The fish smell of Medellin
Here in Medellin for the first time. Visited New Life and a prepago online in Laureles. So far something is in the way of enjoyment there is a distinct fishy smell both times.
Am I going to the wrong places?
What is happening to online?
What is happening to online? It seems like there are way less girls advertising online. And the ones that are, are just overall lower quality.
I have enough girls in my rotation but my problem is that they only have ass. The only girl I had that has nice tits is gone outside the city and isn't coming back until after I leave. She had really big tits for her small skinny frame. Can't really quite replace her. I asked if I could fly her back to medellin and she's said no not even for the weekend. She's in some small coastal city visiting family and trying to deal with her depression. I want tits so bad I might just fly over there for the weekend. If not I might just fly back to Bogota for the weekend. I saw a girl online that could replace my girl. Too bad I saw her only after settling here in medellin.
So I'm on the hunt to fix my rotation and online I see not much. Haven't been to Lleras or la isla yet. One time in la isla I saw a girl with nice tits who could've replaced my girl but I didn't talk to her because I went to see my regular girl who has both a nice rack and a nice ass. Never saw the other girl at la isla again. Missed opportunity. I still have to check out fase dos because you guys are saying it's good now. I also have to check loutron again. Haven't been there in like 2 years. Might not be worth it tho since I don't want plastic.
I'm just looking for a small skinny girl with big natural tits. Is that too much to ask for?
Reprot from boots on the Ground
Hello Gents,
I have been here for a couple of days (first time at the paisa source), and here is how things are on the ground from my lens.
Before I got here, I got so many conflicting reports I thought I was walking into a shit show. The reality is things are not as bad as they seem online, but I would say this is not a beginner-friendly city at all (unless you are staying in the Poblado area).
I still believe Camp Alegre was the best beginner place I have been to in terms of price and talent, other than FKK clubs in the EU, and I miss that place dearly. It was an amazing playground of 300 gorgeous playmates inside a safe walled campground. I hope they bring it back. St Marteen is not even close, so please don't even argue.
Now, the problem with Poblado is that it is so gringofied that you are basically overpaying for everything, and the vibe is very meh for me. Also, there are a lot of ugly gringas around—wonder what they are doing here?
Now for accommodations:
I stayed outside of Poblado because I got a way better price, and it has a more local feel. The hotel rates I was quoted in Poblado were bananas for Colombia (plus they want extra money for each girl LOL) and I plan on having a decent rotation going here. No bueno. I still have a weekend rooms booked in the Poblado Hotel for a group party I am throwing, but still, wtf?
Anyway, I don't like for anyone to have access to where I really sleep; thus, I always get two places. Now this is optional for most and a must for me. Usually, your budget dictates this, but for 500 USD, you can get a decent place for two weeks. Thus I have a play room and sleep / stash room in different buildings within walking distance. Total damage 1000. To me, that is reasonable, but once again, people in different tax brackets look at numbers differently so you do you boo.
Dinero Limits:
Daily pocket money limit I set for myself is 500 USD. This is what I allow myself to spend at most. The reality is I went hard and barely spent 350 the other day. So I think it will average out around 300 per day when I am done.
Here are my experiences so far.
Casas are an amazing deal if you just want wam bam thank you ma'am experience. Price can not be beat. Safe, reliable. Ok lineup. New life gets a thumbs up.
Plaza Boterro was a mixed bag for me. Some chicas standing there barely qualified as chicks, and there were some who were okay but not my seen. I think I will have to go more to catch a diamond in the rough but we will see, I don't have high hopes for it.
Food-wise, yes, you can afford most things, but if you are seriously into gastronomy, for serious eaters, I don't think this place is food heaven like Asia, Europe, or even Mexico. Don't get me wrong; it's good and acceptable, but you are not getting wowed here or at least I have not seen it yet. Feels like everyone is on island time here and just don't expect things on time. Even Rappi deliveries are on their own clock.
This reminds me. Rappi is a must. Get pro and get everything delivered. I ran out of money and condoms the other day. Rappi to the rescue. 6 AM McMuffin for the stuffed muffin under me? Yup, rappi to the rescue.
So far, I have had a decent experience with Ubers. Prices are reasonable (5-10 bucks), depending on where you are going and wait times, etc. The airport to my place was $100,000, so 25 bucks, basically, not ad at all.
Now for my best finds:
I made a friend with an Uber driver; bro turned out to be a decent dude. Hooked me up with a lot of things, connections, etc. Of course, I try to compensate everyone fairly, but for these kinds of things, you just have to feel it out if they are a leech or genuine (would not recommend this for Newbies to the game). 50 mil propina to the right person goes a long way.
I ran into a civil in Exito on the way to an appointment with my Uber driver, and I pulled her with my butchered Spanish. This shit was unexpected even for me. After my appointment, we texted, and she came over. All I can say is wow. Total damage was 300 mil for restaurants and gifts, supplies, etc, but for a 19 year old Gorgeous chica to me, worth it. She would not take money so I just got her one more gift. Win is a win. Don't be cheap in these kinds of times, gents. She then played tour guide during the day, which was very helpful, helped me run a couple of errands, explained the city, showed me around, etc. Of course, Before she left, we said goodbye in the proper way: the. She has some school things and will be done in a day, promised a friend for possible 3 way.
I had good luck with a couple of online girls. Made good connections, very nice sessions 450 TLN for a stunner nonplastic 22 year old Who also promised a friend. Next time she comes over.
I visited one online girl in Laureles and that also went well. 350 was damage here.
So far, I went to one strip club (Isla I think) with a new friend that he wanted to check it out, and it was meh. I have never been a fan of strip clubs, even back home, but I just don't get the point. Girls are meh to so-so in range, and most are poorly altered. Prices are stupid (think 600-700 LOL) plus you have to pay the house fee etc. I just don't get the logic with these, so maybe someone could enlighten me.
Anyway, I will update you with more findings when I can, but so far, it's not as bad as some fear-mongering members have made it seem. I am not dissatisfied yet, we will see how things progress.
I can only imagine how amazing this place was before all these price increases and shifts in politics.