Big Brazilian Bunda Bonanza!
Well, I'm not long back from yet another memorable Rio de Janeiro adventure! Each time I go, I am left with memories that will last a lifetime. However, this time around not all of those memories stem from things that happened in a terma (although there were still many of those too!). I already wrote about how a tute approached me in a McDonald's and gave me her phone number! LOL! And in fact, on this last trip I made it a point to be a "normal" tourist for a change and do the things that non-mongers do when they go to Brazil. On previous trips, I always felt like there was so much ass to pursue and so little time, but this trip I stayed a little longer and planned a little better so that I could add another dimension to my overall Rio experience.
For example, I felt kind of silly that I had been to Rio so many times and had not been to Corcovado Mountain to see the statue of Christ the Redeemer. I finally made it up there. I also visited Sugarloaf, and the view from up there is just spectacular. On a clear day, you can easily see Niteroi, the downtown airport, Centro, Flamengo, Botafogo, Leme, Copacabana, and all the way over to Ipanema, Leblon, and beyond. I went to see a samba show one night which was very entertaining. We went to a churrascaria beforehand. So much meat! I thought they were going to offer me some meat with my ice cream at the end! I had planned to do a tour of Centro to learn that area better, but the tour was cancelled. I also did a cruise of Guanabara Bay which offers yet another unique perspective of Rio.
I understand that the typical tourist stuff is not the primary reason why us mongers go to Rio, but if you can work it out, take some time to do some of these things. They will only make your overall Rio vacation experience all the more rich and full. In fact, one of my funniest episodes in Rio ever occurred during the Guanabara Bay cruise. I'm on the bus and we're going to the different hotels to pick up other folks participating in the tour, and two obvious drag queens get on the bus! OK, no problem with me. I'm live and let live. So, we get to the pier and the tour guide pulls me to the side and says, "Only three people signed up for the lunch afterwards . . . it will be you and the two drag queens . . . sorry!" WTF?
I saw another boat that had the words "Pink Line" written on it. "Shouldn't they be on THAT cruise?" I thought to myself? LOL! Well, on the one hand I considered that I just might learn some things I never knew from those two. But on the other hand, I hadn't come all the way to Rio to sit in some seafood restaurant with two queens wearing panties and scarfing down sardines! I said the hell with being politically correct and went off on my own to try feijoada for the first time. I ordered a serving of the tasty Brazilian dish for one, and even that was too much to eat. The only thing I didn't like about the feijoada was the manioc flour or "farofa" that comes with it. That stuff tastes like saw dust man. Got to be an acquired taste. But other than that, it was all good! The best time to get feijoada is on Saturdays. If you want some, go with a buddy and split an order for one person. I assure you that it will be enough. Which reminds me of another thing about Rio. I always forget how huge the portions are! It's a little on the expensive side eating out in Copa, but there are a lot of good restaurants, and you will get your money's worth. I typically have enough leftovers for a second full meal. When you consider that, then the price isn't so bad after all.
Now let's talk about the main event . . . the girls! I had not been to Rio since Help closed, so I was eager to check out the night scene in Copa. Bottom line is that it's pretty much like the old scene, only in a much, much smaller and scaled down version, which I LIKED! The old Help scene was such a suffocating, smoke-filled ZOO full of fuglies, and I just couldn't stand it. For me, the new scene is much more manageable, with (for lack of better comparisons) Dolce Vita being the "new" Help (I never went in) and Balcony being the "new" Terraco Atlántico. Whenever I decided to drop by, I would usually arrive around 8 p.m., and already there would be girls out on the stroll. For sure there were still plenty of fuglies, but I always saw a handful of cute girls too each time. On my first night in town, I was looking for a table over at Balcony and overheard a tute tell a monger, "Don't drink too much because I want to fuck really good tonight!" I laughed out loud as I passed by LOL!
I mostly went to Balcony to watch, but one night I did pull a tute to my table just to get some info out of her (and I offered her some pizza too LOL!). I wanted to get some idea of what kind of prices the girls were asking for. She quoted R$200 for ST and R$250 for all night. She wasn't the most attractive, so I have to believe that the prettier girls probably start out asking for more (but can be bargained down). I made a few eye contacts with a couple of pretty ones, but that's as far as it went because I really wasn't too interested in going with a Balcony girl. As you will see, I spent my money elsewhere. After finishing the pizza, I decided to walk over to Barbarella's to check that place out after having not been there for some time. By the way, at Balcony in the early evenings, they always seemed to have different gringos (I believe they were all gringos) strumming guitars, blowing harmonicas, and singing to popular American standards. It added a different touch that I appreciated. Oh, and the Balcony tute asked me for money for a taxi to Niteroi. I told her no and left for Barbarella's. Not gettin' any chump change from me.
Speaking of Barbarella's, I went a couple of times this last trip, and some things have changed! When I first started going to Rio, the tutes at Barbarella's would give you this line, "It's R$600, but for you R$500." Hahahaha! I would just laugh and NEVER pay that. Now when you go, the girls will tell you R$300 to R$400. How long they will stay and what they will do will depends directly upon what you negotiate with the girl. From all of my trips to Rio, I have taken about six girls from Barbarella's, and I have always paid from R$300 to R$400. Half of those girls have stayed all night, including one for R$300. I don't recall exactly how long the others stayed, but it wasn't all night, which is fine with me because I don't always desire all night. Mostly I want to fuck, and then get a good night's rest afterwards, which means no tute in my room! Now get this. I had one Barbarella's chick tell me it was R$700, and that she always gets at least R$600! LOL! Who did she think she was talking to? I told her that for a fraction of that price, I could go somewhere else and get BBBJ, anal, CIM . . . the WORKS! She got mad and got up and left . . . fuck her! On second thought DON'T. Hahaha! Wish I could remember her skeezer name.
Another thing about Barbarella's that was different was that I didn't see any of those shark taxis that charge double sitting out front. Maybe it was just early. But in fact, the first girl I took back to my room had her own car parked around the corner, so we drove the few minutes to my Copa hotel. That was different. With the other girl, we just got a taxi off the street, which is typically what I will do. There are a few things at Barbarella's that have not changed. There's still the bar fine of R$120 (you get two drinks with that). Also, the door clowns still have their hands out asking for tips when they haven't done jack for you. And I still tell them no! LOL! Also, watch out for this trick. When they brought me my bill to pay, they had added a 10% tip for the wait staff and tried to tell me I was obligated to pay it! First time that had happened to me at Barbarella's, and it really pissed me off! Turns out the service actually wasn't so bad, and I had planned to tip the wait staff, but when they pulled that bullshit I refused. They removed the 10% charge from my bill. Don't let those guys get over on you or take advantage of you. You're the boss, and it's your money!
The place where I spent most of my riches was in the termas. The termas are my main thing in Rio because I know that's where I can get what I like the most, and that would be the porn star experience! I'm not going to go over addresses, detailed pricing info for each location, etc. because all of that information is readily available elsewhere. I'll just take some time now to share some overall impressions and lessons learned (or reinforced) from my last trip. To start, I'll say that one of the best sessions I have ever had in my life anywhere on any continent with any girl was had at L'uomo. And THE BEST BUTT FUCK I have EVER dropped on a girl IN MY ENTIRE LIFE occurred at L'uomo during this past trip.
The reinforcing lesson from this for me is this. L'uomo was good during my very first visit to Rio, but had sucked ever since. And yet, I always made it a point to stop by at least once every trip because you just never know what new booty will be on duty WHERE in town to rock your world! The place that sucked the last several trips just may be THE place next time. In Rio there are so, so many choices that if you don't live there or don't have the opportunity to travel there several times a year, then you have to have a game plan with a rotation of places to try out on each trip where you know you have at least a chance of finding the kind of action you like.
For example, I haven't had any luck at Cancun for some time now and didn't session there last trip, but it's a terma, I like the termas, and it's a Tier 1 terma at that, so I keep it in my rotation for now (I like to have at least 10 different places to visit on any particular trip and added Café 400 in Barra de Tijuca to make up for the loss of other places like Termas Aeroporto and Rio Antigo . . . I need to consider more casas and prives for next time). Solarium is the other place where I didn't session last time, even though there is a girl there going by Eliza who I find very, very attractive, and who I have sessioned with on two prior occasions. The first time was when she was over at Monte Carlo years ago. It was only a so-so session, but I thought maybe it was me because I wasn't in the best of moods. Tried her again after she moved to Solarium, and again I didn't have the best experience. In fact, it's the only time EVER in Rio where I felt like a tute was pressuring me to finish. She kept saying, "Cum! Cum! You cum now!"
Maybe it was a bit of cultural miscommunication, but I doubt it. And for that reason, I was determined to let my big head control the little head and not go with her again. She ignored me at first, but then came over "soliciting" for a session and playin' with my dick and shit under my robe. I told her that I felt like she had hurried me the last time. She replied that she had not and always provides a complete session. Then she stood up and wagged her big butt around in my face, but I was able to resist because I know she doesn't do anal. Hahaha! Then she sits back down and I'm looking into that pretty face of hers and she's telling me I can "gozar" all over her mouth (making motions with her fingers all over her mouth for where the spooge will go)! "DON'T do it Cane! DON'T do it! Let the big head control the little one!" Well, the big head won! Hehehe! I finished my drink and got the hell out of there with my money still intact. Maybe I'll give you another go next time Eliza. Third time lucky? We shall see. Hehehe!
But, back to referring to the tier ratings for the termas, I went to my first Tier 2 terma this visit (Termas 502), and I had one of my most memorable sexual experiences ever in Rio. I'll tell the full story later in a picture post, but I'll just say for now that the girl was hot and as good a performer as the best in any Tier 1 terma I have ever been to. And the price was right too. It was only R$20 to get in, and you get three beers with that. The hour session was like R$240 if I recall correctly (I got the suite), we used all of the time, and it was a PSE all the way. Also, if you're coming from Copa like I was, you have to factor in the taxi fare. A side benefit is that once you're down there, you can easily walk to 4X4 and Termas 65 too. The lesson here is that, of course, you don't always have to go to a Tier 1 terma and pay higher prices to receive outstanding service. In fact, you don't have to go to a terma at all. But, still there are trade-offs. There are aspects of the Tier 1 terma that I like that no casa or prive will ever be able to match. However, the added benefits don't justify the kind of prices being charged by Centaurus. They want R$120 from you just to let you in, and that does not include any drinks! An hour session is R$550! Throw in taxi fares and drinks, and you've spent a fortune for an hour of fun at Centaurus. Definitely NOT worth it. That said, I did go to Centaurus twice looking for one of my favorites of all time! LOL! Didn't see her, and given those prices it's just as well! I went back to the hotel room with a lot more money in my wallet!
Now, I'm going to follow this post up with a series of picture post reports that will be recounts of my actual sessions with the tutes. As I said in an earlier post, I'm going to place those picture reports in the Anal Connoisseurs section because the thing I love the most is to fuck my tutes in the ass, and for me the anal action is what absolutely sets Rio apart from any other mongering destination in the entire world that I go to. In Rio the anus is on the menu, it's plentiful, and nobody does it better than a Brasiliera GDP does it! Summing it all up, I did 14 sessions this last trip, or one a day, with 71% of those sessions involving some form of "butt sex". So, I was right around my Rio "lifetime anal average" of 70%. Hahaha! The truth is that I only sessioned half as much as I had planned. I wanted two tutes a day, but after you've been around as many tutes as I have, you become "hardened" and your standards get higher and higher. Or, at least they should when you can fuck virtually anybody in the house. It's like being on a drug and needing a higher dose of that drug to get high, or needing an even harder drug to get your high. In any event, by being picky you have a better chance of having good sessions by not settling on something less than what you want (and what you want can and does change). And, you also arrive back in your native land with more money in your pockets! Anyway, look for my follow up reports starting tomorrow in Anal Connoisseurs.
