hundred or so. I really hold the establishment accountable here. It is management's job to make sure the employees understand what kind of service is to be delivered.[/QUOTE]Fully agreeing, and also why the management allows a girl in the period to work? It might have jsu started but the management should set rules that in such a case the girl shoud step back. By the story told it seems he has been the one doing all the tough job.

[QUOTE=Bionicman;1332717]Fully agreeing, and also why the management allows a girl in the period to work? It might have jsu started but the management should set rules that in such a case the girl shoud step back.[/QUOTE]I think many places expect girls to work through their period with sponge in place. In a place like Mango you still have theirs mouths and anal even if they don't want to use the pussy. I find it generally difficult to fuck girls with a sponge unless they have a big pussy and a very small sponge. Sometimes you just can't get the dick in more than 3-4 inches, sometimes you feel the abrasive rubbing. There is also a strong danger of condom breakage from the abrasion. Some guys may be blissfully unaware of a sponge, but I am always aware that something feels wrong and why is it so difficult to get in there.

I have seen Gaew before when it was her period, and the management told be that it would be massage only without sex, as she had her period. Of course BJ was possible. However, turned out we fucked anyway with no sponge in use. She wan't bleeding profusely so a little colour is way better than trying to fuck an abrasive sponge. But Gaew is a hot and sexy girl and is always going to be a good turn-on even though she doesn't like to kiss and has her own ways. Cake was precisely the opposite. Nice looking but not a clue about being sexy, no techniques whatsoever, and a really pathetic effort. If she just lay there like a limp dead fish and did nothing to resist, she would have been better.

Has anyone tried any other girls at Pink? Do they have anyone worth doing apart from Gaew?
So far EZ has been good for me. I tried 3 girls and all were good (but not pornstars).

Seems that most reports are on Skvt parlours.

What about Ratchatada places. Up-market and 'ordinary? '

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1332587]What can I do next time to avoid such a disaster? I think Nic once gave the advice to get the sex going early in the session. Massage can be relegated to afterwards, but really I don't go there for a massage at all. That way, if the girl is a total mistake, at least little time is wasted and can go get another quickly. So I should never have patiently put up with all the stuffing around time totally wasted.[/QUOTE]I'm not chuckling at all. This reminded me of so many sessions I had, painful memories.

Now, when I go to an Oily (which is very rare nowadays) I start in the shower. Most girls hate Massage and just want to get the guy to blow and sleep (yep, many guys do).

Start in the shower or right after, on the bed. If the girl does not join you in the shower, invite her to do so.

If you start by the massage, you are wasting time.

I am curious, how much did you pay her?

[QUOTE=Syzygies; 1332540]This is T1234's famous girl that looks a lot better than her photo. He was right. The real girl is better and looks like a different person. Service was quite good. No pormstar, but tries to do her best. Her BBBJ was soft and slow just as I requested. No deep throat ability but still good for me.[/QUOTE]You've now made her a superstar. Beat guys will start lining up for her now. LOL