Rio de Janeiro Reports

yo,

i gave that up a long time ago, but i really want to get back to rio.

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[quote=eeyore]. i went down on her first, and she writhed and moaned with great loud pleasure. after she was good and wet, i entered her, pulling her legs on my shoulders. this stretched her too much, and wet as she was, she still was unable to take all i had to give. i let her legs back down and slowly entered her again. i slowly worked my way in and she backed into me as her wet tight pussy wrapped around my throbbing member.

casting my eyes about, i spotted a statuesque blonde beauty with a distinct air of sophistication. her name sounded something like ingeja. (in-gay-ha).

a tall exotic dark-haired beauty caught my eye as she talked with another garota. pietra was her name. she came from manaus and was a hot amazonian. she slowly undressed me, teasing me with light strokes. i pushed her back on the bed, then went down on her, lifting her long legs back over her head. the tension built as we picked up speed. i slowly worked my way into her tight pussy and teased her in return. when she couldn't stand it anymore, she began pulling my hips into her. after rolling on the narrow bed, we rolled off, i spun her around and entered from behind. faster and harder she wanted and faster and harder i went until the dam burst open. i slowly ground my hips into her round, firm ass. with that, she went into a long slow shivering and shuddering orgasm and fell forward. i pushed down on her and came while she was still convulsing. quote]dude, you have go to stop reading penthouse forum letters! [/quote]

The Cane. I have merely pointed out the rules to you, quite succintly, without a personal attack. A normal response would be to just acknowledge that you were unaware that the rules were such and move on. No need to go into an incoherent rant (Adolph and referring to Nazis?) and personal attack when no attack was aimed at you. If you carry on attacking everybody that merely makes a comment about one of your posts you will either stop posting or be banned.

[QUOTE=The Cane; 1171335]Get over yourself. You're bitter because you LOST and you can't let it go. You can't stand the fact that I'm here. But I'll tell you what partner. You better get used to it because this is where I am, and this is where I'm staying. And I'm doing what other guys here are doing, and that's reading, writing, and reporting. And I'm doing it, I'm doing it, I'm doing it WELL! I'm doing it, I'm doing it, I'm doing it WELL.

I have news for you. These places aren't the private clubs of you and your crew.[/QUOTE]I'm afraid to say I'm one of the members of Bubba's crew. Thanks for your posts BB, I still learn of your test-drive and I live in Rio!

[QUOTE=Bubba Boy;1171518]The Cane. I have merely pointed out the rules to you, quite succintly, without a personal attack. A normal response would be to just acknowledge that you were unaware that the rules were such and move on. No need to go into an incoherent rant (Adolph and referring to Nazis?) and personal attack when no attack was aimed at you. If you carry on attacking everybody that merely makes a comment about one of your posts you will either stop posting or be banned.[/QUOTE]Sorry, I didn't realize that you were only here to "help" (said with much sarcasm!).

If you don't like what someone posts put them on ignore. Click on their name and add them to your ignore list.

Was at L'Uomo tonight only because it had been over a week since I'd seen my gal pal who started working there, and I needed a fix before she comes over to my apartment tomorrow night. Yeah I was jonesing.

Anyway, same old story on the rest of the chicks there. 1 or 2 faces but lots of the same old same old. Place really needs to shake itself up. Clear out the older girls. My girls said they are all praying for August to come to reap the benefits of Europeans on holidays. Wonder how it will be this year with the R$ still so strong (hit 1. 566 today USD).

R$378 for 1 hr. 2 beers for her, a water for me. Worst part was the cold churro on the way there. That's what I get for buying churros at 8pm. Best part (after her) was the walk back on Barata Ribeiro past Big Bi. Tangerina copao and a kibe with molho de pimenta. Yum!

[QUOTE=Eric Cartman;1171745]Was at L'Uomo tonight . same old story on the rest of the chicks there. 1 or 2 faces but lots of the same old same old. Place really needs to shake itself up. Clear out the older girls.[/QUOTE]Yesterday, Fernando (the guy who hangs around Balcony touting for Carretao, Luomo, Monte Carlo and the Copa prives. In that order) told me that luomo had changed. I had said that on last trip it had been dull (few girls, all sat around bored, the best thing was the feijoada). He ASSURED me that it had been revamped, slightly higher price but now 70 GIRLS! I didn't believe him. Is Luomo in decline?

[QUOTE=Torgoch;1171843]Yesterday, Fernando (the guy who hangs around Balcony touting for Carretao, Luomo, Monte Carlo and the Copa prives. In that order) told me that luomo had changed. I had said that on last trip it had been dull (few girls, all sat around bored, the best thing was the feijoada). He ASSURED me that it had been revamped, slightly higher price but now 70 GIRLS! I didn't believe him. Is Luomo in decline?[/QUOTE]I agree that L'uomo has not been good for a very long time. At least not for me. I stopped by anyway on my last trip, and I had some of my best sessions ever in Rio! In fact, I had my best anal session EVER there last trip, and I had another session that I would qualify as a candidate for best all around ever from any girl in any place in the world I have been. Remember: the place that sucked the last time just may be the bomb the next time! The girls I sessioned with there were Paulina and Natasha.

I'm currently going through a recount of my last Rio trip in Anal Connoisseurs, and I think I'll probably get to the first of my sessions with those two over the weekend. Now, I'm sure that for a guy like Cartman who lives down there, it still may all be old hat and easy to remain bored with the place. But for somebody like me who isn't there all the time, I actually saw some improvement over what was there during several prior trips.

They were also running several specials. I asked the lady at the front desk if the specials were for any day, and she told me yes. I was told that if you get there between 3 p.m. and 5 p.m., the entrance fee would be waived. Take a tute between 5 p.m. and 7 p.m. and get a session for half price. Also, I believe you can go online and get a discount coupon for R$35 that can be used toward any service at the club. There is a little catch on the coupon though. You have to arrive after 9 p.m. A very nice improvement over at L'uomo has been the reintroduction of dinner back into the mix. I think they only have it on Saturdays though. I happened to be there on a Saturday when they had the feijoada. It wasn't as good as when I had it for the first time at a sit-down restaurant, but it was still quite tasty, except for the "saw dust" (farofa) which I take a pass on.

In short, I had a good time at L'uomo last time out. A VERY good time! Somebody else can too. Different strokes for different folks.

[QUOTE=Torgoch;1171843]Yesterday, Fernando (the guy who hangs around Balcony touting for Carretao, Luomo, Monte Carlo and the Copa prives. In that order) told me that luomo had changed. I had said that on last trip it had been dull (few girls, all sat around bored, the best thing was the feijoada). He ASSURED me that it had been revamped, slightly higher price but now 70 GIRLS! I didn't believe him. Is Luomo in decline?[/QUOTE]Luomo has been in a constant state of "blah" for the past 6+ months. Sure, if you are here just for a quick trip / visit it will be acceptable. But for the price you can find hotter girls these days at 65 and MC. And maybe 4x4 and 502 if you are diligent. On the bright side luomo is open Sunday and holidays

[QUOTE=Eric Cartman;1171874]Luomo has been in a constant state of "blah" for the past 6+ months. Sure, if you are here just for a quick trip / visit it will be acceptable. But for the price you can find hotter girls these days at 65 and MC. And maybe 4x4 and 502 if you are diligent. On the bright side luomo is open Sunday and holidays[/QUOTE]Luomo has been a complete waste of time the last 6 months, probably longer. They just don't turn over the staff. There are maybe 6 staff members that have been there since my first trip to Rio about 8 years ago. They badly need to get rid of half the staff and start again. Breaks my heart, was my favourite place in Rio for so loooong!

[QUOTE=Eric Cartman;1171874]Luomo has been in a constant state of "blah" for the past 6+ months. Sure, if you are here just for a quick trip / visit it will be acceptable. But for the price you can find hotter girls these days at 65 and MC. And maybe 4x4 and 502 if you are diligent. On the bright side luomo is open Sunday and holidays[/QUOTE]I always have better luck at 4x4 for good service. I interview a lot when I go there. Interviewing at Luomo doesn't get you very far. I think due to the smaller number of girls at Luomo, the girls get fucked too much and are jaded. The girl Ingrid for example was practically a celebrity. If the black girl Pietra comes / is back, I recommend her for marathon butt sex and cum swallow, but other than that I am really apprehensive about going there. Remember I had to walk out of there in February for a half refund with my dick half cocked because a girl was wanting to use a rubber for BJ. The girl in Feb. Agreed to everything and anything when I interviewed her then got rubbery back in the room. And a girl (Ane) tried CBJ on me in 2009 there as well. What is Rio coming to when big cost doesn't guarantee service? For that money the girls should have a menu like the Devils Den in Pattaya. YMMV. Other people have great time. Depends on the girl, the guy, the time, the day, whether she's pissed about something outside work. Just like a normal girl except she's charging muito Reais. I fucked Luomo's Pietra last year, memorable because of great service and her being only my second black girl. If she is back now from her hiatus, everyone should be tapping that one. I heard she was spotted at a grocery in Copa back in January or so.

I'm surprised that you continue to hit termas. I think Bar 22 girls can be molded to what you want due to placing lower values on themselves. If there isn't something there that you like, they know favela girls that you would like. Would that I had more time in Rio, I would make an arrangement for sure with either with a 22 girl or one of her friends.

P. S. Friends, I am over in Manila having an outstanding time with excellent service, LT no prob, BB everything. Everything Brasil used to be before this gentrification started. Recommended for those alley cats who go banging in VM.

[QUOTE=Puta Playa;1172140]YMMV. Other people have great time. Depends on the girl, the guy, the time, the day, whether she's pissed about something outside work. Just like a normal girl except she's charging muito Reais.[/QUOTE]I had a GREAT time! First L'uomo post coming today.

[QUOTE=Puta Playa;1172140]If the black girl Pietra comes / is back, I recommend her for marathon butt sex and cum swallow[/QUOTE]Question about this girl Pietra. Was she there in May of 2009? Just asking because I banged a black chick there (brown complextion) who was a great fuck, but I don't remember her name. She had braces and some long extensions in her hair. She was also very excited to show me pics of her dressed up for carnival. She gave me her # and email but I lost both.

[QUOTE=Mongmann;1172266]Question about this girl Pietra. Was she there in May of 2009? Just asking because I banged a black chick there (brown complextion) who was a great fuck, but I don't remember her name. She had braces and some long extensions in her hair. She was also very excited to show me pics of her dressed up for carnival. She gave me her # and email but I lost both.[/QUOTE]Here are pics I posted of her, just the important parts. Maybe it helps. I don't remember any braces, but I had her June 2010 so they might have been off by then. Luomo tends to have plenty of black chicks so it might have been another.

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[QUOTE=Puta Playa; 1172403]Here are pics I posted of her, just the important parts. Maybe it helps. I don't remember any braces, but I had her June 2010 so they might have been off by then. Luomo tends to have plenty of black chicks so it might have been another.

[post]1037627[/post][/QUOTE]Ok, thanks man. I don't think that's her. Thanks for the pics though.